Rebirth of King Zhou

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"When did brother Zi Xing become so clumsy?"

Although the Qiling girls didn't have a good impression of Longji, they also tended to think that Zixing's response was too unattractive this time.Its "roughness and violence without technical content" is like a girl asking her boyfriend "What do you like about me?" But the boyfriend replied stiffly: "I like you to stay away from me..."

It's too, too, too, too... so unlevel.

How to speak is considered a level?Girls are also quite researched on this issue.

Let me give you an example. In a training course for cadres, a professor who taught "Public Relations" asked a question: If you ask the girl you like for dinner and you have to go to the bathroom, how do you say it politely?Section-level cadre: I'm going to take a pee.Professor: That's impolite.Department-level cadre: I'll go and make things easier, and I'll be right back.Professor: That's okay.Department-level cadre: I'm going to shake hands with a brother. I hope to have the opportunity to introduce him to you tonight... The professor praised: This is what is called level!

... So, speaking with people is indeed an art.

When this "art" rises to "little cleverness", it can easily make liars cry! ! !

The girls had this experience in another time and space—when they received a phone call from a scammer, they could make the other party feel bad just by moving their mouths.The specific method is as follows -

1. After receiving a text message from a scammer asking you to remit money, don’t delete it in a hurry.Write down which bank his card number belongs to, and log in to the business hall of this bank, enter the card number of the scammer, and fill in the password casually - as long as there are 3 mistakes, this card will not be able to carry out any transactions within 24 hours ( is frozen).If you are interested and have time, you can repeat the above steps to annoy the liar until he has to abandon the old card number and open an account again in the bank! ! !

2. First find out the city where the scammer’s mobile phone number is located, then find a homosexual dating site in that city, register an account, and leave the mobile phone number in the contact information (嘠嘠嘠...).

3. Post on the local housing rental website: two bedrooms and one living room in the city center, monthly rent of 300, hurry up. 24 hours boot.Contact number xxxxxxxxxxxx - also leave that number.

4. The personal experience of the Qi Ling girls is not the most amazing.They had heard that a bank employee also received a text message "Please remit the money to xxxxxx account".The bank clerk remitted 1 cent each time according to the account number.This is fun: According to the bank's relevant business charging regulations: every time a small transaction is completed, 2 yuan will be deducted from the payee's account (choose "payee pays the handling fee" when remittance, 2 yuan per transaction) ... …When I remitted more than 1 yuan in a row, I finally received a message from the recipient: Don’t send any more money, more than 200 has been deducted, you are an expert!Tell us how to live!

Look, this is the standard "eloquence and means" that girls appreciate.

Brother Zi Xing could have done a better job than the case they gave, but just now it was really ugly and fell short of standards...

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The Qi Ling girls secretly slandered Brother Zi Xing's performance here, and Zi Xing on the other side also experienced a great change in his heart.

It cannot be said that it was Longji's questioning, which made him feel ashamed so much that he wanted to "think about his mistakes behind closed doors".It was the information that "Frame" suddenly reported to him, which surprised him deeply.

[... Azusa, the information I have collected shows that Long Ji entered the "Land of Extinction" this time purely to help you.She was just 'passing by' at first, and didn't intend to stop over... because she accidentally used 'Ming Di' to hear your voice coming from the 'Land of Killing', so she changed her mind temporarily... It can also be said that she came here specially Looking for you...]

Zi Xing was in a daze.

The truth turned out to be like this?

When he was still having a headache how to avoid a certain savage princess in the heavenly world threatening him, blackmailing him, and torturing him with his own flesh and blood, the other party was delighted to be able to meet him again in the heavenly realm, thinking only of "helping him"... What did Zi Xing do? If you don't have a heart of stone, comparing the two, saying that you have a clear heart is not in line with the objective facts.

Feelings similar to "guilt" are quite uncomfortable...

But Zi Xing also has his side of "dead chicken and stubborn mouth" that he never loses.He retorted against "Frame" in his mind: "She, what can she do to help me? She even went to the 'Lore Land' to find me! If you say this, who will believe it?! Frame, your intelligence work is getting better and better. It's getting worse..."

"Frame, don't forget the most important point: I'm the protagonist!!!" Zi Xing's last sentence of "drawing the dragon and pointing the sky" is really "righteous"! ! !

No wonder he is full of confidence. He has read so many martial arts novels, popular novels, dog. truth").

As we all know, there is an irrefutable law in the world of novels—the law of the protagonist's immortality.

If the protagonist dies in a martial arts novel, there are only two reasons: 1. He is not the real protagonist, but a pseudo-protagonist (such as Zhang Cuishan, who took up one-fifth of "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji" for nothing); 2. He is not the real protagonist. The only protagonist (like Xiao Feng).

So it can be further concluded that the "supporting actors" want to kill the protagonist in the novel world (the real and only handsome and unrestrained male number one in Yushu Lin, elegant and dignified), obviously, this is an impossible task.

As experienced martial artists, "supporting actors" certainly have not heard of the "Law of Immortality of the Protagonist".The supporting actors even know: this law has never failed in history! ! !

If there are "supporting actors" who don't believe in evil and hope to act "against the sky", challenge the authority of the protagonist and challenge the welfare of the protagonist, is there really no hope of success at all?

Well, let's see how far we can go?

First of all, the "supporting actor" took advantage of the fact that the male number one was still in the rookie stage, and hit him on the chest with a fierce iron palm, causing him to spurt blood and fall to the ground.When he was about to step forward and step on it again, according to the traditional plot, suddenly "Cheng Yaojin came out halfway", and a mysterious person appeared to rescue the wounded.

Logically speaking, the palm of the supporting role killed even a cow on the spot!But you know, the injury is the protagonist!Next, he will definitely be fed with big redemption pills and small redemptive pills, and then a master will inject a stream (or n shares) of strong true energy into his body, or he has already practiced the magic of the silkworm or the tortoise. Breathing guns are a kind of magical skill, in short, they can't die, and they are blessed by misfortune, so their martial arts are advancing by leaps and bounds, and they will soon be able to compete with the big villain.

The main character seeks revenge from the supporting character.This time, after three days and three nights of hard work, the "supporting actor" managed to use "luck" to penetrate the sword deeply into the vital parts of the protagonist.Do you think you should die this time?Otherwise, the protagonist is still alive.

"The abdomen is not the vital point of a person. Most people can survive if their abdomen is pierced. Those who think that the abdomen is the vital point are just an illusion." ("Peacock Ling")

There is no other way, we can only reinvent the wheel and start over - "Vital parts" refers to the heart! ! !After being pierced through the heart, he will not be able to survive this time, right?

But, but... the protagonist is still alive!

"When I woke up that day, I had been lying on the bed for three days and four nights. Doctor Guan said, fortunately my heart was born wrong, the assassin's knife only stabbed my lungs, not my heart. He said There is no one in a hundred thousand people like me who has a biased heart." ("The Deer and Ding Ji") "It turned out that he was born with a different phase, and his heart was biased to the right instead of the left. It was because of this that he narrowly escaped death." ("Tian Long Ba Bu")

Are you dumbfounded now, "Brother supporting role"?

Undoubtedly, the protagonist is either this organ or that organ, anyway, if necessary, there will always be an organ in the whole body that has a different appearance", there is no one in a million, and luckily he survives a catastrophe in a certain period of time in the future!!!

What?The supporting role still refuses to give up the effort of "killing the protagonist"?

Then continue to "wait and see"——

If it is clear, it will not come to Yin. "Supporting actor brother" puts Sudan red + dioxin + ppa + black rice + bright milk in the diet of the protagonist, which is actually an indispensable poison for killing, killing, and eating at home and traveling.But according to the usual practice, the "protagonist" will accidentally pick some small flowers and grasses on the roadside, or catch some white strange fish in the pond, and after eating them, he finds that it happens to be the right medicine. .), so I took the medicine when I was sick, my waist was no longer sore, my legs were no longer painful, and I walked with strength, my appetite was great, and it tasted delicious... (see "The Legend of Condor Heroes" for details)

The "supporting role" went crazy with anger and went into a state of rampage, vowing to destroy the protagonist.It's really "everything".

It's useless to knock the "protagonist" off a cliff.Halfway up the mountain, there will probably be one or two old trees that grow horizontally for no reason; or there is a deep pool underneath; Master, master, master)...I kept pointing out the troposphere, pointing to the outer sky, soaring in the daytime, and went to chat with Yang Liwei.

It is useless to trap the "protagonist" in a cave or underground secret room, put down all the organs, and then use explosives to blow up the only way out.There must be another way out of the secret room; or he practiced the "Great Teleportation of the Universe" in it and created a way out. "There is no way here, because I am the protagonist, so there is a way." (See "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji" for details)

Throwing the "protagonist" into the sea, only given a small boat, no food, no water, still useless.The old Chinese doctor can go without food for 49 days, the protagonist must be better than the old Chinese doctor, and it’s okay to not drink water for 49 days.Even if he really can't hold on anymore, there will naturally be a big ship coming to rescue him at that time, there is no doubt about this (see "The Legend of Chu Liuxiang" for details)

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What?Has the trick been exhausted, or not dead?

Forced to have no choice but to resort to the forbidden move that no one in the martial arts would dare to impose on the protagonist - beheading! (The reason why no one dares to use it is because it is too unreasonable to beheaded and not die... huh) How can you not die after watching the "protagonist" this time? !

But the protagonist is really immortal! !

Huh? ?Cut off the head and still not die?Is there still Wang Fa?Even the protagonist can't go too far, can he?Do you still need scientific common sense?This will mislead underage readers!

"Who said that if you cut off your head, you must die. Have you never heard of the 'head changing technique' in "The Sound of Swords in the Border Town" by Mr. Gu Long?"

Kao!Can such a remote novel be used as a designated reference book?Let it go, the revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still have to work hard...

The "supporting role" was forced to use the "ultimate killer weapon" - after brutally subduing the protagonist, he beheaded him, then cut his body into eight pieces, and then had cramps. Peeling. Skinning. Defeating. Bone. Raising. Ashes... .Human nature, miserable. Absolute. Human means???!!!)

The "supporting role" thought optimistically: Now the protagonist has nothing to play, right?How come there are no words?

Unexpectedly, the "protagonist" still appeared in front of the "supporting role" with a pretentious coquettish vigor and an unbeatable smile...

reason?It's very simple, the "protagonist" was summoned back to the soul by the cultivation power, and was thrown into a different dimension to be resurrected, so he finally yelled at his enemies: "I Hu Hansan is back!"

Kao! The "supporting actor" is already outraged: Where is this?Do martial arts novels have this method?

As a result, I was told: According to the latest survey, martial arts are not very popular now, so we must keep pace with the times and directly upgrade to "Xianxia novels".In Xianxia novels, the "protagonist" whose body has been destroyed n times also belongs to the little ks!It's perfectly fine to keep playing...

"The law of the protagonist's immortality" can be carried forward to the maximum extent in "Xianxia Novels" (the supporting role is completely defeated and ruthlessly eliminated)...

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Because Zi Xing is well aware of the "super benefits" he enjoys as the protagonist, he questioned the "framework" confidently, thinking that it is impossible for Longji to provide him with any great help.

Now it's "Frame"'s turn to be unconvinced.How dare you question the accuracy of the "information" it collects?

"Frame" uses a red font number one, which makes Zi Xing's eyes blurry, to reflect his displeasure——

[Zixing, you are so confused.Don't think that you can be proud just because you are a 'fake pig's foot', with your tail up to the sky! ! !You must know that what you traveled to was a 'cultivation world', and the sea of ​​cultivation and power has gone, and it can't kill you, so that you can't survive or die, which is also a solution.Are you willing to bear this useless ending? ...]

Zi Xing is worthy of being a smart person, after being "woke up" by "frame frame", he was taught immediately, and restrained his pride.Serious question frame: "Can Longji help me? What do you say about the information you collected?"

[Longji hides a big secret in his heart.She also just learned this secret from her father, Haotian... After she got this secret, she hurriedly left Heavenly Court to find you—because that secret is closely related to you.It is no exaggeration to say: Long Ji has mastered the secret method to change the tragic ending that you, as the 'King Zhou', will end up with! ! ! ...However, it was beyond Longji's expectation to meet you in the "killing place" in the heavens; to be heartbroken by your ruthless performance is also a situation that Longji did not expect at the beginning...]

Zi Xing does not want to get too entangled in the issue of "his relationship with Long Ji".Automatically ignored.

What surprised him was the important information revealed by "Frame": "What? Longji actually got a way to change my final destiny from Haotian? No! I have a question: According to what you said, it seems that Longji and Haotian Heaven already knew that my ending would end in tragedy..."

[For those who are strong in comprehension, they may not be able to clearly know what your final outcome will be?But they can count how many 'catastrophes' you hit.According to the analysis and calculation of Longji and Haotian, you will not be able to escape the catastrophe that is about to befall you in the end...]

"What exactly should I do? Can I completely change my tragic ending?" It would be a lie to say that Zi Xing doesn't care about this issue.

[The specific method, the information I can collect is limited.This is also impossible.I can really easily search away the big secret that Princess Longji deliberately hid, don't I know the "mind reading spell"?So, I can only write a letter to you, Zi Xing, to be kind to Long Ji... Even if you don't care about your own heart, you should think more about your own destiny! ! !After all, Long Ji holds a big secret that can help you change your tragic fate...]

Zixing had a headache again.

The cutting is constant, the reasoning is still chaotic, it is...

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How to win back Longji's gradually "desperate" heart?

No need to ask, I also know that no matter who it is spread to, it is a big problem for Tianzihao! ! !

But due to the situation, even if Zi Xing doesn't want this old face at all, he still has to do the thing of "fascinating the dragon".

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After a long period of "in a daze", Zi Xing finally came back to his senses, cleared his throat, and said sincerely to the unkind Long Ji: "The belt is getting wider and I will never regret it. It makes people haggard because of Yixiao. The deed of death and life Broad, talk to Zicheng. Hold the hand of the son, and grow old together with the son. If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening. Lovesickness and reunion know when? It is embarrassing at this time and night. There is a beauty, see it Don't forget, I don't see you for a day, and I miss you like crazy. Entering the lovesickness gate, I know that lovesickness is painful, long-term lovesickness, long-term lovesickness, short-term lovesickness, infinite. Once the sea was difficult to water, except Wushan is not a cloud. After a desolate farewell, the two should be the same , the most unbearable resentment in the moonlight. How can I live and die the same way? Seeing each other is like not seeing each other. Why does love seem ruthless. Luo. Red is not a ruthless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect flowers... These , all of them were written by me when I was thinking of you. Although it is rough, clumsy and clumsy, it is all my heart. I have been looking forward to reading the stuff I wrote to you in person. Listen, today I finally got such an opportunity..."

"..."

The girls petrified collectively.

Speechless, because I have always underestimated how "shameless" brother Zi Xing is...

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