Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 395 Genius and Hooligan

"Eighteen Hells" is indeed a senior "foodie". 【 】Device: No ads, full text, more

Zi Xing casually listed two methods of making unique delicacies. Other audiences were a little disgusted, but she was "flying" and looked greedy.

While listening, it scans its eyes from time to time for those "surviving" billion-light-year bacteria.

If the "bacteria" had normal thinking ability, they would definitely be frightened by their malicious eyes.It was a look that imagined them as "delicacy" one after another, and I really wished I could "eat them alive".

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Compared with the "gourmet method" newly introduced by Zixing, the method of "brewing red wine" it used before is nothing. "Eighteen Hells" reluctantly admitted such a fact.

The "Eighteen Hells" counted: at least four more "special red wines" equivalent to the previous amount were needed to repair the "bacterial materials" needed to repair its body.The work must be done without compromise. The "Eighteen Hells" had no choice but to press the desire to taste "new delicacies", and began to brew high-quality "bacterial materials" into the "green drinks" of the second lake, the third lake....

During this period, the "Eighteen Hells" were unwilling to be lonely, and eagerly "asked" Zi Xing how to make various rare delicacies.

They are all secretly kept in my heart.Sometimes, "Eighteen Hells" also expressed some of their own views. <My own knowledge on "food culture": "There is a delicacy called 'Fengganji'. When making this kind of thing, you need a certain technique, and the speed must be very fast. This is Tibetan cuisine. Quickly pluck the cat, take out the viscera, stuff the chicken belly with seasoning, sew it up, and hang it in a ventilated place (not killed by bloodletting). At this time, the chicken must still be alive... and then it will cuckoo in the wind and snow like a wind chime 'Screaming, the scenery is spectacular..."

The "Eighteen Hells" were amazed and amazed.

It raised its own question several times (this is its unique way of exclamation): "Is there such a magical 'cooking skill' in the world? My God, I took out the whole internal organs of a chicken, It's still not dead, and it can still scream 'cuckoo'... I guess, 'chef' must have cast a spell on that ji? Otherwise, how could it be possible to do this..."

Zi Xing snorted disdainfully with his nostrils: "Please, those chefs are all ordinary people in the human world, what kind of spells do they know? Moreover, the key to making this 'air dry chicken' lies in the 'knife The word "quick". Letting a cultivator cast a spell on the 'ingredients' will more or less affect the final taste of the 'air-dry ji'..."

"That's it. If you don't use spells, then the chef you mentioned should be a master of foreign martial arts." Eighteen Hells is still unbelievable that there are such "sharp knives" in the world.

This time, Zi Xing did not deny it.He calmly said: "Perhaps, your guess is very possible. In the past, it was often heard that martial arts masters hid themselves in the city and pretended to be cooks. For example, if you have read Gu Long's novels, you would know that the relationship with Ximen Chuuxue People who are dueling, often after a move, look down at a blood hole in their chest that is bleeding, and then realize that they have been hit. I think the "seasoned chicken" is similar. The cat is gone, the internal organs have also been replaced, and only then will I understand: It’s over, I’ve been tricked, and the scary thing is that I’m still alive. There’s still a period of time to suffer from the ‘living crime’...”

Martial arts master ran to become a cook?Change your unique skill of killing people to killing ji?

The "Eighteen Hells" had a short-circuited mind, and they really couldn't understand the weird interests of those "masters".But this does not prevent it from being deeply impressed by the delicacy of "air-dried chicken", and has developed a deep interest in it.

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Zi Xing said: "There is a delicacy called 'dragon beard and chicken feet'. It is a very elegant dish. The dragon beard is the whiskers of a live carp, and the chicken feet is the middle piece of the live chicken's palm. There must be a group of limping and bipedal dishes in the backyard, and it will produce a large number of disabled animals in large quantities at the same time... a very sinister dish."

"Eighteen Hells" mumbled: "Actually, it's easy to 'remedial'. You can use spells to restore those "animals that have had their beards and feet severed" back to life. It only needs to cast a few 'restoration spells'." ..."

Zixing squinted at it contemptuously.I thought to myself: What a "child genius".How many practitioners do you think are willing to be cooks? < said: "There is a delicacy called 'living donkey'. Have you ever eaten fresh donkey meat? No matter how fresh donkey meat is, it is just a donkey that has just been killed, right? Live calling donkey is different, donkey does not need to be killed at all, it is directly from a live donkey Gouging meat out of the body. Listening to the screaming of the donkey in the back hall, the front hall is eating a certain part of the donkey as if nothing had happened. Resting meat (not the so-called 'donkey whip', don't think wrong!), eat its meat, it will come back to life. There is also the resting cattle in Chinese legends, which can also be cut and eaten for a few days Afterwards, it recovered naturally. But donkeys don’t have this kind of ability? This cruel way of eating reminds me of the cruelest punishment in the history of the Heavenly Dynasty—Ling Chi!!!”

The "Eighteen Hells" stayed for a while, then smiled and said, "I also remembered a cruel way of eating called 'Ru mao drinking blood' - the oldest way of eating by primitive people."

Think about it, there are some savages eating raw rou.Zi Xing laughed twice: "It doesn't matter how you eat it. It's delicious."

Not wanting to be entangled, Zi Xing hurriedly "get back to business": "There is a delicacy called 'roasted duck feet': live ducks are placed on a slightly hot iron plate, and the iron plate coated with seasoning is heated. Because the live duck is hot, it will Walking around on the iron plate, and then began to jump. Finally, the duck feet were cooked, but the duck was still alive, and the feet were cut off and put on the table, and the other parts of the duck were used for other purposes..."

Hearing such a delicacy of "roasted duck feet", "Eighteen Hells" was not in a hurry to praise, but instead looked at Zi Xing up and down with a half-smile look.

Zi Xing was a little uncomfortable being looked at, and couldn't help asking: "What kind of eyes are you? Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Eighteen Hells" smiled and said to him: "Mr. Zixin, as far as I know, you are the heir to the throne of a big country in the human world. It is said that many of your people think you are a noble You have a bad reputation. As for the reasons why you are regarded as a "faint king", one of the reasons is that you invented the torture of "cannon fire" to cruelly deal with your political enemies..." <The deed !I can't "take the blame" for him!

"Eighteen Hells" nodded: "I guess it should be a misrepresentation, spreading rumors. Mr. Zixin, you invented the technique of 'cannonball'. It should not be used on your fellow human beings, but to 'roast duck feet'." 'That's all. I believe you will not be a faint gentleman, but a young and promising gourmet..."

"Yes, yes." Zixing nodded repeatedly.

"I'm going to talk about a new delicacy 'Teban Turtle'. The method of this delicacy is to put the fresh turtle in the cold soup with seasoning and simmer over a slow fire. The turtle is alive. When the water gradually heats up, the turtle It will drink soup because of the heat, and the seasoning will naturally enter the body of the turtle. Gradually the fire gets hotter and hotter, and everyone who holds the chopsticks is excited when they see the turtle rolling in pain in the pot. Finally, when the turtle is cooked, the soup outside The soup that I drank with the soft-shelled turtle made the soft-shelled turtle taste like soup, so delicious..."

<It dies, but instead allows the viewer to enjoy the pleasure of slow torture...a feast for the mouth and eyes.Tsk tsk, if I have a chance, I will cook this delicacy myself. "

Zi Xing felt "chill" for a while.I thought to myself: where in the world can I find such a big "turtle" for you? !

However, after another thought: This is the world of cultivation.The most indispensable thing in this world is "monsters".And 80.00% of the "monsters" are characterized by "big size"!Well, maybe the "Eighteen Hells" can really find suitable materials for making this "Steel Turtle".

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Zi Xing said: "There is a delicacy called 'Donkey Rou'. This dish is also difficult for donkeys-the live donkey is fixed, and there is boiling old soup next to it. The eater specifies a certain part to eat, and the chef peels off the piece. Donkey skin, fresh meat. Use a wooden spoon to pour boiling soup on the piece of meat, cut it off when the meat is cooked, and serve it on a plate (don't doubt that the temperature of the 'soup' is not enough to boil the donkey .rou! Hmph, it’s okay to just boil the bones of the donkey. It’s said that most of the people who eat this dish don’t eat the vegetables for the sake of eating the vegetables, but purely to see how to water the donkey and the expression on the donkey’s face.”

Some "unfinished" smashed their mouths.

"I know countless gourmet recipes, and I can't finish talking to you for three days and three nights. If you want to know, let's find a time to talk about it some other day." Zi Xing said: "Now, let me say the last A delicacy. The name of this delicacy is called 'Hericium'. Well, it's as simple as 'Hericium'. However, the Hericium mentioned here is by no means 'Edible Hericium', but a real monkey brain. "<A square table with a hole in the middle.Several diners sit around the table, the hole in the middle is not as big as hot pot or malatang, just enough for a monkey's head to protrude.A very cute monkey was pulled out. It is said that it is a special monkey with a big head.The top of the monkey's head protruded from the small hole, and it was clamped with a metal hoop, and the hoop was very tight. When it was lightly tapped with a small hammer, the skull fell off.The monkey's brain is completely in front of the diners.At this time, some greedy people had already reached for the red and white monkey brain with a spoon, and with the scream of the dying monkey under the table, the prelude to the tragedy of eating the monkey brain raw..."

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This "monkey brain" made the girls look at each other in dismay.

Tell each other secretly: Don't propose such a "food" in front of the "Golden Mao Ape".Otherwise, maybe it will hate brother Zixing.Alas, brother Zi Xing has this bad thing about being a man of heaven and dynasty. He dares to eat anything...

The girls are wrong.

They don't know that foreigners dare to eat it too.For example, if Africans eat it, gorillas eat it and get AIDS.Heaven. Chaoren just ate a SARS. It's all!

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The "Eighteen Hells", which has always been keen on "food", has heard a lot of "food" and its production methods that have never been heard of from Zi Xing, and listened with gusto.Very enjoyable.

It asked Zi Xing curiously: "Mr. Zixin, how do you know so many recipes for 'food'? Did you figure it out by yourself? Then you are really a genius among geniuses." <Can't come out oh.Haha, the reason why I know how to make so many delicacies is because I have been to too many places. Every time I go to a strange place, I pay special attention to what local delicacies are there?And the specific method of making the food..."

"Stinky fungus" couldn't help but chattered at this time: "You are young, where have you been in the six realms? Hmph, there are more experienced practitioners than you..."

"Not necessarily." Zi Xing interrupted her, and said proudly: "Among the cultivators of the six realms, it may not be difficult to find someone who is stronger than me. But it is not so difficult to find someone who has been to more places than me. It's easy..."

Speaking of this, Zi Xing said to her with a serious face: "...Listen to where I have traveled. Let's see how many of them have been visited by you!!!... In the Celestial Dynasty Only then did I know that it is good to have only one child; when I arrived in an island country, I realized that it would be polite to refuse to admit it; only when I arrived in Korea did I know that Asian football almost drove the gods crazy; I didn’t know until I arrived in Thailand. Don’t rush to hug a beautiful woman; only when you arrive in India do you know that people have to give way to cows; You will not be able to sleep; you will not be able to sue for wrongs when you arrive in Afghanistan; you will not know that pollution will kill you until you arrive in Iraq; you will not know whether it is human life or civilians when you arrive in the Middle East. Clan. Respect is important; you don't know how proud you are to be a man until you arrive in A. La. Bo; you don't know that rat meat with a bag is also very tasty when you go to Australia..."

"...When I arrived in Germany, I realized that there is still a routine; I didn't know that being molested by others can be very romantic when I arrived in France; I didn't know that being pushed to the sky by a bull can be haha ​​when I arrived in Spain. Laughing; I didn’t know that even a beggar can play a ditty when I arrived in Austria; I didn’t know why Newton later believed in Christianity when I went to England; I didn’t know that men and men hugged each other in the streets when I went to Holland. It can also be so popular; I didn’t know that opening a bank account without $10 would be laughed at when I arrived in Switzerland; I didn’t know that I didn’t have to write a fairy tale without a draft when I arrived in Denmark; There will be no blisters on the face of pizza; only when I arrived in Greece did I know that the places where mi people are actually ruined temples; only when I arrived in Nan. Kan. de Le. Via. did not know that the sun would sleep late; it was not until Russia that there was such a large piece of land that people would not have enough to eat; it was not until Vatican. One shot will hit the bird of Rome..."

"...Only when you arrive in the United States do you know that no matter who you are, you will be shot; when you arrive in Canada, you realize that a place bigger than China has a population smaller than that of Beijing; when you arrive in Mexico, Mexico Only then did I know why Zuo Luo didn’t come out to make trouble now; I didn’t know that a river can also represent the importance of sovereignty when I arrived in Brazil; I didn’t know that Xuejia has n kinds of flavors until I arrived in Brazil; You don’t feel ashamed if you wear very little clothes; you don’t know how hard it is to turn a corner on the train when you arrive in Chile; you don’t know that knowing football can make you faint when you arrive in Argentina…”

"...When I arrived in Egypt, I realized that a tower can have so many mysteries; I didn't know the importance of saving water until I arrived in Saha. Many African countries only realize that cannibalism is actually a need at times... Only when they reach the two poles do they realize how bad it is to be anywhere..."

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"Stinky fungus" turned pale when he heard it, and was speechless for a long time.

The "Girls of Artifact Spirit" were delighted when they heard it.They have only been to a small part of the places Brother Zixing mentioned, but they have heard of most of them.Therefore, I listened intently, and admired their "brother Zi Xing" more and more.

Brother Kua Zixing, who has no mouth for girls: You are so talented...

"Praise him for 'talent'! It's better to say he's 'rich'. Without money, he can't 'eat all over the six realms'..."

"Stinky fungus" couldn't bear to hear it, and couldn't help throwing out a sour sentence: "Just a 'foodie'. What's there to be proud of?!"

Zi Xing was not annoyed, and said to her with a smile: "I am not just a 'foodie'. At least, I know how to write poetry. Do you want me to write a poem to praise you?"

"Stinky fungus" looked at him vigilantly, but didn't answer.

Zi Xing murmured to himself: "There is a well in the sky, and the sky is empty alone, and the stars fall into the sky and the rivers are reflected in the eyes. The small streams and springs reflect the flowers, and the isolated islands of Songjiang have a maple leaf. The South China Sea is full of apricots by the lake, and the cherry blossoms are all vermilion. There is no sound. Immortals The beauty in the valley, the island where food is exhausted. Love becomes a dream. Wild geese fly freely in Xisai Mountain, and small bridges soak in fragrant gardens. Withered vines and empty orchids in Wuyuan, Li's eyebrows. The universe is full of spring."

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"Stinky fungus" can't hear the mystery of Zi Xing's poem?He couldn't help curling his lips and said, "That's about the average level."

But the girls heard some "dao dao".

He really deserves to be called "Brother Zi Xing who is knowledgeable".I don't know how many movies of the island country I have to watch before I can casually embed the names of a bunch of famous "nv. You" into poems like him.

The girls couldn't help laughing, and burst out laughing one after another.

"Stinky fungus" suddenly realized that there must be no good words in Zi Xing's poem.But she couldn't think of a way out of it, so she could only stare at Zi Xing angrily, and cursed: "Stinky rascal! There must be nothing good to say!"

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