Rebirth of King Zhou

【 】Chapter 349 A game to attract princesses

"Operation Heart Hunting" can be said to be a good start

According to the quantitative analysis of the "Qi Ling 'nv' children" after the fact, the possibility of Brother Zixing asking for a "Ghost Master" in this life is very small, even if there is a need to ask for a ghost master, it needs to be considered in the future The problem is that the "hurdle" he has to pass right now is to get the "Lightning Orb" from "Princess Zhenzi"

This step can't be crossed, the life in this life is a mess, there is no prospect at all, how can we take into account the feelings of the "ghost master"?Master Ghost can't blame "Qi Ling 'nv' boy" for being too snobbish, he himself is this kind of goods 'se', "Qi Ling 'nv' boy" just imitated his bad side

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The "Ghost Master" was treated as a general guest by the Great Elder, and was taken away

Only Azusa Xing and Jujian No. 6 were left on the scene, and the impressions of the "Qi Ling'nv' girls" and "Princess Zhenzi" on Azusa Xing were still being modified, so they did not choose to return to their residence, and stayed to entertain Azusa Xing and his party— — a rare move for her

Everything seems to be moving in a favorable direction

Only facing Zi Xing and a group of cute "little 'nv' children", the mood of "Princess Zhenzi" was greatly relaxed

Her impression of Azusa has changed, but because the boy in front of her once took away the "subsidiary lightning energy" that should have belonged to her, she still can't save face for a while.

This can also be understood from "unshakable" to "resolve past suspicions", to "impression change", to "increased favorability", to "know each other and love each other", to... how many processes have to be experienced in the middle?

There is no such thing as a rocket-like emotional journey that takes place in one step, but often that kind of emotion with an unreliable foundation rises quickly and fades quickly. For ordinary people, every step of the emotional journey requires searching and exhausting. 'Desperate, tormented... what an inhuman treatment

But what Zixing wants to create now is the miracle of his relationship with "Princess Zhenzi", he doesn't care how quickly this "chao" will recede in the future, the internal differences between Zixing and "Princess Zhenzi" Here; the irreconcilable contradiction is here

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"Princess Zhenzi" hesitated for a moment like a tsundere young 'nv', then squinted at Zixing, and let out a soft "hum" "The little liar pretended to capture the 'Lightning Energy' for me, but in the end Du. Swallowing caused me a lot of losses, and thinking about it now makes me extremely depressed.”

Being able to directly reprimand Zi Xing for "yesterday's mistakes" proves that she is not so angry with Zi Xing anymore. Otherwise, she will hide her dissatisfaction in her heart and wait for an opportunity to strike you deadly like a poisonous snake. There is a saying how to say Doesn't the biting dog bark?

"Qi Ling 'nv' girls" always speak for their "Brother Zi Xing" unconditionally, and they immediately defended Zi Xing, "We don't pack it. Brother Zi Xing will never tell lies for the rest of his life, because in the six realms It is impossible for such a 'perfect person' to exist, but Brother Zixing did not tell many lies in the first half of his life, and more than 90.00% of them were well-intentioned... Humans in the Six Realms are far better at talking than him In such a big environment, how can you ask Brother Zi Xing not to tell a lie?"

The "Qi Ling 'nv' girls" have an advantage in appearance. Facing such a group of extremely cute little 'nv' girls, few of them can be cruel to them. With a smile on his face, he joked with them, "Ah, you guys have seen a few human beings, and you dare to say that no one in the Six Realms is a liar? Do you think the Six Realms are too dark?"

The red 'nv' said with a serious face, "you can't just look at people's appearance. We look young, but we have lived in this world for hundreds of years. Because we are cultivators, we don't look old."'nv' Children also belong to the category of "lying and not drafting"

The orange 'nv' girl echoed, "That's right, our sisters have lived for 100 years, and we have only listened to the lies told by humans for 100 years. Our sisters have therefore summed up the 30 most frequently used lies by humans, commonly known as 'the [-] most false sentences. talk'"

"Princess Zhenzi" said with great interest, "Well, then I would like to listen carefully."

Huang. The 'nv' girl began to talk without hesitation "1. A teenager has a sense of being a 'nv', and when he seeks physical contact, he will often cover it with 'yu' and say that he just wants to hug you Sleeping, I will say this kind of promiser without moving my hands and feet, the possibility of "xing" in the end is much higher than that of ordinary people 2. The restaurant waiter smiled and said that the food you want will be ready soon, but at least you have to wait In the first half hour..."

The green 'nv' girl relayed tacitly: "3 Teacher, tell me the truth, I won't tell your parents 4. I'll take your high school teacher for 1 minute 5. The students who studied well didn't do well in the exam this time..."

Young 'nv' child" 6. A small shop on the street jumped off a building for a big sale 7. The leader came to the stage to give a speech: Let me say a few words below 8. The 'nv' student in my class said that you are my best friend, and you can say something intimate Talking friends..."

Blue 'nv' child" 9. When borrowing money, he said: I will pay you back as soon as I have it, but if you don't want it, he won't pay it back. It is the grandfather who borrows money, and the grandson who lends money to others I tried my best' I saw my classmate who had been away for a long time, and said that I would keep in touch if I was free, and I would treat you to dinner another day..."

紫'nv'孩“12.明星澄清xx绯.闻我们只是普通朋友13.家长压岁钱我给你存着14.地震局说专家分析,近几年没有大地震15.太太出'men'前化妆时马上就好马上就好老公一面盯着别的'nv'生她哪有你漂亮？17.食品包装绝不添加任何防腐剂'nv'生我们还是可以当朋友的……”

Black 'nv' girls' xing' personality is more "wild" than other sisters, so the "lie" that concerns also belongs to wild way. painful……"

Speaking of which, it is becoming more and more open, and the sense of distance between strangers is effectively shortened. Well, if you understand this, you can understand why strangers who gather at the banquet always like to talk about 荦. hot atmosphere

The "three views" of white 'nv' girls are very positive, but it sounds a bit inelegant, so I quickly grabbed the words to reverse the unhealthy tendencies caused by black 'nv' girls." 20. The teacher said to the last student that you are very smart, but you just don’t work hard. 21. While accepting the gift, the host will always hypocritically say to the guests that it’s good for you to come, why don’t you bring any gifts..."

As the "big sister" among a group of 'nv' girls, the red 'nv' girl is unwilling to be taken away by her younger sisters. She has heard the so-called "30 most false words" which have been summed up to 22 by her younger sisters. There's no room for her to express herself.

The red 'nv' girl quickly took the lead, and summed up the last eight most false words of human beings in one breath: "23. When I made a mistake or lied when I was a child, I would always say: I will never dare again next time. 24. Miss, I am here , Just a few days after I started this business, the 'men' of the customs department have already intervened in the investigation. The salesperson of the 2 bus came up and promised to have a seat, and left immediately, and left immediately after getting on the bus. , there is no one behind my uncle, the faces of the people behind are pasted on the window, he said no one 27. Merchant: I really don’t earn your money, I’m selling it at the purchase price 28. Spoiled pride Jiao'nv''I won't play with you anymore' 29. Actually you are a very nice person, but we are not suitable for active dating. But there are very few boys who have not accepted the 'good guy card'..."

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"Princess Zhenzi" listened for a while to the "30 most fake sentences" summed up by the speechless 'nv' children, she didn't understand some of them, but the "speechless" was mainly because the group of 'nv' children in front of her were so ancient. jing' is weird, I don't know how their heads grow, they are full of weird thoughts

After a while, she couldn't help but let out a soft breath, and said, "Well, what you summed up also makes some sense. According to what you said, then I think the 30th lie I will hear the most in my future life ..."

After finishing speaking, I don't know what I thought of, and I glanced at Zi Xing faintly.

Zi Xing was "mao" creepy at this glance, and when she thought about what she said before, she felt even more cramped.

The "Qi Ling'nv' girls" are very smart, and they can hear some "disharmony" coming. They secretly exclaimed in their hearts. The sex is about to suffer all kinds of twists and turns on the emotional road, which will lead to hatred for Zi Xing, the instigator...

What a subtle and complicated psychological activity, but whether it is Zi Xing or the "Qi Ling'nv' children", they can all guess the mystery in the first time. The fact once again proves that they are all very smart. It's outrageous, especially for some dogs. The cleverness shown in the blood incident is breathtaking

Finding that "the situation is not good", the 'nv' girls of Qiling' quickly changed the subject

"Haha, this good sister, can you play an interesting intellectual game with us?" The 'nv' children used their innate advantages to show off their cuteness with "Princess Zhenzi"

"What intellectual game?" Princess Zhenzi seems to be not very good at 'communicating' with people, and she is easily distracted by 'nv' children

"Let's 'pair the couple', okay?" The green 'nv' girl suggested and then explained the rules, techniques, and difficulty of the "Couple" to Princess Zhenzi clearly

The other 'nv' children were also afraid that they would not be able to attract Princess Zhenzi, so they uttered their voices together, bragging about how "pairing pairing" is beneficial to the body and mind

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, "Princess Zhenzi" shook her head again and again, "This, it doesn't sound interesting, I don't like it"

The "Qi Ling 'nv' girls" looked at each other in blank dismay, all of them were speechless. They didn't expect such a result. They had carefully prepared their stomachs in advance, and suddenly they were like wet bullets. Dumb fire, there is no use for it, sad reminder

Still the "big sister" among the 'nv' kids, the red 'nv' girl has a quick mind, and after staying for less than a minute, she has another interesting idea

The red 'nv' girl smiled and said to Princess Zhenzi, "Okay, let's not play the intellectual game of 'pairs', let's play a game called 'Destroying Questions Never Tire', how about?"

"What is the game 'Untiring the Question'?" Princess Zhenzi asked curiously

"It's very simple, it's me or you, tell a philosophical and touching story, and then see if the other party has the ability to destroy the whole meaningful and incisive story with just one or two short sentences If it can, then the 'destroyer' wins; if not, the one who made the question wins..." explained the red 'nv' boy

Listening to this introduction, I feel quite interesting

The interest of "Princess Zhenzi" was suddenly aroused. She thought about it and nodded in agreement, but please "nv" children to "example" to let her "experience" for a while

This group of 'nv' girls with "rich inventory" must know that they were lucky enough to travel with Zixing to another time and space, and their time was basically spent on the "Internet". Can a simple pile of "memory fragment imitations" be used up?

The red 'nv' girl first told a philosophical story in memory, "A Mr. Xibin took out two sacred stones during his speech, and he asked the students who wanted these two sacred stones? People in the audience raised their hands Xibin Mr. threw the sacred stone on the ground and ran it over with his feet, and asked who wanted it? Some people still raised their hands in the audience and said, "I treat this sacred stone like this, and you still want it because it has not depreciated because of my trampling. Life is also the same. The value of such a life does not lie in the appreciation or criticism of others, but in ourselves'..."

"Princess Zhenzi" nodded after listening to it, and sighed, "'ting' is a philosophical little story..."

But I heard the red 'nv' girl ask other 'nv' girls, "Which one of you will destroy this little story?"

The black 'nv' girl has the fastest brain this time, shouting "I'll do it"

The red 'nv' girl nodded, "You tell Princess Zhenzi to hear a story about how to destroy it"

The black 'nv' girl said with a "beating" smile, "...Finally, Mr. Xibin took off his 'ku' pants, raised his ass, endured the pain, and stuffed two divine stones into the chrysanthemum. 'hua' and said to the students to get what they want..."

Is that okay?

"Princess Zhenzi" was stunned, as if hit by a thunderbolt, and she was shocked by the thunder. She endured it again and again, and still felt the disgusting feeling of swallowing a handful of live flies lingering

The "disgusting" was only short-lived, and the fun 'xing' of the small game finally attracted the "Princess Zhenzi" deeply, making her 'yu' unable to stop joining this kind of game created by the "wild spirit 'nv' child" "spiritual idea" In the brand-new game produced by "one move"

It can be seen that in this world, there is still a market for common things. Even the "'nv' who has been reincarnated in the fifteenth life" possessed by "Princess Zhenzi" can't resist this kind of evil. attraction

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"You guys are so disgusting," Princess Zhenzi criticized the "Qi Ling'nv' girls" with an excited blush on her face, "Change another one this time to a less disgusting one, you know? Nv' child, you have to be a good 'nv' child, do you understand?"

It can be seen that 'nv''xing' is born with a talent of "duplicity", even the "Princess Zhenzi" who has just transformed into "'nv''xing'" has quickly mastered this talent

Seeing Princess Zhenzi’s refusal to admit defeat, she has actually been successfully brought into this game by them. The little 'nv' kids all 'ting' with a sense of accomplishment, so the orange 'nv' kids continued to write the question "Puppy versus kitten Say you guess how many pieces of candy are in my pocket? The kitten said you guessed it right, will you give it to me? The puppy nodded, yes, you guessed two pieces and gave you the kitten swallowed, and said I guess five pieces Then, the puppy smiled and put the candy into the kitten’s hand, saying that I still owe you three yuan—this is not a joke with low IQ, but because I love you, I allow your little greed.”

Then, first ask Princess Zhenzi, "How did you ruin this story?"

"Princess Zhenzi" still couldn't keep up with the speed of the "Qi Ling'nv' girls" for a while, so she couldn't figure it out after thinking for a while, so she had to say "what a story, I can't bear to ruin it and count it as you win" and asked her It's not that easy to admit defeat

The black 'nv' child said with a 'cha' mouth, "I can destroy it... Finally, the cat excitedly ate these two pieces of candy with a lot of 'meng, passed out and was killed by the dog."

"Princess Zhenzi" was struck by lightning—this is the nth time she has been struck by lightning—but she is still "painful and happy", addicted to the game as if she had been injected with 'ji' blood

She yelled dissatisfied, "It's too disgusting, you just know how to disgust me, I will come up with the question this time, I have to stump you all."

"Qi Ling 'nv' girl" didn't fear her at all, and said in unison, "You come out, let's listen carefully", all of them have the demeanor of a general who doesn't believe what 'hua' the opponent can play

That's simply contempt and provocation! How can someone as smart as "Princess Zhenzi" fail to see some clues?How can you be convinced in your heart? <', "Hately" came up with the title "He fell asleep on the table, she found his diary in his bag, this is the fourth year he has been in love with her secretly, his first entry in the diary When he finished writing the diary, he confessed to her that she carefully tore off all the blank pages at the back of the diary, and then put the diary back in the bag."

The "spiritual 'nv' girls" are not afraid. Hum, if this Jinnv'er can come up with a story, is it not easy to destroy it?

The black 'nv' girl opened her mouth and was about to "destroy", but Princess Zhenzi stopped her first, "Let other people try it first, you must have nothing good to say"

So the "first opportunity" this time was taken by the orange 'nv' girl "That she, after taking back the diary, held the white paper torn from the diary, clutched her stomach, and ran to the toilet... "

There are exclamations from other 'nv' girls all around

"Princess Zhenzi" is directly petrified

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