Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 415 The Chaotic Emotional World

The Qi Ling girls did not know about the emotional entanglement between Zi Xing and Princess Longji because they had followed Zi Xing's brother for too short a time. 【 | 】

On the contrary, "Evil Nuwa" has been dealing with Zi Xing for a longer time. Although she didn't pay attention to his related matters, she also knew about his relationship with Long Ji.

Heard the girls whispering with the "Second Master Soul" about that beautiful girl?The girls' extremely unreliable guesses made "Evil Nuwa" a little dumbfounded.

It must be unreliable!I really don't know what the brain structure of girls is like?A group of gifted children...

After the previous oolong of "Golden Retriever Ape" and "Stinky Fungus", the girls became "conservative" this time.They never thought that Long Ji and "Brother Zi Xing" would be emotionally entangled.

As for why a weak, slender and beautiful girl like Longji can appear in the "Heaven Realm"?It is the topic that the girls are now studying.The orange girl first tentatively raised a question: "Let's analyze it: Is that beautiful girl a "outside room" secretly raised by a certain master of cultivation in the heaven? one type……"

The red girl's "Three Views" are not so dark, and she said: "No. I heard that those 'powers' who have been famous for a long time in the cultivation world are horribly ugly, and they are keen to play with their personalities. 'Underground. Lover', the pressure is huge, I'm afraid that appearance will make them unable to open their legs..." She dared to say anything.

The blue girl couldn't help but weakly put forward her own opinion: "However, the cultivation powers of the heavens are all well-known super celebrities in the six realms. They are very influential and appealing... Maybe this is very important to ordinary people. Girls are attractive?"

The purple girl snorted: "Celebrities are amazing, aren't they? There are too many celebrities to be worthless. You haven't heard a piece of "Classic" that makes fun of it——Zhang Jie took Xie Na to swim in Zhou Xing Pool, Suddenly, Xie Ting. Feng was hung up, and Ma Tian. Jie held Zhou Hua's sword and stepped on Zhou Jie's wheel, flew over Zhao Benshan, passed through Cai Yilin, crossed Pan Changjiang, snatched back Xie Na, and returned to Guo Fu's city .A Ren Xian flag was also hung in the city..."

The other girls laughed.

"Then, that beautiful girl is not an outhouse of cultivation and power. But how can she wander around in the heavens? She must have a strong background?" the young girl asked.

"It's not necessarily the 'Xiaomi' who is capable of cultivation." Huang Girl said: "Looking at her frail appearance, it is very unusual for her to have a powerful cultivation horse... ..."

"My point of view: everything is possible. The possibility of Xiaomi is neither certain nor impossible." The black girl said: "Don't look at this girl who looks pure and charming. The more she is like this, the more she will be. It is possible to become someone else's 'Xiao Mi'. It is the most unreliable to analyze a person's nature by looking at his appearance. For example, I will tell you that 'the fragrance of the soil after the rain' is actually 'actinomycetes' ?I will tell you that the "sunshine breath" of the quilt that has been dried is actually baked mites? Will I tell you that real roses are dozens of times uglier than Chinese roses? Will I tell you that ramen is actually very similar to roundworms? ?I will tell you that eating mussels is actually the reproductive glands of the people who eat them? I will tell you that studying "biology" is to destroy mood and appetite?!...So, just look at the surface No way. Heh, if I don’t say anything, what I’m talking about is very romantic?”

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Zi Xing didn't know how to deal with Long Ji, and after listening to the girls' messy discussions, he couldn't help but laugh.

However, the slightly heavy mood was interrupted by them, and it was unexpectedly greatly relieved.

To be honest, Zi Xing is not at all disgusted with the mischievous behavior of the girls, and feels quite kind.Because when he was a student, he also liked playing poor with his teacher the most.

I remember that year after the broadcast of "Water Margin", the theme song became popular all over the country.One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does the river flow?Zi Xing and a group of naughty boys are unwilling to be lonely.Zixing played the "leading battle", stood up suddenly and sang: the river flows eastward.The teacher frowned, ignored him in order to maintain his demeanor, and continued: How many stars are there in the sky?Another student in the class sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper.The teacher was short of breath: Get out of here!Student: Let's go if we say go.The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?Student: You have everything, I have everything!Teacher: Try saying one more sentence...Student: When you see injustice on the road, yell!Teacher: Believe it or not, I will beat you up?Student: Take action when it's time to do so... Teacher Anger: I will let you drop out of school!Student: Breaking into Kyushu in a hurry! ! !

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So, no matter how much the girls can make trouble, it won't really arouse Zi Xing's disgust.Birds of a feather flock together.All of the same color.

However, we are about to meet Longji, what kind of attitude will the other party show when they see him?When Zi Xing thought of this question, he panicked.

Seems to have sensed Zixing's mood swings, and the kind "Frame" reminded him——

Zi Xing, in fact, even if Princess Longji enters the "Land of Death", she will not be able to see you.The reason why the golden-haired ape spared no effort to forcefully open up a "small hell" in this "heaven" was also from the perspective of protecting its own safety.Well, you can completely regard this "miniature hell" that is appearing now as an "absolute domain", which belongs to the "absolute domain" of the great ape... Azusa, don't tell me that you don't even know that the "absolute domain" is a magic horse. Understand?Halo, in vain was despised by the "frame" in disguise.

How can you not understand?It was not for nothing that Zi Xing read so many fantasy novels in his previous life.

The Absolute Domain is nothing more than a "miniature world" created by a strong cultivator.In this miniature world, the cultivator is like the "Creator God" as the supreme being, who can formulate all the rules in the miniature world...

According to legend, there are only a handful of practitioners who can cultivate the "Absolute Domain".Even if a "sage" has entered the absolute domain, he can only find ways to "get out of the body" and dare not hope to defeat the master of the domain.

The only way to defeat the "Lord of the Absolute Domain" is to break his "Absolute Domain" first...

From the "frame", knowing that the big ape turned the "lore place" into a "miniature hell" is just a "puppet", in fact, it has turned this place into its "absolute domain", Zi Xing can't help secretly "This big monkey is also quite cunning."Putting on the posture of wreaking havoc in the enemy's territory of "Heaven Realm", but secretly getting a big "insurance" for himself first.That "absolute domain" can basically guarantee the personal safety of the great ape...

Zi Xing then figured it out: the "absolute domain" of the great ape must have had the function of blocking the "spiritual prying" of cultivators, so "frame" concluded that Long Ji could not see the "killing place" A certain "enemy" in ".

Although the embarrassment of facing Longji has been postponed, Zi Xing is still not at ease.

He felt that the fate between himself and Longji was not only "bad fate", but could even be described as "ridiculous bad fate".

How to ask "ridiculous"? The joke of "the ant marries the elephant" can fully explain this "absurd feeling"-the elephant died shortly after the ant married the elephant.While burying the elephant, the ant cried bitterly: "Honey, why did you leave so early, I don't have to do anything else in my life, just bury you!"

Hmm, I got a little off topic...

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However, the "stimulation" received this time was too strong and too sudden, and it was still difficult for Zi Xing to control the trend of his thoughts.

Chicken feathers all over the floor!Covered in chicken feathers!

Probably because her social status in her previous life was that of an "otaku", Zi Xing has seen too many "hanging silk" lose out with "tall, handsome and rich" girls.Therefore, Zi Xing lacks any confidence in the "ethics" of the opposite sex.

Thinking too "realistic" is not good!Now it's his turn to get into trouble with his "emotional problems", and Zi Xing's imagination always develops in the direction of "seeking abuse"...

It was as if he had fallen into a bizarre and absurd dream, his thoughts were chaotic, and all kinds of messy "pictures" appeared in his mind.

One of the most representative ones is this——

A certain Zi Xing looks familiar to a comprehension woman who looks a bit like Longji, a bit like Nuwa, and a bit like "stinky fungus".As for the dream, "unreasonable" is called "normal" appeared.The night was gloomy, after this cultivator opened a room with a certain "Gao Shuaifu" from the cultivation world, Gao Shuaifu sat by the bed and took a deep puff of a cigarette...

"Junior Junior Sister, here is a gift for you. You might like it." Gao Shuaifu said to the comprehension woman with his face sideways, his deep eyes staring forward, pretending to be cool.

"What is it?" The comprehension woman was looking at Gao Shuaifu's well-defined face and strong muscles with a look that was similar to infatuation but she didn't know it.

"It's nothing, it's just a mobile phone." After all, he took out a white box from his crotch like a magic trick, and don't ask why he put the gift in that place? .

That's an i4!

The cultivator suppressed her emotions as much as possible, not wanting Gao Shuaifu to see her gaffe.But her breathing has clearly accelerated, at least a hundred times faster than usual.Don't question Azusa: Why does a mobile phone make a comprehensible woman so excited!This is a dream!He decides his dreams! ! !

Gao Shuaifu still did not look at the comprehension girl, and continued: "The women around me should not be too shabby." A simple sentence was too domineering, the comprehension girl admitted that at that time "the softest part of her heart was hit "He's so cool, this is the charm of Gao Shuaifu, a girl who has never seen the world will never be able to bear this kind of "aura".

But the self-cultivation girl thinks she has dignity and uses Zixing's point of view to comment. This is a typical "want to be a bitch, but also to establish a chastity. Jie. Archway", she tried to resist.

"I've already seen a Diao Si, I can't betray him, and I can't betray myself. He said that as soon as he gets the 'money for moving bricks' this month, he will borrow money to buy me an i4." Money moving bricks! ! !Why not say "the money for selling blood"?Can it be worse?

Gao Shuaifu sneered, a very cold laugh, the comprehension woman couldn't help shivering.She also subconsciously knew that the other party would never believe her words: she was staying in the same room as "a lonely man and a widow" with her! ! !If you have no other ideas, why come here? ? ?

"Can a brick-moving dog give you happiness?!" Gao Shuai pointed out sharply.

The comprehension woman's nose was sore, her tears were spinning, and her heart was filled with grievance.Yes, she was fed up with the 5230 days without enough food and clothing.

"Listen to me, it will be dawn soon." Gao Shuaifu saw tears in her eyes, maybe he felt distressed, or maybe he felt that "there is an opportunity" and victory is in sight, so he immediately changed his expression - if you want to be more considerate, How thoughtful!

But the comprehension girl still can't obey, and there is only one reason left on the table: I really don't want to deny my conscience. "I still can't. Whenever I think of Diao Si, I betrayed him, my heart will be very sad, he is so pitiful!"

At this time, Gao Shuaifu smiled mysteriously with the kind of smile that he had in his chest... Lit a soft China, and said slowly: "Wan, Diao Si is masturbating at this moment, it's cool. You, don't worry if he doesn't." The way to vent!" A terrifying and fierce attack, a fatal thunderous blow!

What the heck... so dirty!It's disgusting!Well, it seems that a comprehension woman is unable to face such a problem rationally.Frankly, this is a really serious question.For example, isn't there a former leader of Treasure Island who was imprisoned for corruption?During this period, he was not feeling well, so he went to the designated hospital for a "physical examination" in a criminal vehicle.Turns out there were three tiny "blood clots" in the prostate...not fatal.The former leader was relieved, thought about it, and came to a conclusion: the reason for the bleeding in the prostate was because after he was imprisoned, a "camera" was installed in the prison cell, which prevented him from expressing his desire... ...The implication is that if there is no "camera" installed, he will vent out by masturbating himself...

Therefore, "jerking off" can also become a very serious topic that is "good for the body and mind" and prevents blood clots in the prostate.But when a comprehension woman thinks about problems, she is definitely not as comprehensive as the former leader and has not experienced "skin pain".The cultivator felt that she no longer believed in Diao Si.

She was overwhelmed by Jizhi's tall, handsome and rich, and she no longer struggled in her heart, lying on the snow-white sheets, posing a look of "revolutionary martyrs ready to die generously". "Be gentle..."

"Little fool, never doubt my skills..." Gao Shuaifu all have the self-confidence that has been battle-tested.The comprehension woman closed her eyes tightly, and then——

The "picture" in Zixing's mind went black...

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As if waking up from a long "nightmare", Rao Zixing, who was so bold and open-minded, was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.

The girls noticed that their "Brother Zi Xing" looked strange, and asked him what's wrong with concern.

Zixing let out a heavy breath, clenched his fists, and said viciously: "I suddenly remembered a fable that is qualified to be regarded as a classic textbook by lovers all over the world!!!"

The girls looked at each other in dismay, wondering why Brother Zixing thought of some weird "fables" at this time?

But he couldn't help being curious, and quickly asked, "Is it the fable of the horse?"

Zi Xing said with a strange expression: "...a big boa constrictor and a small poisonous snake are friends. One day they found a huge tortoise on the side of the road. The snake brother thought, such a big one is a delicious meal. The boa constrictor Said: I will deal with him. So the boa constrictor used its unique skills to wrap its body tightly around the big tortoise. When the crisis came, the big tortoise had already retracted its body into its shell, no matter how much the boa constrictor entangled it, it could not Hurt the big tortoise. The discouraged boa constrictor crawled to the side panting. The big tortoise cautiously exposed its head. The moment he exposed its head, the little poisonous snake bit the tortoise's head like lightning, and the big tortoise quickly retracted. But a few minutes later, the big tortoise died of poisoning. Boa constrictor: Wow! I spent so much effort but failed to hurt the tortoise, but you did it easily. The little poisonous snake said: because I know its vitals ... But don't get too excited. There is still a problem: the big tortoise is still shrunk in its shell after death! Both snakes are devouring animals, and they can't take off the shell of the turtle, so they have to feel disgruntled. left……"

Is this over?

The girls were all dumbfounded.

Can't tell which point in this "fable" involves "emotional issues"?Why did brother Zixing insist that this fable can become a classic teaching material for lovers all over the world?

Quickly continue to ask for advice.

Zi Xing concluded: "Have you heard this and didn't feel any sense? This story tells us: Even if you are good at stalking, you may not be able to get that girl, you have to understand that girl. This story also tells us: If you If you can't take off that chick's clothes, don't bother trying to get her."

The girls are absolutely down!