Rebirth of King Zhou

Facing the girls' barrage of attacks, "Thunder Pearl" was completely speechless. 【 】

It finally deeply experienced the "knowledge" of this group of women, Lei Dianzhu dared to laugh at their ignorance, but it violated their taboo!It also happened to give them the conditions to "sell". Da Qie in the "Thunder Ball" is willing to "decline his identity" to fight against them, and the girls' desire to fight is completely aroused.The word "stage fright" does not exist in their hearts at all.

So, it didn't end there.

However, it wasn't the girls who "take the initiative to make moves" next.

"Thunder Pearl" was overwhelmed by a group of girls, but don't forget that behind "Thunder Pearl" there was a group of "star faces".

The master was squeezed by the words of the villain, and it was time for them to show their "loyalty to protect the master".

The group of "star faces" appraised the situation, and collectively denounced the girls: "Hey, you guys are really annoying! You guys only know some 'common sense' at best, what's there to be proud of? What our master possesses is great wisdom. Sincerely want to pull you out, the profound philosophy contained in every sentence can make you recall for a lifetime and benefit endlessly..."

< can be achieved, far better than charging on the front line and fighting bloody battles.The safety factor is much higher.

How can the girls let this group of "dogs and slaves" underestimate them?

"Do you want to 'play with depth'? This is a huge difficulty for some creatures, but it is a piece of cake for our sisters."

Not to be outdone, the red girl launched a counterattack: "We are in a good mood now, so let's point out some of your life philosophies. Listen carefully—a high-end mobile phone, 70% of the functions are useless; a high-end car 70% of the speed is redundant; a luxury villa, 70% of the area is vacant; A pile of social activities, 70% is boring and empty; a room full of clothes and supplies, 70% is idle and useless; no matter how much money you earn in your life, 70% is reserved for others... Conclusion: life is simple and clear, enjoy life and hold on to 70 % is good. The principal and the deputy. I don’t know where it ends up? The principal and the deputy have the same ending in the end! The principal and the deputy all walk together in the end; It's the same reason! The chairman and the vice chairman will all be absent in the end..."

(A long paragraph like "jingle", honestly, it is refreshing to listen to, and it is also quite thought-provoking.)

The orange girl then said with emotion: "...Life is like a game. In the first half, the ratio of education, power, position, performance, and salary increases; in the second half, the ratio of blood pressure, blood lipids, blood sugar, niacin, and cholesterol decreases. Follow the trend in the game and obey orders; the second half is up to you, accept your fate! I hope that comrades will take care of each other. Both games must be won. If you are not sick, you must have a physical examination, if you are not thirsty, you must drink water, no matter how annoying you are, you must figure it out, and you must let people know if you are reasonable. If you have power, you should keep a low profile, if you are not tired, you should rest, if you are not rich, you should be content, and no matter how busy you are, you should exercise..."

The white girl concluded: "...a person's life is like taking the Beijing Subway Line [-]: passing through Guomao, envious of the prosperity; passing through **, fantasizing about power, passing through Financial Street. Dreaming of getting rich; passing through Gongzhufen, dreaming of a gorgeous family; passing through Yuquan Road. Still ambitious... At this time, a voice came to my ears: Hello passengers, Babaoshan is coming soon! I suddenly realized: life is hard

Always there! "

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Although there are many "new terms" in the girls' words.But the profound philosophies contained in the words are directed at the hearts of the people and can make the hearts be strongly shocked.

Face slapping, this is Chi's face slapping behavior!Didn't you slander that our sisters only know how to talk about some common sense without "nutrition" and enjoy "bickering" with others?Let me tell you about the great wisdom and insights of life!It is your blessing to be able to understand, if you do not understand, you have to admit that your "IQ" is limited!

The group of "star faces" were also stunned for a few minutes, and then gradually came back to their senses, and argued strongly: "Your words seem to have such a little truth, but unfortunately, there is too much nonsense. Book mi group 2 If you talk too much nonsense, the appeal will be greatly weakened..."

"Want to hear the philosophy condensed into one sentence?" The red girl behaved very simply, quite like a "vigorous and resolute" general, not entangled with her opponent at all.She sneered: "That's easy. Let us sisters use ten things in the world to sum up ten famous philosophical sayings. Let you guys really open your eyes..." At this point, she turned around. Zi Xing said: "Brother Zi Xing, how about letting you specify ten things?"

Zi Xing also became interested, wanting to hear how far the girls' "nonsense" has reached.I am familiar with them, but the girls have never had the opportunity to fully demonstrate their "true level" in this regard.

Zixing said ten things casually: "One, spider; two, shrimp; three, balance; four, waterfall; five, saw; six, balloon; seven, clock; eight, walnut; nine, compass; ten, hua bottle……"

These ten things are really a "list" drawn up casually, and there is no connection between them at all.It was also because of Azusa's inattentiveness that the difficulty coefficient of the "examination questions" rose sharply, reaching the level of "bad dad"!

Hearing that Brother Zixing had decided on ten things, the "Qi Lingv Girls" first made things difficult for the group of "star faces": "I can let you take these ten things as the topic and summarize ten philosophies. When you show your 'great wisdom'. Let's see if you dare to accept the move?! Don't wait until our sisters utter the ten vows of truth, and you 'clowns' jump out to 'prick' again! You have the ability , now I will give you a chance to show your face..." Well, they really understand the truth of "you don't know the difficulty if you have to go through it"!"Block" the details of the enemy camp that can be used to make a fuss in advance.

How can the "star faces" have any "great wisdom"?I couldn't say anything at all, so I could only say with a little embarrassment: "Where is there so much nonsense, you just say it. Let's listen carefully. Whether it is good or bad, we have our own judgment."

"If you give up your rights, it proves that you don't have the ability to do this." The girls said tightly again. The "star faces" could only nod helplessly in acknowledgment.

"I said spider." The red girl didn't talk nonsense: "Spider: I can sit back and reap the rewards, relying on that relationship..."

When the "star faces" heard it, their expressions became "serious".They still have at least the ability to appreciate.One can hear the profound meaning in it.

The orange girl said: "I said Xia: The day of great red is the time of great sorrow."

Girl Huang said: "I'm talking about the balance: whoever gives more will be biased towards him."

Green girl: "I said waterfall: because it is condescending, I can speak eloquently."

Young girl: "I'm talking about saws: they are eloquent and specialize in discordant behavior."

Girl in blue: "I said balloon: as long as someone blows it up, it will float away."

Purple girl: "I said the clock: you can go back to the starting point, but it is not yesterday."

Black girl: "I said walnut: no gorgeous appearance, but a substantial brain."

White girl: "I said compass: stable thinking, no matter how good things are, you won't be bullied."...

The group of "Girls with Artifact Spirits" has already taken turns.Among the ten things, there is also a "hua bottle" that does not summarize philosophical quotes.Zi Xing was a little bit amused by what he heard, and summed up the last sentence for fun: "Let's talk about this vase: no matter how beautiful the outside is, it can't hide the emptiness inside... How about it?"

"It's so classic." The girls said in unison.

next.It's time for Zi Xing to "flatter each other" with a group of girls.This group of guys are all thick-skinned characters, and they don't feel that flattering each other in public is an obstacle to viewing.They were literally having fun with it.

Well, in this world, it's still shameless to be shameless.Even in the "Cultivation Realm", you still cannot live without this rule...

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Over there, the "Thunder Pearl" and its servants were all secretly surprised when they heard this.What a group of difficult girls.

The hope of taking advantage of the "verbal confrontation" is completely dead.

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Grandpa Zhu is very happy for those guys to eat turtles.

At this time, it also came to "beat the dog in the water" (this kind of thing likes to do no matter whether it is a master or a master): "Haha, you guys are just able to compete with others in brute force. Bah, a bunch of rough embryos! Learn from others A battle of wits. It's really ridiculous."

The girls also spoke out and criticized the "enemy camp".

"...You guys are just like the 'Taoist priests' who have represented the worst part of the Chinese people since ancient times! What the hell? Don't you think 'Taoist priests' are bad people? Why not! They are selfish, greedy and they suck. Poison (consuming powder, refining alchemy), cultivating. Fang. Zhong. Art (looking for a girl from Wei Zeng Tian Gui, who can only be regarded as a girl in fact), cheating (digging divination, looking at yin and yang), advocating inaction (actually avoiding labor , just want to get something for nothing). Finally, there is the ultimate goal: immortality... Such a group of 'scum' guys, you don't think they are bad at all? This, in turn, proves that you guys are not ordinary 'bad' Ah, I have already entered the ranks of high-end villains..."

And so on... scolding the opponent in all directions from different angles.

Girls have a feeling of elation.With the support of Grandpa Zhu.You can scold as much as you want, you don't need to look at your opponent's face at all, what a fun thing.

It is good to have a "backer", which is equivalent to having a pair of "invisible wings".Of course, this pair of "invisible wings" is similar to what the school teacher taught in the previous life, "As long as you work hard, all the ugly ducklings, Cinderellas and low self-esteem will have a pair of invisible wings to realize the dreams full of your little heart... ", is completely different.

As a teacher, everyone wants to insert a pair of "wings" in the hearts of students, a pair of invisible wings "about dreams", but the gap between "dreams" and "reality" is too great.It's so big, maybe some people can't "cross" the distance between them after exhausting their whole life and energy.

For example, it is a pity to send the topic of "Inspirational" about Invisible Wings (Dream Edition) to candidates in Beijing.

The students in Beijing have always known that they have always had a pair of invisible wings (real version).Because there is a pair of invisible wings.It is no surprise that he (she) went to a good middle school, and most of the students without "wings" went to work as wage earners-they were still minors.In junior high school, the goal of students with Beijing hukou is to go to No. [-] Middle School, the graduating class of Senior Three there.Half of them will be admitted to Peking University and Tsinghua University-that is more than the number of admissions in a province.

Students with registered permanent residence in Beijing know their mission, but they don't feel overwhelmed by it.Because from childhood, they are born winners, winners.

I saw a tricycle driver who went to the capital to earn a living, but was intercepted by the urban management and took away the tricycle that he depended on for a living.After the car is taken away, the son or daughter of the tricycle driver may not be able to go to school anymore—it may be an excellent high school student who is thus deprived of the right to go to school.Is this because the son of the tricycle driver does not have a pair of invisible wings? !

(Universities in Beijing. The "admission score line" for candidates with Beijing hukou is really low to the point where candidates from other provinces are jealous. "College entrance examination immigration" is also increasing because of these unfair policies.)

Invisible wings (dream version), are gradually away from life; invisible wings (real version).But more and more intervening in real life...

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Now that Grandpa Zhu had already made a move, he used one of the four great stunts that he was proud of on the spot, so of course he would not "taste and stop".

At the very least, the most powerful "deterrence" should be implemented against the opponents, so that they will surrender and dare not make any more mischief - at least they have to do this in front of Grandpa Zhu.

Grandpa Zhu's method of "establishing prestige" is simple and rude.But extremely effective.

It is the "Fate-Defying God's Eye" that continues to use it uninterruptedly.

This time, after the dazzling red light shot out from the eyes of the "red-eyed monster", the target that quickly hit was that "Yangmu No. [-]".

Witnessing the vision of "Yangmu No. [-]" being enveloped in red light from top to bottom.The attention of Zi Xing and the girls was firmly attracted.

They are all masters who are unwilling to be lonely, Zi Xing and the girls are not idle.

The topic of discussion, of course, is what will the heart demon of the unlucky "Yangmu No. [-]" turn into?With such vigor and interest, talk about the "World Cup" with enthusiastic "ball mi".

The red girl murmured: "That 'Yangmu No. [-]' monkey is 'Xie', and the one born in August is 'Emperor'..."

The black girl went on to say: "The first letter of the sheep's surname corresponds to 'hun Chaos', and the initial letter of the 'wood' name corresponds to 'chain'..."

The other girls said in unison: "It turns out that the 'God Puppet' that that guy's 'Heart Demon' will turn into is the 'Evil Emperor Chaos Chain'? I don't know what special skills such a puppet has?"

The purple girl had a whim: "I guess, as the name suggests. The so-called 'Evil Emperor Chaos Chain', the magic weapon it wields. It should be something similar to the 'Nebula Chain' in Saint Seiya. Everything else Not to mention, if that chaotic chain also has the ability to hunt down powerful enemies across different time and space, its opponents will have nowhere to hide!!!"

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Zi Xing remained silent and did not express any opinions.But his heart was not peaceful at all, and it would not be an exaggeration to describe it as "waves up and down".

Now he has a deep understanding of Grandpa Zhu's shocking strength.In the past, there was only a vague concept of "very powerful" for the title of the so-called "No. [-] master in the cultivation world", but now, he has a deep and intuitive experience.

Not to mention anything else, Grandpa Zhu's "Fate-Defying God's Eye" stunt is amazing.

It is said that it is a seemingly non-aggressive move, but it has the absolute advantage of "outpowering the few"!

How many of the cultivators can "refine" their "inner demons"?If you can't practice your heart demon, you will have to go through the test of "the heart demon turns into a god" if you fall into Grandpa Zhu's trick!It's good that he can pass the "test", since then he has the right to "change his fate"... However, how many cultivators in the Six Realms dare to boast that Haikou can defeat their own "heart demon turned into a puppet"?

The puppets transformed by "heart demons" are definitely weirder and more difficult to deal with than the so-called "Heavenly Tribulation"... Well, to be honest, they are the most powerful and most frightening after they are "born" Then you can get a super perverted weapon of "Divine Soldier Level"!It is simply not letting other people hun!

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The girls' admiration for that "Grandpa Zhu" has now risen to a historical high.They also saw the horror and power of the "Fate-Defying God's Eye", and couldn't help asking Grandpa Zhu: "Grandpa, how many powerful enemies can you deal with at once with this unique move? Uh, we want to ask The most important thing is: how many 'heart demons' can you train into god puppets at the same time?"

Having the appearance of a little girl has this convenience: you can directly ask about anything you think of.There is absolutely no need to worry too much.Comparing with "children" is not in line with universal values.Otherwise, how could there be such a saying in the world as "children's speech without restraint"?

"No comment." Grandpa Zhu said, "This is one of my top secrets. If the enemy camp knows the limit number of my training 'god doll', they can calculate how much cultivation power to mobilize to besiege me together." , you can break my unique trick!...However, I can tell you a 'lower limit' number: the 'God Puppet' I practiced once, at least above two digits..."

The audience who heard such a "lower limit number" at the scene all showed shock on their faces.

It is really an "infinitely terrifying opponent".The members of the enemy camp had such a thought in their minds.