Rebirth of King Zhou

┗#_ ┛Zixing actually doesn’t want to speculate on other people’s behavior with malice, especially the behavior of those who are close to him

But the performance of Princess Longji—the precise performance of coming out to join in the fun at every critical "node"—has made Zi Xing unable to find a good interpretation

What is Longji doing?

It's like laying out a treacherous conspiracy. Now, it's the harvest season...

Of course, everyone has the right to seek benefits for themselves, as the saying goes, "Heaven kills people for their own sake." However, what makes the Zixing camp unhappy and worried is that what Long Ji reaped is likely to be the benefits that belonged to them.

Zi Xing and the girls are all skeptical, and don't believe that there are so many coincidences in the world——

Inadvertently brought to the "Heaven Realm", Long Ji, who has not been masked for a long time, appears, it can be said to be a coincidence;

On the way to the "Tree of Life World", Longji was "robbed", and then Zi Xing and his party met a mysterious goddess who claimed to be "Longji's fateful enemy" in the World of Life Tree—this can barely be called a "coincidence" , Longji didn't intend to hide from the mysterious goddess;

Arriving in the "animal world", at the critical moment when the "taotie" was about to break out of its cocoon, Long Ji, who had been missing for a long time, suddenly jumped out again, and it seemed that he had come specifically for the "giant cocoon"—who would have thought that? Can you firmly believe that this is also a "coincidence"? ? ?

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Zi Xing, who was full of doubts in his heart, was a little distracted

After all, he has a very close relationship with Longji, and he cannot be regarded as a stranger. As the saying goes, "care leads to chaos"...

The girls were full of doubts, but still spared half of their energy to pay attention to Longji's every move through the "light curtain"

Princess Longji stopped in front of the "giant cocoon" and watched it quietly for a few seconds; suddenly, the girls saw a surprised smile on the corner of her mouth from the side...

Her eyes also revealed a kind of light that can be called "expectation"...

The girls look awe-inspiring

All kinds of signs show that Long Ji is well aware of what changes will happen to the "cocoon" in the future; he is even full of expectations for what she wants to do?

Just when the girls were uneasy, the "spider" cracks on the surface of the "giant cocoon" gradually expanded to the limit, and the "hard" skin shattered and irregular "shards" scattered down one after another...

There is no "afterbirth" package inside, and the true appearance of the mythical beast "Glutton" is revealed directly according to the ratio of 1:1.

The first thing I saw was a pair of green eyes. I can't say they look like "ghost eyes", because the eyes are full of "texture", like two huge "crystals".

In terms of feeling, "Taotie" is like a "hanging silk", posing in a shape that I think is handsome, but in fact it is pure sb in the eyes of others

such as--

"That pair of 'crystal eyes' is so disgusting, it's like 'hanging silk' wearing 'contact lenses'." The red girl couldn't help complaining forcefully: "Contact lenses are cheap by a dozen yuan, and expensive by tens of thousands." The pair paired with 'Glutton' is completely prejudiced by 'garbage' girls. They have been wearing them for a long time, and the glasses are very uncomfortable... Tsk tsk Many female, sexual, and animals think they wear them co has a pair of big eyes that can talk like a 'chirp'. In fact, others seem to be just tormenting himself and affecting his eyesight. Not to mention the aging of the retina, not to mention the cases where the retina breaks in the contact lens or melts during barbecue. Few, shocking... Why do you have to make your beautiful black eyes into another color with colored contact lenses? Can you become a noble killer with colored contact lenses? Bah, can you learn that kind of temperament?"

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The body of the mythical beast "Taotie" is covered with various "patterns" - not limited to "patterns", what kind of "cloud patterns", various "beast patterns"... There are many kinds of patterns. It's like using the "leftover material" of cloth with different textures to re-sew a "patchcoat" and then cover it on the body of the "taotie". "two characters

The orange girl sneered: "Many ignorant teenagers think that a tattoo with a left green dragon and a right white tiger is black. Boss, not only most elders scoff at the tattoo, but also there will not be too many peers who say to you: 'Wow, brother, you tattoo This big jb is so domineering. Of course, it is undeniable that tattoos are also an art. Many NBA stars have arms like maps...but the ones that have to be sprayed are tiger-mouthed scorpions, blood-dropping hammers, etc. 2.b to the extreme Don't go overboard with this tattoo thing

The red girl added: "The technique of tattooing originated from the tattooing punishment in the pre-Qin period, that is, tattooing on the face of prisoners as a warning. I didn't expect many fools in later generations to think it is a fashion trend."

"Taotie" was born with quite thick hair—but it was so colorful that the girls couldn't get used to it

Black girl: "All kinds of killers. I rub those hairstyles tm is it a sea urchin or an anemone? You are so stupid. You can go to the animal world. That nose ring is like an old cow who worked hard in the afternoon... I admit that I am excited All kinds of derogatory words have blown up in my head, fat pig flow to kill Matt to kill him, kill him, this guy's "aesthetic" cognition is beyond my imagination In front of the guy's thinking, it even went beyond the scope of human beings, sublimated to the category of rare animals, it is impossible to imagine that this guy is a product of the same era as us..."

At the beginning of the birth of "Taotie", the shape it poses is a sleeping state of "huddled together"

In this regard, the spirit girl also took a fancy to

Huang. Girl criticizes: "Like an inferior student, sleepy and sleepy as soon as class starts, and thinks that he is a cool student who feels a lot about this kind of behavior? When I was in junior high school, I might sigh enviously: 'I wipe that and that and that and so and so. tm is handsome and sleeps in class, and his girl is also beautiful and hits the teacher. Many students think that 'skip class + contradict the teacher + sleep in class + cheat to get better grades' these disciplinary behaviors are handsome, but in fact, they are all young and ignorant and think this The idea that such a person is awesome, generally only stays in the junior high school stage... High school students will only think that he is not enterprising, a scum in the class, and the rat shit is not young anymore. Think about the family. Parents, don't go to school with your parents' hard-earned money to sleep and fight all the time. Don't always say that it's youth rebellion. Learn more. Do you want to be a hooker for a lifetime? Or do you want to be rich and handsome and have sex? ? Struggle show. Young people..."

The sleeping position of "Glutton" is still a bit "dishonest", and the mouth is always unconsciously exhaling smoke-like white air.

This point, the girls are also not pleasing to the eye

The green girl said: "This guy is placed in 'another time and space', he must be a hopeless smoker, that is, those junior high school dogs who smoke before their hair grows fully, I don't know if your father or father wants to quit. Is it? tm.d adolescents who are "spicy next door" and those who smoke in public places. I don’t know if other people are playing lol and they still use their hands to fan the cigarettes you spit out??? I don’t know if they fan the cigarettes Is this kung fu five kills??? Slapped hundreds of thousands, and spit out 'spicy next door'"

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"Gaotie" didn't know whether it was real sleep or fake sleep, and in just half a minute, he stretched his waist like waking up from a dream, and stood up

As if seeing Princess Longji just now, the expression of "Gluttony" is obviously "excited". Perhaps, a "hungry wolf" will understand its mood at the moment when it sees delicious food

The way "Gluttony" expresses its excitement is quite unique: for a while, it "swears. Street" like "San Zi Jing" and other things, and then sings a short ditty...

In this regard, the purple girl who has always liked "violence to solve problems and contradictions" doesn't like it very much.

She pursed her lips, and said disdainfully: "That slack look is like a slack in a public place. I have seen a man who got on the bus with a rough mouth, and a leaking superiority." I thought that a swear word outside could show my wildness, wildness, my unrestrained domineering arrogance, but I didn’t know that, with a disdainful smile, as soon as I uttered a swear word, other people’s impression of him immediately fell to the bottom.”

The white girl added: "Even if you don't swear in public, you can play "Legend of the Phoenix" loudly instead: The boundless horizon is my love, what kind of rhythm is the flower blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills is the most swaying, What kind of singing is the happiest, and it will also be regarded as stupid. b When I heard someone playing these legends of the Phoenix on the bus, **** or something... I immediately wanted to spit on that guy, and when he came out, he exploded again Mouth and singing ditty, double material silly .b ah..."

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"Glutton" doesn't know how the Qi Ling girls evaluate it

The excitement of seeing high-quality food at the beginning of its birth. After the excitement passed, its eyes became extremely fierce, and its gluttonous mouth was full of white teeth. It seemed that it was going to be rude to "Longji"

Seeing this scene, the girls collectively criticized: "The Diao Si who wants to pretend to be the most but is the most useless will do one thing - all kinds of beating women."

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What?Taotie is going to attack Princess Longji?

Zi Xing was shocked all over, and suddenly woke up completely from the state of hesitation and worry.

Directly use the "Eye of Hongmeng" to find that the development of the situation is getting more and more serious

"Glutton" and Longji are already fighting at the same point - er, this is a decent way of saying that in fact, "Glutton" is the main attack, and Longji blindly dodges

Princess Longji flew back at an astonishing speed... "Glutton" pursued closely, and the two sides quickly left the origin for thousands of miles

"Gluttony" was led by Long Ji to a wilderness where "monsters" often haunted.

"Gluttony" is the most greedy. While "chasing" Longji, it unceremoniously opened the "Blood Plate. Big Mouth", and a powerful and unparalleled suction force was instantly generated in the big mouth. Wherever it passed, Countless "demon cows", "demon chickens", "demon sheep", "demon rabbits", "demon dogs", all kinds of "demon fish"...even all kinds of wild melons, fruits and beans are all ancient. The brain was sucked into the stomach by Taotie

This rammed product is not picky at all

The Qi Ling girls were delighted to see it, and their expressions were standard "joking at others' misfortune"

The red girl said to Zi Xing: "Brother Zi Xing, that fellow Taotie doesn't seem to understand the principle of 'food mutual restraint' at all. There are many things in the six realms that cannot be eaten in large quantities. Ten kinds of food that counteract each other, it won't be long before it will have a stomachache..."

Zi Xing was skeptical: "There is also a saying that 'food is mutually exclusive' in the realm of comprehension?"

"Of course there is, you didn't see it, that guy eats 'monster beasts'——a cultivator eats too much meat from monster beasts that are incompatible with each other in the six realms, and his stomach can't stand it either..." The red girl said with certainty: "For example Said, pork and beans are incompatible: form bloating, qi stagnation, and stagnation. Pork and chrysanthemums are incompatible: when eaten together, they will lead to death. Sexual, greasy and easy to hurt the stomach. Pork and tea are incompatible: eating together is easy to cause constipation. Pork and lily are incompatible: eating together can cause poisoning. Meat and bayberry are incompatible: eating together will cause death. Absorption of nutrient elements in the food. Pork liver and buckwheat are incompatible: eating together will affect digestion. Pork liver and sparrow meat are incompatible: eating together will cause indigestion, and it will also cause poisoning.

Orange girl: "... Beef and olives are incompatible: eating together will cause physical discomfort. Beef liver and catfish are incompatible: can produce adverse biochemical reactions, which are harmful to the human body. Beef liver and eels are incompatible: can produce adverse biochemical reactions"

Huang. Girl: "... Mutton and bean paste are incompatible: the two functions are opposite. Mutton and cheese are not suitable for eating together. Mutton and vinegar are incompatible: vinegar should be matched with cold food, while mutton is very hot. Mutton and bamboo shoots should not be mixed with vinegar. Mutton and bamboo shoots can cause poisoning. Mutton and pinellia can affect the absorption of nutrients. Lamb liver and red beans can cause poisoning.

Green girl: "... Chicken and carp are incompatible: sex and taste are not opposite, but functions are synergistic Combination of glutinous rice: eating together will cause physical discomfort Chicken and dog Kidney compatibility: causing dysentery

Young girl: "... Rabbit meat and oranges are incompatible: cause gastrointestinal dysfunction and cause diarrhea Ginger: Cold and heat are eaten together, and it is easy to cause diarrhea. Rabbit meat and cabbage are incompatible: it is easy to cause diarrhea and vomiting. Dog meat and carp are incompatible: the biochemical reactions between the two are extremely complicated, and may produce substances that are harmful to the human body.”

Blue girl: "... Dog meat and tea together: produce constipation. Toxic substances and carcinogens produced by metabolism stagnate in the intestines for passive absorption, which is not conducive to health. If you eat together, you will have abdominal pain. Dog meat and cinnabar will counteract carp: If you eat together, you will get hot. Dog meat will counteract dog kidneys: it will cause dysentery.

Purple girl: "... Carp and Chixiaodou are mutually incompatible. Carp and pork liver are mutually incompatible: eating together will affect digestion. Carp and licorice are mutually incompatible: eating together will cause poisoning. Bad for health Crucian carp and wax gourd Compatible: eating together will dehydrate the body Crucian carp and pork liver Compatible: eating together has a stimulating effect , not conducive to ordinary people Eel and beef liver: the biochemical reaction between the two is not conducive to health Yellow croaker and buckwheat noodles: the same food will affect digestion It will affect the health of the fetus. Squid and eggplant are incompatible: eating together can easily cause cholera. Catfish and beef are incompatible: eating together can cause poisoning”

Black girl: "... Crabs and pears are incompatible: both eat together, hurt the stomach Crab and pomegranate: Stimulate the stomach and intestines, causing abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting and other symptoms. Crab and melon can easily cause diarrhea. Compatibility: Food together will cause poisoning Crab and celery Compatibility: Food together will cause protein absorption Sea crab and jujube Compatibility: Food same can cause chills and fever Hairy crab and loach Compatibility: Food eating together will cause poisoning : Calcium in seafood and tannic acid combine to form a non-digestible calcium tannate, which can stimulate the stomach and cause discomfort, stomach pain, vomiting, nausea or diarrhea and other symptoms. Fruits containing more tannic acid are persimmons Seaweed, grapes, pomegranates, hawthorns, green fruits and other kelp are incompatible with pig blood: eating together will cause constipation. Clams and celery will cause diarrhea.

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Azusa heard the black lines on his forehead

Girls are too "natural"

Perhaps, the law of "food mutual restraint" is effective for other cultivators, but the possibility of having an effect on "gluttony" is very small

That guy, born a foodie "can eat anything" is his "talent", is it so easy to eat bad stomach?

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………………………………………………………………………………………………………(To be continued)

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