Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 448 Jingwei
Chapter 448 Jingwei
Qi Ling girl was "busy" over there exchanging experience of "being a woman" with Eighteen Hells, while Zi Xing was thinking about other things. ┌ | ┐
Uh, that "weird fish head" has been babbling in weird language.Azusa translated the conversation of the strange fish head through the "frame frame".
That strange fish head is not an ordinary character in "Animal World", its origin is worth mentioning.
Naturally, Azusa couldn't take the content it reported lightly.
Well, that "strange fish head" is exactly the confidant of the "old master" of the eighteen hells who stayed in this world to guard Zi Xing's left leg.
The "Eighteen Hells" may not know where Zi Xing's left leg taken by the "old master" is hidden in the "Animal World"?So after arriving at the "Animal Realm", they directly found the "strange fish head".Only the strange fish head can grasp the specific location of the collection.
Think about it.
Even ordinary monsters in the "animal world" don't have so much free time, and when they meet strangers like Zi Xing, they will "grumble" and report the news.
But the "strange fish head" guarding the left leg is obviously not that high in IQ.Regardless of whether Zi Xing and his party can understand it or not, it has confirmed that the "Eighteen Hells" has the aura of the "old master" on it, and it looks exactly like the "artifact" that the old man mentioned in advance. The report came from the intelligence.
If Azusa didn't have the "framework" to help translate, this time it would really be like "Duck. Zi Tinglei", and it would definitely be a big embarrassment.
The news reported by "Strange Fish Head" is not good.
The more I heard it, Zi Xing's face became so gloomy that water dripped out.
After the "Old Master" brought Zi Xing's left leg to the "Animal Realm", it was buried in the deepest part of the "Bloody Illusory Spring".He also knows that the "Water of Illusory Spring" can permanently change the drinker into what he wants, but there is only a one in ten thousand chance.
The "Old Master" calculated very optimistically: hide the stolen Zi Xing's left leg in the deepest part of the magic spring, where a large amount of magic spring essence is condensed, and the probability of permanent changes will be raised to the highest level...
The "Old Master" hopes that through this method, Zi Xing's left leg will be permanently transformed into the "hardest" left leg.
Because he was not certain of success, the "Old Master" left only one left leg for "experimentation".The other two components were taken to the other two worlds by him, and they were subjected to other special strengthening experiments (with the wisdom of "not putting all the vegetables in one basket").
After that, the "strange fish head" was left to act as a guard.
It's a pity that the "strange fish head" lost his left leg hidden in the "deepest part of the magic spring" about half a month ago.
Well, it's not quite accurate to say "lost", it should be "not as good as people". A cultivator from the "Animal Realm" unexpectedly discovered the existence of "Zixing Left Leg" and took it away, saying that he had to study it carefully (the strange fish head couldn't stop it).Half a month has passed, and I haven't seen the other party "return"...
Knowing this, Zi Xing couldn't help but feel angry, and immediately let out an angry "hum": "Who is so bold!!! Take my left leg?"
"Strange Fish Head" actually understood what he said, and said something in a strange language, the tone dropped a lot, as if he was afraid.
With the timely translation by "Frame", Zi Xing soon knew the answer.
He couldn't help but screamed strangely: "What? The guy who created this 'Phantom Spring' searched my left leg?!!!"
There is really a feeling of "desire but no tears".
That "Lord of the Illusory Spring" actually still exists in this "Animal Realm"! ! ! ? ? ?It is estimated that the "old master" of the eighteen hells did not know about it beforehand, so he hid the "left leg" in the "illusion spring" as if throwing himself into a trap. nnd, it's like a "free gift"... What is this called...
Being "dismembered" of one's own body is unlucky enough, but now it will continue to be unlucky-the dismembered parts are also lost.
It's no wonder Zi Xing doesn't "get crazy".
However, before he broke out, the text translated by "Frame" revealed new information——
Oh, it turns out that the "Lord of the Illusory Spring" is also very interested in the "soul body" with a magical left leg.In other words, it wanted to meet Zi Xing last time.
For this reason, after the "Lord of the Illusory Spring" took away his left leg, he left a confidant waiting for Zi Xing's arrival. The confidant of the "Lord of the Illusory Spring" has his own way to bring Zi Xing to meet the master.
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Knowing that the "Lord of the Illusory Spring" has specially left a "liaison officer", which means that there is still hope of getting his left leg back, Zi Xing's mood has stabilized a lot.
He hurriedly asked "Strange Fish Head": "Where is the confidant of the 'Lord of the Illusory Spring'?"
"Strange Fish Head" was about to answer when, at this moment, a cute emerald green bird flew over from a giant tree about [-] miles away.
Zi Xing saw it, and was a little surprised.I secretly muttered in my heart: Is this the confidant of the "Lord of the Illusory Spring"?Why does it look so weak?It turns out that not only "people should not be judged by their appearance", but even "birds" should not be judged by their appearance.
Flying close, the emerald green bird suddenly retracted its fluttering wings and floated in the air.Immediately afterwards, it spun a few times in the air, landed slowly, and turned into a little girl with bright eyes and bright teeth.
There is no obvious difference from ordinary girls who are more handsome.Well, the biggest difference is probably that she has green hair.However, the little girl's facial features are definitely not the high nose and blue eyes of Westerners.The true nature of the heavenly dynasty.
The appearance of the little girl transformed by the green bird alarmed the Qiling girls and the "Eighteen Hells".
The girls' attention was immediately focused on the green-haired girl.
"Wow, have you also drank magic spring water?"
"That's not right. After drinking the water of the phantom spring, wouldn't you have changed into a different appearance forever? How can you change into a bird? A little girl?"
"You must have mastered the new function of the magic spring, right?"
"Green-haired girl" seems to have a good temper.He didn't mind the girls being noisy at all, and patiently answered the girls' questions one by one.
It turned out that her body was a "green-feathered bird". Because she was accepted as an apprentice by the "Lord of the Illusory Spring", she obtained the image of a little girl that she wanted to become, while retaining the "little bird" The body of the deity".
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Oh, I met another "comrade" who is willing to have a "female image".The Qiling girls suddenly became elated.
They didn't admit to being born at all, and pulled the "green-haired girl" together, and continued to discuss the big proposition of "to be a perfect, beautiful woman, what dog, blood, and bad habits need to get rid of".
Or the girls say yes and more, and talk endlessly.This is not surprising, why do girls like to show off and have a lot of "experience"?
The "Green-haired girl" was almost taken aback by the "enthusiasm" of the girls.
Well, the girls' "experience" still comes from watching "female channels".
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"xxx, you are dead!" (Both parties who want the other party to be "dead" will eventually be matched successfully.) "This is my first kiss!"... What a kiss...)
"My majestic and suave xxx was designed by a little girl..." (Generally arrogant male protagonists are like this)
If you encounter a male pig or a male partner with a disfigured or scarred face, the female must take off his mask to see.Men always say: don't look, be looked at.The woman completely ignored the words, and while slowly stroking her, thousands of expressions flashed on her face: pity, sadness...don't mind at all, and then the man recognized the woman. (…)
Many heroines are violent, violent, yelling, chasing people like crazy, and they belong to the type of lack of roots - I really don't know how their parents educated them, wasn't it in ancient times? Do you admire ladies?Smiling without showing teeth, bright eyes, gentle and considerate, proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, female red cooking skills can be afforded and put down, can go to the hall and go to the kitchen... These lovable personalities have nothing to do with these heroines ! ! !But!The male protagonist will really like such a female protagonist, and think wow, "You are so cute, so sincere, and not at all contrived!" …In reality, there are so many women like this on the street, why don’t many male compatriots appreciate them? Hmph, it’s obviously the sequelae of those female video writers watching too many sassy girlfriends.)
Female: "I have always regarded you as a big brother" or male: "I have always regarded you as my younger sister" (I can't help but twitch every time I see this...)
Every time the enemy finds the protagonist, he always points at the protagonist with a knife and laughs wildly: Wow~~ I finally caught you, let's see where you go now.Hmph, Lao Tzu tells you (...save 5000 words below), do you know who betrayed you (...save another 5000 words).After the enemy finished speaking, the rescuers arrived, and then the enemy said: "You wait! Next time I will never let you go!"... Well, if God gives another chance, he will still point the knife at the protagonist Jiao laughed wildly and said: Wow haha~~ I finally caught you...
"xxx, wake me up. I order you to open your eyes immediately, do you hear me?" Then I woke up... You are so rich, you can wake up a dying person with just a few words? Then what do you need a doctor for...)
The female pig listens to the "strong and powerful heartbeat" of the male pig (nonsense! If you don't jump, you are dead? The probability of this sentence appearing in the novel is 95%...I really want to vomit blood!!!)
I saw this sentence in the n book - the male pig yelled: "You are responsible for putting out the fire you light!" Then hhhhh... very doubtful whether the author admires firefighters very much?
"Little fairy... are you going to drive me crazy?" (The brainless man is ready to go crazy anytime, anywhere...)
Campus chapter: The heroine goes to school, whether it is high school or university, she must be very low-key and unknown.But there is a campus prince charming, usually the president of the student body, the son of the school director, etc., who fall in love with her, think she is special (in fact, after reading the full text, I don't think there is anything special about the heroine), and they are devoted to her... Then he successfully made the heroine a public enemy on campus that girls envy and envy.Afterwards, he will definitely be bullied, insulted, scolded, violently beaten by the hero’s loyal fans (sweat, the hero is even more attractive than a star), and the hero saves the beauty again... This kind of plot repeats several times, and the hero and heroine graduate. Almost happy ending! ! !
Banquet: The simple and pure heroine is invited to attend an important banquet. After dressing up, the heroine will be amazed (so the power of cosmetics is infinite~).At the banquet, a lot of women flirted with the male lead, and a lot of men flirted with the female lead, so the two people made a good banquet turbulent... So the male lead became jealous and endured... quick internal injury...
Describing girls as "light as a feather, you can't feel the weight at all!" (It's a lie!!!!!!!!!)
When hh reaches **, the male pig will always growl (nd, if you don’t growl, you can’t get out?)
Female: "I'd rather marry another man than you." Male: "Dare to try." (………)
The hero and heroine have dinner together.If the heroine eats a lot, the hero will stare at her affectionately, wipe the rice grains from the corner of her mouth for her, and say softly: You are so cute, frank, and not pretentious at all~~~ If the heroine eats less, the hero will Will feel distressed: eat more, you are too thin.Girls need to be fatter to hold them comfortably~~~~ Then the heroine is infinitely sweet and continues to sip food and drink soup~~ (Fortunately, there are very few such men in reality, otherwise girls all over the world will become fat Dudu~~~~ The world economy will also be affected! Those who sell slimming tea and fashion can't get along. A group of fat female pigs who are not afraid that no man will want them are dismissive of 'weight loss' and 'dressing up' drop.)
In campus romances, the author will always describe the appearance of male pig feet like this - hair, red, blue and silver (please combine it with the actual situation, please? Even if you write about aristocratic colleges, those who are rich are not Crazies who dyed their hair colorful, okay)
After timetraveling, there will always be someone by your side, probably a maidservant, crying while wiping away tears.When you wake up, I will tell you that you are the most inconspicuous child (or concubine) in the family, and for various reasons, you are required to replace your sister or sister to marry the royal xxx or some extremely powerful... Then on the day of the wedding, the groom wanted to humiliate her with an excuse (I won’t go into the details, I understand), and then the male lead was attracted by her stubbornness, and then they got together, embarrassing.
There are also female pig feet, who are bullied by rich and powerful male pig feet who are followed by nymphomaniacs, and then they are very dragged to broadcast in some school, on the loudspeaker, in front of the whole class, saying: "Huh, xxx I want to declare war on you!!!" (Speechless, your school radio speakers are so easy to get, like a scrap iron collector shouting every day: Buying broken... Do you have something new? Challenge to the end Like, "I...seem to be in love with you" or "Ah, no, no, I seem to be in love with xxx!" Makes me want to spurt blood...)
The two were about to eat, the male lead stared at the female lead's mouth with a cocky look, and then...the female lead: "Ugh...the meal hasn't been eaten yet..." The male lead: "I want to eat you now ..." (I'm going...to be funny when it's vulgar!!!)
Either the male protagonist has a blank relationship and doesn't know what love is; or he has only had a painful love once, and has avoided love like a snake since then;Either way, the heroine is the Terminator. (The heroine's domineering side leaks...)
If the heroine is injured and unconscious.After waking up, there must be a stubble-faced male protagonist who has been watching over her for a few days without sleeping, and then the female protagonist is so moved that he is confused... and we are together (can you come up with something new...)
So-and-so's eyes dimmed, and then he gave a nasty smile, or some kind of emotion flashed in So-and-so's eyes (they were all numb~~Actually, I really can't see any emotions...)
The hero takes off his clothes.The heroine opened her big eyes and said: "What are you doing?..." The hero smiled evilly: "What are you talking about..." (...Seeing this, click the fork decisively)
When the hero and heroine are passionately in love, there will definitely be a rival in love. Generally, the hero is cold, but a gentle rival will appear.The heroine's love rivals are usually scheming and pretend to be innocent...
The male protagonist will definitely bring the female protagonist to some banquet, and then the female protagonist will naturally wear a dress.What will I describe at this time, to show her concave and convex figure well...
The male protagonist dragged the female protagonist who lived in the mountains to escape, and then the female protagonist suddenly stopped and screamed: I didn't bring my rabbit, qin, book and flute (and so on)!Then the hero said affectionately: "It's okay! I'll get it for you!" Then he was caught by the enemy... (... When he was running for his life, he still remembered so many things... I really suspect that the heroine is an undercover agent of the enemy, deliberately Set a trap to kill the male pig...)
The heroine (or heroine), when talking to someone sincerely, how to love him (her), at this time, the heroine (or heroine) must listen behind, and she is so moved that she even burst into tears... ... (Dog. Blood plot!!!)
This is generally the case.The male protagonist: "Drink the medicine." The female protagonist: "Don't drink it." The male protagonist: "Do you want me to feed you with my mouth?" (... Then, you understand)
The husband of the female pig is either the emperor or the prince, he is either the queen or the princess, and then he does some earth-shattering things and attracts people's attention.Then he used the modern business spirit in ancient times, or he was a little stimulated and went to learn art for a few years, and then came back to take revenge on the male lead, and was finally accepted by the male lead, a happy ending. (Ni Ma......)
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Qi Ling girl was "busy" over there exchanging experience of "being a woman" with Eighteen Hells, while Zi Xing was thinking about other things. ┌ | ┐
Uh, that "weird fish head" has been babbling in weird language.Azusa translated the conversation of the strange fish head through the "frame frame".
That strange fish head is not an ordinary character in "Animal World", its origin is worth mentioning.
Naturally, Azusa couldn't take the content it reported lightly.
Well, that "strange fish head" is exactly the confidant of the "old master" of the eighteen hells who stayed in this world to guard Zi Xing's left leg.
The "Eighteen Hells" may not know where Zi Xing's left leg taken by the "old master" is hidden in the "Animal World"?So after arriving at the "Animal Realm", they directly found the "strange fish head".Only the strange fish head can grasp the specific location of the collection.
Think about it.
Even ordinary monsters in the "animal world" don't have so much free time, and when they meet strangers like Zi Xing, they will "grumble" and report the news.
But the "strange fish head" guarding the left leg is obviously not that high in IQ.Regardless of whether Zi Xing and his party can understand it or not, it has confirmed that the "Eighteen Hells" has the aura of the "old master" on it, and it looks exactly like the "artifact" that the old man mentioned in advance. The report came from the intelligence.
If Azusa didn't have the "framework" to help translate, this time it would really be like "Duck. Zi Tinglei", and it would definitely be a big embarrassment.
The news reported by "Strange Fish Head" is not good.
The more I heard it, Zi Xing's face became so gloomy that water dripped out.
After the "Old Master" brought Zi Xing's left leg to the "Animal Realm", it was buried in the deepest part of the "Bloody Illusory Spring".He also knows that the "Water of Illusory Spring" can permanently change the drinker into what he wants, but there is only a one in ten thousand chance.
The "Old Master" calculated very optimistically: hide the stolen Zi Xing's left leg in the deepest part of the magic spring, where a large amount of magic spring essence is condensed, and the probability of permanent changes will be raised to the highest level...
The "Old Master" hopes that through this method, Zi Xing's left leg will be permanently transformed into the "hardest" left leg.
Because he was not certain of success, the "Old Master" left only one left leg for "experimentation".The other two components were taken to the other two worlds by him, and they were subjected to other special strengthening experiments (with the wisdom of "not putting all the vegetables in one basket").
After that, the "strange fish head" was left to act as a guard.
It's a pity that the "strange fish head" lost his left leg hidden in the "deepest part of the magic spring" about half a month ago.
Well, it's not quite accurate to say "lost", it should be "not as good as people". A cultivator from the "Animal Realm" unexpectedly discovered the existence of "Zixing Left Leg" and took it away, saying that he had to study it carefully (the strange fish head couldn't stop it).Half a month has passed, and I haven't seen the other party "return"...
Knowing this, Zi Xing couldn't help but feel angry, and immediately let out an angry "hum": "Who is so bold!!! Take my left leg?"
"Strange Fish Head" actually understood what he said, and said something in a strange language, the tone dropped a lot, as if he was afraid.
With the timely translation by "Frame", Zi Xing soon knew the answer.
He couldn't help but screamed strangely: "What? The guy who created this 'Phantom Spring' searched my left leg?!!!"
There is really a feeling of "desire but no tears".
That "Lord of the Illusory Spring" actually still exists in this "Animal Realm"! ! ! ? ? ?It is estimated that the "old master" of the eighteen hells did not know about it beforehand, so he hid the "left leg" in the "illusion spring" as if throwing himself into a trap. nnd, it's like a "free gift"... What is this called...
Being "dismembered" of one's own body is unlucky enough, but now it will continue to be unlucky-the dismembered parts are also lost.
It's no wonder Zi Xing doesn't "get crazy".
However, before he broke out, the text translated by "Frame" revealed new information——
Oh, it turns out that the "Lord of the Illusory Spring" is also very interested in the "soul body" with a magical left leg.In other words, it wanted to meet Zi Xing last time.
For this reason, after the "Lord of the Illusory Spring" took away his left leg, he left a confidant waiting for Zi Xing's arrival. The confidant of the "Lord of the Illusory Spring" has his own way to bring Zi Xing to meet the master.
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Knowing that the "Lord of the Illusory Spring" has specially left a "liaison officer", which means that there is still hope of getting his left leg back, Zi Xing's mood has stabilized a lot.
He hurriedly asked "Strange Fish Head": "Where is the confidant of the 'Lord of the Illusory Spring'?"
"Strange Fish Head" was about to answer when, at this moment, a cute emerald green bird flew over from a giant tree about [-] miles away.
Zi Xing saw it, and was a little surprised.I secretly muttered in my heart: Is this the confidant of the "Lord of the Illusory Spring"?Why does it look so weak?It turns out that not only "people should not be judged by their appearance", but even "birds" should not be judged by their appearance.
Flying close, the emerald green bird suddenly retracted its fluttering wings and floated in the air.Immediately afterwards, it spun a few times in the air, landed slowly, and turned into a little girl with bright eyes and bright teeth.
There is no obvious difference from ordinary girls who are more handsome.Well, the biggest difference is probably that she has green hair.However, the little girl's facial features are definitely not the high nose and blue eyes of Westerners.The true nature of the heavenly dynasty.
The appearance of the little girl transformed by the green bird alarmed the Qiling girls and the "Eighteen Hells".
The girls' attention was immediately focused on the green-haired girl.
"Wow, have you also drank magic spring water?"
"That's not right. After drinking the water of the phantom spring, wouldn't you have changed into a different appearance forever? How can you change into a bird? A little girl?"
"You must have mastered the new function of the magic spring, right?"
"Green-haired girl" seems to have a good temper.He didn't mind the girls being noisy at all, and patiently answered the girls' questions one by one.
It turned out that her body was a "green-feathered bird". Because she was accepted as an apprentice by the "Lord of the Illusory Spring", she obtained the image of a little girl that she wanted to become, while retaining the "little bird" The body of the deity".
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Oh, I met another "comrade" who is willing to have a "female image".The Qiling girls suddenly became elated.
They didn't admit to being born at all, and pulled the "green-haired girl" together, and continued to discuss the big proposition of "to be a perfect, beautiful woman, what dog, blood, and bad habits need to get rid of".
Or the girls say yes and more, and talk endlessly.This is not surprising, why do girls like to show off and have a lot of "experience"?
The "Green-haired girl" was almost taken aback by the "enthusiasm" of the girls.
Well, the girls' "experience" still comes from watching "female channels".
……
"xxx, you are dead!" (Both parties who want the other party to be "dead" will eventually be matched successfully.) "This is my first kiss!"... What a kiss...)
"My majestic and suave xxx was designed by a little girl..." (Generally arrogant male protagonists are like this)
If you encounter a male pig or a male partner with a disfigured or scarred face, the female must take off his mask to see.Men always say: don't look, be looked at.The woman completely ignored the words, and while slowly stroking her, thousands of expressions flashed on her face: pity, sadness...don't mind at all, and then the man recognized the woman. (…)
Many heroines are violent, violent, yelling, chasing people like crazy, and they belong to the type of lack of roots - I really don't know how their parents educated them, wasn't it in ancient times? Do you admire ladies?Smiling without showing teeth, bright eyes, gentle and considerate, proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, female red cooking skills can be afforded and put down, can go to the hall and go to the kitchen... These lovable personalities have nothing to do with these heroines ! ! !But!The male protagonist will really like such a female protagonist, and think wow, "You are so cute, so sincere, and not at all contrived!" …In reality, there are so many women like this on the street, why don’t many male compatriots appreciate them? Hmph, it’s obviously the sequelae of those female video writers watching too many sassy girlfriends.)
Female: "I have always regarded you as a big brother" or male: "I have always regarded you as my younger sister" (I can't help but twitch every time I see this...)
Every time the enemy finds the protagonist, he always points at the protagonist with a knife and laughs wildly: Wow~~ I finally caught you, let's see where you go now.Hmph, Lao Tzu tells you (...save 5000 words below), do you know who betrayed you (...save another 5000 words).After the enemy finished speaking, the rescuers arrived, and then the enemy said: "You wait! Next time I will never let you go!"... Well, if God gives another chance, he will still point the knife at the protagonist Jiao laughed wildly and said: Wow haha~~ I finally caught you...
"xxx, wake me up. I order you to open your eyes immediately, do you hear me?" Then I woke up... You are so rich, you can wake up a dying person with just a few words? Then what do you need a doctor for...)
The female pig listens to the "strong and powerful heartbeat" of the male pig (nonsense! If you don't jump, you are dead? The probability of this sentence appearing in the novel is 95%...I really want to vomit blood!!!)
I saw this sentence in the n book - the male pig yelled: "You are responsible for putting out the fire you light!" Then hhhhh... very doubtful whether the author admires firefighters very much?
"Little fairy... are you going to drive me crazy?" (The brainless man is ready to go crazy anytime, anywhere...)
Campus chapter: The heroine goes to school, whether it is high school or university, she must be very low-key and unknown.But there is a campus prince charming, usually the president of the student body, the son of the school director, etc., who fall in love with her, think she is special (in fact, after reading the full text, I don't think there is anything special about the heroine), and they are devoted to her... Then he successfully made the heroine a public enemy on campus that girls envy and envy.Afterwards, he will definitely be bullied, insulted, scolded, violently beaten by the hero’s loyal fans (sweat, the hero is even more attractive than a star), and the hero saves the beauty again... This kind of plot repeats several times, and the hero and heroine graduate. Almost happy ending! ! !
Banquet: The simple and pure heroine is invited to attend an important banquet. After dressing up, the heroine will be amazed (so the power of cosmetics is infinite~).At the banquet, a lot of women flirted with the male lead, and a lot of men flirted with the female lead, so the two people made a good banquet turbulent... So the male lead became jealous and endured... quick internal injury...
Describing girls as "light as a feather, you can't feel the weight at all!" (It's a lie!!!!!!!!!)
When hh reaches **, the male pig will always growl (nd, if you don’t growl, you can’t get out?)
Female: "I'd rather marry another man than you." Male: "Dare to try." (………)
The hero and heroine have dinner together.If the heroine eats a lot, the hero will stare at her affectionately, wipe the rice grains from the corner of her mouth for her, and say softly: You are so cute, frank, and not pretentious at all~~~ If the heroine eats less, the hero will Will feel distressed: eat more, you are too thin.Girls need to be fatter to hold them comfortably~~~~ Then the heroine is infinitely sweet and continues to sip food and drink soup~~ (Fortunately, there are very few such men in reality, otherwise girls all over the world will become fat Dudu~~~~ The world economy will also be affected! Those who sell slimming tea and fashion can't get along. A group of fat female pigs who are not afraid that no man will want them are dismissive of 'weight loss' and 'dressing up' drop.)
In campus romances, the author will always describe the appearance of male pig feet like this - hair, red, blue and silver (please combine it with the actual situation, please? Even if you write about aristocratic colleges, those who are rich are not Crazies who dyed their hair colorful, okay)
After timetraveling, there will always be someone by your side, probably a maidservant, crying while wiping away tears.When you wake up, I will tell you that you are the most inconspicuous child (or concubine) in the family, and for various reasons, you are required to replace your sister or sister to marry the royal xxx or some extremely powerful... Then on the day of the wedding, the groom wanted to humiliate her with an excuse (I won’t go into the details, I understand), and then the male lead was attracted by her stubbornness, and then they got together, embarrassing.
There are also female pig feet, who are bullied by rich and powerful male pig feet who are followed by nymphomaniacs, and then they are very dragged to broadcast in some school, on the loudspeaker, in front of the whole class, saying: "Huh, xxx I want to declare war on you!!!" (Speechless, your school radio speakers are so easy to get, like a scrap iron collector shouting every day: Buying broken... Do you have something new? Challenge to the end Like, "I...seem to be in love with you" or "Ah, no, no, I seem to be in love with xxx!" Makes me want to spurt blood...)
The two were about to eat, the male lead stared at the female lead's mouth with a cocky look, and then...the female lead: "Ugh...the meal hasn't been eaten yet..." The male lead: "I want to eat you now ..." (I'm going...to be funny when it's vulgar!!!)
Either the male protagonist has a blank relationship and doesn't know what love is; or he has only had a painful love once, and has avoided love like a snake since then;Either way, the heroine is the Terminator. (The heroine's domineering side leaks...)
If the heroine is injured and unconscious.After waking up, there must be a stubble-faced male protagonist who has been watching over her for a few days without sleeping, and then the female protagonist is so moved that he is confused... and we are together (can you come up with something new...)
So-and-so's eyes dimmed, and then he gave a nasty smile, or some kind of emotion flashed in So-and-so's eyes (they were all numb~~Actually, I really can't see any emotions...)
The hero takes off his clothes.The heroine opened her big eyes and said: "What are you doing?..." The hero smiled evilly: "What are you talking about..." (...Seeing this, click the fork decisively)
When the hero and heroine are passionately in love, there will definitely be a rival in love. Generally, the hero is cold, but a gentle rival will appear.The heroine's love rivals are usually scheming and pretend to be innocent...
The male protagonist will definitely bring the female protagonist to some banquet, and then the female protagonist will naturally wear a dress.What will I describe at this time, to show her concave and convex figure well...
The male protagonist dragged the female protagonist who lived in the mountains to escape, and then the female protagonist suddenly stopped and screamed: I didn't bring my rabbit, qin, book and flute (and so on)!Then the hero said affectionately: "It's okay! I'll get it for you!" Then he was caught by the enemy... (... When he was running for his life, he still remembered so many things... I really suspect that the heroine is an undercover agent of the enemy, deliberately Set a trap to kill the male pig...)
The heroine (or heroine), when talking to someone sincerely, how to love him (her), at this time, the heroine (or heroine) must listen behind, and she is so moved that she even burst into tears... ... (Dog. Blood plot!!!)
This is generally the case.The male protagonist: "Drink the medicine." The female protagonist: "Don't drink it." The male protagonist: "Do you want me to feed you with my mouth?" (... Then, you understand)
The husband of the female pig is either the emperor or the prince, he is either the queen or the princess, and then he does some earth-shattering things and attracts people's attention.Then he used the modern business spirit in ancient times, or he was a little stimulated and went to learn art for a few years, and then came back to take revenge on the male lead, and was finally accepted by the male lead, a happy ending. (Ni Ma......)
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