Rebirth of King Zhou

┗ #_ ┛ "What's going on? What's going on? You all think I don't exist?"

Zi Xing stared at the group of "twittering" women in front of him with a very unfriendly expression, and the words that came out of his mouth were not so much "severe reprimands" as "nonsense" to maintain the last bit of dignity

These Artifact Girls are really disrespectful...

Unexpectedly, this is just the beginning of the "nightmare"

There are endless things that make Zi Xing crazy

The red girl quietly looked at Zi Xing's face, and explained weakly: "It was the stinky fungus who played the 'petty bourgeoisie sentiment' out of nowhere that led us astray, of course we have to refute her sternly... ...Actually, we would like to discuss with you, Brother Zi Xing, er, about how to deal with Princess Longji..."

The orange girl interjected: "That's right, we also know that Brother Zixing's feelings for Sister Longji are quite complicated. The key point is the child's problem. Maybe Brother Zixing didn't have deep feelings at first, but he wanted to take care of her children. For more than two years, I have worked hard without credit, so I can't bear it..."

In order to keep Zi Xing, the black girl resolutely decided against her conscience and began to spread rumors: "Actually, Brother Zi Xing doesn't have to feel guilty about Sister Long Ji. It's true that the child has been with her for more than two years, but she has everything she can do as a mother." Responsibility? Not to mention anything else, she is unwilling to just talk about breastfeeding the baby—is it reasonable to ask the maid to give the baby sugar yuan to drink such a mother? It made the baby hate natural milk from now on ..."

After all, the black girl has no experience as a mother, so in order to prove that Long Ji is not good for the baby, she simply used the real things she saw in "another time and space"

It's just that the one who criticized the unscrupulous "baby milk powder merchants" here was deliberately distorted by the black girl, turning the object of criticism into a mother

It was reported that a man's wife gave birth to a child and had a caesarean section. The first time she came out of the operating room weak after delivery, a certain brand of milk powder sent a bag of milk powder, and explained how to use it in detail. Patiently teach parents some knowledge and precautions for raising children Well, from this point, smart people can see the marketing methods of some brand milk powder.

The young couple had a good impression of the brand at that time, and the wife fed the milk powder from the brand according to the introduction of the salesman of the brand because the wife could not move after the operation and continued to eat for two days.

On the third day, the wife could barely sit up and tried to breastfeed the baby, but the adults didn't care if the baby didn't eat, and the wife's wound hurt, so she didn't insist that the baby still refused to eat the mother for the next few days. The young couple still didn't take it seriously, but the mother-in-law was in a hurry, saying that if the child didn't take the milk, the daughter-in-law would return. After the milk, there would never be a mother. Milk for the child

Hearing what the mother-in-law said, the young couple also thought of many ways in a hurry, but the child refused to eat the mother. The husband and wife who cried desperately for breast milk softened their hearts, but the mother-in-law firmly disagreed, and asked the child to starve for a period of time. After a period of time, the child finally ate the mother's milk

A month later, the well-known brand called again to ask how the child was doing?Knowing that the child was probably very disappointed after breastfeeding, I strongly recommended that the wife who had just given birth eat some milk powder to "improve the quality of breast milk." So the wife followed the advice of a certain brand, and the child sent to the hospital hadn't finished eating. I took out the milk powder and washed it a little, and I ate it myself

After eating, I finally know why the child refused to breastfeed at the beginning?That powdered milk is too sweet, and the colostrum of mother's milk is tasteless...

Unscrupulous merchants, through this method, how many newborn babies cannot live without their expensive milk powder?The black girls don’t have statistical data either, but inspired by this news, she naturally made up the fact that Long Ji was “lazy” + didn’t care about the baby, so that the baby has never had a natural mother’s milk since its birth, it’s pitiful... …

This kind of rumor, which is true and false, mixed with false and true, is the easiest to believe as true, so it is also the most lethal

It has to be said that the Qi Ling girls are very knowledgeable and ahead of the times in spreading rumors and defaming others...

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"Stinky fungus" listened for a while, and probably figured out the focus of the "dispute" between Zi Xing and the girls

As if she was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, she also put on a brick and family style, and interjected: "Actually, this is a difficult dilemma. How many human beings with rich emotional worlds have not encountered similar difficulties? For example——I forgot to bring paper when I went to the bathroom, and I only had a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my pocket. Which one should I use? Who can answer? There are two paths in front of you: choose love or choose money? Love is great Or is the lure of money greater? This is a question, a choice between a dilemma... When you finally find the pillar of life, when you pick up money and regard it as dung, maybe your life will enter another brand-new realm But before that, all living beings always have to face this kind of helpless dilemma..."

After making a big circle, both Daya and Dasu have been mentioned. In the end, the meaning of "stinky fungus" still tends to "go to save Longji", which means that the power of love is far greater than money.

Just because "Stinky Fungus" likes those pretentious sentences, it is no surprise that her choice will be so

Qiling girls can't see those who hold "contradictory opinions" with them. They are worried that Zixing will be encouraged by "stinky fungus", and they are more determined to save Longji

The red girl looked unhappy, and said to the fungus: "Why do you have to choose between 'girlfriend's photo' and '100 yuan'? You can't use your fingers? Just buckle it with your hands, rinse it with water, and wash your hands."

The interest of the other girls was also aroused, and they expressed their opinions one after another.

Orange girl: "Use one hundred, don't you think it hurts to use photos? The photos are too hard"

Huang. Girl: "I also agree to use 100 yuan to wash and clean, and the things you buy after going out and washing are still fragrant."

Green girl: "Haha... If you don't want to use both, then you'd better use someone else's in the wastebasket and forget about it..." This answer is so chic

Young girl: "After going to the toilet, you should just lift up your pants and leave..." It's so grand

Blue girl: "Cry, I'm eating snacks"

Purple girl: "Don't you even have shoes? Just scrape with the shoes." How do you scratch? ? ?Whose 'chrysanthemum' can be as big as a bell? )

Black girl: "Simple and reluctant to give up, using your own socks is similar to using underwear"

White girl: "Stinky fungus, you ask this question, have you ever experienced it in the toilet? To be honest, what did you use at that time?"

Red girl: "Just tear 100 into 5 equal parts, use up one part haha, there is still 80 yuan left...it's very profitable... rely on this, you are really a genius child, you really have an economic mind"

Orange girl: "There must be a faucet in the stupid toilet, go out and get a water pipe, put it on the faucet and squat to wash it. Maybe, just pull your little brother over and use your own urine to flush it. Wouldn't it be nice? I still think of you very much.”

Huang. Girl: "After getting on the tuba, push up the pp and start to shake it wildly for 5 minutes to use the centrifugal force to shake off the remaining poop on the pp, and then it will be time-consuming and tiring. At the same time, it needs to be used. His buttocks are so powerful"

Green girl: "Don't toilets have walls? Rubbing against the wall or, you climb to the female wc, see if you can borrow a piece of toilet paper from mm?"

Young girl: "Take a breath and spray out the residue on the outside of the pp. If it doesn't work, just inhale it. If you don't let it get on your underwear, it will be considered a success." Go, you practice qigong?

Blue girl: "Tear the photo into two thin ones and wipe the one without the pattern. In this way, you can tear off the head of the girlfriend in the photo as a commemoration of 100, and keep it for use"

Purple girl: "What should I do if I have diarrhea? The 100 is not enough? If you use both of them, how can one be wiped?"

Black girl: "Be more generous, do more, and block the toilet. When others come in to fix it, you threaten: If you don't give the paper and swear you won't go out, you will be fine?" Or use the chewing gum in your mouth to stick it. Well, if the chewing gum still tastes a little sweet and you don’t want to throw it away, just keep chewing.” The most disgusting thing is this guy o_o

"Who is chewing gum so coincidentally?" The white girl: "Well, have you practiced yoga? You can lick it by yourself, but it's more difficult. It's..."

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巨雷

"Stinky fungus" was completely stunned by thunder

Now that she has completely spoken out, what pretentious words, provocative words, poetic words...all of them are thrown out of the sky and beyond the six realms...

In a word, defeated

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Successfully "repelled" the poor stinky fungus who dared to "pretend to force" in front of them, and the hearts of the Qiling girls were full of pride and ambition to "curse the invincible hand in the six worlds"

In order to vent their turbulent emotions, the girls took out a large vat of black liquid previously stored in the "Hell Tower"

The girls each took a big big bowl that could only hold two catties, and scooped up the black liquid to drink at will.

Those "black liquids" are not drinks or anything like that, but the famous "Coca-Cola" from "Another Time and Space"

When the girls traveled in another time and space, they didn't pay attention to the xo Remy Martin red wine, Kong Fu Wuliangye Moutai... Dudu favored this "Coke". Brother Xing praised - "very easy to raise"

Of course, the "Coke" stored in the Hell Tower by the girls was not transported from another time and space. The girls don't have this ability, even if they did, how much can they transport?Already drank it all

The jar of "Coca-Cola" in front of me is a recipe obtained by the girls from another time and space, and the girls who prepared it themselves feel that the taste is similar to the authentic one

The girls drank several bowls of "Coke" before suddenly remembering something: according to the common people's thinking, drinking alcohol means celebrating

A little guilty secretly glanced at brother Zi Xing

Zi Xing's face was very calm and there was no trace of displeasure.

He said to them with a pleasant face: "Do you know what kind of series of reactions will happen in the human body within 60 minutes after drinking a can of Coke?"

This, I really don’t know, the girls shook their heads honestly

Azusa gave them a series of real data in detail——

10 minutes: 10 spoonfuls of sugar rushes through your body, which is equivalent to 100% of the recommended daily intake. This dose should make you nauseous, but the phosphoric acid in the "cola" drink blocks this feeling

20 minutes: Your blood sugar skyrockets to convert the high blood sugar into fat, and your pancreas is busy, producing insulin at "full capacity"

45 minutes: The release of dopamine in the body increases, which doubles your pleasure. At the same time, your dependence on drinks is also increasing. This kind of body nerve response is similar to that of sucking sea xx, commonly known as "white noodles".

60 minutes: Phosphoric acid in the small intestine combines with calcium, magnesium, and zinc, allowing you to metabolize high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners, plus excretion of calcium in urine, and the diuretic effect of caffeine. The calcium, magnesium, and zinc stored in your bones will be lost from your body along with sodium, electrolytes, and water. Your body gets rid of all the water from carbonated drinks you previously drank; Nutrients and minerals to build your cells, bones, and teeth are also discharged

When the sugar is almost used up, you become restless or lethargic and you start to feel like a "waste"... time for another bottle?

Once human beings drink too much soft drinks, it is easy to cause many diseases such as dental disease, bone softening, metabolic syndrome, abnormal heartbeat, paralysis and diabetes. The caramel and caffeine in cola cause the body to produce more and more more disease causes

If they take in a lot of granulated sugar, they will deprive the body of vitamin b1 and calcium, which are essential nutrients for maintaining mental balance. Granulated sugar, and this will inevitably lead to the result of easily losing control of emotions

As we all know, the constitution of healthy people is weakly alkaline. Once the constitution is acidic, people will get sick. When the pH drops to 7.0 to 7.2, it is the so-called cancer constitution. Cancer cells are most likely to grow and develop in this environment , if the physical fitness does not improve, when the ph value is as low as 6.8 weakly acidic level, people will die. Therefore, the premise of maintaining human health is to prevent the formation of "acidic physique", eat more alkaline foods, avoid contact with acidic foods and Coca-Cola Beverages that are strongly acidic, with a pH value of 2.5, will acidify the body

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Zi Xing finally concluded: "Foods can be divided into three categories, which are pleasing food, sex-changing food and inert food. Among them, sex-changing food, eating more will affect people's temperament and produce bad emotions, such as jealousy and depression. Such foods include cola, kimchi, soy sauce, etc. Drinking two cans of cola will reduce the activity efficiency of human white blood cells by 92%, and this will last for 5 hours. If the virus invades the body, the body's immune system will not be able to fight these invaders..."

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The girls seem to understand, but they all feel very powerful

Feeling serious

Maybe after a big change in psychology, when I look at that big tank of "junk drinks", I don't like it no matter how I look at it

The girls said to the "Eighteen Hells" in unison: "Throw it out, Sister Hell, help us throw out this vat of garbage out of sight."

For the "Eighteen Hells", it's just a matter of "little effort"

The whole tank of black Coke was suddenly shrouded in white light

A soft white light appeared for less than three seconds

When the white light disappears, the black liquid in the vat also disappears

The girls let out a sigh of relief. The red girl turned her head to look at brother Zi Xing, and was about to talk to him, but with a "huh", she was shocked to find that her brother Zi Xing had disappeared as well.

"Brother Zi Xing, where did you go?" the girls asked loudly

"It's too bad..." Eighteen Hells suddenly said in annoyance: "I was too careless to notice that Zixin quietly dropped a 'miniature portal' into the coke tank—another corresponding teleportation The door is naturally hidden on Zixin's body. Just now I transferred the big tank of liquid to the outside world, and Zixin easily got into the "portal door" at his hand, and then drilled out through another portal—isn't he outside? ? This guy is really cunning..."

girls dumbfounded

I really didn't expect that there was such a trick of "extrication technique".

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…………………………………………………………………………………………………(To be continued)

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