Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 457 Very Arrogant Guy!

Zi Xing and the "Eighteen Hells" sank to the depths of the "Illusive Spring", and they were still a few thousand meters away from the left tui, and stopped vigilantly. 【^】Book mi group 4∴8065

Princess Jingwei has been entangled by Qi Ling girls.For the time being, there is no need to worry about the "self-destruction device" of "Huanquan" being "detonated" by the Jingwei—the reason why Zixing and "Eighteen Hells" are so cautious and step-by-step is mainly because they are worried about touching the ancient formation by mistake and attracting attacks.

Most of the power of the ancient array is applied to the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation".But it was something inherited from the prehistoric period, and it might have unexpected magic——Zi Xing didn't dare to take it lightly.

Facts have proved that Zi Xing's cognition has a little deviation.

He's ignoring an object that needs more focus.Looking back afterwards, Zi Xing was secretly a little scared.

Fortunately, the guy who was ignored by Zi Xing was a guy with a very good personality, and he didn't take any tricks of "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger" to deal a heavy blow to Zi Xing.

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When Zi Xing and the "Eighteen Hells" carefully inspected the ancient formation, a very arrogant voice suddenly sounded, which made Zi Xing's ears ring.

It was a male voice, sounding old, but he was yelling incomparably arrogantly: "Okay. I have been trapped here for n ten thousand years. There is a 'new face' to visit me. Haha! Tell me! , what is the origin of you boys and girls?"

When the male voice sounded at first, Zi Xing was taken aback.But he didn't react immediately: the male voice was talking to him.

When he heard the second half of the sentence, when the other party directly referred to him and "Eighteen Hells" as "boys and girls", Zi Xing came back to his senses.I'm talking about him.

Gathering his mind and observing carefully, he finally confirmed that the male voice came from under the "left tui"...

This discovery inevitably set off a wave of "turmoil" in Zi Xing's heart. At this moment, it is acting as the "eye" of the ancient formation, and the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" is being sealed under the formation's eyes—it turned out to be that guy!!!

Zi Xing did not expect that after the group of "Jieyun" was banned, he could still observe the scene outside the ancient formation "without hindrance"; It was far beyond Zi Xing's expectations.

All kinds of signs showed that even though that guy became a "prisoner", his remaining power should not be underestimated.

Before, I thought it was necessary to concentrate on dealing with the ancient formation, but I didn't expect it to be more difficult. It was the "Jieyun"! ! !

Azusa thought of a little girl from America who "bought a famous painting worth $7 on Taobao for $10", and felt that she was not as "accurate" as that little girl——

Ai Lin, a girl from Virginia, USA, bought a landscape oil painting at a price of 7 dollars because she liked the frame when she was visiting the "flea market". When she was about to tear off the oil painting and throw it away, her mother suggested that she should It is best to ask an expert to appraise the painting first. The girl is very obedient and does what her mother wants.After identification, it was found that it was an authentic painting by the French Impressionist painter Renoir that had been lost for many years—the estimated value was as high as 10 US dollars. (This price is indeed not too high in the world of calligraphy and painting. However, Zi Xing has never heard of the painter's name, and he is an "Impressionist". It can be sold for 10 US dollars, which is also a windfall.)

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Zi Xing secretly became worried.

Quietly communicating with the "Eighteen Hells" using the traditional technique of "sound transmission into secrets".Zi Xing especially focused on consulting the Eighteen Hells: How sure is it to subdue the "Mother of the Little Heavenly Tribulation"? "Eighteen Hells" also secretly assured Zi Xing: Don't worry!I will definitely be able to tidy up that guy!

"Eighteen Hells" also used "sound transmission into secret" to remind Zi Xing: "In my opinion, that group of 'Jieyun' is also a strong outsider, and it barely maintains an 'empty shelf' to not fall!!! Think about it, if If it still retains its strong strength, why can't it see through my prototype as an 'artifact' at a glance? Instead, it mistook me for a young girl?"

After hearing the confident analysis of "Eighteen Hells", Zi Xing let go of a part of his heart.

Zi Xing's curiosity was also aroused.

Silently opened the "Eye of Great Dreams" to carefully observe the situation under the ancient formation.But I saw that the "Jieyun" at this time has undergone new changes compared with the time I saw it before. <One piece, but now it has an appearance that resembles human facial features.However, the facial features are really ugly: protruding ears, sunken pig nose, triangular eyes (the shape of the triangle is somewhat irregular), wide mouth (the kind that can be described as "bloody mouth" when opened)...

I asked Zi Xing and the "Eighteen Hells" a question, but got no response at all. "Jieyun" was extremely dissatisfied, and said to Zi Xing angrily: "Boy, what do I ask you? Hmph, if I haven't been trapped here for too long, I want to find someone to talk to, so I'll take your bad attitude just now. I will not let you go first! You will only have to be punished by me!!!"

Zixing's heart skipped a beat.

Since the other party was bored and wanted to chat with someone, he just took the opportunity to get some useful information from the other party.At the same time, it can also cover the "Eighteen Hells", which will help her carry out the action of subduing "Jieyun".

Thinking of this, Zixing's attitude towards "Jieyun" suddenly became enthusiastic.

Gossips are originally Zi Xing's forte.He came up with a very simple "I am diving into the magic spring with my sister to hunt for treasure", and then asked why "Jieyun" is so sacred?Why did you spend so long at the bottom of the sea?

That "Jie Yun" is also a guy who really cares about face.It mistakenly thought that Zi Xing and the "Eighteen Hells" really didn't know its details, so it gave a half-truthful reason that made Zi Xing dumbfounded-it thought its girlfriend was ugly, and it was very difficult to take it out. under pressure.Later, a series of things happened, his girlfriend made him lose face, and he no longer had the face to hang in the "cultivation world", so he simply ran to the deepest part of the sea and "lived in seclusion"...

"Jieyun" complained to Zi Xing endlessly: "...my girlfriend is so ugly!!! Here, here, I will use magic to create her appearance for you, take a look It’s very stressful to bring out such a ‘Taoist companion’. What should I do? I think back then, when I belonged to the sect of cultivators, there were mostly men and cultivators, and there were very few female cultivators. This was the root cause of my ‘tragedy’ One. In my class, there were more than forty comprehension students, and there were only four female students. I started chasing female students as soon as I entered the school. After chasing for several years, I still hadn’t caught up with them. Finally, I had to give up. My girlfriend is my junior sister, she was the one chasing me at the time. I don’t think there is any female Taoist who is willing to be my "daoist partner" anyway, so I accepted it. It’s so young and ignorant, it’s too careless... This is what buried it It's the bane!!!"

"... To be honest, I thought she was pretty good at the time, but she wasn't pretty, nor was she ugly. I don't know why, but since we started dating, I think she looks uglier and uglier. Once, I went to talk to other Men's fellow cultivators had a party, and my girlfriend went with me. After the party, an outspoken male fellow Taoist pulled me aside and said: Dude, the female Taoist partner you picked is too ugly!! ! I was ashamed at the time."

"...the cultivator sect I joined also has beauties, but it's a pity that beauties don't like me. Sometimes on the road, I see a beautiful woman walking towards me, and I feel very moved. I can't help but look at two Eye. But, why don’t those beautiful girls belong to me, but to someone else? Why is it this ugly girl who belongs to me? I’m very depressed and can’t figure it out.”

"...From then on, I try not to go out with her during the day, such as dating, shopping, etc., I always choose at night. My girlfriend doesn't know what I'm thinking, and even makes a very shy expression, pretending to be cute Said: You are so bad! Pull people into the woods at night! When she said this, looking at her ugly face, I almost vomited. I thought, should I break up with her? Find a new girl Friends as cultivators? However, I know too few female cultivators, and it is too difficult to find a new girlfriend. So now I am conflicted: Should I break up with her and find another one? Or continue like this with her ?... I was troubled by this problem and couldn't find an ideal solution, so I just stayed here, thinking hard, and living a life like "practicing Zen" every day... It's so sad!!!"

Seeing "Jieyun" shamelessly making infamous remarks, the Qiling girls couldn't hold back anymore.

Although the Qi Ling girls' main attention at the moment is on dealing with Princess Jingwei.But as "artifact spirits", as long as Zi Xing has the "Horcrux Suit", they can appear beside Zi Xing at any time and receive "what they see and hear" from Zi Xing at any time.

The girls didn't "jump out" either, only their cute faces appeared on Zi Xing's "horcrux suit"...

The red girl couldn't help but said to "Jieyun": "What are you worried about? With your face, your girlfriend should be worried!!"

The orange girl echoed: "Yeah, you have the nerve to despise others just because you look like a pig? Is there any reason?"

Huang. Girl: "Although I also know that your words can't be taken seriously! But I still can't help but say something. Originally, your girlfriend looked ordinary alone, but compared with you, she became a fairy!" "

Green girl: "The girl is average in length, the boy is like Jin Shirotake, but he has been run over by the compactor n times..."

Young girl: "...Looking at your face, you look like a disabled person with intellectual disabilities!!!"

White girl: "...if you have a bit of conscience, don't say that your girlfriend is ugly. You are the one who looks so sorry to the audience!!! You have the face of a pig and have the face to criticize others. That girl is blind to fall in love with." you!!!"

The purple girl said disdainfully: "...you are really confident!!! Why don't people know themselves!!!??? I am not Pan An or Song Yu, but I ask my girlfriend to be Chang'e??? The one you joined The Cultivation Men faction is an out-and-out 'thick.black.pai', right???!!!"

The black girl warned it solemnly: "If you want to change your girlfriend, you must first look at your own conditions!!! Gao Fushuai, the left and right words are insulated from you, and the middle word can touch the top, then consider your problem???"

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What a sharp-tongued bunch.

Zi Xing saw that "Jieyun"'s face had become ugly (it was also ugly at first. Only "uglier", not "ugliest"), so he hurriedly came to "round the field" to ease the tense situation.

Zixing didn't want to fall out with "Jieyun" just like this.Wouldn't it delay the difficulty of the "Eighteen Hells" to subdue it by confronting it head-on?You can't artificially create difficulties for the "Eighteen Hells"! ! !

Thinking of this, Zi Xing quickly follows the meaning of "Jieyun" and advises it on how to "righteously" abandon its "Tao Companion" who is no longer satisfactory.

Zi Xing thinks that the most straightforward and effective way is to tell her "I have another Taoist partner".Of course, in order to ensure that one's reputation is not damaged (reputation is still important in the "cultivation world"), one can give the following dignified reasons for "finding another little honey"——

[-]. Accidentally caused trouble while drunk. (Shameless level: ☆☆)

It's not my fault, it's all caused by alcohol.Maybe it would be better to explain it with the sentence that a man thinks with his lower body.Occasionally, maybe it can be forgiven, I'm afraid that peach blossoms will blossom from now on.

[-]. She has been pestering me, and there is nothing I can do. (Shameless level: ☆☆)

Leave yourself very clear and put all the responsibility on the other party.Really, 100% of the male compatriots who say such things are "Sagittarius", the upper body looks human, but the lower body reveals their true colors of "birds and beasts".

[-]. She can help my career, can you? (Shameless level: ☆☆☆)

Just like the unspoken rules in the entertainment industry, many men want to start their careers quickly, and they are close to their bosses and bridesmaids. As long as it helps their careers, they are willing to let go of their dignity. Getting money is a win-win!

[-]. I love you, I love my child, and I love her.Wife and children are small. Three, one cannot be missing. (Shameless level: ☆☆☆☆)

(I don’t know if this should be called fraternity or abuse. Love is not equal to friendship. The more friends you have, the better. Love is not only specific, but also needs to have a sense of responsibility. Maybe this kind of person will regret that he was not born in a family that allows three wives .[-]. The age of concubines, but I think this kind of people are more suitable to return to the matrilineal society.)

(However, this excuse should obviously not apply to "Jieyun". Because that guy seems determined to get rid of his 'little junior sister'.)

[-]. What are you chattering about?Taking care of you every day, your parents, brothers and sisters all rely on the old man, I have a woman, but I will eat less or drink less? (Shameless level: ☆☆☆☆)

Very rich and powerful cow. b. pulls the shape! ! ! (I don’t know that the so-called successful career of mine is mostly because of the woman in the family who takes care of you carefully. Money can buy a woman, but it can buy you to accompany you until old age, and to be with you. A woman who will never leave?)

[-]. Who asked you to give birth to a daughter for me?I went out just to find someone to have a son for me. (Shameless level: ☆☆☆☆☆)

(Let’s not comment on the idea of ​​patriarchy over women, this reason is really shameless. The main reason for giving birth to boys and girls is women?! Don’t blame the land if you don’t want seeds. In addition, if you have a son who inherits these "excellent qualities" ", it is better not to be born.)

[-]. Look at how capable I am, so many women like me, which shows that I am attractive, and you should be happy that you have found a husband with thousands of mistresses. (Shameless level: ☆☆☆☆☆)

(Uh, I can't comment on this kind of shameless buddy who is against the sky!!!)

... and so on! ! ! ! !

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For those "shameless reasons" that even the "Qi Ling girl" can't stand, "Jie Yun" actually felt delighted and nodded frequently.

"Jieyun" repeatedly praised Zi Xing: "You are very good. You look like someone who does great things..."

"I can't do any big things," Zi Xing said very modestly: "It's just that being an emperor hunhun usually has nothing to do, so he governs the country and kills the boring time. How can he compare with you, a senior in the cultivation world?" Woolen cloth?"

"Oh, you are still the monarch of a human country? Governing the country is a labor-intensive effort, and it will greatly affect the time spent on cultivation."

Zi Xing said: "Actually, the impact is not too great. We manage a country like a small restaurant, basically it doesn't take too much trouble..."

"It's like managing a small restaurant?" "Jie Yun" was also surprised and puzzled by this kind of argument.

"Yes. There is only one restaurant in a village, and everyone has to go to that restaurant to eat. Villager: Why don't you introduce more restaurants? Xiaoer: My village is in the development stage, and many restaurants are easy to luan, which is not suitable for us , so we want a restaurant system. Villager: But this dish is too bad! Xiaoer: How long has our restaurant been developed? No matter how bad it is, it is our own restaurant. Villager: But can it be cheaper? Xiao Er: This is not in line with the conditions of our village. The restaurant needs to be developed. Villager: But the butlers of the restaurant are all driving Mercedes-Benz. Xiao Er: This is high. All the profit has been lent to other villages. Xiaoer: This is a village policy, you don’t need to care about it. Villager: I heard that the last buyer took the money to buy vegetables and went to other villages. Xiaoer: That’s it There are only a few employees. Villager: What happened to the sand in the buns last time? Xiaoer: Don’t worry, the unlicensed chef has been driven away. Villager: Then why are there so many problems, and the title of high-quality What about saying that everyone is satisfied with the food? Xiaoer: Who are you speaking for? The restaurant is feeding you for nothing! Villagers: The food is grown by farmers, the restaurant is built by workers, and the chef is also from our humble background. Xiaoer: You see, village m is bullying village l now. Village m is really domineering. Villager: I can’t even eat well now. What does this have to do with me? Then why don’t restaurants in other villages have so many problems? What about it? Xiaoer: If you talk about your own village, everything is bad, but if you talk about other villages, everything is good. You village thief!!!..."

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