Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 331 Seven types of women who are insulated from pig feet

Among the "Lei Clan" executives who came to meet Zi Xing and Grandpa Zhu and his party, Zi Xing's "mother-in-law-to-be" did not appear. 【 】

Having never seen her before, Zi Xing certainly didn't recognize the real face of this "mother-in-law-to-be", and she didn't even know her surname or first name.But none of the females were found among the "Lei Clan executives" who participated in the meeting, which naturally shows that the "mother-in-law-to-be" did not participate in this epoch-making meeting.

It is not difficult to understand after thinking about it.

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" must have reported to the "Elder Council" of the clan last night.The senior members of the Lei Clan are naturally very aware that Zi Xing is very disgusted with the ten requirements for marrying a daughter proposed by the "mother-in-law-to-be".By not arranging a meeting between the mother-in-law and Zi Xing, the possible conflict was eliminated in the bud.To negotiate with an equal partner, this minimum "negotiation sincerity" must be displayed.

Isn't Zixing reduced to being homeless and overjoyed to be a "husband-in-law", is it appropriate to face him with that kind of arrogance?Although it's difficult for the Lei Clan executives to say, they all feel that the woman is a bit brainless.No matter what you say today, you can't arrange for her to come out to meet Zi Xing.

The Great Elder of the Thunder Clan is a round and fat man.From his speech and demeanor, it is easy for Zi Xing to see that this is a well-rounded, slick, long-sleeved politician.

It did not deliberately avoid the topic of "prospective mother-in-law and ten conditions".Pulling down his face, he smiled and expressed his apology to Zi Xing, and asked Zi Xing to "forgive" a mother's love for her child...

When meeting a guy who can talk about scenes, Zi Xing also behaved very smooth, no matter how you look at it, he is a standard politician.

Zi Xing smiled and expressed his generosity that he understood "a mother's feelings".In order to prove this point, he even cited classics, and God knows if there is an incident that he still remembers when he was studying in the "Royal Academy" as strong evidence.

I remember it was a class in the "Royal Academy".Lord Wen Zhong, who was in charge of several princes, walked in with a smile on his face, and said to the princes: "I'm here to do a survey, please do me a favor."

Upon hearing this, the princes began to discuss softly.How many materials do the princes have?All of them are extremely naughty, and they can't read it quietly.No exam, just conduct a survey, Mr. Wen Zhong has a very good reputation, and everyone believes what he says, so it's much more fun now.

After the questionnaire was sent out, I saw that there were only two questions.

Question [-]: He loves her very much.Her slender oval face, curved crescent eyebrows, and beautiful face.But one day, she was unfortunately involved in a car accident. After recovering, she left several big and ugly scars on her face.Do you think he will love her as always?

A, he will definitely; B, he will not; C, he may.

Question [-]: She loves him very much.He is an elite in the business world, elegant and calm, daring to fight and fight hard.Suddenly one day, he went bankrupt.Do you think she will still love him as before?

A, she will definitely; B, she will not; C, she may.

When the questionnaire was received, Wen Zhongyi made statistics and found that: students with 10 in the first question choose A, students with 10 choose B, and students with 0 choose C.For the second question, 30 students chose A, 30 students chose B, and 40 students chose C.

"It seems that the disfigurement of a beautiful woman is more intolerable than the bankruptcy of a man." Wen Zhong smiled, "During these two questions, subconsciously, did you regard him and her as lovers...relationship?"

"Yes." The princes answered neatly.

"But, the question itself doesn't say that he and she are lovers?" Wen Zhong seemed to look at everyone meaningfully, "Now, let's assume that if the 'he' in the first question belongs to 'her' Father, the 'she' in the second question is the mother of 'his'. Let you do these two questions again, will you stick to the original choice?"

The questionnaire was sent to the prince again, and the room suddenly became very quiet, and the young faces became dignified and deep.A few minutes later, the questionnaire was received, and the professor counted again, and everyone chose A 100% of the two questions.

Wen Zhong's tone was deep and emotional: "In this world, there is a kind of love that lasts forever and has no desires; it does not change with the seasons, nor does it fluctuate because of fame and fortune. This is the love of parents. Treat your parents well, they will always be your favorite. Yours."

If the song A in Zi Xing's memory really came from the design of "Wen Zhong", then it can be seen that Mr. Wen has good intentions and has various methods of education, so as to achieve the goal of "teaching according to the person" advocated by Confucius. realm.In addition, Mr. Wen specially designed such a "questionnaire", its purpose is self-evident - it is nothing more than to arouse the love of the princes for the "father" and prevent hidden troubles in the great Shang Dynasty... However, things are urgent Deterioration, his efforts go in vain...

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There was a brief silence at the scene.

No one in the "Thunder Clan" expected in advance: Zi Xing was so eloquent.A topic about maternal love, he can develop into a "lecture".If it is not stopped, if it continues with this momentum, it will not be finished in three days.

The fat elder hurriedly said haha: "It's good to understand, it's good to understand. This time I invite all guests here, I really have a very important matter to discuss with you. So I had to take some measures that might hurt feelings , I hope there are a lot of you adults, so don’t take it to heart..." The incident of kidnapping Miss Jiang became a measure that Lei Clan had to take in its mouth.

Grandpa Zhu is not so easy to be confused.But before he had time to put on a straight face and reprimanded the other party severely, Zi Xing took the lead again.

Zi Xing put on a magnanimous face, waved his hands and said: "We are all people with a mind as big as the sky, will we care about small things like this with you? But then again, there is one big thing that we have to pay attention to." .Don't think I'm long-winded, I really have to express my own opinion because I really have a deep pain..."

"What I want to criticize is that the quality of the environment where you 'Thunder Clan' live is really terrible. It really shocks me. I really can't understand: How can you survive in such a harsh environment?  … "

"No, it's not that serious?" The fat elder laughed dryly.But he was cursing secretly in his heart: What kind of nerves is this guy doing?

"Why not serious?" Zi Xing said with a serious face: "To tell you the truth, I once lived in another place with a slightly better environment than yours for a year. By the end of the year, I felt that my health was deteriorating. , fatigue, pain and weakness. During this period, I once foolishly drank bottled water in a vegetarian restaurant run by Buddhists, so I was hospitalized for antibiotic drips. When I walked out of this restaurant, I saw a person who was Put raw water directly into the tea with a hose... I didn't know that all the problems of my body could be attributed to the unprecedented pollution of the environment and the unsatisfactory level of hygiene. Tsk tsk, compared to the one I stayed in for a year The place where you are, the air quality here is even worse..."

This guy can't be criticized any longer.The fat elder had no choice but to admit that the living environment of the Thunder Clan was indeed not good.But it also emphasizes that this environment is conducive to the cultivation of the family.

The implication was that Zi Xing was slightly mocking that as a cultivator, he would still be afraid of trivial things like "bad environment"?Isn't it enough to survive in this environment with its own strength?Wouldn't that be too bad?

Well, it is a normal phenomenon for cultivators to "compete" with each other on some aspects of cultivation or realm after meeting.

However, after all, these elders are not like the patrolling minions of "Thunder Clan" who have no "big picture view" and can forget "business" when they are only busy bickering with a group of little girls.The Lei Clan has worked so hard to invite Zi Xing and his party here at the risk of offending Grandpa Zhu, not for a "tour".

The fat elder quickly returned to the important issue concerning the sustainable development of the entire "Thunder Clan": "Son, before I talk to you about the business, I want to ask your impression of Princess Zhenzi first? Honestly, would you Because it was transformed from a boy, you would instinctively reject her in your heart?" With that kind attitude and caring eyes, it is easy to believe that it is out of love for the younger generation Only in my heart can I ask this question.

Zi Xing thought about it seriously, and felt that the fat elder's question was actually unnecessary.

Because of "professional habits" in Zi Xing's previous life, she had a lot of contact with women of all shapes and sizes.If you are well-informed, your immunity will naturally increase, reaching a historical height.

Strictly speaking, Zi Xing does not reject "motherhood".What he can't get used to or look down on the most is the n kinds of girls who love to show off.

First: A woman who can’t afford a car, but needs to take pictures and post them on QQ Space.This kind of vanity, ridiculous and pitiful woman really makes people feel helpless and sigh that you can't afford a car, or your family can't afford a car, these people think it doesn't matter.But as long as you take a car, you have to take a few pictures with your mobile phone. Is it necessary?It's not that you feel superior when you ride in someone else's car?Still taking pictures to pass on the lower limit of the space show?What you show off is cool, isn't it disgusting for others to see?

Second: Hold the Apple series of electronic products and "show off the rich, do you have xx in your mind? Stuff that costs thousands of dollars, as for all kinds of show like you? As long as you encounter a place with a mirror, you will never let it go Photo opportunity. Just to show off your ID and i?

Third: the "fungus" that never leaves the mobile phone. This kind of fungus, no matter what the occasion, is playing with the mobile phone in a muffled voice.Eating with this kind of fungus is simply tormenting, everyone else is talking and laughing, but she is on the phone there, sending messages non-stop, making endless phone calls... It is even more terrible to be in a ktv box with this kind of fungus, Everyone sang, she was so excited, she was there alone, she kept pressing her fingers, she didn't know whether she was sending messages or chatting on QQ, and she would leave the box to answer a call; she would be back in 3 minutes; 3 A few minutes later, I went out to answer the phone again, and so on and so on... Usually when encountering this kind of fungus, if Zi Xing is in a good mood, she will tactfully let her go.I was in a bad mood, and I just told her to fuck off Zi Xing also came from a "young and vigorous" mentality

Fourth: I like to pretend to be 13 when I call you, and I deliberately talk to people around me, but in fact I want to tell you the "fungus"

This kind of fungus is ubiquitous and the most disgusting. You call her, she tells you well, and starts to pretend to be 13 without any symptoms. In fact, there is nothing wrong with it. She also wants to say something like this to the people around her on purpose ’s: so so so so, take me and put it somewhere...or tell people around you something that can show off, but actually it’s just for you and then pretend to be 13: Hey, you still there?I just had something to do...

gb, do you have a jb thing?How much is your td, and Zi Xing still can't touch it?I called you because you pretended to be 13?Can't you td learn to respect people?

Fifth: Zi Xing really wants to ask, what kind of mentality do those "fungus fungus" who eat more than 20 yuan kf and take photos to share in the space?

Nima eats tens of dollars of kf and also takes pictures and sends them to the space. When I am bored, I make a phone call to show it to others. They ask, where are you?At this time, the fungus can be disgusting: "I'm eating in kf with my friends" - the sense of superiority will make the person on the other end of the phone burst shit

What's your gb mentality?Haven't seen kf in the hundreds of years in the countryside?I really don't understand td, what's the place where you can eat all you can eat for a few dozen dollars?Isn't it just td a fast food restaurant?As for the lower limit of your show like a bastard?

Sixth: Bragging. b. "Agaric" full of lies.This kind of fungus knows how to brag all day long. b, why does this dress cost hundreds of dollars, and that dress costs a thousand dollars? In fact, d bought goods worth tens or 100 yuan from Taobao.All kinds of bragging all day long, what does her boyfriend's house do, how awesome is her house... and so on.According to statistics, the "percentage of poverty" among people who like to brag is hundreds of times higher than the "percentage of poverty" among people who don't like to brag.

Not to mention that her girlish temperament has already exposed her IQ, and everyone doesn't want to pierce the window paper.Can't you tell the truth with this type of fungus?Is lying all day fun?

Seventh: Tsundere, dog-eyed "fungal fungus".

In the past, the fungus with 2 points and 3 points was arrogant, but now it's good, and now td even dares to be arrogant with [-] points and [-] points--isn't this phenomenon caused by those useless male dicks?If you have nothing to do all day long, you will praise your stinky feet, and the more you praise the fungus, the more arrogant you will be.Male compatriots, if you don't have a little eye, you should also improve your "vision"?

Let's talk about those tsundere "fungal fungus", you said you are all right, tsundere what? Boyfriend has no money and power now, doesn't it mean that it will always be like this in the future?As for dogs looking down on people?If you talk indifferently and don't care if you get along with me or not, I'll just shut up if I'm td, and you td looks like a pig and dare to be arrogant. Haven't you heard of being civilized and polite in elementary school textbooks?Do you have the qualifications to look above the top and be supercilious?Does your crooked appearance make Bai Fumei look good?

Eighth: the scheming and duplicitous "fungus".This kind of fungus is disliked by classmates at school and workers at construction sites. It is the same thing in front of people, the other way in front of people, the other way in front of women, and the other way in front of men.In front of this kind of fungus, the baby's position as the film star is in jeopardy

Or act arrogantly in front of women, and have a bad relationship with all the women around him.Once in front of a man, she starts acting coquettishly and being cute again... I can't wait for men to stare at her and meet this kind of fungus, a man with a slightly lower IQ, who will become a father if he is not careful.

Ninth: I show off my popular "fungus fungus" on QQ all day long.This kind of fungus is signed from time to time: "Baby, I love you", "It's nice to have you, I am very happy" and the like.In fact, this kind of fungus is just two words: dog.shit

In these days, who doesn't have many friends in td, and is the one in gb so disgusting all the time?Hyun gb ah?What is there for you to show off?Also, "Baby, I love you" Do you think you are a star?Are the fans going to scream at you?How old are you, and you are so childish that you don't believe that you are lying on the street and have your leg broken by a car, let's see how much money those "babies" can give you in the hospital?It must be too few to drive you crazy, desperately deleting accounts, you love and love all day long, have you ever loved your parents?you dog shit

Tenth: The "fungal fungus" who gave her the QQ password to her man within two days of dating.

Don’t commit this kind of fungus if you’re okay. Tell your man the QQ password, look at your crooked appearance, disgusting or not?

Everyone has an i life and a circle of friends, so you td live by pointing at your man?If you don't believe me, let your man QQ for a week, and guarantee that no one will talk to you after you QQ, believe it or not?

This kind of fungus belongs to the greasy and crooked type, and they also tend to like to write about what is safe and sunny.

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As for the women whose "top ten categories" he summed up were included in the "rejection list", Zi Xing really hoped that there would be a male compatriot who was awesome. "An Open Letter to Women Around the World" is very popular in later generations

Don't talk about my crazy tone, Cixi accompanied me to kiss my lips; my ability is strong, I even fucked Du Shiniang; , Flying a plane and flying swallows.Day and day, day and night, lie down to the sun and ants.Japanese cockroaches rely on ants to get into dng long worms. Every day a dng is on the n board, every day the flat land becomes a pit.Thinking about the past, there was no need to rest overnight, but today nii is pinched by hand.I think in the past, I was proud and strong, and I could stand against the wind casually. Now, I am caught by an evil spirit, and I wet my shoes with the wind, which implies the misery after encountering some "dinosaur-level" aliens...