Rebirth of King Zhou

The way Zi Xing communicates with the "Nuwa of Evil" is like the "stream of consciousness" of a literary genre that was once lively in later generations. 【 】

This sneaky way of communication enhances the degree of secrecy.As for "safety", because Grandpa Zhu was accompanying him all the way, the "Thunder Clan Messenger" did not dare to use force to solve the problem, so there was no obvious change.

Azusa does not reject this way of communication.He was just dissatisfied that "Evil Nvwa" hadn't told him the inside story of the detection, so he had to finalize the issue of how to distribute the "benefits" in Lei Clan

Hmm, there is a suspicion of taking the opportunity to blackmail, a very despicable, despicable and disgraceful behavior...

Zi Xing couldn't help sarcasm her: "Hey, are you contradicting yourself? Just now you swore that my Lei Clan's crimes are not good, but now you want to allocate my possible gains after joining Lei Clan '.Is not this contradictory?"

"Nvwa of Evil" was very calm: "No contradiction. With the information I provided, plus your luck that you have always been a monster, maybe you can still get a blessing in disguise. Then I will ask you for benefits." , are you willing? So, why not decide with you now how to distribute the benefits once the "big harvest"..."

This guy is straightforward, and he doesn't hide his little thoughts-everyone is smart.The behavior of wanting to be a whore and erecting a torii at the same time is the most unpopular behavior.

"Then how do you want to distribute it?" Zi Xing asked back.I thought: I met a female hooligan. It seems that there is not much bleeding. I can’t pass the test.

"I don't take advantage of you either, I'll share it fifty-fifty, if there is something to gain from this trip." The Evil Nvwa said simply.She had a determined look on her face, as if she firmly believed that the information she possessed was worth that price.

"You have a good idea. You want to share half of the benefits just by opening your mouth like this. Have you ever seen an informant who can 'share the benefits' with the victim?" Although Zi Xing didn't know if Lei Clan's trip would be possible benefit?What will be the benefit?But his nature is the master who refuses to suffer, so he must eliminate all bad factors that may cause damage to his interests in advance.

"Then what kind of benefits are you willing to share with me?" Evil Nuwa knew very well the rules of extorting prices and repaying money on the spot.

"At most [-]% of the benefits will be shared with you..." Zi Xing had a face full of pain from being cut.

"No, it's too little. You think the information I collected is so worthless..." The airs of the "sage" in the past have long become a distant memory of the "Nvwa of Evil".

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It's like the sound of "bargaining" that is very common in vegetable markets one after another.Although both parties involved are well-known cultivators, they are not obviously different from ordinary sentient beings when they are striving to maximize their own interests.

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Zi Xing was calm on the surface, but his heart was extremely lively.Hmm, this is probably what the so-called "boring" man in the legend looks like?But Zi Xing was wronged—it was the "Evil Nuwa" who insisted on having a silent communication with him, which made him become a boring, coquettish, male.

According to Zi Xing's ideal, he never planned to be a "boring, coquettish, male". This is the helplessness of reality.

Just like the popular saying in the previous world-heroes are ruined by beautiful women; beautiful women are ruined by rich men; handsome men are ruined by rich women; life is ruined by mortgages; youth is ruined by work; The three are abolished; money is abolished by dollars; students are abolished by travel; travel is abolished by violence; children are abolished by San. Deer; beliefs are abolished by Chun. Brother; dreams are abolished by reality...

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The "Girls with Artifact Spirits" on this side can't rest for a moment.

Three days and two nights' journey, if you don't find some "fun" to pass the boring time, it's not the usual style of girls.

This group of girls targeted the "ThunderClan Messenger" this time, saying that they wanted to "test the opponent's IQ" to see how intelligent it was?Will he be able to defeat other competitors in "Thunder Clan" and climb to a higher position in the future?Have greater rights?At least I don't have to do such tiring and dangerous "running errands" anymore...

The "Girl of Artifact Spirit" made the "Thunder Clan Messenger" a little dumbfounded.It also thought that it was chosen by the elders of the clan to carry out this special task because of its strong ability to "responsively adapt to the situation", but it was not worth a penny by the girl

The girl didn't care what it thought, and didn't care whether it was willing to accept the "examination"?I just took the test on my own——

"The first one is about penguin meat. Listen up: A girl made a dish for a boy one day, and the boy ate it, but thought it tasted weird, so he asked the girl, what kind of meat is this? Girl Said, this is penguin meat. In the end, the boy didn’t starve to death, but wept bitterly, and chose to commit suicide. Why?” Chi girl took the lead in asking the question.

The ThunderClan Messenger was sweating.The difficulty is so high, so high, do these little girls want to kill it?

After thinking about it for a while, I couldn’t think of it, so I had to admit discouragedly: “I can’t think of it.” Unconvinced, I asked back: “You don’t just ask questions, and you don’t know the answer yourself?” It’s typical to want to muddy the "pool water". Get off.

"How is it possible?" The red girl gave it a white look: "Listen well. The correct answer is: the boy and his ex-girlfriend were trapped in the Antarctic. The boy fainted from hunger. When he woke up, the girl gave him a bowl of broth and told him it was a penguin. Meat, he was saved in the end, but his ex-daughter disappeared - not enough food, the girl left him all the penguin meat, and a person starved to death miserably. And the boy is not as ruthless as you ThunderClan , unbearable to bear the torment and torture of guilt, and finally reached a dead end..."

"Oh, that's it." Although the ThunderClan messenger couldn't answer the question, he was quite satisfied after knowing the answer.

After a while, I suddenly recalled: No, what does it mean that "boys are not as ruthless as your Thunder Clan"?This is clearly a typical example of beating a boatload of people to death with a stick

Just about to make a serious protest, the girls didn't give it the chance.

"Let me ask you the second question about jumping the train: A person took the train to a neighboring town to see a doctor, and after seeing a doctor, he was completely cured. On the way back, the train passed through a tunnel, and this person committed suicide by jumping off the train. Why? "The orange girl continued to ask.

"ThunderClan Messenger" tried to think twice as long as before, but finally couldn't answer.I had to ask the other party to announce the answer directly.This is a pretty heavy blow to its self-proclaimed "IQ level".

The orange girl proudly said: "That's because the patient who saw the doctor was a patient who had recovered from the 'cataract' operation. Think about it: a blind man regains his sight and thinks he is blind again when he passes through the tunnel. Can he not collapse? ... This I just couldn't think about it and chose to end my life by myself."

gosh.

Huang. The girl relay tested the intelligence of the "ThunderClan Messenger": "The third question to ask is about aquatic plants: A man and his daughter went for a walk by the river, and suddenly his daughter fell into the river. He hurriedly jumped into the water to look for him, but he couldn't find his daughter, so he left here sadly. After a few years, he revisited the old place, and saw an old man fishing, but the old man caught the fish. The fish had no water plants on its body, so he asked the old man why the fish was not covered with any water plants. The old man said, "You don't know, there has never been any water plants in this river." Hearing this, the man suddenly jumped into the water , committed suicide, why?"

"ThunderClan Messenger" felt that the questions asked by the other party were getting more and more difficult, and it was not something he could answer at all.It was a little discouraged and gave up trying. It only thought about it for a few seconds, and then asked the girl to reveal the truth.

Huang. The girl shook her head and sighed, with the tone of a young adult: "Stupid, the reason why that man can't think about it is because the man once grabbed a woman's hair, but thought it was a water plant... It's a tragedy to let go like this. Water plants, but a life he loves dearly. Once he learned the truth, he chose the road of no return because he couldn't bear the torment of guilt... This shows how unpopular the "Emperor of Truth" is at certain times "

The green girl continued to ask the "ThunderClan Messenger" the fourth question about "Funeral.Story": "There are three mothers and daughters. The mother died. The sisters went to the funeral. The younger sister met a very handsome man at the funeral. , and fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral, and my sister couldn't find him no matter how hard she looked, and she couldn't find any news about him. Then, a month later, my sister killed her sister. Why? "

Unable to answer the questions one after another, the confidence of the "ThunderClan Messenger" has already been severely damaged.

Hearing the questions raised by the girls became more and more insane, he completely lost the courage to "take up the challenge".However, once the other party announces the truth answer, it is very reasonable.This makes the "ThunderClan Messenger" impossible to attack.It can only weakly admit that it "can't think of it".

The green girl said solemnly: "You still don't have enough research on the inferiority, root, and nature of human nature. That cruel sister, in order to see the man she admired, even thought of holding another funeral after her sister's death." The extreme tricks... She is so cruel just for the slightest "hope" of meeting her beloved again... She may regard this as the melancholy and romance of "the human face doesn't know where to go, the peach blossoms still smile in the spring breeze", but she doesn't know , sometimes fate is an indeterminate duckweed - when the fate is exhausted, "the poor green falls to the underworld, and the two places are gone"; At the light barn'..."

Whose child?Really can Kan "ThunderClan Messenger" pondered in his heart.

The girls couldn't get enough.The teenage girl continues to make trouble for the ThunderClan messenger.

Knowing that it is not at that level to put on the table, but still want to carry out the spirit of "beating the dog in the water" to the end, who is called "Lei Clan" for "hijacking brother Zi Xing's future wife" which is outrageous and inhumane What about the crimes and evil deeds?If I have a chance, I won’t toss it hard, I’m sorry Brother Zi Xing: “Ask another question about a half match: There is a person who died with his head down in the desert, with a few suitcases scattered around him, and this person’s hand is tight. Clinging tightly to half a match... Please deduce how this man died?"

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" had a dull expression on his face, and he was too embarrassed to answer the question.

Anyway, its answer, which girls can guess without mentioning it, is the three words "can't think of".

"Tell you," the young girl said, "that unlucky guy took a hot air balloon into the air. The hot air balloon broke down, and he lost all his luggage and was still overweight. So he drew lots with his hot air balloon companion and got half a match." Going to perform the task of 'weight loss' - he became a hero who saved his companion's life. Uh, it can also be said that he became an unlucky ghost, or a poor worm who was pushed down and fell to death in the desert... ..."

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" could no longer maintain his composure, with a dumbfounded look on his face: Is this okay?

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Purple girl has long been impatient.Finally it was her turn to ask questions.

She couldn't wait to ask "ThunderClan Messenger": "A question about the wood chips all over the floor: There are two dwarves in the circus, the 'blind dwarf' is shorter than the other dwarf, the circus only needs one dwarf, and there is one to face. The survival of the 'laid-off' is worrying. Of course, the shorter the dwarf in the circus, the better. Two dwarves decide to compare who is shorter? The taller will commit suicide. However, the day before the appointment , the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home. In his home, only wooden furniture and sawdust were found all over the floor. Ask him why he committed suicide?"

After finishing speaking, the girl who despises the intelligence level of the "ThunderClan Messenger" the most is actually so contemptuous that she doesn't bother to wait for the other party to give an answer. She expects that the other party will not be able to answer.

She asked the question, saying it was to embarrass the messenger of the Thunder Clan, it would be more accurate to say it was for "show off".So she continued to ask and answer, "That's because another dwarf secretly shortened the blind dwarf's walking stick. So the blind dwarf thought that he had grown taller suddenly, taller than his opponent... No matter how unwilling he was, he would not let it go." The only way is to fulfill the previous bet."

Since the beginning of the question, the "ThunderClan Messenger" has not stopped "wiping sweat" for a moment.

After hearing another "unbelievable" suicide case, it was a little disheartened.It couldn't help muttering discouragedly: "Could it be that my intelligence level is really so low? When I was in the clan and got along with other clansmen, I thought my intelligence level was quite high."

The "Girls of Artifacts" laughed at it in unison: "That's because the IQ of the entire LeiClan members is generally not high, so you can't realize your own weakness. We have a total of eight questions. Generally speaking , To be able to answer half of the questions, the IQ level is qualified. If you answer three questions, you are mildly retarded. If you answer two questions, you are moderately retarded. If you answer one question, you are advanced retarded. ;If you can’t answer a single question, you’re mentally handicapped to the extreme—that is, the type that you can ‘buy a piece of tofu and kill yourself’ as the saying goes..."

The "ThunderClan Messenger" was sweating all over his body.

There are eight questions in total.The girls have already asked six questions, and he can't answer them all.There were only the last two questions left, and even if he answered them all, he would still be "moderately retarded" and couldn't escape.

And depending on the situation, it is most likely that it can't answer a single question, and is tragically reduced to a "extremely mentally handicapped" guy...

Black girls don't have the habit of sympathizing with their opponents.She carried forward the spirit of "it is better to chase the poor with courage, not to be famous and learn to be a king": "Don't dawdle and look like you are dying, and ask you the seventh question about 'knocking at the door in the middle of the night': living alone In the hut on the top of the mountain, he heard a knock on the door in the middle of the night, but he opened the door but no one was there, so he went to sleep; after a while, there was another knock on the door, and he went to open the door, but there was still no one, several times. The next day, Someone found a dead body at the foot of the mountain and came to take the man at the top away. Why?"

Faced with this kind of problem, what else can "ThunderClan Messenger" say?We can only rely on "Silence is golden" to maintain it has been completely lost, even if it is recovered, it will have little dignity.

"I guess you can't answer it," said the black girl, not caring about sprinkling salt on its "wounds": "It's better for me to announce the correct answer myself: that's because of the hut on the top of the mountain, the cliff in front of the door, and the people under the cliff. It took me a long time to climb up, and when I opened the door, I was pushed down again... What a poor guy."

"Thunder Clan Messenger" nodded, and said with approval in his heart: "That's right, it's a poor guy like me."

"The last question," the white girl said, "it seems that you don't look like a very smart guy. Then I will ask you a simpler question, lest you can't answer any of the eight questions and fall into the "extremely mentally retarded." ' list."

"Well, listen to the eighth question: I'll just ask you: the guy who can answer our eight questions, and the guy who can't answer our eight questions, the same thing will happen to them the next day thing, do you know what it is?"

"ThunderClan Messenger" completely fainted.

It can't answer.It seems that the label of "extremely mentally handicapped" has been successfully pasted on its forehead.

"What's the difference?" it asked feebly.To be honest, it's still a little curious about this last question.

"Stupid. You don't know that these two types of guys are also one day closer to the end of their lives on the second day?"

"ThunderClan Messenger" completely defeated.

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Zi Xing is not as leisurely as those group of "girls with spirit".

He is extremely busy now, busy negotiating with the "Nvwa of Evil".He didn't even have the time to listen to how the little girls showed their prestige and defeated the "Thunderclan Messenger".

After the "tug-of-war" negotiation, Zixing nodded in agreement with the proposal of "[-]% of the benefits" proposed by the "Nvwa of Evil" with the mood of a gambler betting.That is to say: if this Lei Clan trip really benefits, he will account for [-]% and the "Evil Nuwa" will account for [-]%.

The "Nvwa of Evil" was basically satisfied, so she calmly told her the secret she had heard - Lei Clan's true intention to force Zi Xing to marry the sissy "Lei Zhenzi" and reproduce males. Azusa star.