Rebirth of King Zhou

Zi Xing can also be regarded as a "wonderful person". 【 】

According to Gu Long's point of view, the so-called "wonderful person" refers specifically to "interesting people".Like Gu Long himself, not to mention anything else, just saying that he can have three wives as a modern person, which also fits the category of "wonderful man".

The reason why Zi Xing is said to be a wonderful person is because this guy's thinking is quite out of touch with the public thinking.For example, he clearly knew that it was a helpless fact that Miss Jiang was taken as a "hostage" by the Lei Clan, but he could still shamelessly accuse the "Lei Clan Messenger" of lying.

That's not to mention, after denouncing the other party, Zi Xing, a living treasure, felt more and more that his "suspicion" was very reasonable; the more he thought about it, the more he believed in the guess that "Lei Clan didn't take Miss Jiang as a hostage" ...

In the end, facing the "Thunder Clan Messenger", Zi Xing felt a sense of being fooled in his heart.

One of the most important reasons for being able to complete this leapfrog thinking change in a short time is Zi Xing's "suspiciousness".

There is a deep reason why Zi Xing is so suspicious.

He also received several years of Celestial education in his previous life.The two years before his death should be accurately said to be "the first two years of crossing". Only then, based on the iron-clad facts, Zi Xing knew that he had been fooled by elementary school textbooks for n years

Text: Edison's mother got acute appendicitis.The doctor suffered from the fact that there were only a few oil lamps in the room, so he could not perform the operation.Edison, who had just turned 7 years old, used the reflection principle of the mirror to let the doctor successfully perform the operation on his mother under the bright reflection.

Question: The earliest discussion of appendicitis surgery in medical history was in 16, while Edison was born in 147.In other words, when Edison was 7 years old, he would not have appendicitis surgery.In addition, a surgeon with more than 20 years of experience said that the reflection of oil lamps is a "shadow lamp", and appendicitis surgery cannot be performed under such conditions.

Emperor of Truth: Edison, who has so many invention patents, traveled from the "future world" can only be explained in this way, because the author who wrote that text will never admit that he made up and told a big lie.

Text "Huang Jiguang": The enemy in the firepower point the machine gun at Huang Jiguang, and the bullets shot over like hail.Huang Jiguang suffered injuries to his shoulders and legs.He exhausted all his strength and climbed forward more tenaciously. There were still 20 meters, 10 meters... It was getting closer, getting closer... Huang Jiguang suddenly stood up and stood up amidst the bullets like a storm. He raised his right arm , the grenade gleamed in the light of the searchlight...

Question: The 1912 light machine gun used by the US military in North Korea has a projectile with a muzzle velocity of [-] seconds.When a high-speed bullet encounters a sudden deceleration of the human body, it can cause severe damage many times larger than the diameter of the projectile.When the bullet passes through the human body, the tissue around the ballistic will violently diffuse the kinetic energy just absorbed into the body, causing an effect similar to an "explosion", causing a wound cavity more than ten times the diameter of the bullet to burst out in the human body instantly.A single bullet is enough to destroy an area the size of a fist. It is impossible for Huang Jiguang to "raise his right arm". The bullet passes more than ten centimeters away from the heart, and the heart may be crushed by a strong squeeze when the wound cavity appears in an instant. Cracked, even smashed.

Emperor of Truth: In fact, Huang Jiguang's nickname is "Invincible Iron King Kong". The author who wrote this text will never admit that he is lying.Uh, at most, a little bit of "reasonable imagination" was added in the writing process.

Text "My Battle Qiu Shaoyun": For the whole class, for the whole latent troops, and for the victory of this battle, Qiu Shaoyun lay motionless in the fire like a huge boulder.The fire burned on him for more than half an hour before it gradually extinguished.This great warrior didn't move an inch or groan until his last breath.

Question: Foreign research institutions divide pain into ten levels, and burning ranks very high. Normal people can't bear it for a long time. Shouting and moving are natural reactions. At that time, the brain is no longer in charge.Do you understand the nerve reflex?It is impossible for Qiu Shaoyun to remain motionless for half an hour and then be burned to death alive. There is only one possibility—that Qiu Shaoyun died on the spot before or shortly after his body caught fire. *...

Emperor of Truth: The instructor said, don't move around when you are "crossing the catastrophe" "Paradise" opportunity.

Text "Great Wall Bricks": An astronaut said with high spirits, "I am in a spaceship, observing our planet from outside the sky, and I can identify two projects with the naked eye: one is the Dutch sea dike, and the other is China's Wanli Great Wall"

Question: The narrow and irregular Great Wall with an average width of less than 10 meters is difficult to distinguish from 20 kilometers away. If you can see the Great Wall from the moon, it is equivalent to seeing a strand of hair from 26 meters away. This is obviously not true. possible.In addition, the influence of objective factors such as the atmosphere and clouds must also be considered. According to this reasoning, it is absolutely impossible for astronauts to see the Great Wall in space.

Emperor of Truth: Astronaut is just my part-time job. In fact, my real job is clairvoyance in front of the Jade Emperor. I even made a cameo appearance in "Journey to the West". Huh, it's meaningless to argue about this. When China itself has the ability to use the "Shenzhou" spacecraft When the astronauts of our country were sent into space, the reporter asked if they could see the "Great Wall"?Astronauts deny it in front of millions of TV viewers

Text "Father and Son in an Earthquake": In 199, a major earthquake occurred in Los Angeles, USA, and 30 people were injured to varying degrees in less than 4 minutes.In the chaos, a young father settled his injured wife and rushed to his seven-year-old son's school.The beautiful three-story classroom building that used to be full of children's laughter has become a ruin... He knew that his son's classroom was at the left back corner of the first floor, so he walked there quickly...

Question: The fact is that in 199, there was no earthquake in Los Angeles, USA.On January 1994, 1, there was indeed an earthquake in Los Angeles, USA—the earthquake killed 17 people and injured more than 62 people, but the time of the earthquake was 9000:4 a.m. local time. How could there be students in the school in the early morning? ?

King of Truth: What is Paul the Octopus? The editor of the textbook is the real king of prophecy

Text "Straw Hat Strategies": During the Long March of the Red Army, He Long used tricks to make the enemy kill each other without firing a single shot. In 1934, the Red Army of Chinese Workers and Peasants began the [-]-mile Long March.He Long led a Red Army team and marched from western Hunan to Guizhou. Jiang's White Army... sent planes to track, bomb and shoot in the sky.At that time, it was hot summer, and the vegetation on the ground was scorched by the sun; although the commanders and fighters were all wearing straw hats, they were still sweating profusely from the heat. "

Question: According to historical data, in the "hot summer" of 1934, the Red Army led by He Long and Xia Xi had not started the long march, but was engaged in guerrilla warfare in the border area between Hunan, Guizhou and Sichuan.The Long March of the Red Army began on October 1934, 10. At this time, He Long was not in the Central Soviet Area of ​​Jiangxi.When the "Long March", "airplane", "from Xiangxi to Guizhou", these conditions can be met, it is already November, and it is not a "hot summer".Without the hot summer, how could the Straw Hat Plan be realized? ...

To sum up, people have to feel: What do the students receive cultural education?Or lie education?

There are also some articles from "masterpieces" that have been directly abridged——

The Chinese text version of "Kou. Skills": The woman was startled and leaned over, and then her son woke up and cried loudly. The original version of "Mouth Skills": The woman leaned back in shock and shook her husband to speak obscene things. At first, she didn't respond well, but the woman kept shaking, and the two people's words gradually became entangled, and the bed rattled from it again, and then the child woke up. Big cry.

The deleted text in "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond": "Like a beauty just out of the bath", and the girl picking lotus out of the lake was originally not "singing and dancing" but "swinging a boat and singing pornographic songs".

"Dream of Red Mansions" excerpt "The Gourd Monk Judging the Gourd Case" mentioned that Feng Yuan was gay. .

Emperor of Truth: Lin Sihuan, eunuch.Zhu Ziqing, eunuch.Cao Xueqin, eunuch.In order to protect the "purity and sex" of the flowers of our motherland, a large group of famous writers who dared to paint realistic pictures were helplessly beaten.This is another way for "lie" to overcome "truth".

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Once he learned the truth, Zi Xing couldn't help sighing: the texts he had read since childhood were "products of deceit".How many years have been fooled by elementary school textbooks to receive such an education, can he be expected to defend "truth" as "life" when he grows up?

What else are we real?What else is true?

Since then, Zi Xing's suspicious character has been accomplished.

This kind of personality made him less psychological burden such as "guilt" when he was engaged in "special occupation" in his previous life.Living in an era full of falsehoods, beautiful emotions are luxury goods... Zi Xing thinks she can't afford it.

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Faced with Zi Xing's performance of almost messing around, the Lei Clan messenger also had a headache.

If it weren't for some special reasons, the "Lei Zhenzi" who has become a mother would have to form a "marriage bond" with Zi Xing and give birth to a baby boy in order to practice the supreme heart skills of the Lei Clan. In other words, this "Lei Clan Messenger" would rather go back and suggest that the higher-ups find a good husband for the "little princess" instead of "negotiating" with Zi Xing.

I really don't know what kind of shit that brat went. Good luck?The higher-ups of the clan designated him as the must...

The Lei Clan messenger had no choice but to hold back his temper, and said to Zi Xing: "You doubt whether Jiang Wenqiang has really fallen into the hands of our clan. Although you are too suspicious, it is also human nature and understandable. You want me to take out" Evidence', to be honest, I can't get it out... However, I have a suggestion: you might as well follow me to meet the elders of our ThunderClan, I believe they can provide the 'evidence' you want to see..."

"Are you using the trick of 'luting the enemy into deep'?" Zi Xing continued to carry forward his suspicious style.

"Nonsense. This family does not reject your 'Grandpa Zhu' to accompany you. In this way, your safety is fully assured. What are you worried about? You are so timid. Don't you dare follow me to meet the elders of this clan?" The Thunder Clan messenger sneered a few times.

Immediately afterwards, it began to fight back sharply: "Could it be that you don't have any feelings for that Miss Jiang? You don't care about her at all? If not, you are just an ordinary lover." Knowing that the person you love may be in danger, you will try every means to prove it, and you will never be indifferent..."

This guy really knows how to pick apart people.

Those who only know how to "separate people from each other" are villains.Zixing cursed inwardly.

When it said this, even Grandpa Zhu stared at Zi Xing with burning eyes, wanting to hear how Zi Xing would answer.

As for Grandpa Zhu's views and perceptions, Zi Xing must pay attention to it.In this way, the pressure came all at once.

Zi Xing scolded the Thunder Clan messenger in his heart, and while gathering his energy, Su Rong replied: "Even if you Lei Clan set up a minefield in front of me, mountains of knives and seas of fire, countless traps... in order to find the text Wherever Qiang’s whereabouts, I will go forward without turning back. That year, an excellent girl loved a lazy boy. Since then, the girl has imagined for the boy wholeheartedly... There is also a kind grandfather who cares about the girl the most, I am not optimistic about this marriage. I once reminded the girl that she is betting on her own happiness. But the girl still has no hesitation... The boy is very moved, so he can only work hard silently, strive for his own strength and influence, and try to shorten the time to marry the girl The boy only hopes that when the girl happily marries him that night and is amazed by the great changes that have taken place in him, he can proudly answer: You bet your life's happiness, how can I be willing to let you lose? !..."

Such a poetic confession made Zi Xing himself feel "meaty".But Grandpa Zhu was moved and very satisfied.

Even the group of "Girls with Artifact Spirits" heard little stars shining in their eyes, which was very enjoyable.

All the "Girls with Spiritual Artifacts" spare no effort to cultivate their own unique "poet breath", but some "painting tigers can't be anti-dogs", most of them become "meaty and numb" when talking At every turn, people can taste "the taste of being poured three bottles of old vinegar".But the "Girls with Artifact Spirits" are not aware of it, and they never get tired of it.

Now that I have seen Zi Xing's demonstration, it is natural and natural, and the poetic language makes people feel like spring breeze, and the girls know the gap between their level and the real "master".

They were severely shocked.The "worship value" for Zi Xing's brother has skyrocketed, showing a trend of "blowout".If someone wants to ask the little girls who is No.1 in the "Idol Ranking"?They definitely answered without hesitation: It's brother Zi Xing.

There is no doubt about it, the index of No.1 idol is ten times higher than that of No.2...

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The Thunder Clan messenger was also stunned by Zi Xing for a while.

But this guy has an outstanding mind, he quickly came back to his senses, and confirmed to Zi Xing: "So, you agree to follow me to meet the elders of this clan?" I thought, as long as I confirm this, Everything sounds good.Whatever you want to be poor, anyway, I haven't heard it many times...

Azusa nodded.

"Then, I would like to ask: when can you follow me?" the Thunder Clan messenger asked again.Strike while the iron is hot, also to prevent Zi Xing from changing his mind temporarily.Lei Clan doesn't want to have long nights and dreams, and things that were agreed upon will change.

Zi Xing turned to look at Grandpa Zhu, with a questioning look in his eyes.

He doesn't know what other arrangements Grandpa Zhu has in this "hell world"?It is right to seek the opinion of his elders in advance.After all, for the next period of time, his personal safety and Miss Jiang's rescue depended on Grandpa Zhu's strong help.You can't treat others as your servants and act independently in everything.

When the "backer" falls to such a low status, who is willing to cover your Zi Xing.

He was asking the right question now. Before leaving the "Hell Realm", Grandpa Zhu really felt that there was one thing that needed to be resolved first.

It turned out that Grandpa Zhu didn't say anything on the surface, but he was very angry and humiliated that Lei Clan dared to rob "Girl Jiang", the object he was protecting with all his strength.

Therefore, the old man felt that it was necessary to "scare Mawei" to the elder of the Lei clan before meeting him.It is not only to intimidate the enemy, but also to put one's own side in an advantageous position in the next negotiation; at the same time, it is also the most effective and direct way to save face

Grandpa Zhu decided to have those Thunder Clan activists who "robbed Girl Jiang" die violently no matter how far away they were.

This is a supernatural move that others see, but it is not a difficult move for Grandpa Zhu.

Don't doubt Grandpa Zhu's methods.

His old man has a very ancient, secret, and exclusive killing method against "theft"——

When he found out that something had been stolen, Grandpa Zhu, who practiced the method, became angry. According to the Abhijaruka method, he performed the goma burning method, put a triangle furnace on the ground, used his own blood, or used neem wood, or burned the The corpse and the remaining firewood are burned in the furnace. After the fire is started, the ashes of the corpse and the blood of the body are used to continue burning.He also used poison, his own blood, mustard oil, and red mustard seeds to make the appearance of a thief. Don’t worry about getting all these things together for a while, Grandpa Zhu’s storage ring has a complete set... Afterwards, Grandpa Zhu who did the trick sat down In terms of "shape", use the left hand. In ancient magic, the left hand has always been used as the base to cut and fold the shape of a thief.

If the thief is frightened and returns the stolen things in person, he should be made fearless and give him the method of fandijia method to ward off disasters, otherwise the thief will die.

Those who practice the law do not distinguish what is stolen?How much is it worth?Everything can be killed by the "killing method".