Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 342 The Thunder Clan Became a Passerby

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Azusa now finally understands why the "memory fragment" of the "screenwriter" in charge of the "spiritual girl" can firmly grasp the heart of the big ape, making it so mad that it can't extricate itself, even if there are countless absconding I don't want to let go of the opportunity.

It turns out that the root cause is that the "spiritual girl" is really bold enough.There are only unexpected ones, and nothing dared to make up; there are only more bloody ones, but none of the most bloody ones; a "drama" with monotonous characters is actually made up by them in a treacherous and thrilling way.

What's more, that play used the "big ape" as the protagonist, which can make the big ape realize something in the process of watching it (it seems that it thinks it has penetrated a lot of secrets, Xin, and inside stories).The great ape's greatest joy now is to wander into the "memory scene", and it can't be driven away... (The biggest revelation of this matter is that the most feared thing for a cultivator is to be caught by someone's weakness.)

Zi Xing finally "has a deep understanding" now.

I didn't expect that the "Girls of Artifact Spirit" still have the potential to become "nine-rate screenwriters".It is estimated that their slogan is the more dog. Blood, the more powerful

For example, a special "drama" like the scene in front of me, after the "big ape" was "discovered" by the daughter, it is not over yet, and there is a final climax.

The last Gao.chao plot is about the big ape being persuaded by the "Bone Bone Jing" to go with the widowed "Madam Iron Fan". These two comrades are no different from a normal family. Living at home with little things. Very trivial, very ordinary, but full of strong flavor of life...

However, the big ape's "mi. love" tendency towards nvxing has become more and more serious, so that he will not attack it even after being swayed by "Mrs. Iron Fan"-more "strict" than a real "wife control" The wife is strict."At most, if the great ape is dissatisfied, it can only be expressed in a "pi Li Yangqiu" way.

Just like once, the poor big ape was compelled by Mrs. Iron Fan to write a self-criticism.The great ape did not "raise the pole" in anger, nor did he refuse to criticize.But the "review" he wrote made Mrs. Iron Fan speechless for a long time——

dear wife

According to your will, I reflected in the study for an hour, 43 minutes and [-] seconds, drank a glass of boiled water, went to the bathroom once, and did not smoke. The above facts are correct, please review.Attached is my review report, if it is inappropriate, it can be negotiated.

After 3 months of married life, I think my wife is gentle, virtuous, diligent and intelligent, and she is a rare good wife. As a "husband" (from this title, it can be seen that the role of the husband is still played by the big ape in the version) However, I behaved perversely and had a frivolous attitude. What I did was indeed questionable.The following is my analysis of my own bad behavior, please lead for review

1. I was wrong about what happened yesterday.Although the braised eggplant you made is a bit salty, it is mellow and delicious (for people who have lost their sense of taste), and the flaws are not hidden. I shouldn't accuse you of wasting salt.I am so full of blame, it is completely hidden jealousy (jealous that I am also a nvxing but can't enjoy the pleasure of making trouble for no reason and messing around).But it’s okay to add some water (finally I can’t help but think for myself, worrying that my sense of taste will be completely destroyed by one sex).

2. When you said you like Lu Yi, I shouldn't have said that I like Gigi Leung (the audience who would like Liang, indeed, have a big problem with their eyesight, um, to put it nicely, it's called appreciating "actors"). You can't talk to me for two days, it's extremely painful.Thinking about it carefully, my answer is indeed very inappropriate, because your hua is still limited to the mainland, but I rushed to Hong Kong and Taiwan. I still like Zhou Xun It's called appreciating "idol actors").

3. You like to watch Xiaozheng in Korean dramas, I shouldn’t obstruct you in every way, and I shouldn’t protest when you compare me with him, because other Xiaozheng didn’t protest (it can be seen that I can’t be an "idol". Those of them The "idols" standing in the spotlight are all professionally trained, just like facing a mass of shit and claiming to be his or her "fans", the "idols" will immediately become intoxicated and announce loudly, "With your support My fans, I'm so happy..." People's "idols" said it to thousands of "fans" on the screen. 15 The majority of "fans" will think "a bunch of shit worships him and her" , she is also happy to accept it, we will not be short of a piece of shit, right?" Immediately, the "fan value" increased sharply. Alas, people who are easy to deceive are especially easy to become "fans" - quite a lot of money to buy horse bones, The magic of selling people's hearts).

4. At the wedding on Saturday, I said I had a meeting, but I didn’t know if I could go. You prepared two red envelopes, one for 100 and one for 200, but I didn’t go, and you accidentally gave away the thick one.Dear, I shouldn’t laugh at you, you’ve done a good job, if it were me, I might have sent both of them together (I couldn’t help but rant in the end and divided the 300 into 3 red envelopes, each with 100 , If you want to take one, take two, or take three, it's impossible to mess up. I didn't expect such a simple way, so it can be seen that the IQ of a certain woman is really worrying...).

5. Last time you bought yellow croaker, I shouldn’t swear by it and pretend to be a chef. As a result, you cheered when you helped the cook, salivated when you smelled it, and fell down when you ate it. It’s hard for your fragile psychology. bearable. (Actually, the iron fan is also at fault. She doesn’t want to think that when the great ape lived alone before, the three meals a day were either picking wild fruits or relying on fasting. When did you hear that it was in the kitchen? Don’t give up hope actually built on guys with no professional skills, the results can be imagined)

6. You cut your hair short, and asked me if it looked good, and I said it looked good, and you were very happy; after further verification, I said it was okay; you asked me if it was good after all, and I replied that it was not as good as before, which made you very sad.This is my fault. In the future, such replies will be based on the first time (as a nvxing big ape, you need to organize a family before you know how to deal with women's boring problems-this is called practice.) .

7. You met a lot of excellent friends on the Internet. For a while, swan geese passed letters and Yu.But the photo of you in the white dress is really not good, the one in the turtleneck is better, with me as the bodyguard next to it, it looks grand.

8. When you visited your nephew, you came back to discuss with me who should wash the cloth. I really shouldn't shirk my responsibility and make you angry.But my dear, this task is too far away, let's discuss who is responsible for giving birth. (For other normal families, this is not a problem at all, but here it is a huge difficulty. If two nvxing want to give birth to a baby, there are only three ways. One is "artificially imparting jing"; For extramarital affairs, find a "wild man" to mate with. The third is to drink the water from the "Zimu River". Unfortunately, the "Zimu River" disappeared mysteriously as early as a thousand years ago, probably because it was taken over by the high-level officials of the heavens. Returning to the country; and engaging in extramarital affairs is really a major test of the "morality" between husband and wife. Anyway, the big ape and the iron fan can't hold back this face, and can't afford to lose this person. But it didn't work—it's probably because the "seed" of mortals is not suitable for cultivators, and it can't make those who get it...a headache.)

9. When you accused me of putting my socks around, I shouldn't accuse you of putting books around. After all, socks are smelly and books are fragrant.

10. When you invited Xueer to McDonald's, I shouldn't have kicked her secretly under the table to make you furious, but she trampled so many of my shoes, why didn't you care?

11. When you said that I am not as beautiful as you, I should not stubbornly deny it. You are right, the evidence is solid, and the blind can testify.

12. I went downstairs to take out the garbage and came back. You circled me several times and asked me how many I had stolen. I said one, and you became very angry.Dear, I really didn't know your nose is so sensitive, in fact, I got two.

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(There are as many as a thousand details such as the above; they are omitted here.)

My wife, you have always been a considerate woman, I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to reform.For the sake of family stability and economic prosperity, I would like to offer a few small, immature suggestions

1. Don’t point to the handsome guy on TV and say that he is like your former lover. The first time you got close to him was at the prom of the sophomore year. You panicked and stomped on someone’s feet. Unfortunately, that person was me. . (Perhaps that is equivalent to the power of "Maya prophecy" - after I married you, I have been "stepped on by you" all the time)

2. When shopping in the store, don't always think on a whim, such as buying a grinder and going back to make mashed garlic.Since you think that my man-sized machine is more economical, why do you want to spend more money to sell an extra grinder?After I bought it, it was idle for three days, but I often remembered to ask me to manually crush many beans.

3. When eating, you always think that I eat less, but when taking pictures, you think I am fat. My dear, this really makes me very embarrassed. (Actually, the great ape is really not fat. Well, the appearance looks very swollen, which is because the hair has not been washed for many years and is too fluffy.)

4. Don't ask me some tricky and weird questions, saying that it is a brain teaser, and it turns out that my logic ape logic hunluan is equal to "crazy".It belongs to a master of comprehension with extremely considerable strength, and once it goes crazy, its destructive power is astonishing.The aftermath work is very troublesome. )

5. Don't tell me jokes while I'm watching shootouts, and don't laugh.

All of the above, please learn from my wife.Friendly reminder that there were spiders in the bedroom yesterday, if you need an escort, please contact No.

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Power can't change one's personality, but it can make people reveal one's nature.

After discovering that Zi Xing possesses the "Blessing of Lei Zu", which means he is the successor of the long-lost Lei Zu, all the elders of the Lei Clan have fawning looks on their faces, which makes Zi Xing very disgusted.

Of course, this is mainly due to the group of Lei Clan being "too sorry for the audience." If a group of beautiful girls flattered him, Zi Xing would probably not be so repulsive.A beautiful woman is a beautiful landscape, which is pleasing to the eye.

The groveling of the Lei Clan children made Zi Xing suddenly feel that it is a very stupid thing to care about these low-level guys.

Well, like a lion, it would never give too much thought to a bug.The hair on the lion's body has fleas. At most, it will roll on the ground a few times, or jump into the water to soak it. It will never think of using force to wipe out all the "bugs" and "fleas" in the world... This is the difference in "realm", leading to a difference in vision.

As soon as this idea came out, Zi Xing immediately lost interest in entanglement with Lei Clan.

Zixing didn't care about the thoughts of those Leizu children at all, and directly raised his head and said to the "Leizu Clone No. 6", "Your juniors are all trash. I don't bother to care about a group of trash Yes. Well, let’s continue the previous negotiation.”

Saying that he doesn't care, in fact, Zi Xing, intentionally or unintentionally, still played a trick of "borrowing a knife to kill someone".He has expressed his position so "magnanimously", "Lei Zu clone No. 6" is not mean, and it is too unreasonable.Well, Zi Xing is going to use the "Lei Zu Clone No. 6" to torment the Lei Clan children severely.Zi Xing doesn't care about the Lei Clan children anymore, but you can't let Zi Xing show his "narrow mind".

Zi Xing's understatement (deliberate) words immediately set off a turmoil among the "children of the Thunder Clan".

What?What?The ancestor they believe in is hidden in that giant sword?And Zi Xin's tone of speaking with Lei Zu is not polite at all, which also makes people think about it...

The extremely shocked group of guys collectively turned their attention to the giant sword in the air.After staring at it for a while, several "Lei Clan Elders" had more sensitive spiritual senses, and vaguely caught a trace of familiarity from the giant sword. (It can be seen that being too "sensitive" is sometimes the beginning of tragedy.)

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"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" has never been a low-key guy, and he has no intention of hiding its existence from the Lei Clan children.

Hearing Zi Xing expressed his willingness to continue talking with it, once it was happy, it no longer concealed its frightening aura.

The majestic coercion spread from the giant sword, spread in all directions, and swept across the entire world.Under this familiar yet unfamiliar coercion, all the disciples of the Lei Clan showed stunned expressions.

The next moment, under the leadership of the group of elders, all the Lei Clan disciples on the scene knelt down to the ground one after another.The gigantic sword floating towards the sky had a devout look on its face.

There is nothing wrong with Lei Zu's breath, that is Lei Zu's breath

The Great Elder was so excited that his whole body was trembling, he raised his head to the sky, and said tremblingly, "The Great Ancestor is above, but the villain is..." It can say words of loyalty for three days and three nights without repetition. of.

Before the jittery old man could finish speaking, there was an extremely violent and angry reprimand from the sky, "Get out of here, why is it your turn to talk to a piece of trash like you?"

The old man who was labeled as "trash" was stunned for a moment.A devastated look.

Amidst the loud shouting, a majestic giant electricity with the thickness of a bucket shot out from the huge sword in the sky (it can be seen that "Leizu Clone No. 6" pays more attention to "criticism by force", and "verbal criticism" is only used as Auxiliary), covered the whole body of the Great Elder without saving any face.

The great elder didn't give this ruthless shock and was directly electrocuted to death.However, his whole body looked miserable and scorched by electric shocks, and the image of "inviolability" that he had built up among the children of his clan after decades of hard work was completely shattered and instantly vanished into nothingness.

The Great Elder was propelled by the power of the huge electricity and flew back several hundred meters before falling heavily to the ground, creating a big hole.

Originally, there was no "internal injury" in this fall.But the Great Elder really wanted to save face, it felt too shameful, a mouthful of blood couldn't be contained in his chest, and he spurted it out crazily

Afterwards, it simply threw itself on the ground and passed out.

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"Leizu Clone No. 6" did not stop, simply stirred up the thunder and lightning in the sky, and swept away all the "children of the Lei clan who got in the way" into the distance.What is "like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves" and what is "sweeping thousands of troops like a mat", this is what they mean.

The scene suddenly fell silent.

"Leizu Clone No. 6" felt that this was the right environment for negotiations.

"Let's get down to business. You chose me, and even released the 'Lei Zu Blessing' on me... What is your purpose?" Zi Xing said calmly and slowly, "I don't believe there is a free lunch in the world. It is even more impossible for the good thing of "pie in the sky" to happen for no reason. You have chosen me as the object of negotiation and cooperation. There must be other secrets. I hope we can have an open and honest talk, which is also for the sake of sincere cooperation in the future... "

Having said a lot of scenes that are not usually said, Zi Xing's purpose is very simple to get the truth about this series of weird events from the other party's mouth.

Zi Xing didn't want to be kept in the dark all the time, being a muddleheaded fool.

In her previous life, Zi Xing was most conceited about her IQ level.For example, he once traveled around Brazil without spending a penny. Can ordinary people do this?

At that time, Azusa flew to Brazil first, and exchanged 20 U.S. dollars into the Brazilian currency "Cruzeiro" for 20 million, half of which was bought for a single apartment, and the remaining half was used for eating, drinking and having fun for a year.I will go back in the next year, the price of the house has risen, and I sold it for [-] million Cruzeiros——Zi Xing is equivalent to bringing another [-] U.S. dollars to return to China... Playing for nothing in Brazil for a year and paying back a penny No fee, he went home happily. He was still full of pride at that time. Who has such a clever mind?