Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 378 The Days After Success...

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Chapter 378 The Days After Success...

The degree of "hypnotization" of the great ape in the spiritual illusion is getting deeper and deeper. 【 】~~

Although there is no direct evidence, both Zixing and the girls tend to believe that the illusion gave the great ape a very inhuman "hint".

Otherwise, it is impossible to explain the contradictory and terrifying scenes of the great ape with a happy and comfortable expression on its face, but at the same time starting to "poke itself".

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The behavior of the great ape at this moment is really cruel, and he doesn't regard his body as his own at all.It "forcibly" tore off a large piece from the liquefied green shield, and used it as a machete to slash at the joints of its own body.

The left tui joint was hacked [-] times in a row, and the small tui was broken with great difficulty, separating it from the whole body.Its expression is very happy, as if it has fulfilled a long-cherished wish through hard work, and it is indescribably happy.Immediately afterwards, he began to chop off the joint of his right arm...

The girls were horrified and lost their appetite.

They exchanged their impressions in a low voice.

The red girl sighed and said: "It seems that there are risks in any industry. I originally thought that 'cultivators' should be better, but I didn't expect that the industry of cultivation is not easy to hun. It seems that the big monkeys hunned to the 'Great Sage' Super cultivation base, when you are unlucky, it is really unlucky to go to grandma's house..."

Zi Xing said dumbfoundedly: "I think the cultivation industry is high-risk, do you think you want to be ordinary people?"

The black girl said solemnly: "If one day there will be no more injustice and bullying of the weak in the 'cultivation world'...it might be a good choice to be a mortal. Well, the premise is that the ' Boundless life' is reserved for us... from now on, in the infinite years, we will no longer tirelessly ask about cultivation, but instead enjoy every day's beneficial life... Isn't it okay?"

"Uh, it's not enough to change back to being a mortal and have a long life." The white girl also expressed her opinion: "At least you must have money..."

The red girl said proudly: "With our sisters' profound knowledge and strong execution ability, it is still very easy to 'get rid of poverty and become rich'?"

That tone was like a wealthy Song Dynasty official facing a group of bitter Qing Dynasty officials—in the second year of Kaixi in the Southern Song Dynasty (1206), the central fiscal revenue reached 8000 million yuan, and the national population was about 7000 million at that time.The Qing Dynasty had 1900 million taels in the 8000s, but the population was 4 million.In the Southern Song Dynasty, the purchasing power of a penny was twice that of a tael of silver in the late Qing Dynasty.More importantly, the tax rate in the Song Dynasty was lower than that in the Qing Dynasty... Therefore, wealthy Song Dynasty officials are entitled to look down on Qing Dynasty officials.Of course, the premise is that the officials of the two dynasties can get together; moreover, don't let the clean officials of the Song Dynasty meet the corrupt officials of the Qing Dynasty...

Zi Xing had experienced the hardships of making a living in his previous life, and couldn't get used to girls talking lightly, so he suddenly became motivated and "answered questions and explained things" for Zi Xing in a hurry.

She really deserves to be a girl who is extremely thirsty for knowledge. In just a short moment, they have summed up ten ways to get rich "with the characteristics of the Celestial Dynasty".Because they have mastered so many "getting rich tricks", the girls are naturally full of confidence, thinking that "making money" is a small thing, and there is no need to worry about it.

The red girl first said to brother Zi Xing: "The tenth way to get rich is 'selling kidney'..."

Zi Xing couldn't help but retort when he heard this: "How is it possible? Even if a good kidney can earn tens of thousands, how many 'kidneys' does a normal person have that are easy to sell? There are at most two kidneys in total. You can only sell one of them... how much can you dislike if you sell a good kidney?"

Facing doubts, the red girl explained calmly: "Brother Zixing, don't worry, just listen to me slowly. I want to emphasize one point: the one who can get rich is not selling one's own kidneys." There is no continuous thing, but to become an authentic "kidney slicer". 15 It is also commonly known as doing kidney transactions in the underground black market... Not to mention many, just cut one a week, and work for a year. I bought a house! Well, in the underground black market, a good kidney can be sold for at most 50 to [-] yuan. If you don’t have three or five million yuan, you can’t get a kidney source. The price difference between them can indicate how prosperous the business in the underground black market will be. There are so many hanging silks today, what should I do if I don’t have money to buy love madness for the goddess? Diaosi who have become overwhelmed will naturally choose to sell their kidneys...but serious hospitals don't need so many good kidneys, so most Diaosi have no choice but to choose to trade in the black market..."

Zi Xing was dumbfounded when he heard that, but he couldn't help admitting that the red girl said Ting made sense.

The orange girl said: "If a mortal has a good conscience and doesn't want to engage in the underground kidney cutting business, then he can choose the ninth method of getting rich: stock trading..."

Zi Xing's face was immediately covered with "black lines".Today, the low MI of the "stock market" has become a global chronic disease; the glory of the stock market has become a long history.This guy even suggested to "speculate in stocks", which is really uneasy and kind.

The orange girl then explained: "The stock speculation here is naturally not in the stock market. Hangsi doesn't have much capital, retail investors will only be cheated, and they can't play in the stock market. The stock speculation here is to speculate in the ass, that is, the stock market. Sell ​​your ass to those rich homosexuals, or women who are slack, silky, tall, handsome and rich--this way of getting money is much safer and more secure than being a kidney cutter, maybe you will fall in love with it This comes from the pleasure of chrysanthemum..."

Well, the girls still have a clear understanding of the "stock market"; but the new concept of "stock trading" they put forward has a strong smell of evil! ! !Uh-huh, they are "falling" at an astonishing speed—to put it more elegantly, they are quickly adapting to the environment of the Six Realms.

Girl Huang said: "The eighth-ranked way to get rich: fall on the road..."

Zi Xing said: "I understand this. It is commonly known as 'Pengci' in the Jianghu, right?"

The girl Huang.v nodded: "Yes, this trick is also called 'Pengci'. However, it is more convenient to blackmail and ask for compensation than the original Pengci, 'being hit by a car' on the road. If you talk about skills and fall well, you will be settled in this life. From now on, the unlucky guy who helped you will become your own son. He has to give you money, and you can see him when you are sick! —— But this kind of career is very risky , if you run into a yao.jia.xin, rush down and take a knife and slap you...there's no more fun."

The other girls "comforted" and said: "Don't be afraid! Even if you win a lottery jackpot of tens of millions, the winner may have a heart attack due to excessive excitement! Why is there no risk in this world today?!"

The green girl said: "The seventh-ranked way to get rich: Shanzhai. Shanzhai can be seen everywhere in Tianchao. The cost of copying is low, and if you encounter some 2.b goods and buy blindly with your eyes closed, Shanzhai can get rich quickly. "

The young girl said: "The sixth-ranked way to get rich: making cakes..."

Zixing couldn't understand again.But this time he learned the tricks, and instead of rushing to refute, he asked without shame: "Well, what is the idea of ​​making cut cakes?"

The young girl smiled: "It's a 'forced sale'. If you don't buy it, I will beat you together. However, those guys who set up the trap are all wearing ethnic minority costumes. It is said that they are also authentic ethnic minorities, and they all fully understand the ethnic minorities. The advantage, it will rise to the height of 'ethnic conflict' at every turn, and you didn't discuss it...Brother Zi Xing, if you have witnessed the scene of 'cutting the cake', you know what kind of 'sky-high price' that piece of cake shouted. No counter-offering is allowed), you will not be allowed to 'return' after you tasted a small piece of it!!! And those ethnic minorities are so fierce, timid friends have seen it, and there is no two tui soft , ku. The crotch is moist! So, making a sliced ​​cake is a huge profit. As long as you learn it, basically selling this piece is enough for your life! It is said that the sliced ​​cake weighs 500 tons, 40 yuan a tael, Can you figure out how much this piece is worth? . . . ”

Blue Girl: "The fifth best way to get rich: Do five.mao..."

"What is [-].mao?" Zi Xing encountered an incomprehensible noun again.

The blue girl smiled and said, "Brother Zixing, it's actually very profitable to be a [-].mao, and the name of the job is very nice, called 'Internet Commentator'——a guy who collects money to send out watering posts for Internet companies." .In fact, it’s already more than [-].mao. It is said that it has been raised to [-]mao and [-] post three years ago. These hanging silks, earning tens of thousands of yuan a day, probably don’t have much pressure..."

"Every industry is full of counterfeit scum!" Zi Xing was really touched.

Purple Girl: "The fourth best way to get rich: become an urban administrator. In all fairness, being an urban administrator doesn't have many ways to make money: you can't make a lot of money by bullying peddlers or grabbing some goods. But there is one most important thing. A good choice: to help bad developers with forced demolition..."

On this point, Zixing has his own different views: "I don't think so. In fact, doctors don't make money. If they want to do it, they should be the doctor's boss. That's the only way to make money!!!! Ordinary people in China hate Doctors, because seeing a doctor is difficult and expensive. And a medical student who has just graduated can only get a salary of 800 yuan, and his own financial situation is really not rich. The one-year bonus is gone! In fact, what everyone should hate is the people from the Medical Insurance Bureau, a group of non-medical dogs!..."

The red girl nodded: "There are too many people who hate it. All departments are the same, non-professional. Management. However, in general, doctors also have their own hateful things! A few cents for pills Minor ailments can be cured, but you have to spend hundreds of dollars to buy expensive medicines that are quite effective! Especially when you enter the gate of a hospital, they will always try their best to ask you to take a film. As long as you are afraid of death, you will die in the end. I have to spend tens of thousands of dollars for a full-body examination... All these items have a commission. How can the doctor not stand on the opposite side of the patient? There is a conflict of interest between the two..."

The white girl said: "Brother Zi Xing, I think the second best way to get rich is to forge rmb. Do you agree?"

Zi Xing nodded: "This makes sense. It's terrible, tens of thousands a day is a matter of minutes, and the risk is not too big! At worst, just do it once and leave. Put all the money in the Swiss bank!"

The girls laughed and said, "It's not that easy. The technical problems of counterfeiting .rmb can be overcome and solved, but the risk of opening up a channel to sell counterfeit goods is beyond imagination... so ordinary people regard this as an item' 'Living with your head in your head' job, no exaggeration!"

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Talking here, Zi Xing found that the girls all chose to keep silent.He couldn't help being a little strange: "Well, didn't you list the top ten tricks for getting rich? What else is it? What tricks can be ranked first on the list of getting rich?"

The girls replied in unison: "Brother Zi Xing, the number one way to get rich can only be popular abroad, and can find employers willing to pay for it. It is a very dishonorable identity, and we sisters don't bother Open your mouth."

It's okay if they don't talk about it, but the hazy and hesitant talk aroused Zi Xing's strong curiosity.

It was a rare time for Zi Xing to firmly force the girl to tell him "what kind of industry is that?"

"How about this, let's tell you the 'advertisements' in that industry, and it's up to brother Zi Xing whether you can figure it out..."

"Let's talk." Zixing accepted the move very simply.

The "Qi Ling v girls" read in unison in a collective chanting tone: "...do you have the heart to live in a hut less than 10 square meters? Do you have the heart to watch your girlfriend struggle with you for the rest of your life? Can’t afford a house? Do you have the heart to watch your parents save money and spend the little pension they have to help you repay the mortgage? This is the place to realize your dreams..."

"Join us, you will receive favorable treatment, complete equipment, free board and lodging, a pair of big pants, a pair of flip flops, and an ak47."

"Basic salary of 800 US dollars + commission, all-day mobile sea view suite, more pay for more work, as long as one vote is made, buying a property in a big city is no longer a dream, and two votes, one can enter the upper class, and direct dialogue with Obama is no longer Distance. Don’t hesitate any longer, I’ll give you a piece of sea, and I’ll give you a lifetime of miracles!…”

Ordinary people will definitely be dumbfounded + confused after hearing such an "advertisement": Can such an ordinary job advertisement make oneself among the ranks of "getting rich"?

Zi Xing benefited from a more comprehensive knowledge.At the first glance, that "advertisement" is very familiar.

Tilting his head, frowning, and thinking about it for a while, a flash of inspiration came to his mind.

Azusa was a little uncertain, and asked in a low voice: "Are you going to a foreign country to be a terrorist? That seems to be a disguised advertisement to recruit 'terrorists'..."

Seeing the girls' "laughing but not answering" expressions, Zi Xing fainted for a while.

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For the "Dialogue" between Zi Xing and the girl, "Evil Nvwa" is not interested at all.

I don't quite understand.However, even if she could understand, she didn't find it interesting.There is a huge gap in aesthetic values.

"Evil Nvwa" is more concerned about the changes that happened to the great ape.

She vaguely sensed that the great ape's act of violence, dismembering itself, was an extremely dangerous act; in it, there seemed to be a strong taste of conspiracy... She insisted that there was another mystery in it.

"Evil Nv Wa" couldn't help but said to Zi Xing: "Don't just ignore the business and talk about useless nonsense. Hey, didn't you create your own unique trick that can directly attack the enemy's spiritual level? It is used on the great ape. Let its brain fall into the extreme hunluan in the shortest time... In this way, it may be able to interrupt its self-mutilation behavior and save its life..."

Zixing still maintains a certain friendship with the great ape, and it is also appropriate to help it "within its ability".

Zixing approved the action plan proposed by "Evil Nvwa".So he concentrated and gathered his momentum, and soon, he hit a mental spell called "Sambo Luan Consciousness Sea" on the completely undefended big ape.

Successfully hit the target.

Zixing's self-created mental attack spells were originally "unnamed", and only a handful of the biggest and most proud "spiritual spells" have names.It's called "Sambo Luan Consciousness Sea". Among the similar spells that Zi Xing has mastered at this stage, it is high-end, and he can use it.

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The big ape was hit in the body by his sneak attack, and the mental level was soon affected.This can be proved by watching it take the initiative to stop "self-mutilation".

The great ape does not self-mutilate, but instead uses a very serious and serious voice, talking some "nonsense" that most audiences cannot understand——

Tall and handsome have three treasures: fungus, sports cars, and famous watches; black fungus has three treasures: colored contact lenses, spare tires, and black silk feet; poor and short have three treasures: av, toilet paper, and shove early; female gods have three treasures: why, hehe , to take a bath; Otaku have three treasures: dota, friends, broken computer; female hanging silk has three treasures: tiger back, bear waist, small eyes; female hanging silk also has three treasures: cake face, hua idiot, cute photos; male hanging silk There are three treasures: roll, tube, spare tire, and kneeling bird; male hanging silk also has three treasures: kneeling, scaring birds, and good wrist strength. ]

Spare tires have three treasures: good people, Suimen, Alipay; rotten women have three treasures: cucumber, eggplant, electric bird; ]

The government has three treasures: harmony, cross-province, and checking water meters; Zhou Jieba has three treasures: oops, yes, this hanger; good. ]

Elder sister has three treasures: clean, save money, and be nice to me; loli has three treasures: soft voice, soft body, easy to push and fall; sister Yu has three treasures: drinking, taking a bath, and eating tender grass; leader Huang has three treasures: angle, The major general has three treasures: grandpa, nose-picking, and good calligraphy; the great aunt has three treasures: warm water medicine tablets, and Shubao; the fourth mother has three treasures: Han Shao, luxury house, 45° angle. ]

A boss has three treasures: a house, a car, and a good secretary; fat paper has three treasures: warm in winter, cool in summer; thin people have three treasures: big birds, heat-resistant, and eat little. Three treasures: ditch, attractive, and good hand feeling; Zhengtai has three treasures: innocence, cuteness, and good skin; female king has three treasures: wooden horse, leather whip, and holding Liao. ]

Douban has three treasures: fighting, live broadcast harassment; Tieba has three treasures: explode, find cross-bite; Weibo has three treasures: celebrity, breaking news, fans are good; Maopu has three treasures: rogue tea sister is good...]

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