Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 413 Entering the heaven by mistake and seeing the magic flower

According to the pre-estimation of the Qiling girls, it is not the most optimistic estimate. This passive trip to the "land of lore" will soon "return with a full load". 【_】

The facts are obvious.The biggest enemy between them and brother Zixing is the "stinky fungus".However, "Stinky Fungus" was actually stolen by them with the "Second Master Soul" under the wrong circumstances, and their strength was greatly damaged, and they were no longer their opponents.The girls' self-confidence exploded.

But the girls also understand that there is one thing to be careful about: they are afraid that the "stinky fungus" will be completely angered by the theft of the "second master soul", and they will be determined to do their best - it is enough to cause headaches.

It is necessary to avoid fighting with "Stinky Fungus", and the girls do not intend to let "Stinky Fungus" see the "Second Main Soul", so as not to over-stimulate her...

So the best way is to keep the "stinky fungus" in a state of confusion for as long as possible.

With "cunning, sinister, sinister" smiles, the girls carefully selected n "spiritual attack bombs" from the "storage space" - they were going to invite a certain fungus to drink a pot...

Originally under the mental attack of Zi Xing, "Stinky Fungus" just stood there in a daze with a confused face.

After being locked on by the girls on the "bombing bomb", she began to break the silence, talking nonsense sadly——

"...Human beings can't hold their breath. Suicide. At most, you will lose consciousness. In the end, the lungs will continue to breathe automatically. The life span of a 'right hand' is nine years longer than that of a 'left hand' The liver has more than 500 functions. If the human dn is expanded, the length can go back and forth to the moon three thousand times. There are about 550 eyebrows on one side..."

"...The human body is about 40 times the weight of the brain? The human brain weighs about 1400 grams in three pounds, but about 900 grams in two pounds is water? If you freeze and dehydrate a person like coffee, the remaining weight is only 90% It's the real you, and the other 10% are parasitic. Sexual. Animal..."

"...sniffing bananas and/or green apples can make people lose weight by smelling them instead of eating them? Humans breathe about 7 million times a year? Humans breathe 16 quarts of air about 100 liters per minute? Fortunately, it doesn't cost money... …If you sneeze too hard, your ribs may be broken, but if you don’t sneeze, you may die from the rupture of blood vessels in your brain or neck. When you sneeze, a Westerner standing next to you will say "God bless you" , Because when you sneeze, your heart will pause for a hundredth of a second. It's dangerous... You can't sneeze with your eyes open. The speed of sneezing is as high as 600 kilometers per hour? The air speed of sneezing exceeds 966 kilometers per hour? [-] kilometers per hour? ..."

"...if an external force keeps the eyelids open, the eyeballs may fall out...the human body has more than 17 muscles, only 42 are needed to smile, 42 are needed to frown, and 4 are needed to frown when you hate someone However, it only takes 200 muscles to reach out and knock his head, and more than 295 muscles are needed to blink a single eye... The most powerful muscle in the human body is the tongue? The texture of each tongue is different. The lifespan of taste buds is ten days. A person swallows an average of 3 times for a meal... People who eat too much will lose their hearing. The amount of saliva in a day exceeds 3.4 pints, about 45450 liters? The average amount of saliva in a person's life is about [-] gallons, about [-] liters, which is enough to fill a full Two swimming pools. A grown male sweats enough to fill six soda cans a day..."

"...wearing earphones for an hour can increase the bacteria in the ears by 700 times. The small lumps of meat protruding from the temples in front of the ears are called ear beads. The hair of an adult can be stretched by 25% without breaking? If you can't pull this Does the level mean that the hair is not healthy enough? Smart people have more copper and zinc in their hair..."

"...laughter is aerobic exercise? It exercises the diaphragm and increases the body's oxygen consumption rate. Laughter lowers stress hormones while strengthening the immune system..."

"...fingernails grow four times faster than toenails. Thumbnails grow the slowest and middle fingernails the fastest. The white part at the base of the fingernail is called the crescent...Your stomach grows one every two weeks A new layer of mucus, otherwise it will digest itself... Humans grow a new layer of skin every month. A person loses 40 pounds of skin about 1 kilogram in a lifetime..."

"... People turn orange when they eat too many carrots. The brain is more active when sleeping than when watching TV. More calories are burned while sleeping than when watching TV. If the bedroom is too cold, sleep is prone to nightmares... "

“……如果连续吼叫年7个月又6天，产生的声音能量正好可以加热一杯咖啡。如果连续放屁6年9个月，释放出气体的能量相当于一颗原子弹。用头撞墙消耗的热量是每小时150大卡……”

“……人类心脏的压力可以将血液打到30呎高的地方。人一天心跳超过十万次。女性到72岁时心脏已经跳了25亿次。人体每天制造2000亿个血小板。人类胚胎在三个月大时就有指纹了。小孩在春天长得比较快。婴儿出生的时候没有膝盖，要直到26岁才会长出来。脚底板的长度跟前臂手腕到手肘内侧刚好一样……”

"...human teeth are as hard as stone. Human beings are born with 300 bones and grown to only 206. Human thigh bones are stronger than cement. The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone. The most sensitive fingers in the human body It's the index finger... Human pupils can dilate by 45% when seeing something we like. Our eyeballs are the same size from birth, but our noses and ears keep growing. Humans blink more than 400 times a day? Humans a year Blinks about [-] million times. Women blink almost twice as much as men. Women see better in the dark than men..."

“…Women’s favorite bedroom color is blue and men’s white? Men can read smaller print than women? But women’s hearing is better? Women’s heart beats faster than men’s. People can’t lick themselves Elbow..."

"...if you have an itchy throat, scratch your ear! When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it causes a reflex in the throat, causing a muscle spasm that relieves the itching. The right ear is better at listening than the left Rhythm of conversation, and the left ear is better at hearing the tune of music."

"...German researchers have found that coughing during injections relieves the pain of needles—a trick that causes a sudden, temporary rise in intrathoracic and spinal pressure that inhibits the pain-transmitting tissues of the spine. A simple, quick A cheap and cheap way to relieve sinus pressure is to push your tongue against the mouth area from time to time, then press your brow with a finger... When you lie on your right side, the stomach is higher than the esophagus, allowing stomach acid to flow to the esophagus. Throat. And when lying on your left side, the stomach is lower than the esophagus, so gravity works in your favor..."

"...you can cure your toothache without opening your mouth! You just need to rub a piece of ice on the tiger's mouth. Compared with the situation without ice, this method can reduce the pain by 50%. The nerves in the tiger's mouth will be Stimulates an area of ​​the brain that blocks pain signals from the face and hands... When you accidentally burn your finger, clean the skin immediately and apply ice. Ice will relieve your pain quickly. This natural method can Make your burnt skin return to normal temperature, make the skin less prone to blisters... Do you feel dizzy after drinking too much? Please hold your hand on a stable object. The tactile sensation from the stable object gives the brain a second judgment and makes you more A sense of balance..."

"...pinching your nose and tilting your head back is a good way to stop a nosebleed...if you don't mind being choked with your positive blood. A more civilized way: put some cotton under your gums. Just behind your cock, and press hard on it. Most bleeding comes from the front of the diaphragm, so pressing on the cock will help stop the bleeding... How to calm down first date jitters? Blow on your thumb, this will bring your heart rate back to normal..."

"...eating too much ice cream too quickly can give some people a feeling of brain chill. The reason is that the nerves in the jaw get so cold that your body thinks your brain is frozen too, causing 'ice cream headaches'. To counteract For this effect, you can use the flat tongue to stick to the palate, the larger the coverage, the better the pain will disappear as soon as you use it..."

"...if your hands are numb while driving or sitting in a strange position for a long time, please shake your head from side to side. This will painlessly dispel your numbness within 1 minute...if you are desperate to take Go back to the 25 cent coin at the bottom of the pond, and take a few short, powerful breaths. When you're underwater, it's not the lack of oxygen that makes you desperate to breathe, but the increase in carbon dioxide that makes your blood acidic, thus Sends bad signals to your brain. And when you breathe hard, the infusion of oxygen lowers the acid in the blood..."

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The girl is very satisfied with her "strengthening work" on the chaotic brain of a certain "stinky fungus".They are all good at "adding insult to injury".

The only pity is that there is no "audience" at the scene to appreciate the "ugliness" of the "stinky fungus" full of nonsense - the girls regard the "ugly appearance" of the stinky fungus as the fruit of their labor.

From the girls' point of view, the chaos in the "stinky fungus" brain will last at least half an hour, enough for everyone to evacuate from the "killing place" calmly.

Don't worry about safety for now.

……

As it turns out, the girls were optimistic too soon.

The world is impermanent, always full of unknowable accidents.

Zi Xing and his party are just about to control the "Phantom" and leave the "Land of Killing".Suddenly, a burst of power suddenly appeared, and quickly enveloped the entire lore.

Zi Xing was taken aback, and the first thought that popped into his head was: Could it be that another master of cultivation appeared and used a big move to seal off the entire "Land of Killing" to prevent the "Phantom" from leaving with them? ?

The girls were quicker than Zi Xing this time.They were taken aback for a moment, and then their faces showed surprise.The girls said in unison: "It's the golden-haired great ape! My God, its strength has soared countless times... We can't see through the low line of its strength at all. It's really 'unfathomable'! !!"

The shock in Zi Xing's heart immediately turned around, no longer worrying about "enemy attack", and turned to being surprised that the strength of the great ape at its peak is so terrifying! ! !

That's right!

It must be that the "Golden Retriever Great Ape" finally understood the "future" after a period of "enlightenment" and truly reached the Dzogchen realm of "integration of three lives".

Just as he was sighing, the "Eye of Primordial Meng", which had been opened, keenly caught a golden light flashing extremely fast from his mind.

Soon Zi Xing saw clearly that what was wrapped in the golden light was indeed the "Golden Haired Ape".With such a huge body of the great ape, shrunk in the golden light, it didn't make people feel any disharmony.

The golden-haired great ape ignored Zi Xing and the girl and his party, and jumped out of the "Phantom" directly, and went to the center of the "Lore Land".

The part of the "billion light-year bacteria" that surrounded the "Phantom Puppet" seemed to feel a great pressure the moment the great ape appeared, and voluntarily dispersed...

The golden-haired ape had no time to pay attention to them, but stared fixedly at the sky of the "land of lore" with a pair of big eyes.

At this moment, its expression became very strange.According to Azusa Xing's judgment, it looks like a "sorrowful and indignant" expression...

Strange, has the great ape been here before?How to become such a "bitter and bitter" appearance?The "fire of gossip" in Zi Xing's heart was blazing.

The mystery was soon revealed.The golden ape has never been a character who can hide his thoughts.

I saw it let out a piercing long hiss full of grief and indignation.

When the long hiss reached the highest decibel level, the great ape started its "Blood and Tears Complaint": "...Which bastard hiding in the dark brought me here?! A stinky thief with a hidden head and tail!! Do you think I will repeat the mistakes of the past? Hey, so what if I returned to the place where I was defeated? I have regained the strength of the peak period. Even if I can’t fight, who can choose to retreat? Down?……"

Hearing its roar, Zi Xing suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.It seemed that a great misfortune that was closely related to him was about to fall on him... What is going on? ? ?

...Suddenly, the big ape roared to the point of sadness, and his voice suddenly climbed to a new historical height: "Those enemies who are plotting against me, you think that if you get me to the 'heaven', you will have home court advantage, so you want to fight again!" Beat me at once? That was a dream! What if I came to the 'Heaven Realm'? Look at me turning the lore of the Heaven Realm into an endless hell..."

Zi Xing was secretly shocked.It can be said that it is "dumbfounded".

This place turned out to be the "Heaven Realm"? !

Zi Xing has also learned before: in the six realms of heaven, human, hell, hungry ghost, animal, and asura, each has a "sacred place".

A certain "stinky fungus" hopes to finally achieve the goal of connecting the six worlds by deploying in the "lore land" of the six worlds...

But Zi Xing never thought that the "lore place" he came to now is the place in the heaven.

In other words, they have already arrived at the mysterious "Heaven Realm" on the "Phantom", which is unbelievable...

Zi Xing's mood became quite complicated.Heaven, here is a princess who has an indistinct relationship with him, and there is a "Lord of Heaven" who doesn't want to see him... I am very worried, what should I do if I meet Longji or "Emperor Haotian" in this world? face?

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The golden-haired great ape's hatred for the "heaven" has reached the point of "absolutely loathing"! ! !

Turning this part of the "heaven" into "hell", the golden-haired great ape is not just "casual talk".

This square of heaven and earth brings it a very uncomfortable sense of insecurity, and it must be changed so that it can feel at ease in its heart.

……

The hair on the body of the golden-haired great ape suddenly fell off one after another.

The shed hairs did not turn into "monkeys and monkey grandchildren", but coincidentally turned into blood-red, extremely coquettish flowers...

The girls couldn't help muttering: "Come out with so many flowers!" ! !When did this big monkey become so romantic? ? ?

Zi Xing was more knowledgeable than them. When he saw those dazzling flowers like blood, his face changed suddenly, and he blurted out: "The Bana Flower! It's actually the Bana Flower that is said to only bloom in hell..."

The other shore flower is a kind of stuff full of meaning.

There is a touching legend, it is said that after death, a person first goes to the gate of ghosts, and after passing the gate of ghosts, there is a road called Huangquan Road.There are large tracts of Bianhua flowers blooming on the road, which looks like a carpet of blood from a distance.Huangquan Road is known as the road of fire because of its fire-like bonus.

The other shore flower is a flower that blooms on Huangquan Road.When the flowers of the other bank bloom, you can't see the leaves, and when you have leaves, you can't see the flowers.Miss each other and cherish each other forever.

Such reincarnation and the flowers and leaves will never meet each other, and it also has the meaning of sad love that will never be able to meet.According to the Buddhist scriptures, "The Bana flower blooms for 1000 years and falls for 1000 years. The flowers and leaves will never meet. Love is not cause and effect, fate is destined to life and death."

The other side flower, the tenderness of the devil - the other side flower is a legendary flower that voluntarily threw itself into hell, was sent back by all the demons, but still lingered on the road to the underworld, the demons couldn't bear it, so they agreed to let her drive on this road, to give the souls who left the human world a Guidance and comfort.

... The flowers on the other side bloom on the other side, weeping alone in the dark, and the beautiful flowers will not be returned.Who will bear to leave in this world?Huang Quan clenched tears all the way.The leaves fall and the flowers bloom alone, reincarnated from generation to generation, and the flowers and leaves are empty and sad.Don't sigh that the soul in the world is bleak, how do you know that life and death are far away from each other!

... Life after life goes wrong and doesn't see each other, and life after life reincarnates with blood.I can only see the flowers blooming but the leaves are hard to see, and Huangquan is leading each other all the way.

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The ominous premonition in Zi Xing's heart became stronger and stronger.

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