Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 339

Azusa and the "Qi Ling 'nv' boy" chatted happily as if they were expressing their thoughts after watching a blockbuster movie. 【】Qi: No advertisements, full text, and it's no wonder that their conversations are all brought up. It's really that the "Qi Ling'nv' girls" have created a brand new "drama", which is full of freshness.

Zi Xing even had a unique vision to see that the script with many innovative elements created by "Qi Ling 'v' Child" should be inextricably linked with Master Xing's "Non-Life Movie".No wonder, that trip to "Another Time and Space Journey", "Girl 'nv' Child" was not only on ''mi'', but also the movie of ''mi'' Xingye.

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The "Lei Zu Clone No. 6" over there frowned, showing a sleepy''huo'' and distressed expression when encountering difficulties.

This kid Zixin is really an indescribable "living treasure".As the saying goes, "Birds of a feather flock together", look at the people and monsters gathered around him, all of them are so ancient, "jing" and monsters are "unfathomable" in the official language, you can know how big this kid's "energy" is

Then thinking that this kid really has enough leverage to negotiate with him, the posture of "Lei Zu clone No. 6" unknowingly lowered.

It decided to negotiate with Zi Xing rationally.

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Under the "memory scene", the "weird drama" that "Lei Zu clone No. 6" could not understand has not yet come to an end.

However, the big ape was completely shocked by the "exposure" of the bone 'jing', and stood straight at the scene like a piece of wood.

After a long time, it asked, "Couldn't it be possible to choose a more decent and dignified occupation or way of life? Why do you want to be a 'little three'?" Hearing this, Zi Xing was a little dizzy. The word 'Xiao San' came out.After that, the great ape fell silent.

Only "Bone 'jing'" is left singing "one-man show".

She also seemed to be a little self-pitying, with an emotional high pitch in her voice, "You think I don't want to apply for a job, find a job that can live a good life, and live a decent life? You don't know how to apply for a job How difficult is the road I have tried, but unfortunately, I have failed"

"...I have applied dozens of times in just one year. I still remember that the first time I applied, the examiner asked me what the retail price of Windows 7 Professional Edition was in mainland China? I couldn't answer, and the examiner was very Simply call out, the next one..."

"At that time, the word 'give up' didn't appear in my dictionary, and I was still eager to get on the right path one day...I voted and voted, and finally got the news of the Le interview? I said from Baidu I know. Examiner: Go out, next one."

"I was depressed, but I still have to support myself first. I dragged my friend to find a job at McDonald's...but the other party was very perverted and asked me to sing McDonald's songs. I laughed at that time. I have learned McDonald's songs since I was a child." .So I opened my mouth and came to KFC, life is good. The examiner went to McDonald's and failed the interview."

"Please ask my friend to find a mobile customer service job. My friend said that this job does not require technology, so you try it first, and I agreed without thinking about it. The interview went well, and the other party appreciated me very much. Finally, the examiner told me that you are very good. Please leave your phone number, so that we can notify you to go to work. I'132...' The examiner went out.... This job search is nowhere. My heart is broken..."

"Unemployed for so long, eating from friends and borrowing from sisters. My friends looked at me with a little helplessness. When I walked to a shopping mall and saw Adi looking for a clerk, I thought it would be okay for me to try it. The examiner said 'Please say our slogan.' I said 'just do&'. The examiner said it, the next one."

"Failures again and again did not dampen my confidence. In fact, facing the huge pressure of survival, 'confidence' has become an insignificant thing, so I calmed down, studied hard, and finally passed the exam with excellent grades. I met a civil servant in our place. After reading novels and still having to interview, my sister almost developed the 'interview syndrome'. During the interview, I answered well and saw the examiner's face. I think there is no problem with this job. I am happy The examiner asked me, little girl, which historical figure do you like the most. I answered Heshen examiner and went out without thinking."

"This time I failed, I had a very important consideration for my life. Looking back at the past, I finally found that the most important thing is that I answered some questions too honestly. In today's world, I don't have the ability to be a big The devil, at least he has to be a big liar, a little rascal, or something like that, so there are more chances."

"So for the next interview, I made the best preparations. The 'men' of Nokia's product department notified me, and I 'hua' completed all the work in a week. Even the slogan was correct Technology puts people first. The examiner was very satisfied and said that if there are no accidents, you can come to work tomorrow. At this time, my sister's phone rang, and a discordant voice 'oto' appeared. The examiner went out... My sister is in a tragedy again..."

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"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" was really hit.

Not to mention Zi Xing, even those "little 'nv' children" all admired the "performance" of the bone 'jing' and the big ape very much.In other words, these guys can understand the "lines" of the bone 'jing' and the great ape

In contrast, the self-proclaimed clever "Leizu Clone No. 6" can't understand at all. Isn't this the loudest slap in the face?

However, since "Lei Zu Clone No. 6" has decided on a strategy to sit down and discuss with Zi Xing, he can't "luan" lose his temper because of the reason that "my IQ is not as good as the other party's".

It asked ''xing'' to use such an excuse to get close to Zi Xing, "Can you understand what they are talking about?"

Zi Xing took a serious look at "Lei Zu Clone No. 6", and found that this guy didn't seem to have any intention of doing anything, so he might as well play it off.

Zi Xing then explained "Huo" to "Lei Zu Clone No. 6" with a serious face, "Of course I can understand it. My group of children can also understand it—isn't it just a 'ting' that is philosophical?" The love.change.story. The story itself is not complicated, but it can arouse people's deep thinking and realize many truths."

"Oh, what did you realize yourself?" "Lei Zu clone No. 6" asked with interest, but in fact it didn't give Zi Xing a chance to pass the test vaguely.

However, this did not trouble Zi Xing.Regarding the perception of "emotional aspects", he is not a "grand master", how many dare to call himself a "grand master"?

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Zi Xing said with great emotion, "My feelings are gone, and I can't finish talking with you for three days and three nights. Well, if you guys want to find a 'Taoist companion' one day, I, a senior Feelings. An expert can give you some advice."

"First, first class''se''. Wolf loves Cai'nv', second class''se''. Wolf Aishu'nv', third class''se''. Wolf loves beauty'nv', fourth class ''se''. The highest level of a wolf's love for a wolf is single-mindedness, and indiscriminate love is the performance of a rookie's incompetence. But''se''. A wolf has no reason to forget that he is a wolf. Remember that 'nv' people are Tigers, tigers are stronger than wolves. Love is crueler than wilderness. As much as the joy of love, the wound will be as great, but if you want to chase her, don't be afraid of the pain."

"Second, men go to bars and karaoke halls to find thorns.'ji', just like dogs looking for food in garbage. If you want to be a real''se''. Wolf, don't go to clubs and karaoke. You are When you decide to chase a heterosexual''xing'', first think about whether you can maintain your ''se'' in front of her, otherwise don't wrong yourself. When she asks you to treat her to dinner, you might as well take a long time Look at her, if what she shows is not well-behaved and tender, then don't spend money..."

"Three, the self-esteem of 'nv' is weaker than ultra-thin stockings. Many times, if you care too much about her self-esteem, she may not care about your self-esteem. If she wants to become Ci Xi, don't be Li Lianying. Li Lianying Beautiful 'nv' are not 'nv' people, don't worry too much. 'nv' people use two extreme ways to control you to ask for generosity and warmth, and you are hysterical. But, if an 'nv' person is often late for more than 10 minutes Or not to come, and tell me some reasons that you are skeptical, then you might as well consider breaking up with her. Be careful, the 'nv' who can deal with multiple men with ease is not credible."

"Fourth, don't expect too much from 'nv' people. There are no good 'nv' people, but there are best. Bad 'nv' people's promises and rhetoric are often not half as reliable as men. If 'nv' people look at you Never sparkle before, that is definitely your failure. When the 'nv' is always ''xing'' you, picky, indifferent, rejecting, but still keeps saying that she loves you, she is just squeezing you and using you .The best way to punish a super narcissistic and unreasonable 'nv' is to point out her flaws bluntly, ignore her rants and turn away."

"Five, you need to feel more attentively towards 'nv' people.''se''. A wolf is just a ''se''. A wolf should not put on sheep's clothing. Don't deliberately show a gentleman's demeanor and create a 'lang' manga— - Then you can only catch up with the ignorant Huang''mao'' girl. Unplug the plug-in to be more original, but more attractive. Instead of standing downstairs in a suit and leather shoes holding a rose and waiting for her, it is better to let her see you on the sports field , how to live under the basketball hoop. If you really want to give 'hua', to a gentle and intelligent 'nv', a bouquet of Baihe is more convincing than 999 roses. And a hundred in your pocket is for her'hua '.The effect of light is several times stronger than carrying ten thousand to 'hua' one thousand for her. In addition, walking to pick her up with a knife at night can move her more than driving a Mercedes-Benz BMW to pick her up."

"Six, I went to the street with her many times, she always prevented you from 'hua' money for her and asked you from time to time if you are hungry, thirsty, thirsty, tired or not, and if you are sincerely moved, then you should consider marrying her. If you can't See through whether the 'nv' is pretending to be tall.''chao'', you still don't pretend to be mature... Try to appreciate her naked, not her decorated with sexy underwear..."

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Zi Xing's "Picking. Girl. Lecture" is so simple and easy to understand, "Lei Zu clone No. 6" can understand more than [-]% of it, and listens with great interest.

"Okay, boy. I didn't expect you to be such an interesting guy."

"Leizu Clone No. 6" was very happy to participate in the discussion, "I like to chat with interesting little guys like you. In my birthplace, all the guys I came into contact with are all powerful The high-ranking officials in the world of comprehension. Everyone is used to the bureaucratic tone, and it makes me upset when I hear it..."

Zi Xing nodded again and again and said, "I also hate being an official the most. I was born in the Great Shang Dynasty, and once there was a well-known Taiyi Daoist in the cultivation world..." <'A larger' flying sword ', let them sit and experience the fun of 'flying'.Because Taiyi had a good relationship with Emperor Yi of the Great Merchants, he satisfied the requests of the high officials of the Great Merchants..."

"Dozens of high-ranking officials sat on super flying swords to travel, and one of the fat high-ranking officials was very bored and suddenly had a whim and said, 'I will throw 100 gold bars each weighing one catty down, and whoever finds them will be happy.'" The thin senior official said, "It's better to throw 1000 gold bars that weigh one or two yuan each, and 1000 people will be happy." Another senior official who was neither fat nor thin said, "Just throw 10000 coins that weigh one yuan each, at least a few Thousands of people are happy.' Taiyi heard this, lost his composure, and couldn't help but tell the truth, 'Why don't I leave you all behind and make the people of the entire Great Shang Kingdom happy?'..."

"Leizu Clone No. 6" laughed so hard that Zi Xing "knows how to make up stories".In its eyes, officials are so annoying.

It also "itched its mouth", and casually said a joke about it that was widely circulated there: "The Lord of the Heaven Realm has great power. At the beginning, he arranged for the pigs to plow the land. The pig pours 'hua', and the pig thinks it is not free; the lord of the heaven arranges the pig to watch 'men', and the pig thinks that it cannot get a rest; the lord of the heaven is angry, and asks the pig face to face, "Then what do you want to do?" The pig said, "eat. Drink, prostitute, gamble, and do everything.” The lord of the heavens sneered after hearing this, “Just because of you, you also want to be a high-ranking official?Stop daydreaming before it's too late'"

After hearing this, Zi Xing even praised it as "too talented"

Although "Lei Zu clone No. 6" doesn't know what "too talented" is, he seems 'ting' happy.

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After "Leizu clone No. 6" and Zixing praised each other, the voice immediately became a little serious, "Now, on behalf of the old man 'Leizu', I officially admit that you are qualified to sit down with its representative, that is, me. Let's have a good talk. Please note that our next conversation will be approved by the old Leizu. And the will of the old Leizu will be fully implemented within the Leizu."

"Oh, you want to negotiate with me?"

Zi Xing tentatively said, "The high level of the 'Lei Clan' who believes in your Leizu kidnapped my fiancée here, a group of bandits who are alive. What is there to negotiate with these robbers? You have long lost your credibility." said."

"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" said, "Hijacking your fiancée, that's the idea of ​​those idiots of the Lei Clan. They really behave like a barbaric and rude living bandit. A group of idiots, as long as they inform you of the existence of this guy Lei Zu, the old man will try to find you, so why use those little tricks... In short, you don't have to pay too much attention to those idiots. Lei Zu is in charge of this matter, so they will definitely ask them to give you a treat. You are fair."

What it said is not very "understanding" - if the members of Lei Clan can "directly contact" Lei Zu, Lei Clan will not fall to the level it is today.

But Zi Xing didn't care so much, he was in a much better mood when he heard what "Leizu Clone No. 6" said briskly.

Zi Xing secretly thought that it seems that even being a "robber" has a big difference in quality. "Senior robbers" are different from "turtle robbers".

He couldn't help but think of the insider news about "A Group of Robbers Robbing a Bank in Guangdong" in his previous life.

That group of robbers, when robbing the bank, said a wise saying, "Don't move anything, the money belongs to the country, and your life belongs to you." Then everyone at the scene fell silent and lay down obediently—this is called concept transformation, changing the original Fixed mindset.

The robber glanced at the cashier who was lying on the table in a skirt and said, "Please lie down civilized. This is robbery, not robbery''se''"—this is called sticking to the profession''cao'' 'Shou, don't do what you shouldn't do

After the robbery went back successfully, one of the new robbers said, "Boss, let's quickly count how much we robbed." The old robber said, "Are you stupid? So much money, how long will you count?" Huh? Don’t you just read the news tonight?”——this is called work experience, and work experience is more important than academic qualifications these days!

After the robbers left, the president said, "Report the crime quickly." The director was about to leave, and the president hurriedly said, "Wait, add the 500 million that we embezzled from 'si' last time." This is called a crisis plan, and it will reduce disadvantages. for the benefit

The director said, "It would be nice if the robbers came to snatch it once a month" - work is boring, happiness is the most important thing

The next day, the news broadcast reported that the bank had been robbed of 2000 million yuan, but the robbers finally confirmed that it was only 2000 million yuan.The boss scolded, "Damn it, I took my life to grab 8000 million yuan, and the president of the bank earned [-] million yuan with just a flick of his finger. It seems that I still need to study these days."—Proof that knowledge can be converted into money

After the bank president saw the news broadcast, 'ji' Dongdi said to the director, "M, you can do it, you are brave enough to be 'fei'..."

The director smiled and said nothing, as if unloading a heavy burden, he secretly rejoiced that "M, finally made up the hole in buying PetroChina stocks through the robbers."--to explain that we must seize the opportunity to follow the trend and dare to take risks.

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