Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 422

The girls showed high IQs beyond their normal level, and passed n levels one after another in the "Mi Palace Difficulty", which made Zi Xing and Princess Longji look at them with admiration. 【 ^ 】「Please familiarize yourself with the domain name」

It is worthy of being a "spirit of tools", and the ability to learn and perceive is powerful! ! !Zi Xing secretly sighed in his heart.

These little girls are mischievous, but Quilt Xin taught them to be smart... Long Ji thinks this way.

The only one who feels uncomfortable and dissatisfied (probably jealous) with girls "showing off" is "stinky fungus".

"Stinky fungus" said coldly with a pick-me-up: "You've been pretending to be stupid before, right? You should have known the so-called 'standard answer' a long time ago... If it's the 'mi palace' we're in 'The master told you the answer in advance, and you will have a strong suspicion..."

This is so true that it seriously hurts people's feelings, and the clever girl really doesn't like to hear it! ! !

There is not much difference between "accusations" without direct evidence and malicious "smearing". Girls are not stupid enough to argue with "stinky fungus" that they are not proof" and should not be their responsibility! And girls are not so weak that they have no ability to fight back! You know, it is better than the ability to "destroy and frame" And experience, they haven't been afraid of anyone yet!!!

They fought back brazenly! ! !

The girls remembered a story that was widely circulated in another time and space, and based on this, they launched attacks on their opponents.

The girls talked vividly...

... A certain young lady sitting on the stage got pregnant by accident (even though this woman doesn't want to reveal her real name to others, the public's eyes are discerning and they can see through her essence, so they nicknamed her "stinky" fungus").

Pregnant, at first "stinky fungus" did not know.After the test was detected, she thought again: It would be nice to have a child to raise, to save trouble in the future, and to provide for her retirement.Conceived in October, a boy was born. "Stinky fungus" is so happy!

After a short time, "Stinky Fungus" planned to name the child, so troubles came.why?Because "stinky fungus" doesn't know who the father of the child is, so he doesn't know what the child's surname should be. If there is no surname, how can the name be chosen? "Stinky fungus" is very sad.At this time, a sister of "Stinky Fungus" came up with an idea: the gentleman you often accompany is a professor of liberal arts, why not ask him to help you name it. "Stinky fungus" was overjoyed when he heard it!I think there are men! ! !

A few days later, the professor came to find "stinky fungus" for entertainment again. After hearing her request, he agreed on the spot, thinking: This is not a piece of cake for me!But after hearing the specific situation from "Stinky Fungus", I also became worried: I don't know what the child's last name is, how to name it!So I started talking with "stinky fungus" with the idea of ​​giving it a try.

Professor: Do you remember when the child was born? "Stinky fungus": It should be x month x day x year... (In fact, even if you don't remember, you can go to the delivery hospital to check the child's birth record!!!)

Professor: Do you remember who you had sex with that day? "Stinky fungus": I think about it... I should have had three people, but I don't know who the child is!Professor: Do you remember who they were? "Stinky fungus": It should be...a county magistrate Gao, shopkeeper Li, foreman Chen...

The professor pondered for a while, then suddenly slapped his big tui: Yes!The child's last name is here!The child should be surnamed Guo!

"Stinky fungus" was puzzled, so he hurriedly asked: Why is the surname Guo?The professor said that you had sex with Gao, Li, and Chen that day. Take the upper part of "Gao", the lower part of "Li", and the left half of "Chen" to form a character, isn't it " Guo"?Gao, Li, and Chen have all made contributions to your child. Isn't it fair to take part of their surnames as your child's surname?The child has to be named Guo! "Stinky fungus" heard, yes!The child's surname Guo couldn't be more appropriate!So it was decided that the child's surname was Guo.

Once you have a surname, you have to have a first name, so "Stinky Fungus" continued to ask the professor to name the child.

The professor asked: How many words should be used for the name? "Stinky fungus" said: "Three characters, heaven, dynasty and people are mostly three-character names."The professor pondered for a while, and then he had an idea: let's call the second character "chun"! "Stinky fungus" asked: How do you say it?The professor said: Look at it?You had sex with three people that day, that is, you were passed by three people. Three people. Day, isn't it the word "".

Then, came the third word.The professor thought for a while and said: It's the "sea"!Before "Stinky Fungus" asked why, he went on to explain: three people made a little contribution to the birth of the child. It can be said that "each of the three people has a little bit", haha, it is "hai", and the child is called Hai! ! !So, the child was called Guo Chun Hai...

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Another cold joke that has been widely spread in another time and space, the lethality is tough! ! !

"Stinky fungus" was so angry that "seven orifices smoked, three corpses exploded"!She cursed viciously: "The four days of heaven, summer, autumn, and winter." (Cunning enough! If you want these "four days", it means you want the time limit of eternal life!)

"Stinky fungus" became even more angry, and shouted: "Fuck!!! You can only live for three days." The orange girl said, "Okay, we want yesterday, today, and tomorrow." (Well, this is equivalent to I also want to live an infinitely long time!) "Stinky fungus" yelled angrily: "What cunning thieves! I wish you only two days to live! There is no need to discuss!!!" The black girl took her time He answered and said, "Okay, we need to add daylight and nighttime."

"Stinky fungus" was completely angry!She roared full of loneliness and anger: "Just one day! Just one day! I'll kill you all in one day!" That kind of extremely proud and sure mouth, as if what she said was the legendary "big prophecy" "—Whoever dies dies!"Impossible to die!

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She was furiously thinking about taking revenge on her opponent, but "Stinky Fungus" hadn't seen the scene she wanted to see, so the simulation scene of "Mi Palace Difficulty" started to "restart" again!

A starry sky appeared in the scene.The starry sky is extremely beautiful, but everyone is floating at a higher angle than the "starry sky" and looking down at the "starry sky", which feels very unique.

In the starry sky, a young night traveler sighed while admiring it: "The starry sky tonight is so beautiful, it makes me more energetic when I look at it. Ah! I forgot to introduce myself, I am An astronomy enthusiast who came back to the countryside to take care of his parents. There is little light and pollution in the countryside. At night, the rural trails are rarely passed by. When was the bracelet ripped off?"

"'Young man! Look up at the stars (such a late night).' A stout man suddenly uttered a voice. Although he was a little slurred, I was still startled. I calmed down and looked at the man in front of me. Cigarette is wearing straw sandals, probably a farmer nearby. "Young man, do you want cigarettes?" Facing the man's cigarette case, I begged for one with itchy hands."

"Lighting the fire and smoking, I chatted with the man: 'The countryside is so peaceful!' The man said in a clear tone: 'Oh, how peaceful is it. Recently, a corpse was found in the ditch, a young man, with Hold on to a belt firmly, by the way, you have to be careful when you look at the stars at night, don’t fall into the ditch!’ I took a puff of cigarette and thanked the man with a smile. The man pointed to my telescope and looked at me He signaled, and I handed him the binoculars knowingly. He looked at the binoculars carefully, and returned the binoculars to me with a smile."

"'Go back to sleep quickly!' The man stamped out half of the cigarette butt, smiled and waved goodbye to me. Tired, I yawned, yes, it's time to go back to sleep..."

I would like to ask: Where is the horror point of the above story?

The tricky witty girl took the opportunity to say to "Stinky Fungus": "Just now you were clearly jealous of our sisters who competed to answer the questions and stole the limelight, and your heart became unbalanced, and all kinds of lies and weird words came out! Change your mentality!!! That's great, right now we have a great opportunity, we'll let you answer the questions first, and see where you can go!!!"

"Stinky fungus" thought hard for a long time, and finally had to admit in his heart that he didn't have the ability to "digging out terror".But she naturally refused to admit defeat, and retorted with her lips curled up: "Everyone says you are insiders, and those difficult problems can't be hard for you!!!" The children are "undecidable"!!!)

But Long Ji suddenly said: "This time the question about the labyrinth was easy to solve. Even I figured it out after a little thought..." (It's rare that she would announce the "horrible" answer quickly as if defending: "In the ditch The boy was killed by the protagonist 'I'. The protagonist 'I' had a conflict with the boy, and the boy tore off the rope on the telescope during the fight. Difficulty factor: ★★★."

(Longji was also afraid that no one would be convinced by her statement, so she gave a more specific explanation - the farmer was slurred at first, and then suddenly spoke in a 'clear tone', and at the beginning he was smoking a cigarette Chou, later only the protagonist was smoking, and the farmer threw away half of the remaining cigarettes. It is estimated that the dead boy leaned over at that moment. The "farmer" carefully checked the protagonist's binoculars and identified the murderer who killed him. , the phrase 'Be careful when you look at the stars at night, don't fall into the ditch!' also has an ulterior motive.)..."

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The "scene" changed again, which proved that Longji's terrifying answer "reached the standard".

After such a secret battle, the arrogance of "stinky fungus" was greatly weakened and was successfully suppressed. (Qi Lingv girls feel that Ting has a "sense of accomplishment"! To tell the truth: a certain stinky fungus is really annoying, too annoying!!! According to the "reception practice" of "Eighteen Hells", this Nv should go to the so-called "Tongue Pulling Hell"!!!)

The new "scene" happened on a certain day, and a six-year-old girl who lived there was missing.No matter how hard I searched, I couldn't find it, and the police deployed random inspections in various places, but they still couldn't find it.Finally the police also gave up.One month later, the parents who refused to give up paid a lot of money to hire a clairvoyant who is well-known in the United States.

(Seeing this, Zi Xing is not without complacency: he has a pair of super giant eyes, the so-called "perspective" is just one of its "multi-functions"... It's a pity, although the giant eyes are very Not bad, but in the "world of comprehension", it cannot be used as a countermeasure to run amok in the six realms!!!)

The girl's parents immediately asked to see through the daughter's whereabouts.Those with clairvoyance ability started clairvoyance.The "perspective person" who seemed to understand something said something like "This child is very golden, which made the parents very happy.

"I saw a lot of luxurious furniture around this child, and it can be seen that it is in a wealthy family." Although the girl's parents were somewhat doubtful about this sentence, they were still very happy.Then the mother went on to get to the point: "Where is my daughter now?" She asked in an excited tone.Perspective. The ability user said: "Your daughter is now all over the world."

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Excuse me, what is the horror of this missing person story?

Thinking along the line of "horror", the girls quickly got the answer approved by the "mi palace" (the rules have been largely mastered)——

"...The little girl is already dead, and her organs have been sold all over the world. What clairvoyance users can see is the environment around these organs. Difficulty: ★ (Some people will think that they are divided into corpses, but if they are divided into corpses Perpetrators don’t go out of their way to hide a corpse in a rich man’s home, let alone take it around the world.)”

"Stinky fungus" listened to such a "puzzle" with an extremely rich expression.There is both hatred and pleasure!She stared viciously at the girls of Qi Lingv. It seemed that she regarded the girls as the unlucky "organs" in the "puzzle" where all the valuable "organs" were dug out, and then they were sold to various dark corners of the Six Realms. ... In short, when the girls are suffering, she is happy. "Stinky fungus" has a highly distorted heart now.

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The "scene" changed again.Well, this time the scene has become quite modern.

One day, he killed his sister because he thought her cries were too loud, and threw her body into the well outside the house.When I went to see it the next day, the body had disappeared. Five years later, because of a small dispute, he killed his friend and threw the body into the well outside the house.When I went to see it the next day, the body had disappeared.

Ten years later, because she was entangled by a drunk woman who accidentally made her pregnant, she was killed, and then the body was thrown into the well outside the house.When I went to see it the next day, the body had disappeared. 10 years later, he was killed because of scolding by his boss, and then threw his body into the well outside the house.

When I went to see it the next day, the body had disappeared. Twenty years later, because he was tired of caring for the disabled mother, he killed her and dumped the body in the well outside the house.When I went to see it the next day, the body hadn't disappeared.

On the third day, the fourth day, and every day after that...the corpses did not disappear.

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The "difficulty factor" of such a puzzle is only ☆ (for girls with spirits).Therefore, the girls unanimously rushed to answer: "...This is too easy: the mother has been secretly helping the protagonist clean up the corpses in the well before."

Although the "puzzle" is extremely simple (the suspense is not too strong!!!), the girls, Zi Xing and Princess Longji are all moved.

Just moved! ! !

Everyone doesn't think there is any "horror" in such a story.

Only moved! ! !

This kind of broad and true "maternal love" is not only experienced by Zi Xing and Long Ji who have parents, but even the group of "Qi Lingnv Girls" who have no parents can also feel it! ! !There is always a soft place deep in people's hearts, which is "connected".

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The "scene" changed again.

The brother suddenly went berserk, and then killed the whole family.But such a brother was immediately arrested and sentenced to death.Among them, the younger sister survived fortunately, and lost her memory of the whole incident due to excessive fright.The younger sister who lost her parents, lost her memory, and survived like a walking dead, met a fortune teller one day.So I started divination from my past.

"Why did my brother suddenly go crazy?" "No, your brother is quite calm." "Then why did your brother kill the whole family?" "No, your brother only killed one person."

Suddenly, my sister remembered everything and began to sob.As time passed, it turned into an uncontrollable howl, a heart-piercing cry... It was the cry of a soul that "lost my love forever"! ! !Never to be able to return to the former inextricable sorrow! ! !

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With previous similar cases, Long Ji quickly came up with the answer: "...the person who killed the parents was the younger sister, and the elder brother was sentenced to death for the crime of the younger sister, so the elder brother killed a person in order to protect the younger sister, and was sentenced to death." The person who killed was himself.” (Similarly, such a case does not give people “horror”, but “moving”...)

Princess Longji said: The difficulty is ★★★★.She personally thinks that it can be understood as a story of "brother-sister-love". The parents found out and strongly opposed it, causing the daughter to get out of control and accidentally kill her. As the elder brother's son, he was sentenced to death for his younger sister's crime!After suffering a series of blows, the younger sister lost this part of her sad memory, that is, selective amnesia.

The girls sighed in their hearts at the same time: What a sentimental Princess Longji... After brother Zixing is entangled by such a girl, how can he deal with it so that the "backyard catches fire"?Well, the key still depends on whether Long Ji can get along well with Brother Zi Xing's wife Jiang Wenqiang! ! !Oh, if Long Ji is too strong, will he simply take away Sister Jiang's "prime palace" position? ...

The girls are so worried about Jiang Wenqiang with complicated thoughts...

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