Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 336 Funny Escape Journey

A funny and weird scene is being staged in an unknown world. 【 】15

In the vast world, the strong bully the weak, and "tragedies" happen every moment; Zi Xing just didn't expect that after many adventures, he would have to face the tragedy again.It seems that all the benefits obtained before are like empty bubbles and have no sense of reality

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Zi Xing's "primordial spirit" was forced to give up gathering other remnants of souls and Horcruxes, and entered the stage of great escape with the eleven-point spirit girl.

This attempt convinced both Zi Xing and the "Qi Ling girls" that they had found a chance.

The escape speed of Zi Xing's core spirit is more than ten times that of when he was wearing the "horcrux suit" before, and he escapes with ease.In other words, he is not in danger of being caught by the giant Excalibur for the time being; but the Excalibur has reached its speed limit at this moment, and it is not a short period of time for Zi Xing's Yuanshen to completely "get rid of" its pursuit It can be done.

Well, it can be said that both the enemy and the enemy have entered into an alternative "protracted war".According to legend, the "protracted battle" between masters of comprehension is really the thing that wears down the patience of the "audience" (if there is one).Because, once the two sides of the war enter the "stalemate" stage, it is common for years and decades to be unable to tell the winner.And the holder of the highest "record" is said to be a contest between two "sages", which lasted for 5 years-it is simply a typical example of wasting life.

Zi Xing didn't like watching football in his previous life, so he was surprised by the fanaticism of football mi.He didn't understand that dozens of people played around a ball for one or two hours, and in the end they might not even score a goal. What's so interesting about it?It's really a test of the audience's patience.Now that Zi Xing is in the realm of comprehension, he realizes that watching a one- or two-hour ball game is nothing compared to the protracted battles in the realm of comprehension.

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After fleeing for a period of time, they had a certain degree of confidence in their own safety (should not die), Zi Xing and the "Qi Ling Girl" began to have other ideas.

It's not Ms. Jiang who Zi Xing complains the most now (she has a heart of pity and sympathy), but Grandpa Zhu and Lei Clan, who are tied for the first place.

It's easy to understand why Zi Xing complains about Grandpa Zhu?

That's because Zi Xing thought that he and the "Qi Ling girls" were being chased and killed by the divine sword, and there was such a commotion. With Grandpa Zhu's cultivation, it was impossible not to know about it. If Grandpa Zhu didn't keep silent all the time and intervened, This crisis should have come to an end long ago.

Grandpa Zhu has been "on hold" all this time, did he reach some kind of secret room agreement with the Lei Clan?There's a lot of tricks here.

In Azusa's intuitive impression, Grandpa Zhu's behavior was like the United States during World War II, who at the beginning watched the war with nothing and sold arms; "Thunder Clan" was like a small Japan that launched a war of aggression wantonly.His Zixing is naturally the great "Heavenly Dynasty" that has suffered from wars.

China has always emphasized that "Heaven is vigorous, and gentlemen strive for self-improvement"-but this does not prevent them from hating the island countries that launched the aggression and the United States, which is watching from the sidelines.Therefore, it is human nature for Zixing to complain about Lei Clan and Grandpa Zhu.

Zi Xing's point of view, some of the "spiritual girls" agree with it, and some oppose it.

However, this group of daring little girls was immediately aroused by him to be interested in "history".Chattering, discussing a lot of historical issues.

Zi Xing really didn't know why they were so interested.But frankly speaking, with their troubles like this, the escape journey was not so monotonous and boring.

Those who like to participate in the discussion, there are not many who are not rhetoric.Zi Xing's view of history is very grand. From the ancient times to the present, there is no dynasty that he can hold in his eyes. He has a kind of spirit of "look around the world and who is the master? Ride calmly on the top of the mountain"——

Shang Dynasty Jiuchi Roulin; Zhou Dynasty nobles hereditary; Qin Dynasty speech. Control; Han Dynasty great success; Excessive taxation and miscellaneous taxes in the Yuan Dynasty; party and mountain tops in the Ming Dynasty; high degree of autocracy in the Qing Dynasty; internal and external difficulties in the Republic of China...to sum up the above

"Qi Ling Girl" felt that Brother Zi Xing's point of view seemed to be a little biased. ~~ They questioned Brother Zixing when we were dead?Or a group of soil turtles who have never been to another time and space?Obviously, in another time and space, it’s not as bad as Zi Xing’s elder brother said. Let alone other things, the various per capita wealth indexes of the Celestial Dynasty are still dazzling...

"That's superficial. You have to learn to see the essence through the surface." But Zi Xing said, "For example-I am a temporary worker, and he is the leader. My monthly salary is 2, and his monthly income is 20. We have an average income of mine. The dormitory is 10 square meters, his villa is 290 square meters, and our per capita housing is 150 square meters; I have a meal of 8 yuan, he has a meal of 8 yuan, and our per capita consumption is 4 yuan per meal; An Audi with 80 RMB per capita, and a car worth 80 RMB per capita; I am a bachelor, he has 40 wife and 1 second-hand nai, and we have 9 women per capita... Such a dazzling per capita figure, who dares to say that Chinese people are not happy?"

"Girl with spirit v" was speechless for a while after he said it.

Everyone knew that Brother Zixing's words contained "sophistry" and "obstinateness", but for a while, they couldn't think of how to refute him?

However, the little girls are still very open.If you can't argue with "Brother Zi Xing", then don't argue.They conducted interesting questions and answers on historical topics on their own.

The red girl asked other girls, "'To be or not to be', who came from this famous saying?"

After being silent for a long time, the orange girl replied with only six or seven percent confidence, "William Shakespeare."

"Very good. Who is known as the 'conscience of Europe'?" The red girl continued to ask.

"Romain Rolland. The boy happened to understand this question, so he rushed to answer it. The triumphant look is cute.

"'Give me freedom or let me die', who first said this famous saying?" After the red girl praised her, she continued to ask questions.

"In 1775, Butterick Henry said it." The green girl answered quickly.

"Very good. Then, who said 'of the people, by the people, and for the people'." The red girl Ting is knowledgeable, and historical issues emerge one after another.

"In 1863, Abraham Lincoln said." Young girls are also willing to be lonely.

"Totally correct. My dear sister, you are so talented. To be honest, even if Grandpa Zhu or the top experts of the Lei Clan could answer those questions just now, they would definitely not be able to answer them." The red girl said emotionally, "It can be seen." Those who advocate violence have very weak cultural knowledge and historical knowledge, so they fail at all. Well, Brother Zixing just compared Grandpa Zhu to the United States, and the Lei Clan to Japan. It is very appropriate—these are all excessive reliance on violent elements”

In the previous life, Zi Xing could also be classified as a peripheral person of "angry youth".Now being oppressed by the Lei Clan, it aroused his hatred for Little Japan in his previous life, and he couldn't help shouting a popular slogan among the "angry youths" in his previous life, "Damn. Die. Small. Japan. Japan"

This cry made the chattering Qi Ling girls suddenly dumbfounded.After a while, the blue girl with the softest personality stammered and asked, "Brother Zi Xing, why are you so rude?"

"It's rough. It's rough. That little Japanese is hateful. Those Lei clan children are as hateful as the Japanese, and they should be scolded." The purple girl supported Zi Xing.

"However, cursing...street... is wrong after all. It is a behavior that the weak are used to." The blue girl weakly expressed her point of view.I didn't see it, she looked at the problem with depth.

Zi Xing wanted to maintain her positive image of "tall, big, and complete" in front of this kind girl, she straightened her face, and said coolly, "I don't want to be rude for an inferior nation. I I was also conducting a question-and-answer session with you on historical knowledge just now. My topic is—"Damn. Die Xiaori. Ben." Who said this sentence?"

"Who said that?!" the red girl asked suspiciously.I thought this could be regarded as a historical issue?Well, it should count.As long as it is said by historical figures...

Of course, the "Girls of Artifact Spirit" couldn't answer such a biased question.It's like when candidates with excellent grades see the coldest question in the exam, their expressions are all weird.

"In 1945, President Trumen said." Zi Xing announced the answer.

Oh, there are indeed conditions for historical celebrities to explode. Curse.However, would the dignified President of the United States shout such vulgar slogans? The girls couldn't help but have doubts in their hearts.In the end, the most knowledgeable red girl explained for the "sisters" that the democratically elected presidents in the United States are not as perfect as you imagined, and they are similar to ordinary people.Oh no, sometimes even ordinary people can't compare.In the real history of the United States, there has never been a retiring president who died of poverty because of economic distress and caught up with the Great Depression.So, it's really not worth making a fuss about an American president exploding.

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Zi Xing and a group of "Qi Lingv girls" were on the way to escape, and they still had some "weird questions and answers" in their spare time. This situation made the "Excalibur" who was chasing after him very dissatisfied.This is simply scorning it in disguise.Only if you don't take it seriously at all, will you "flee" without fear while not forgetting to "study historical knowledge".

"What do you think you're doing?" A cold voice suppressing anger suddenly came out of Excalibur.

Zi Xing had already entered the state at this time, and regarded the content of the strange voice as a question and answer question.Zi Xing calmly replied, "Madonna said that."

The voice coming out of the Excalibur was trembling, and Zi Xing was probably very angry.It has never heard of "Madonna" is the magic stuff?Naturally, I mistakenly thought that Zi Xing was playing on its head.

"This is really disgusting, it's almost lawless." It roared angrily.

"In 1991, George Bush said it when he met with the Japanese Prime Minister." Azusa showed his erudite side, a real "historical master".

The "Qi Ling girls" fell into the hunluan collectively, each of them looked at Zi Xing with adoring eyes, and began to talk about it.Some girls also booed, "Yeah, it's so exciting."

Azusa replied, "Clinton told Lewinsky."

A casual sigh can also evoke a historical event (this really has the conditions to become a "historical event" President Clinton was almost kicked off the throne of "president" because of his sex scandal with Lai Shi).

The admiration of the "girl of Qi Ling" for Zi Xing is like the water of the Yangtze River, which is endless; it is also like the flood of the Yellow River, which cannot be contained once...

The "excalibur" had a completely opposite impression of Zi Xing, because it couldn't understand the beauty of the questions and answers between Zi Xing and the girls at all.It can only understand these words as absolute contempt for it.

The voice from the "Excalibur" turned high and loud, and it shouted extremely angrily, "You shit, if you dare to speak again, I will kill you."

"In 2001, Gary Condit told Lai Wei." Zi Xing was not afraid at all, and responded with the same high-decibel volume.

"Girl of the Artifact Spirit" has never even heard of Lai Wei, so she asks "Brother Zi Xing" with admiration?

Azusa also took the time to explain the doubts to the curious girl. Lai Wei was a White House intern and was murdered in Washington in 2001.His ex-boyfriend and democrat Condit was arrested as a suspect...

The "strange voice" was too angry to speak.After a while, it said a very strange sentence coldly, "I will be back."

"I know this too. It was Arnold Schwarzenegger who said it." The white girl finally had a chance to express herself and rushed to say.

After saying this, she came back to her senses, and asked suspiciously, "What does that guy mean? Isn't that divine sword still chasing us? It never left. What do you mean by 'I will come back? of'?"

The other girls were also puzzled by this.Together, they turned their suspicious eyes to Zi Xing.In the minds of the girls at the moment, probably "Brother Zi Xing" knows astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom—he can be called "omniscient", uh, a super monster.

Of course Zi Xing didn't understand what was going on?

He was about to make a nonsense, but at this moment, a voice came from the "Excalibur" again.

This time the voice was a female voice, very familiar, it was "Miss Jiang".

Miss Jiang said anxiously, "Hey, quickly find a way to get rid of the pursuit of this divine sword. Otherwise, things will be dangerous."

Oh, so the so-called "I will be back" is such a thing.The strange voice disappeared temporarily. It is estimated that the owner of the voice left to prepare for a more powerful ultimate move against Zi Xing and the others.

What kind of yin tricks is this hide-and-seek ghost preparing for?

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The blue girl said to "Miss Jiang" a little aggrieved, "I didn't do anything bad, why did it happen?"

The other girls were not worried about their safety and that of Zi Xing, and they still wanted to continue their historical questions and answers.After hearing what the blue girl said, they replied in unison, "Leslie Cheung said it."

The voice of "Miss Jiang" is full of worry and panic, "You guys, you are all in such a critical moment, you still have the time to talk nonsense. Let me tell you, the person who talked to you just now is 'Lei Zu's clone' .When it returns again, he will be able to find a way to at least increase the flying speed of this 'excalibur' by twenty times. By then, it will be easy for it to catch up with you..."

Hearing such frustrating and frightening news announced by "Miss Jiang", the "spiritual girl" was immediately startled.

Individually, they all became dejected and collectively sighed "Damn, we are finished."

"H.T. Le said." Zi Xing continued the history quiz game.

This is not because his nerves are thick, or he has figured out a way to deal with the next "big change".He just didn't want to let the little girls' emotions sink down like this.It is a very bad thing to have no fighting spirit.

The despair of the girls can't be reversed all at once. The speed of "Excalibur" is twenty times that of "Excalibur", and now brother Zi Xing's escape speed is ten times that of "Excalibur".

The green girl couldn't help but said in despair, "Damn, this time we're going to be in trouble."

"In 2002, Arthur Anderson said." Azusa continued to reply in a relaxed tone.

If we continue to work hard, we must muster the girl's fighting spirit.For this reason, Zi Xing did not hesitate to make an extra note, "The 'Andersen Accounting Firm' run by Arthur Anderson is one of the 'Big Five Accounting Firms in the United States'. It went bankrupt in 2002 because of the Enron scandal."

The black girl's mood finally stabilized a little bit.But he still doesn't have much confidence in escaping from the pursuit of the "Excalibur" whose flying speed has increased twenty times.She sighed "Today will be a very meaningful day."

"Bin Laden Said".

The other girls basically recovered their daring temper.In short, if you can't escape, just go all out with that guy. Even if you fall here, you won't die too ugly. The girls who figured this out said to the black girls in unison.They were all proud of being able to say the name of the terrorist leader.

"This is by no means my happiest day." Zi Xing sighed and said with some shame.He felt a little sorry for the "Qi Ling girls".

"Tony Blair said it." The girls didn't mean to complain about "Brother Zi Xing" at all.

"Miss Jiang" was in a hurry.She also couldn't understand what kind of "nonsense" Zixing and the little girls were talking about.She was so anxious that she couldn't help shouting loudly, "You will pay for this!"

"Stalin said it." Zi Xing and "Qi Lingv Girl" replied in unison.

"Miss Jiang" was immediately discouraged, and was so anxious that she was about to cry.She murmured "it will come back"

"What Big Big Wolf said" Zi Xing and "Qi Lingv Girl" replied, still so uniform.

It's really a group of "unrepentant".

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