Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 451

"White Boa Constrictor" is now in a period of indecision and hesitation. ┏ _ ┓

The "coercion" based on bloodlines experienced from "Evil Nuwa" has been confirmed.But the white python, who possesses impressive strength, was surprised to find that the woman in front of him who brought him great pressure was only on par with him in strength.

This made Bai Mang unable to make up his mind.

If the other party really possesses the strength of "Saint Nuwa", it can easily be wiped out, and naturally it can't arouse the slightest desire to resist! ! !But the strength of the opponent is comparable to it, tsk tsk... You must know that the "backer" behind Bai Mang is also very good, as long as there is hope, Bai Mang is not afraid to fight the woman in front of him! ! !

However, what if the woman in front of her deliberately hides her realm and shows her weakness to the enemy?

Bai Mang was a little confused about the details of "Evil Nuwa", so he didn't dare to act rashly for a while.

From the point of view of the Qi Ling girl, since the "Evil Nuwa" reprimanded it majesticly, the white python has been lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment without saying a word.The girls decided arbitrarily that the white python had completely lost the courage to resist.

Beating the dog in the water, oh no, it should be "ruining" people tirelessly, which is what girls are most happy and good at.

Therefore, Bai Mang had no choice but to continue to be "chattered" by the girls.

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Chi girl: "You have to know that 90.00% of the elders care about the younger generation. There are only a few who are indifferent... For example, I once talked with my parents on the phone for a long time. About half an hour passed after I hung up the phone. My mother called back again and asked: Is there something wrong? Why did you sigh? Did you break up with that girl? The son burst into tears—in this world, only parents can hear the child’s inadvertent sigh... ..."

Orange girl: "... On the night of the New Year's Eve, my daughter couldn't go home to celebrate the New Year because of overtime work in other places. Although the father had been told that his daughter would not go back, he still braved the biting cold wind and waited for a long time at a small, sparsely populated station. My mother asked him to come back, but my father said: "What if she lied to us? Maybe she will come back at night." Later, when she heard her mother talk about this incident, her daughter felt as if she had been hammered It’s so uncomfortable to hit hard.”

Green girl: "...my boyfriend got a chronic disease. My mother, who is a doctor, concluded that the future is not optimistic, and firmly opposed my daughter's continued relationship with her boyfriend. My daughter has always held a grudge, and has continued to do things that hurt my mother. Until one day, my mother I couldn't hold back any more, and cried and said that my daughter was ignorant, "If it is possible, I would rather I have this disease, your father has this disease, and I don't want your boyfriend to have this disease-because you are my daughter, Mom really wants you to be happy...'"

Young girl: "...to go shopping, I spent more than 800 more! My son called home apologetically, and reported to them with a little embarrassment, 'Mom, I think I will have children in the future, and I must not be willing to spend money on him like this! ''Stupid child, when you become a parent, you will know it, and you will be willing to give up! The love of parents is the most selfless in the world! Do you know that last year I saw that you were not warm in cotton shoes, and you were outside My heart hurts from the cold feet...' My son was stunned at that moment."

Blue girl: "..."

(Hundreds of thousands of words of similar "nonsense" will be omitted below...)

The long "spiritual bombardment" has an end after all.The girls finally stopped giving some examples that the white python couldn't understand.

The red girl concluded: "...if you understand the good intentions of our elders and carry out the 'rectification' according to our requirements, I believe you can become a mature male animal. Well, it depends on you You probably look down on the word "成.精"? Let me tell you, Cheng. Ripe is a bright but not dazzling brilliance, a mellow but not greasy sound, a kind of sound that no longer needs to be The calmness of other people's observations, the atmosphere that finally stops appealing to the surroundings, the smile that ignores the noise, the indifference that washes away the extremes, the thickness that does not need to be announced, and the height that is not steep... "

The black girl interjected: "So don't pester Princess Jingwei anymore. Those who pick up girls are artists; those who pick up married women are adventurers; those who pick up widows are philanthropists; those who pick up single women are explorers; Girls are fantasists; female stars are capitalists; politicians are all lovers... As a mature male animal, you have to 'know what to do and retreat'..."

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Bai Mang was annoyed to death by the girls.

Its hard scales continued to draw obvious marks on the ground; its huge head twisted and twisted from time to time, looking irritable...Suddenly, its gaze stopped at a certain place.An anthropomorphic look of surprise appeared on its face.

Oh, it saw "Eighteen Hells".

Cough, at this moment, the "Eighteen Hells" seem to have permanently changed into the appearance of "Saint Nuwa"...

Bai Mang saw the two "nuwas" all at once, without paying close attention, the first thought that popped into his head was: what do I say?How can it be possible that the strength of the sage Nuwa looks "similar" to mine?After a long time of trouble, it turned out to be a fake! ! !I was fooled! ! !Hmph, how could Nuwa have two?They must all be fake... Well, they must have drank the "Water of the Illusory Spring" to become the saint Nuwa...

It only got half of it right.This is not to blame for it, with its IQ, it would never have been imagined that the "Saint Nuwa" would be divided into three! ! !

It is precisely because of this misunderstanding that Bai Mang's "courage value" has soared, and he has strengthened his determination to fight the "two counterfeit Nuwas"! ! !

The white python swept away the previous "declining momentum", and a shocking evil spirit erupted from all over his body.

It regained the arrogance of "everything is under its control", and asked aggressively: "Wow, you even dare to pretend to be my distant ancestor Nuwa God?! You still play on me like this! I really don't know how to live or die! Hmph, that's good, now let me learn what kind of abilities you fake nuwas have? How dare you do such an unreasonable thing?"

It roared, and jumped up fiercely... Because it was closer to the "Eighteen Hells", it first rushed towards her viciously.

The snake's mouth was wide open, and its fangs shone with a faint green light. It seemed that it wanted to bite the "Eighteen Hells" to death in one bite, chew them up, and swallow them...

This time it really picked the wrong opponent.

The current strength of "Eighteen Hells" is definitely n times more difficult than "Evil Nuwa".

Seeing the white python actively attacking her, "Eighteen Hells" sneered: "Things that don't know how to live or die!!!"

Amidst the angry reprimand, he casually stretched out his slender fingers like slicing onions, and pointed towards the white python's forehead.

A bit of black air emerged from its fingertips, and quickly hit the white python.In the blink of an eye, a small speck of black air turned into a huge "black mask".

Although this "black cover" is big, it is only one percent of the size of the white python.The girls couldn't help secretly guessing what the "Eighteen Hells" would do with such a "little black cover"?It can't completely cover the white python...

Sensitively, the white python smelled the dangerous breath from the "black hood", and quickly closed its mouth tightly - it was worried that the opponent would force the "black hood" into its mouth.

In fact, the Eighteen Hells really need to cover the white python with a "black cover" - there is no need to cover the whole thing.I saw that the "black mask" took advantage of the white python closing its giant mouth, and suddenly rushed forward, covering the whole giant python's head tightly.

The huge body of the white python "suddenly" fell down.

The screams of pain resounded through the heaven and earth...

Its struggles didn't last long either.After about a quarter of an hour, it became submerged, unable to move like a dead loach...

Girls know it's not dead.Joyfully, as victors, they all jumped onto the huge scales of the white python.

While jumping around on the immobile white python, the girls secretly wondered what "treasures" could be "searched" on the white python?While still not forgetting to act like an "elder" and teach it a lesson (typically to add insult to injury)——

"Hmph, you are such a wimp, how dare you plan on Princess Jingwei's idea? It's really beyond your control!!!"

"We are love. Bricks. We don't care about "36 Strategies of Love" and the like. It's too old-fashioned. If you want to be our 'thugs', you can k whoever we call you Who, we can consider teaching you some new skills in picking up girls and picking up girls!!!"

As if in order to increase the allure of the white python, the girls rushed to use the rather fresh trick of using "WeChat" to pick up girls (it can reach the level of a successful "dating a gun").

Wow, it is no longer a dream to protect 7 points "Black Wood Ear".The strategy of the girl is as follows——

Many years ago, people used to say that online dating is unreliable. Now it seems that this saying is outdated. Virtual space has become a part of everyone’s daily life. QQ, Renren, Weibo, WeChat, whether you are rich, handsome or poor Ugly and short, 7 points black or 5 points pink, these are all indispensable.In other words, it is not a fantasy for a man to encounter "high-scoring fungus" through virtual space.

Advantages of Wechat: Compared with QQ and Wechat, it is highly targeted and less blind; compared with Renren, although comprehensive and less authentic, it greatly improves the concealment and mystery. Even if you fail to make a date, you will not Ruined; Compared with Weibo, it is more timely.

The first step of dating: avatar

Choose a successful avatar and you're halfway there.What is a success profile picture? Out of 10 girls, 8 will look at the first impression, so your avatar must convey a message: I am tall, rich and handsome!How to convey as much rich and handsome information as possible in the space of a picture requires continuous improvement of posture level: for Apple products, for Jack Jones, for Mercedes-Benz and BMW, and for SLR cameras. (Be careful, too high-end equipment, many fungus can't understand).

Don't: any travel photos with green mountains and green waters, dormitory photos will be dead, unless you look like Wu Zun.

The second step of dating: find someone

There are many ways to find people, such as QR code, shake, QQ, mobile phone address book, and check nearby people.It is recommended to "check nearby people". After all, the theme of WeChat hookups is "only love strangers", but this stranger is too far away from us, so there is no intersection of chatting with us, which increases the difficulty of meeting.There is nothing to say about the selection, just look at the profile picture and choose the fungus you like.Of course, a little selfie angle, makeup, and PS common sense can help you rule out some of them.After reading the profile picture, you should also look at the signature. The signature represents the state of mind the fungus is in (in fact, whether a man can have sex with a woman has a lot to do with her state of mind at the time).

Example: So happy!I love you forever. (It is very difficult to win, or the cost of winning is too high)

Example: I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than a man's mouth. (You can go. But the heart of the injured woman is relatively closed. What you have to do is to open her heart and help her build new beliefs. The process is cumbersome)

Example: Ning Que Wu Lan, waiting for that person in my life. (Such a bold move. She is very lonely in her heart, full of romantic fantasies, and has a very high success rate)

The third step of dating: strike up a conversation

Everything is difficult at the beginning, how can we send our verification message so that it can be verified by the fungus?

The sample template is: "Is the profile picture of you, I seem to have seen you." I have done experiments, and 80% of them will verify and reply you: "Ah, where have you seen me?"

The fourth step of dating: exploration and self-display

You just look at her profile picture and think it's pretty good, but it's hard to be sure about her figure and skin.She thinks your avatar is pleasing to the eye, and she is curious about the fact that you have met her, but no matter how low your IQ is, the high-scoring fungus will not meet you based on these two points alone, so you have to test her next, And self-presentation to her. The most important thing at this stage is to be natural. Unnatural temptations, such as checking household registration, unnatural self-presentation, such as showing off, will arouse the boredom of the fungus.

Successful example: Fungus: Where have you seen me?Me: Drum Tower (I found it through "Check People Nearby", so as long as you name the most famous places nearby, she must have been there.) Fungus: Why don't I have an impression of you? (Think my appearance is at the level of "passer-by"?) Me: I was in the car at the time. (It’s a natural self-presentation, implying that the other party has a car. You can say the same without a car, you can use a bus, taxi, or a friend’s car to justify yourself).Fungus: Oh, you can remember this?Me: I remember that you are quite tall, you must be more than 1 meters, and you are quite white.Fungus: Did you recognize the wrong person? I am only 7 meters, white?so so.Me: Hehe, maybe you were wearing high heels that day, why don’t you post another photo and let me see if it’s you? (This is a natural temptation, and I have a general understanding of the height and skin color of the fungus)

about hobbies

When you ask to get acquainted, you and Fungus are still students, and she will often ask you about your usual hobbies. At this time, the coping strategy is: what hobbies cost money and say what.

Successful example 1: Me: Let’s get to know each other, it’s also fate.Fungus: Oh, what do you usually like to do?Me: Photography, collecting lenses and so on. (The one that can change the lens must be a SLR. Who doesn't know that a SLR costs money.) Fungus: Wow, I also love taking pictures, but they are all selfies with mobile phones.Me: Hehe, all girls are like this, someday I will take a photo for you, a professional photo.Fungus: Well, but I've gotten a little fat recently. (Actually, I was thinking in my heart, I don’t have to worry about my crazy 4s)

Successful example 2: Me: Let’s get to know each other, it’s also fate.Fungus: Oh, what do you usually like to do?Me: music, collecting musical instruments, headphones, stereos and so on. (Who doesn't know how to burn money playing music.) Fungus: You are so talented, I like Jay Chou's songs, the mp3 is full of his songs.Me: Listen to the mp3 pattern, someday I will listen to the CD with the Audio-Technica amp + Sennheiser headphones, the dive, the high-frequency extension, it will definitely give you a different feeling, by the way, I I will also play his "Quiet".Fungus: Well, you are really professional. (Actually, I was thinking in my heart, I don’t have to worry about my crazy 4s)

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Taboo: "Cheap hobbies" such as mountain climbing, playing games, and watching TV must not be regarded as the only hobbies.Hobbies such as playing basketball and drag racing should be mentioned carefully, such as "height is less than 1 meters, car is less than 8", so don't say it, so as not to dig your own grave. (Hey, this can be regarded as one of the aftereffects of China's entry into the "WTO": a few hundred thousand can realize the "small car dream" of countless people.)

about work

When you propose to get to know each other, and both you and Funeral have graduated, she will inevitably ask about your job. At this time, the coping strategy is: for a large company, emphasize the group; for a small company, emphasize the position.

Successful example 1: Me: Let’s get to know each other, it’s also fate.Fungus: Oh, what do you do for work?Me: I work at Sinopec (Even if you are the janitor in the communications office of a subsidiary of Sinopec, you have to emphasize the background of the group.) Fungus: Wow, a central enterprise, I envy ing.

Successful example 2: Me: Let's get to know each other, it's fate.Fungus: Oh, what do you do for work?Me: Director of the Marketing Department of XX Cultural Advertising Company (Actually, there are more than 20 people in your company.) Fungus: Wow, I became a supervisor at such a young age!

If you do the above four steps, it will be a matter of course to meet. This kind of meeting, in fact, the fungus also knows what it means and your purpose, as long as your state and performance in reality are not much different from how she feels about you on WeChat , love between men and women, needless to say.

Some people may think that saying this is too revealing, but in an impetuous age, who has the patience to understand a person's inner beauty?If there is, it is because he made a good impression on you in advance.

Love is like a flower, it never blooms, desire is like a weed, growing crazily.

These are just preliminary. Whether it can be protected or not depends on the performance in the future.

After the meeting, we must pay attention to a few points:

The purpose of coming out is to protect the fungus, not to act, force, or gain the limelight. Pay attention to controlling the expenses within the range you can afford, and don’t slap your face swollen to pretend to be fat, because it is common for cooked ducks to fly away.

When to meet, you have to choose a good time to ask her out. Before 8 o'clock in the evening, it is a cautious type. It is a bit difficult to get this kind of fungus.After 10 o'clock in the evening, it is expected to be circled and crossed. This type is easy to get in, but the probability of being black is relatively high.Maybe the next day you will be happy to be a father (or sadly get sick!!!)

Alas, these days, in this world, why not take risks? ? ? ...

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