Rebirth of King Zhou

Full Text No Ads Chapter 425 Go to the Tree of Life World

Qi Ling girls can also see that "Brother Zi Xing" is very unhappy now. 【*】Full text without advertisement

"Brother Zi Xing" was so anxious that he wished he could leave the "maze" and immediately go to the mysterious world full of "tree of life".

This is not difficult to understand: the other end of the maze only leads to the "world of the tree of life"; the big ape leads Longji to run in this direction, and naturally he can only go to the same place as them.Only after reaching the "Tree of Life World", can we find the Great Ape and Longji.

Negotiating conditions, rescuing Her Royal Highness, etc... Only when I meet someone can I enter the actual operation stage.

But the more impatient you are, the more stuff you will be holding back.

After coming out of the "maze", Zi Xing and his party entered a colorful "sphere".The aerosol-like colored ball actively enveloped Zi Xing and his party.

Well, it seems that there are n such "colored balls" floating outside the "maze".As long as someone can successfully pass through the "maze", there will be colored balls surrounding you nearby...

Zi Xing was startled at first, and his first reaction was to resolutely resist.He thought he had encountered an enemy attack.

"Frame" came out to appease him at the right time——

[Azusa, this 'colored ball' is specially used to transport you into the 'time-space tunnel', and I don't find it threatening now...]

oh?It also makes sense to think about it.If there is a space-time tunnel leading to the "Tree of Life World" outside the "maze", then it is normal to have certain protection measures during the journey.Otherwise, it would be very easy to get injured or get lost in the "space-time tunnel"... that would be a tragedy.

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As a result, the only option is to trust "box".Zi Xing and his party embarked on an extremely boring journey.

According to the information given by "Frame", this journey will last about three days and three nights.

Well, not too long.But in the eyes of those who are anxious, it is quite difficult.

The girls decided to take on the important task of "enlightening Brother Zixing" and decompressing his mind.

Although the girls' life experiences are shallow, they are also profound.They can go directly to the essence through the appearance of things.For example: "Water Margin" has been regarded as a negative teaching material for many years to reflect the social chaos and people's desperation in the Song Dynasty.

But after careful study, the girls got some unique insights of their own.In the original words of the red girl: "... When I was young (in fact, she was also very young), when I watched the Water Margin, the impression was that traitors, officials, were in power, and the people did not live well. But looking at it today, I feel that the people of the Song Dynasty were really happy: half Disabled Wu Dalang picks up a burden and sells cooking cakes, so he can support Pan Jinlian without worrying about the city's sudden attack; the army officer kills a butcher Zheng Tu and runs away; the warden... The son was robbed of the hotel, and he had to rely on Wu Song to take it back; the second generation of the Minister of National Defense fell in love with Lin Chong's wife, and it took so much trouble to trick Lin Chong into entering the White Tiger Hall..."

Regardless of whether the views of the Qiling girls are correct or not, at least they all have "determined opinions".

So, for how to enlighten Zi Xing, the girls also have their own set of unique methods.

In short, it is to let Zi Xing have a deeper understanding of the relationship between men and women, so that he may not be so "drilled".

The more he thinks about his lover, the better his guilt will become; if he can completely "reverse" this situation, wouldn't brother Zi Xing feel better? ...

Note: The girls just want to reflect the "objective truth" and do not intend to "spread rumors".Let’s be honest: the reality of the situation is brutal enough.Bloody. Drenched. It gives a strong shock to people's hearts, so there is no need to "add fuel and vinegar".

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Zi Xing began to endure the girls chattering in his ears. (full-text e-book free download)

However, I have to admit that this time the girls "noisy" quite well.

The red girl said solemnly: "...it is difficult for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, and it will become easier in the future; it is easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it will become more and more difficult in the future ... A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but a man cannot make money and his wife wants to divorce him... "Do you still love me?" This sentence, a woman will kiss a man for the first time, and be raped by a man for the first time. Touch, touch, sleep with a man for the first time, ask a man how many times when he earns the first money. "Do you still love me?", men usually fail to kiss for the first time , Attempt to touch the other party for the first time, Attempt to go to bed with the other party for the first time, How many times did you ask each other when your career was at a low point... Before marriage, a man borrows money to let the woman eat well, and after marriage, the woman borrows money as well Let a man eat well..."

Orange Girl Relay: "...Men having an affair means that work is getting busier, and women having an affair means that the dishes are getting saltier... When a woman says "hate" to you, it means that she likes you, When a man says "hate" to you, he really hates you...Traditional men are innocent before marriage, and start messing around after marriage; modern men mess around before getting married, and become honest after marriage...Traditional Women are honest before giving birth, but after giving birth, they start to dream; modern women have dreams before giving birth, and become honest after giving birth... When the family has no money, the man likes to keep accounts, and when the family has money, women like to keep accounts... ..."

Huang. Girl: "... No matter how bad a man's relationship with his wife is, he has a good relationship with his mother-in-law; no matter how good a woman's relationship with her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is also bad... When a man doesn't make money, a woman is anxious , When a man makes money, a woman regrets it... A man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddies to take care of, and finally the girlfriend becomes his buddy's wife, and the buddies take care of him; Friends' wives, sisters can't be it... Men must not think of their wives when they masturbate, women must think of their husbands... Failed men like to compare their wives with others, and successful women like Comparing my husband with others..."

Green girl: "...a man who is fined for parking illegally will quarrel with the traffic police, and the woman will persuade him; a woman who is fined for illegal parking will quarrel with the man next to him, and the traffic police will persuade him... The biggest trouble for men is creditors, and the biggest trouble for women is lovers... The most useless things men like to buy are laptops, and the most useless things women like to buy are shoes... Men are good at finding out what is wrong with their wives Disadvantages, women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands... Men have affairs because of impulsiveness, women have affairs because they are bored..."

Young girl: "...a man will have a sense of accomplishment if he has a lover, and a sense of guilt if a woman has a lover... It is an unexpected event for a man to kiss a woman on his own initiative, and it is a premeditated event for a woman to kiss a man... Before the age of 40, a woman has The impulse to change the husband, after the age of 40, the man has the action to change the wife... Men like to buy books to fill the bookshelves, and then women read these books... Men and women quarrel in the car and get angry. If a woman drives her would slam on the brakes, and if it was a man driving he would slam on the accelerator..."

Blue girl: "...men who have money first change their mobile phones, then their cars, then their houses, and finally their clothes; women with money are just the opposite...Men learn English to prove that they are good at it, while women learn English to prove themselves It’s no longer possible...the poorest men don’t bargain when they buy vegetables, and the richest women also have to bargain when they buy vegetables...There is a woman behind a successful man, and a bunch of men behind a successful woman...Women The man I hate most is Chen Shimei; the woman a man likes most is Pan Jinlian..."

Purple girl: "... When men look at women, they are the most beautiful when they are in love, the most ordinary after marriage, the ugliest when they get divorced, and become beautiful after divorce; when women see men, they are the most sincere when they are in love, the most boring after marriage, and the most hypocritical before divorce. After divorce, I become sincere again... For a man, the most beautiful woman is the one he can't get; for a woman, the most handsome man is the man he already has... No matter how smart a woman is, she is still confused about her appearance No matter how stupid a man is, he is also sober when it comes to a woman's appearance... Women are always afraid of men's sex, and they think that men are not sexy when they go to bed; men are always afraid of women. Sao... the most embarrassing thing for a man is when his wife gets too drunk and pesters his friends; the most embarrassing thing for a woman is when her husband's friend gets drunk and pesters her..."

Black girl: "... When a woman says to a man, 'I know I'm not beautiful', a man should never agree; when a man says to a woman, 'I'm actually a failure', a woman should never object...No property in divorce A man must not be a good man; a woman who does not want property when divorced must be a good woman... A man who gives a woman a bra means that he wants to establish a lover relationship; a woman who gives a man underwear means that he already has a lover... Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind... A woman’s work unit sends 1000 yuan, and she will tell the man to send 1000 yuan, and tell her friends to send 1000 yuan; Tell the woman to send [-], tell my friends to send [-]..."

Red girl: "...the man who is least afraid of his wife at home dare not contradict his mother-in-law; the woman who is most afraid of her husband at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law... Women save private money to spend on their husbands in the future, men save private money to The future will be spent on other women... When men face a group of women, don't discuss appearance issues; when women face a group of men, don't discuss wealth issues... Women like to hear men say another woman is ugly; I like to hear women say that another man is a failure... When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; when men comfort men, they often say that other men are miserable..."

Black girl: "...the silliest time for a man is when he wears a suit to work for the first time, and the silliest time for a woman is when she wears a suspender skirt on the street for the first time...beauties like to praise other women for their beautiful clothes, Rich men like to brag about other men’s high incomes, but the end result is to bring the topic to themselves... Returnee men also need to add a few words of English when they speak to heaven and earth; returnee women speak English to foreigners. There are also a few sentences in Mandarin... Men get PhDs because of low IQ, women get PhDs because of low EQ... It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie..."

and so on! ! !

It's really eloquent.The girls feel good about themselves, and even if they set up a stage to tell stories, they can ensure that "listeners gather."Of course, if they were placed in another time and space, if a TV station asked them to host a program like "XX Storytelling", they would not be inferior to Wang Gang.The big deal is to imitate Naya and sell a bunch of fake cultural relics at her own expense, smashing them randomly to set off the atmosphere...

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What made the girls feel frustrated was that they had said so much dry-mouthed, and Brother Zi Xing actually looked at them with a very strange look.It seems that there is no deep feeling.

Brother Zi Xing asked them with an "innocent face": "Huh? You have talked so much, what exactly do you want to express?"

Didn't have the desired effect?It shouldn't be this kind of reaction.

The girls couldn't help feeling slightly disappointed.Why didn't Brother Zixing get enlightened at the critical moment?

Just when the girls were about to start further "psychological counseling", Zixing sighed softly: "I understand it very well. It will be fine. Thank you all. Don't worry about me."

The girls looked at each other in blank dismay, knowing that brother Zixing's words later were the truth.

According to common sense, the girls should not be able to say anything after the conversation has started and it has come to this point.But these girls are very human, and it is the most painful thing for them to pretend to be "dumb".

Well, since Brother Zi Xing doesn't need her to talk about "big principles", then tell him some interesting things to relax his mind.

The red girl deliberately coughed twice, and then said vividly: "... There is a handsome male employee who is always called by a male leader in his 50s after get off work to accompany him to play badminton; After that, he had to accompany him to the bathhouse to take a shower, during which there was a slight molestation, that is, a subtle physical contact. The male employee returned home and said to his wife worriedly: "I am likely to be submerged. It's a rule." My wife hurriedly asked if it was a male boss or a female boss. After hearing that it was a male boss, she was relieved. The wife said disdainfully: "Isn't it just being raped? Chrysanthemum? Anyway, I don't need it!" 'The male employee suddenly burst into tears. This prodigal bitch~~~"

Before Zi Xing could laugh, the other girls burst out laughing.

While laughing, the black girl also offered an interesting thing: "...a certain ghost made a request: 'God, I want to be as white as an angel in my next reincarnation, and have a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood What should I do? Can my wish come true?' In Ghost's mind, I want to have the appearance of an angel, but also continue to maintain the devil's hobby. That is, as the saying goes, 'you can have your cake and eat it'. It should belong to quite A wish that is hard to come true. But the ghost is wrong. It underestimated God's old way of experience. God said: 'Why is this so difficult? Just let you be reborn as Hu Shu Bao in your next life.'”

The girls laughed again.

The purple girl said with a smile: "There is such an eternal absolute: 'Small. Pleasant, big. Hurt, strong. Strong. I thought I would never be able to find a couplet that matches it. I didn't expect Tian Chao There are so many prostitutes, and someone actually wrote the most appropriate second line. It is like this: "Tear off the long skirt first, then tear off the short pants. You can't tear it off. Riding. Sister". Still tmd Comes with a horizontal batch, called - Wu. Lu. Mu. Qi. How is it? Hearing this pair, does Brother Zi Xing have the feeling of 'instant petrification'?!"

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Even though Azusa didn't "turn into petrification instantly", she was amused by the girls' jokes and smiled.But he wanted to maintain a positive image in front of them, so he said: "Remember that you are now the cute image of Luo Li. Don't destroy the image completely."

The white girl nodded in a teachable manner: "Brother Zi Xing, let me say one without color. Zhao Xshan and Liu X from another time and space are considered big celebrities. Brother Zi Xing should have heard their names before." ?”

Azusa nodded.

"I saw a joke about a netizen making fun of them. It was about a quarrel between Zhao xshan and Liu xzhi. Zhao xshan gave Liu x a pair of couplets. The first couplet: I earned eight years of advertising fees; the second couplet: Lied to two Olympic Games. Hengbiao: Goodbye Paralympics. Liu x was furious when he saw it. Naturally, he was not to be outdone, and gave Zhao xshan a couplet in return. Shanglian: The big money played the farmer for 20 years in the Spring Festival Gala. Taiwan; Xialian: Foreigners pretend to be natives. Turtles have cheated 13 billion people from heaven. North Korea. Hengbiao: cheating and abducting!!!”

After she finished speaking, the white girl laughed herself off.A carefree, heartless look.

The red girl is not to be outdone.She wants to prove that she can do more than tell "colored jokes" at her level.She added another one: "... Wu Min Xia and He Zi jointly won the first gold medal in diving. Regarding diving, I can't help but think of this classic comment: "The so-called diving is to bring together divers from all over the world. Come and listen to the heaven, dynasty, and national anthem in loop!'”

The orange girl also jokingly said: "There was a thick-headed soldier who caught a mouse in training, poured some gasoline, and gave it to me! Ah probably hurt, so I ran away when I broke free. Ah actually rushed to the missile storage... Fortunately, there was no Persisted to the end, he was burned to death halfway. But he almost scared the soldier to death... Later, the soldier was demobilized and returned home. The villagers asked him: How much is your annual salary? The soldier replied: 1000 million. The villagers were stunned. Speechless: That month was more than 80 yuan. Brother Bing: Yes, this is the basic salary. Folks: Not bad, what do you do? Brother Bing: Dreaming..."

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The time of the journey was not lonely because of the company of girls.

However, no matter how long the journey is, there will be an end.

Three days later, "Colorful Ball" finally arrived at the "World of Tree of Life" with Zi Xing and his party.

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