Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 453 Dizzy!
Chapter 453 Dizzy!
Princess Jingwei's current mood is very contradictory. ∑飞㊣ ≥Uploaded by friends==
According to her heart, she also has a certain affection for Zi Xing.
As a legendary mythical figure of "suffering and deep hatred", Princess Jingwei's emotional world has always been in a "semi-closed" state.Zi Xing can make her feel good, mainly based on three factors.
At first, he accidentally obtained Zi Xing's Zuo Tui from the "Huanquan", and discovered the great value of Zuo Tui. After Jing Wei was surprised, he began to pay attention to Zi Xing; "The beautiful girl Eighteen Hells has the power to subdue the white python at will. Princess Jingwei naturally has to look at Zixing's power with admiration (very realistic considerations. It is generally unavoidable); the last reason is that Zixing "Speaking well", he can say so many touching "love words" casually... Jingwei seems calm on the surface, but ripples are unavoidable in his heart.
It seems that as long as it is a female animal, it will eat Zixing.
Although this set is extremely straightforward, rough without modification.
But at the same time, Jingwei is extremely vigilant in view of his special experience.
On the one hand, she is attracted by Zi Xing, and on the other hand, she suspects that Zi Xing "shows great hospitality" to her, with ulterior motives.
However, she remained calm, did not reject people thousands of miles away, and secretly observed Zi Xing...
Within two days, Jingwei discovered a problem that caused her a lot of headaches—the group of little girls surrounding Zi Xing and her were really too noisy.It made people dizzy.
That's how it goes--
Originally, even if Zi Xing said some "poetic words" to her, he would have to wait until the situation was right before saying it, which was "the icing on the cake".And the number of "love words" heard in a day is not too much, not too little, just right, just right... But the Qiling girls are unwilling to be lonely, and they use the name of "Brother Zi Xing" to take turns to beat Jing Wei " "Small report"——continuously dumping "brother Zi Xing's words about her that he likes her" like rice in a sack.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you...don't give up flying when you can fly! You When you are, you are everything, when you are not, everything is you! With your beautiful love, the sun will always shine. Late at night is when a person’s heart is most vulnerable, and it is also the time when he misses the craziest. Once, I wanted to be with you Share all my secrets, but now, you are my secret. Behind every single person hides at least one heartbreaking secret. I close my eyes and think I can forget, but the tears shed, no lie To myself... I am just an accident to you; you are a love to me. I love what can hurt me. It is best to fall in love only three times in a lifetime, once ignorant, once deep, and once a lifetime... …What hurts me more than losing you is that you didn’t even try to be with me. Loving someone is actually very simple. She makes you cry and disappoints you, but even so, she stands there, you still Will walk over to hold her hand, can't help it..." The red girl is "informing" Princess Jingwei.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you... This world is small, we met like this. This world It’s so big, it’s hard to see each other when we’re apart. The happiest thing is to share with you the bits and pieces of ordinary life every day. When I miss you, if you don’t know, I’ll feel lonely. When I miss you, you know I’m in When I think of you, I have comfort in my heart. When I think of you, if you also think of me, I will feel sweet. Walking on the clouds, jumping down, singing in mid-air; falling in love with you, falling, falling is like flying... ..." The orange girl is telling the truth.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you... I don't know how to love you, looking at you, it's me The only way. There are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. There are very few people I like, except you. The highest state of love is to withstand the ordinary fleeting years. I know that one day I will forget you , I have no expectations, I have no sadness, I just know it. The long and short time of my life, the days related to you, are the happiest. I love you not only because of your appearance, but also because of being with you When we are together, I look like you. I don’t need you to be perfect, I just need you to make me feel that I am the only one... You turned around proudly, I humbled love. I am not greedy, nor waiting. I found The person who feels right decides. I don’t like to look around. My time is limited. I want to use my limited time to live a better life with another person instead of using my life to find a better person. Those who stay by my side are the best... The child is asking for credit.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you...not because I am persistent, but because you are worth it. Every day Wake up in the morning and see both you and the sun. This is the future I want. Having you is the most beautiful legend in my life. Life is never fair. How much you get depends on how much you get to do your best. Work hard Live on. In your script, I am willing to be your supporting role. The premise is that this supporting role is irreplaceable. I don’t know if I raise my head, the sky will light up, but I know that if I keep my head down, no matter No matter what, I will never see the blue sky with my own eyes... Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world." The green girl is playing the role of "Bao inquire".
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming—that's what he said, I just tell you...A bosom friend is like a mirror, reflecting our nature The most beautiful part of life. What is "being loved"? It means that the shortcomings that you can't even tolerate yourself are accommodated... Useless things, no matter how cheap they are, don't buy them; people who don't love, no matter how lonely they are, don't rely on them .True love should be two people who understand each other, respect each other, do not entangle, do not tie down, do not possess, and then accompany them through a long journey. If I meet you, I will hold you tightly... Time will not make me forget you, but I will only get used to not having you. I decided to like you for the rest of my life, not yours, but mine. As long as I am still alive, I will always love you. …Love is a religion , believing in it is more expensive than believing in any other religion. It is fleeting, and when it passes by, it is like a naughty child who has to break something..." The young girl looked like she wanted to be a "matchmaker".
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you... If you start to miss me, remember, it's not me If you want to leave, you let go. If I treat you the way you treat me, I am afraid you will hate me. I am a person who is very afraid of contacting others. If I take the initiative to find you, it is because You are very important in my heart. If I don’t take the initiative to find you, it’s not because you are not important, but because I don’t know if I am important in your heart... I am waiting for someone, someone who is willing to come into my life and share my joy A person who is sad and happy, a person who knows that I have waited endlessly and therefore cherishes me more, a person who may not be able to participate in my yesterday but is willing to walk through every tomorrow with me hand in hand, a person who knows that I am not perfect but still likes it I even admire my imperfection. The person who admires the beauty... The most hurtful words always come from the most gentle mouth. This world is small, we just met like this. This world is very big, it is difficult to see each other when we are apart. Those who understand me don't need to explain. Those who don't understand me, why bother to explain... I thought that one day, I would completely forget about love and you, but suddenly one day, I heard an old song, I Because of this song, we listened to it together. You paled my waiting and satirized my persistence. I want to know, how will you remember me? With a smile or in silence? Or you Will you forget, forget that in your fleeting years, someone like me has been here? I can't give anything except sincerity, but you just don't want to..." The blue girl said to Princess Jingwei in a gentle manner explain.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-that's what he said, I only tell you... If, I know that one day, I will love you so much I will definitely keep my best side on the day you and I met. I am not greedy, the best satisfaction is the care you give. Love is not a vigorous vow, but a plain companionship. You will never I can't see how I look when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side... I am used to your warmth, and I am nostalgic for it. After leaving me, is there any happier? I also want to have I am personally afraid of losing me. If the lovers who broke up can still be friends, if they have never been in love, they are still in love...." The purple girl is not left behind.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you...I want someone who understands me, even if I have nothing Said. Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world. Life is too short to leave time for us to wake up with regrets every day. So love those who treat you well and forget those who do not cherish Your person. In the journey of life, there will always be a period of time when you need to walk and carry by yourself. Don’t feel afraid, don’t feel lonely, this is just the price of growing up.” The black girl is not absent either.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you...Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, doesn't it Because you are not worthy, but you deserve better. Happiness is really simple: someone loves, something to do, something to look forward to. Acquaintance, acquaintance, companionship, we have the most beautiful memories. At least when we are old, we still There will be this memory for us to relive carefully. The lonely sky, the wanton raindrops falling, the empty blue, the world that hides the melancholy. Because I love you, I can watch you fly to a happier place. You Never gave me a look back, but I always smile at you. If one day I give up, please remember, it's because you don't care..."
"..."
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Princess Jingwei was finally annoyed by a group of enthusiastic little girls.
No matter how beautiful the language is stuffed too far, it will also "nausea". Princess Jingwei feels like this now.
Her face was very ugly, and she strongly urged the girls to change the subject.
"What topic should I change?" the black girl asked innocently.
"You can change anything!!! As long as you don't get entangled with 'true intentions' or 'I'm just telling you'..." Jingwei looked worried.
"That's good. Let's talk about 'food'...is that okay?" The red girl said "follow goodness".
Jing Wei nodded: "Yes." Jing Wei secretly thought: "I am also interested in food. This sounds very happy..."
Then, what happened next was far beyond her imagination——
First of all, she has never even heard of the "food" called "Oreo" discussed by the girls (in this way, she can only be reduced to a bystander, unable to express her opinions).
To be honest, if Princess Jingwei has heard of "Oreo", then it's called "Damn".Oreo was born in 1912. As soon as it went on the market, it quickly became the best-selling sandwich biscuit in the United States. It is the superstar of Kraft Foods and the king of biscuits, and is synonymous with chocolate-flavored sandwich biscuits around the world.There are different opinions about the origin of the name "Oreo", but it is impossible to verify it now.Some people believe that Oreo's name comes from French, which means "gold", because the original packaging of Oreo was gold...
The red girl said solemnly: "...A while ago, I had three poops very coolly, but the poops were all black! I was quite scared, thinking that it was because I wasted too much on my young body, which caused me to go to bed. Gastrointestinal bleeding. Later, the knowledgeable elder brother Zi Xing told me that I didn’t know that eating ‘Oreo’ poop would be black?… Looking back, the day I pooped black poop, I did eat Oreo for a whole day Leo!"
"That's right, that's right. Same black! Same black! I'm crying, I don't know if I have a confidant!" The orange girl nodded repeatedly and said in agreement: "When I travel in another time and space, I can be regarded as an out-and-out Lazy people usually go out to eat lazily, so the dormitory often stores a lot of biscuits. It happened that the Oreos in the supermarket were on sale, so I bought a box of them excitedly. After eating Oreos every day, the shit came out The effect is really incomparable! After checking online, it turned out that there are so many people like me who eat Oreos and produce black stools... In short, it was confirmed that I was not sick, and I felt very relieved!..."
When the two of them talked like this, the other girls were immediately very interested, and they rushed to express their opinions.
The girl Huang asked with a serious face: "Everyone said, are those Oreos eaten by the eldest sister and second sister made of shit? Those famous brand foods, I really worry about their production process and raw materials..."
Green girl: "It's not hard to prove it. For example, you can eat some Skittles and see if you will have colorful poop. Drink Coke and see if you will also have black poop?... Well, use' The reverse method is also possible, that is, break open the stool and see if it is white? Colored? Or black?"
Young girl: "There is another possibility, that is, there is a problem with the digestive system! No digestion at all! No matter what you eat, it will still be the same! It is not surprising at all, my stool is often embedded with grains of yum and hua Raw, and as long as you eat nuts, they basically come out as they go in... Uh, according to this principle, if you eat a bag of big poop, you might pull out an Oreo!!! Egg yolks are also crispy Crispy, the poop will become healthy and clear yellow!!! Dip some milk and eat it, and the poop will turn white. You can also try it with curry... Uh, yes, no wonder I pooped one day last month The poop is three-se... I just remembered that I ate Kang.Master 3+2 that day..."
Blue girl: "Your stomach is so powerful! Drink a catty of Erguotou, and you can produce wine? Well, if you eat Guang. Strawberry flavored, wouldn’t that mean black and pink poop?”
Purple Girl: "... What's the point of eating Oreo black shit? People who have pulled out the whole Flammulina velutipes drift away... Besides, it's nothing to pull out the whole Flammulina velutipes, but half of the Flammulina velutipes is pulled out. It's a roundworm. People who pulled it out with their hands floated by... Another time, I pulled out a whole green onion and a whole grain of yumi-the experience of pulling the green onion was exactly the same as pulling the enoki mushroom before! "
Black girl: "...Too bad, I ate five donuts, I guess there will be an Olympic Games tomorrow... I went to buy Oreos today and I'm waiting excitedly Tomorrow's results... In other words, I have pulled out fungus, yumi, and red bayberry, and the fungus was pulled out one by one. I think if it is a three-year natural disaster, I can wash it and eat it again... "
"Finally found the organization! It turns out that there are so many colleagues who are still studying by the toilet for a long time after shitting!" The white girl sighed and said: "...The results I observed are like this: cantaloupe, cantaloupe—light green Se poop; watermelon - red poop; mulberry - black and purple poop; olive greens, black sesame seeds and an edible activated charcoal tablet (forget what disease it is for) - black poop; Chinese medicine ——piss smelling like yao; boiled mutton——piss smelling like mutton… Once, after I defecated, the whole latrine smelled like pineapple… I couldn’t figure it out… Well, I ate an egg today, I really look forward to pulling out a little chicken tomorrow. Do you think it is possible?"
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Although she didn't understand very well, Princess Jingwei was still "disgusted".
What kind of girls are these? ? ?
From "Da Ya" to "Da Vulgar", it can make you dizzy...
Crazy! ! !
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Princess Jingwei's current mood is very contradictory. ∑飞㊣ ≥Uploaded by friends==
According to her heart, she also has a certain affection for Zi Xing.
As a legendary mythical figure of "suffering and deep hatred", Princess Jingwei's emotional world has always been in a "semi-closed" state.Zi Xing can make her feel good, mainly based on three factors.
At first, he accidentally obtained Zi Xing's Zuo Tui from the "Huanquan", and discovered the great value of Zuo Tui. After Jing Wei was surprised, he began to pay attention to Zi Xing; "The beautiful girl Eighteen Hells has the power to subdue the white python at will. Princess Jingwei naturally has to look at Zixing's power with admiration (very realistic considerations. It is generally unavoidable); the last reason is that Zixing "Speaking well", he can say so many touching "love words" casually... Jingwei seems calm on the surface, but ripples are unavoidable in his heart.
It seems that as long as it is a female animal, it will eat Zixing.
Although this set is extremely straightforward, rough without modification.
But at the same time, Jingwei is extremely vigilant in view of his special experience.
On the one hand, she is attracted by Zi Xing, and on the other hand, she suspects that Zi Xing "shows great hospitality" to her, with ulterior motives.
However, she remained calm, did not reject people thousands of miles away, and secretly observed Zi Xing...
Within two days, Jingwei discovered a problem that caused her a lot of headaches—the group of little girls surrounding Zi Xing and her were really too noisy.It made people dizzy.
That's how it goes--
Originally, even if Zi Xing said some "poetic words" to her, he would have to wait until the situation was right before saying it, which was "the icing on the cake".And the number of "love words" heard in a day is not too much, not too little, just right, just right... But the Qiling girls are unwilling to be lonely, and they use the name of "Brother Zi Xing" to take turns to beat Jing Wei " "Small report"——continuously dumping "brother Zi Xing's words about her that he likes her" like rice in a sack.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you...don't give up flying when you can fly! You When you are, you are everything, when you are not, everything is you! With your beautiful love, the sun will always shine. Late at night is when a person’s heart is most vulnerable, and it is also the time when he misses the craziest. Once, I wanted to be with you Share all my secrets, but now, you are my secret. Behind every single person hides at least one heartbreaking secret. I close my eyes and think I can forget, but the tears shed, no lie To myself... I am just an accident to you; you are a love to me. I love what can hurt me. It is best to fall in love only three times in a lifetime, once ignorant, once deep, and once a lifetime... …What hurts me more than losing you is that you didn’t even try to be with me. Loving someone is actually very simple. She makes you cry and disappoints you, but even so, she stands there, you still Will walk over to hold her hand, can't help it..." The red girl is "informing" Princess Jingwei.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you... This world is small, we met like this. This world It’s so big, it’s hard to see each other when we’re apart. The happiest thing is to share with you the bits and pieces of ordinary life every day. When I miss you, if you don’t know, I’ll feel lonely. When I miss you, you know I’m in When I think of you, I have comfort in my heart. When I think of you, if you also think of me, I will feel sweet. Walking on the clouds, jumping down, singing in mid-air; falling in love with you, falling, falling is like flying... ..." The orange girl is telling the truth.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you... I don't know how to love you, looking at you, it's me The only way. There are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. There are very few people I like, except you. The highest state of love is to withstand the ordinary fleeting years. I know that one day I will forget you , I have no expectations, I have no sadness, I just know it. The long and short time of my life, the days related to you, are the happiest. I love you not only because of your appearance, but also because of being with you When we are together, I look like you. I don’t need you to be perfect, I just need you to make me feel that I am the only one... You turned around proudly, I humbled love. I am not greedy, nor waiting. I found The person who feels right decides. I don’t like to look around. My time is limited. I want to use my limited time to live a better life with another person instead of using my life to find a better person. Those who stay by my side are the best... The child is asking for credit.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you...not because I am persistent, but because you are worth it. Every day Wake up in the morning and see both you and the sun. This is the future I want. Having you is the most beautiful legend in my life. Life is never fair. How much you get depends on how much you get to do your best. Work hard Live on. In your script, I am willing to be your supporting role. The premise is that this supporting role is irreplaceable. I don’t know if I raise my head, the sky will light up, but I know that if I keep my head down, no matter No matter what, I will never see the blue sky with my own eyes... Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world." The green girl is playing the role of "Bao inquire".
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming—that's what he said, I just tell you...A bosom friend is like a mirror, reflecting our nature The most beautiful part of life. What is "being loved"? It means that the shortcomings that you can't even tolerate yourself are accommodated... Useless things, no matter how cheap they are, don't buy them; people who don't love, no matter how lonely they are, don't rely on them .True love should be two people who understand each other, respect each other, do not entangle, do not tie down, do not possess, and then accompany them through a long journey. If I meet you, I will hold you tightly... Time will not make me forget you, but I will only get used to not having you. I decided to like you for the rest of my life, not yours, but mine. As long as I am still alive, I will always love you. …Love is a religion , believing in it is more expensive than believing in any other religion. It is fleeting, and when it passes by, it is like a naughty child who has to break something..." The young girl looked like she wanted to be a "matchmaker".
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you... If you start to miss me, remember, it's not me If you want to leave, you let go. If I treat you the way you treat me, I am afraid you will hate me. I am a person who is very afraid of contacting others. If I take the initiative to find you, it is because You are very important in my heart. If I don’t take the initiative to find you, it’s not because you are not important, but because I don’t know if I am important in your heart... I am waiting for someone, someone who is willing to come into my life and share my joy A person who is sad and happy, a person who knows that I have waited endlessly and therefore cherishes me more, a person who may not be able to participate in my yesterday but is willing to walk through every tomorrow with me hand in hand, a person who knows that I am not perfect but still likes it I even admire my imperfection. The person who admires the beauty... The most hurtful words always come from the most gentle mouth. This world is small, we just met like this. This world is very big, it is difficult to see each other when we are apart. Those who understand me don't need to explain. Those who don't understand me, why bother to explain... I thought that one day, I would completely forget about love and you, but suddenly one day, I heard an old song, I Because of this song, we listened to it together. You paled my waiting and satirized my persistence. I want to know, how will you remember me? With a smile or in silence? Or you Will you forget, forget that in your fleeting years, someone like me has been here? I can't give anything except sincerity, but you just don't want to..." The blue girl said to Princess Jingwei in a gentle manner explain.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-that's what he said, I only tell you... If, I know that one day, I will love you so much I will definitely keep my best side on the day you and I met. I am not greedy, the best satisfaction is the care you give. Love is not a vigorous vow, but a plain companionship. You will never I can't see how I look when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side... I am used to your warmth, and I am nostalgic for it. After leaving me, is there any happier? I also want to have I am personally afraid of losing me. If the lovers who broke up can still be friends, if they have never been in love, they are still in love...." The purple girl is not left behind.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you...I want someone who understands me, even if I have nothing Said. Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world. Life is too short to leave time for us to wake up with regrets every day. So love those who treat you well and forget those who do not cherish Your person. In the journey of life, there will always be a period of time when you need to walk and carry by yourself. Don’t feel afraid, don’t feel lonely, this is just the price of growing up.” The black girl is not absent either.
"...Sister Jingwei, I heard Brother Zixing confide Lu's true feelings for you when he was dreaming-he said so, I only tell you...Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, doesn't it Because you are not worthy, but you deserve better. Happiness is really simple: someone loves, something to do, something to look forward to. Acquaintance, acquaintance, companionship, we have the most beautiful memories. At least when we are old, we still There will be this memory for us to relive carefully. The lonely sky, the wanton raindrops falling, the empty blue, the world that hides the melancholy. Because I love you, I can watch you fly to a happier place. You Never gave me a look back, but I always smile at you. If one day I give up, please remember, it's because you don't care..."
"..."
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Princess Jingwei was finally annoyed by a group of enthusiastic little girls.
No matter how beautiful the language is stuffed too far, it will also "nausea". Princess Jingwei feels like this now.
Her face was very ugly, and she strongly urged the girls to change the subject.
"What topic should I change?" the black girl asked innocently.
"You can change anything!!! As long as you don't get entangled with 'true intentions' or 'I'm just telling you'..." Jingwei looked worried.
"That's good. Let's talk about 'food'...is that okay?" The red girl said "follow goodness".
Jing Wei nodded: "Yes." Jing Wei secretly thought: "I am also interested in food. This sounds very happy..."
Then, what happened next was far beyond her imagination——
First of all, she has never even heard of the "food" called "Oreo" discussed by the girls (in this way, she can only be reduced to a bystander, unable to express her opinions).
To be honest, if Princess Jingwei has heard of "Oreo", then it's called "Damn".Oreo was born in 1912. As soon as it went on the market, it quickly became the best-selling sandwich biscuit in the United States. It is the superstar of Kraft Foods and the king of biscuits, and is synonymous with chocolate-flavored sandwich biscuits around the world.There are different opinions about the origin of the name "Oreo", but it is impossible to verify it now.Some people believe that Oreo's name comes from French, which means "gold", because the original packaging of Oreo was gold...
The red girl said solemnly: "...A while ago, I had three poops very coolly, but the poops were all black! I was quite scared, thinking that it was because I wasted too much on my young body, which caused me to go to bed. Gastrointestinal bleeding. Later, the knowledgeable elder brother Zi Xing told me that I didn’t know that eating ‘Oreo’ poop would be black?… Looking back, the day I pooped black poop, I did eat Oreo for a whole day Leo!"
"That's right, that's right. Same black! Same black! I'm crying, I don't know if I have a confidant!" The orange girl nodded repeatedly and said in agreement: "When I travel in another time and space, I can be regarded as an out-and-out Lazy people usually go out to eat lazily, so the dormitory often stores a lot of biscuits. It happened that the Oreos in the supermarket were on sale, so I bought a box of them excitedly. After eating Oreos every day, the shit came out The effect is really incomparable! After checking online, it turned out that there are so many people like me who eat Oreos and produce black stools... In short, it was confirmed that I was not sick, and I felt very relieved!..."
When the two of them talked like this, the other girls were immediately very interested, and they rushed to express their opinions.
The girl Huang asked with a serious face: "Everyone said, are those Oreos eaten by the eldest sister and second sister made of shit? Those famous brand foods, I really worry about their production process and raw materials..."
Green girl: "It's not hard to prove it. For example, you can eat some Skittles and see if you will have colorful poop. Drink Coke and see if you will also have black poop?... Well, use' The reverse method is also possible, that is, break open the stool and see if it is white? Colored? Or black?"
Young girl: "There is another possibility, that is, there is a problem with the digestive system! No digestion at all! No matter what you eat, it will still be the same! It is not surprising at all, my stool is often embedded with grains of yum and hua Raw, and as long as you eat nuts, they basically come out as they go in... Uh, according to this principle, if you eat a bag of big poop, you might pull out an Oreo!!! Egg yolks are also crispy Crispy, the poop will become healthy and clear yellow!!! Dip some milk and eat it, and the poop will turn white. You can also try it with curry... Uh, yes, no wonder I pooped one day last month The poop is three-se... I just remembered that I ate Kang.Master 3+2 that day..."
Blue girl: "Your stomach is so powerful! Drink a catty of Erguotou, and you can produce wine? Well, if you eat Guang. Strawberry flavored, wouldn’t that mean black and pink poop?”
Purple Girl: "... What's the point of eating Oreo black shit? People who have pulled out the whole Flammulina velutipes drift away... Besides, it's nothing to pull out the whole Flammulina velutipes, but half of the Flammulina velutipes is pulled out. It's a roundworm. People who pulled it out with their hands floated by... Another time, I pulled out a whole green onion and a whole grain of yumi-the experience of pulling the green onion was exactly the same as pulling the enoki mushroom before! "
Black girl: "...Too bad, I ate five donuts, I guess there will be an Olympic Games tomorrow... I went to buy Oreos today and I'm waiting excitedly Tomorrow's results... In other words, I have pulled out fungus, yumi, and red bayberry, and the fungus was pulled out one by one. I think if it is a three-year natural disaster, I can wash it and eat it again... "
"Finally found the organization! It turns out that there are so many colleagues who are still studying by the toilet for a long time after shitting!" The white girl sighed and said: "...The results I observed are like this: cantaloupe, cantaloupe—light green Se poop; watermelon - red poop; mulberry - black and purple poop; olive greens, black sesame seeds and an edible activated charcoal tablet (forget what disease it is for) - black poop; Chinese medicine ——piss smelling like yao; boiled mutton——piss smelling like mutton… Once, after I defecated, the whole latrine smelled like pineapple… I couldn’t figure it out… Well, I ate an egg today, I really look forward to pulling out a little chicken tomorrow. Do you think it is possible?"
……
Although she didn't understand very well, Princess Jingwei was still "disgusted".
What kind of girls are these? ? ?
From "Da Ya" to "Da Vulgar", it can make you dizzy...
Crazy! ! !
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