Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 345 The key lies in a nv ghost

"Leizu Clone No. 6" can't judge whether Zixing's version of "Scaring Book" works or not?It's like when the merchants didn't know whether Ma Yun's "Alibaba" would be popular at the beginning?For new things that are too new and too many stages ahead of the times, it is always hard to see whether they have development potential. 【 】

But precisely because of the existence of this "uncertainty", from a good point of view, it can also be regarded as "seeing a glimmer of hope"

Anyway, Lei Zu has been suffering for more than 10,000 years, and the situation shows no signs of improvement. "A dead horse as a living horse doctor" is also a pragmatic choice.

Thinking about it this way, No. 6 can be regarded as the "Scaring Book" temporarily approved.Carefully "backed up" a copy and stored it in its memory.

Next, I talked to Zi Xing about how to obtain the "Thunder Pearl" from "the only female apprentice of Lei Zu's ex-wife".

First, the "guiding principles for action" are clarified.Rule out the "robbery" option.

Even if you don't consider the force value of the "gangster", beware of her destroying the "Lightning Orb" in a fit of anger after being attacked.Can only outsmart.

And all "outsmart" methods have a prerequisite to get close to that female gangster.

No. 6 smiled and suggested to Zi Xing, "Boy, it seems that you are going to play the role of 'Love Saint' once and get close to that female gangster. You can directly make the other party fascinated, obediently and voluntarily put the 'Lightning Orb' It's best to give it to you; otherwise, it's convenient to take further actions by approaching the other party as a lover..."

This guy's thinking is vulgar enough.But having said that, only vulgar things are more marketable.

No, when it comes to "acting as a love saint", the girls of Qi Lingv suddenly became energetic.They have 12 points of trust in "Brother Zi Xing".They all introduced Zi Xing's achievements in this area to No. 6 in unison, "When it comes to the achievements in the field of love, brother Zi Xing can't talk about it for ten days and ten nights; he is definitely a veteran..." (The following will omit the gossiping introduction and numerous words of praise.)

"Lei Zu clone No. 6" did not understand this matter like they did, and regarded it as a crime instead of an honor.Secretly thinking that ten days and ten nights can't be finished?Can't tell, Zixin looks like a dog on the surface, but he has already "harmed" so many women...

Amidst the compliments from the girls, Zi Xing was very embarrassed, reserved and modest and said, "Emotionally 'capturing' a girl's heart is difficult, but I still have some experience. But, that The only prostitute named "Lei Zu's ex-wife" is over [-] years old, right? Going to date such an old girl, I said, is extremely stressful. There are obstacles in my heart, and it is difficult to take action... ...Even if you try to 'do it', you can't fully display your strength, and the effect will be greatly reduced..."

"Qi Lingv Girl" thought to herself that this is what the expert said. As soon as the expert made a move, he knew if there were any girls, so he looked at Zi Xing with more and more admiration. (I don’t know if it’s Zi Xing’s luck or misfortune to have such a group of blind “fans”)

"You don't have to worry about that. There will never be any problems you worry about."

"Lei Zu clone No. 6" cleared Zi Xing's psychological barriers and said, "'Lei Zu's ex-wife's only female apprentice', that one is not strong enough to live for 10 years..."

"What do you mean?" Zi Xing asked puzzled.

The "Girls of Artifact Spirit" made terrible and reasonable speculations, "Oh my God, are you actually going to ask brother Zi Xing to chase after a female ghost who has been dead for tens of thousands of years? You thought it was "A Chinese Ghost Story" Is it? Even Nie Xiaoqian didn’t live tens of thousands of years.”

They are ting "forgetful".I only know how to reject female ghosts, but I don't want to think that their "Brother Zi Xing" is in a catastrophe now, and the recovery and reuse of the body is nowhere in sight, and many people have been scattered in the six worlds in the form of a "soul body". Disintegrated, leaving only a little soul... In such a miserable situation, other female ghosts can also regard you as a "male ghost".Tool: No advertisements, full text, and because the time to become a ghost is too short, you can even sarcastically criticize a "ru. stinky kid" (really a kid)...

"Lei Zu clone No. 6" who is Nie Xiaoqian?But there is no time to study it.It went on to explain that "because of the lack of cultivation power of that woman, her lifespan is only a little more than ten thousand years. Therefore, she needs to be 'reincarnated' once every ten thousand years. The reason why this "suspected love husband" guards her... Calculated on the fingers, the female gangster has been reincarnated for fifteen lives, and the "Lightning Pearl" has been reincarnated with her in every life——Zixin, what do you want? The one I'm chasing is No.15, the female gangster..."

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Oh I got it.

As long as he is not asked to chase a girl who has lived for 10,000+ years, Zi Xing will feel a lot easier.

(Although the "evil nvwa" hidden in the depths of his sea of ​​consciousness has been silent all the time, he really can't understand Zi Xing's "wearing colored glasses to see nv ghosts". This is Chi's discriminatory behavior. Uh, " It's understandable that the "evil nvwa" is so disgusted - her old man is also a ghost now, and she is also a nvxing, and what's more sad, she also happened to exist for more than 10,000+ years...)

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Zi Xing regained his fighting spirit.The eyesight to observe the face and selves has also returned.With a casual glance, he could see that "Lei Zu Clone No. 6" still had great doubts about his ability to pick up girls.

This is not acceptable.If this guy doesn't strengthen his confidence in him, he won't be able to urge him to use all the superior resources on him.

Zi Xing decided to help "Lei Zu Clone No. 6" build up his confidence first. How to pick up girls, and even which types of men girls hate, I have also summed it up... In short, I will do things, don't worry."

"Leizu Clone No. 6" is still worried.It couldn't help but ask, "Which types of men does nvxing hate? Can you try to explain it to me in detail?"As the saying goes, "If you haven't eaten pork meat and seen pig running, you don't think you have a blank in the relationship, so you don't have the basic judgment.

These "basic knowledge" involving emotions, Zi Xing is very solid.Just open your mouth and come without delay "Well, as you wish, the first type of man who is hated by girls is 'poor'. I think this is already a consensus, no money? Then don't even think about talking about female friends, don't It’s all nonsense to fantasize about pure and flawless love. When you hold back your indignation and use this curse to break up with your girlfriend’s ruthlessness, it can only show that you are incompetent, cowardly, lazy and villainous, leave You are a wise choice. If you are a rich woman, maybe your unfeeling face is uglier than anyone else. So, man, if you want to find a wife, make money. No matter how much money you get, there will be so many women that you will be dazzled. (Of course, there is one thing that Zixing will not say that those "money worship" nvxing may never be out of stock in terms of quantity, but their "quality" is really low, and it is difficult to be optimistic.)

"The second category is 'ugliness'. There is a classic saying that I don't know if you have heard it. It is not your fault that you are ugly. If you come out to scare people, it is your fault. If you dare to say that the appearance is not the main thing, the soul is beautiful. It's important, stop, then I'll give you a pig-like 'dinosaur' to be your wife I'll see how you react, don't do to others what you don't want, when you dream of a toad wanting to eat swan meat, girl Still walking the God of Cinderella." (This theory can be regarded as an unassailable truth. Otherwise, how to explain the popularity of those brainless Qing palace dramas in later generations? From the emperor of the Sangong and the Sixth Court, down to the wives, concubines, etc. Crowds of civil and military ministers, to say the least, rich with three wives and four concubines...all chasing female pigs like flies around rotten eggs...)

"The third category is 'thin'. This thin means thin-skinned. If you are polite, you may even be shy. Silly, if you are not really a bit of a city in your heart, then it seems that you are insulated from the opposite sex. Don’t think about the silly cute girls in the 80s movies, the times are different, and the progress is too fast. If you can reach the level of shameless hooligans, it is also the highest level of flirting with girls.” (Know In "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", the reason why the stupid brother Jing can get the love of the smartest and most beautiful sister Ronger is not because Ronger was not given a meal by him when he was a beggar. The decisive factor is the author Jin Yong hero It's just a male compatriot, so he will naturally yy according to the content that men like to hear...)

"The fourth category is called 'Special'. This refers to hanging on a tree. If you are an infatuated and single-minded man, longing to be moved by persistence and infatuation for a mm, I think you are not far from a heavy blow. The current MM doesn’t like your single-mindedness. If you can mess around everywhere, it shows your ability. Although MM will complain, in fact, she thinks highly of you. Guaranteed that you will come when you are called, and wave it. Go now." (Regarding this point, even Jin Daxia realized that when he was young, he wanted to portray "Huang Yaoshi" as an infatuated person; it was only when Jin Daxia was old that he realized that such a description of people was too fake. In the modified version, Dongxie also started to like his prostitute, Mei Chaofeng...a 180-degree change.)

"The fifth category is 'stupid'. The stupid here refers to the stupid mouth. You don't need a lot of eloquence, but you must be able to speak sweet words, even if you think of another MM in your heart, and change your feelings for this MM in your mouth. It’s okay to say the name to that one, love it. Rou. Ma.” (Now is no longer the era of “beauties who are afraid of love and tiredness”, but the era of “beautiful girls can only be passionate”.)

"The sixth category is called 'truth'. It's actually similar to fifth, but it's too sincere. MM is here to deceive and coax you. You're so stupid as to tell the truth. Hehe, then you should also wait for MM to say goodbye to you. (False and deceitful, resulting in both "marriage rate" and "divorce rate" rising... But young people are never afraid to talk about breaking up, divorce is divorced.)

"The seventh category is called 'little'. This little one is not so small, hehe, it is timid, it seems to be similar to the third category, but it is not, as long as there is a chance, you can hold hands as soon as possible, and if you do, you should hurry up and kiss, Hurry up and find a place after kissing, don't feel too fast, now is an efficient society, if you don't like someone faster than you, don't worry, you will know..."

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After listening to Zixing's theory, "Leizu Clone No. 6" admired him, but he also had doubts about Zixing's last "conclusion".

It couldn't help asking, "This, a little taken for granted, right? Don't they all say that nvxing is more reserved? How come it's in your mouth, everyone looks like that hungry and thirsty?"

Before Zi Xing could answer, "Qi Ling Nv Girl" rushed to speak, "Your thinking is too old and outdated. Today's nvxing, saying that everyone is 'Pan Jin Lian' is too exaggerated, but at least [-]% All of the above are not weaker than Wu Zetian'," he said confidently.It seems that these little girls really don't regard themselves as women.

Who are Pan Jinlian and Wu Zetian? "Lei Zu Clone No. 6" doesn't understand.But it naturally does not understand the meaning of this word.Even more shocked, muttering to himself, "How could this be? How could this be?"

Seeing it, the "spiritual girl" still refused to be completely convinced, so she listed one case after another to it.Everything is bloody. It's a shocking case.Hmph, the girls have traveled in another time and space for more than a month, and the "inventory" of cases in this regard is particularly rich, which can support them to say that they lasted ten days and ten nights without repetition. No. 6 was dumbfounded.You can’t just stay there, what kind of cases are they? For example——

A man went to the market to sell pigs. When it was dark and rained, [-] pigs were not sold, so he went to a farm to spend the night.It is a little .fu to sleep on the g, and then give the pig another. nv: agree.

In the middle of the night, the man discusses with the woman, I will sleep on top of you, but the woman refuses.Male: Give the pig two heads. Nv Yun, asked to go up and not move.

After a while, the man couldn't bear it and begged to move, but the woman refused.Man: Give the pig two heads if you move it. nv agrees.The man moved eight times and stopped, and the woman asked why he didn't move? The man said: The pig is gone. Nv whispered: How about I give you a pig...

After dawn, the man whistled and drove 30 pigs (including 10 of Shao.fu's) to the market...

Comments from Harvard tutor: To discover the potential needs of users, we must guide and cultivate user needs in the early stage, and the difference between liking and love, so the "investment" generated is in line with the law of development.

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"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" was taught a lesson by Zi Xing and the "Qi Ling Girls", his eyes were full of shock.

The "Qi Ling girls" all feel that Ting has a sense of accomplishment and is elated.

However, soon, they and Zi Xing were also shocked by the information provided by No. 6.That was when Azusa asked No. 6 a relatively important question, and the answer announced on No. 6 was too unexpected.

"Hey, you haven't told me the name of the No.15 reincarnation of Lei Zu's ex-wife's only female disciple. What is the name? Can he still look good?" Zi Xing finally thought of asking these questions.

At this point, Zixing raised his head and glanced at Tianji's giant sword, and stopped talking further.

Zi Xing's concern lies in whether "Miss Jiang" is still in the giant sword?Can you hear what he said?

Zi Xing had a guess that since No. 6 "appeared", she no longer heard Ms. Jiang speak - it is very likely that she has been controlled by No. 6 now, and she can't hear their conversation at all.After all, regarding the secret of "Lei Zu", No. 6 thinks that if one less person knows, it is better for one less person to know (according to human nature, this should be the way of thinking.)

However, Zi Xing has a delicate mind and decided that it is better not to make casual "frivolous remarks" at this stage.Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case.It cannot be said that he was wrong.

The "Qi Ling girls" booed, "Yes, yes, if the appearance is too horrible, we must advise 'Brother Zi Xing' to give up helping Lei Zu capture the 'Lightning Orb'. Helping people is a good thing, but The first premise is not at the expense of personal happiness..."

"Leizu Clone No. 6" heard what the girls said, but he was not in a hurry. He smiled and said, "The appearance of the fifteenth reincarnated girl is definitely not bad. Hehe, at least it is the same as your fiancée." There is a fight..."

After being reminded by it, the girls remembered that "Miss Jiang" seemed to be still inside the giant sword.Discussing in front of her how to get brother Zixing to "pick girls" seems too much...

The girls then defended Zi Xing in a low voice, "Sister Jiang, you can't blame Brother Zi Xing for being too hua. about this matter. He went to get close to that [-]th generation girl only for the 'Thunder Pearl'..."

For a long while, there was silence in the giant sword, and Miss Jiang's response could not be waited for.

I was secretly wondering if she was really angry, but I heard "Lei Zu Clone No. 6" say, "You don't have to worry about Miss Jiang getting angry, her soul is too exhausted, and she has already entered a sleep state. I can't hear what we have to say for the time being." ..."

The children all breathed a sigh of relief.Immediately, unable to hold back their curiosity, they returned to the topic they were concerned about, "Hey, you said that the [-]th generation girl is as beautiful as Sister Jiang, but what about her temper? Is she difficult to get along with?"

"actually,"

On the 6th, an astonishing insider news came out, "That fifteenth-century woman can be regarded as an acquaintance of yours. You all know her. You are more familiar with her temper than I am, and have the best judgments." force."

"There is such a thing?" The girls exclaimed in unison.When did they also "know each other all over the world"?

Zi Xing was also aroused by curiosity, and couldn't help asking, "Who the hell is she?"

"Let me tell you, that fifteenth generation female disciple is Princess Zhenzi of the Lei Clan."

"Lei Zhenzi?"

Azusa star and "Qi Ling girl" petrified collectively after hearing this name

It's just too unexpected. I never thought of it in my dreams.