Rebirth of King Zhou

╚ ?^╝If Zixing's "crazy" reaction is still within the "normal range" when encountering unexpected drastic changes, the girls' reactions can be completely out of control, reaching the level of "hysteria"

At the beginning, they noticed that Brother Zixing's mood had changed abnormally, and the girls thought it was caused by Long Ji being completely suppressed by "Glutton".

After a while, I suddenly found that something was wrong.

The majestic power emanating from Princess Longji is even worse than that of "Glutton"! As "artifact spirits", their sensitivity to power will never go wrong

Princess Longji's power surpassed that of "Glutton", which at least indicates that her life is not in danger at the moment—then why is brother Zi Xing crazy?

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It didn't take long for the Qi Ling girls to figure out the reason why Zi Xing went "crazy"

The turbulent flow of energy danced Princess Longji's loose hair up and down; when the black hair spread out, the girls also saw her head that had turned into a catalpa

At first, the girls thought they were delusional; soon, after excluding this possibility, they thought that Long Ji had used "blindfolding" or drank "water from the magic spring"?After carefully confirming that it was the real head that had not been altered by spells—the girls finally thought of the last possibility: the head part of brother Zixing’s dismembered body was originally obtained by Princess Longji...

I came to the same conclusion as Azusa

The spirit girls suddenly looked like timid girls, after watching one of the scariest horror movies in history, they screamed "Wow!"

The screams almost pierced the eardrums

Can't blame the girls for being too lackadaisical. The weird atmosphere in front of them has greatly exceeded their psychological tolerance limit.

Strictly speaking, girls are not "fear of ghosts" but are afraid of the "atmosphere" created in "ghost movies". This may sound contradictory, but it is the real situation of girls. Dealing with "ghosts" in the "hell world" and chatting about the mountains...that's a small ks, but when they watch those well-made and infectious "ghost movies" in "another time and space", they will feel both exciting and terrifying ...

Therefore, Princess Longji's sudden "change of face", and the replacement of the head of brother Zi Xing they are familiar with, has a weird atmosphere everywhere, which completely stimulates the Qiling girls. It's like the feeling when they watched Sadako's movie for the first time in "another time and space"...

However, human nature is always extremely complicated. On the one hand, a girl with a strong spirit feels that watching "Zhen. Zi" is scary, and on the other hand, in order to "enjoy the extremely exciting feeling", she has found this kind of horror film more than once, and watched it very well. Gradually, the girls also found an effective way to "weaken" their fear that is most suitable for them. Well, it's very simple. It is to use the calm behavior of celebrities from the Three Kingdoms when encountering ghosts as their positive teaching materials to inspire their fighting spirit. : Since the girls have played the "Three Kingdoms" series of games, without exception, they have become out-and-out "Three Kingdoms fans"

The stimulation this time was unprecedented, stronger than ever before

Girls of course have to adopt the old method to "decompress" according to the usual practice——

The red girl turned pale, and murmured: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid to think about Zhou Tai meeting a ghost..."

——Zhou Tai is seriously eating the delicious shrimp Zhenzi jumped out: I am a ghost Zhou Tai looked up at her, then lowered his head and continued to eat the shrimp Zhenzi: Kao, I am really a handsome ghost, can you give me some feedback?Zhou Tai: Look up at her again, hell, keep bowing your head to eat shrimp Sadako: Ignore me?Injured self-esteem, go

The orange girl turned pale, and murmured: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid to think about Cao Ren meeting a ghost..."

——Zhenzi jumped out: Haha, I'm a ghost Cao Ren: Don't lie to others, aren't you a prosperous fortune?This game is really meaningless, next time change to Sadako: Wangcai?I’m still Xiaoqiang, I’m really a ghost Cao Ren: It’s no fun to stalk others, scare others to play Sadako: I don’t know anything, I’m a real ghost and ignore you

Huang. The girl murmured: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid to think about Sun Shangxiang meeting a ghost..."

——Shang Xiang: Ah... Sadako: Damn, what a high-pitched high-pitched voice, my ears, cover your ears and run away Shang Xiang: Ah... Actually, she didn't see Sadako at all. It's easy to scold Liu Bei if you practice high pitch...

The green girl murmured: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid to think about Dong Zhuo meeting a ghost..."

——Dong Zhuo: Wow your waist is so thin Sadako: I am a ghost Dong Zhuo: Wow your skin is so white Sadako: I am a ghost Dong Zhuo: Wow your hair is so unique Sadako: I said it all Twice, I'm a ghost Dong Zhuo: Wow wow wow your... Sadako: It's so annoying, I'd better go

The young girl murmured: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid to think about Liu Bei meeting a ghost..."

——Sadako: I'm a ghost Liu Bei: Don't be afraid Sadako: What's the matter with bleeding in the eyes?Liu Bei: Don't shed tears because of a little setback. What if you encounter a big setback in the future?We should face life bravely... Sadako: Shan Liu Bei: How did you leave?Sadako: Don’t come here to receive your education

The blue girl murmured: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid to think about horses meeting ghosts..."

——Sadako: I am... a horse: ?#￥%...—*@——＋｜Xiliang words Sadako: I am a ghost horse:｜＋———…%￥#? It’s Xiliang again Talking about Sadako: I’m really a ghost: ...%￥#?——＋... Or Xiliang dialect Sadako: Kao, the language barrier is a big problem, or how to promote it. Putonghua

The purple girl murmured: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid to think about Diao Chan meeting a ghost..."

——Diao Chan: Ah, who are you, so scary, so scary Sadako: I'm a ghost beauty, are you Qiong Yao's subordinate?Diao Chan: Oh, I'm so scared, so scared, please, don't treat me like this... Sadako: I'm leaving Diao Chan: Don't go, don't leave me alone, I'm so lonely, so lonely... Sadako : I can’t stand it anymore. Escape Diao Chan: It seems that this line is impossible to hook Lu Bu. I scare away ghosts. What a dedicated ancient beauty "spy"

The white girl murmured: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid to think about Xu Chu meeting a ghost..."

——Xu Chu: Come on, sit down and eat buns?Sadako: I...Xu Chu: Do you eat chicken legs?Delicious Sadako: I am... Xu Chu: Do you want popcorn?Sadako: I am a ghost Xu Chu: Ghost, what would you like to eat?Sadako: I still have to keep fit and leave

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After successfully "reducing" their fear in a special way, the Qi Ling girls finally came to their senses and asked Zi Xing what was going on?How did Sister Longji get Brother Zixing's lost head?What is her intention of putting this "head" out now?In addition, where did sister Longji's real head go? ...

Doubts have a tendency to "emerge in endlessly"

How could Zi Xing still be in the mood to discuss these issues with them at this moment? He pursed his lips and kept silent, his eyes fixed on Princess Longji who was not far ahead, but was as inaccessible as if separated by time and space.

The girls understand Brother Zi Xing's current state of mind and don't bother him anymore.

They gathered together, whispered to each other, and spontaneously researched the origin and cause of the series of mutations that occurred in Long Ji. Of course, we should pay attention to it, but the key research issue is what kind of far-reaching impact will Long Ji's "face change" bring? ? ?

The girls and Zi Xing have all gone to the front line of the battlefield, and "Eighteen Hells" and "Stinky Fungus" have not hid far away because they are too busy to do things.

"Eighteen Hells" took the initiative to shrink the body of the hell tower and came behind Zi Xing with "stinky fungus"

"Stinky fungus" heard the girls' analysis and guesses with sharp ears, and couldn't help but taunt them: "Hmph, it's because you still think you are Zi Xin's friends who don't change their money. Look, I've been absorbed by a woman right now, and I don't even want to pay attention to what a saying you have said? 'Friendship is worth as much as breasts. Breasts are four taels', you little brats, From now on I realize..."

This remark immediately annoyed the Qi Ling girls.

The red girl sneered at the "stinky fungus" and said: "Sister Longji's breasts are more than four taels who seem to be very experienced. I guess you are talking about your own experience. I didn't expect your stinky fungus. The 'chest. organ' of the fungus is only four taels..."

The purple girl asked a very professional question "stupidly and naively": "You said, how big is the four taels in this 'Friendship is not worth the chest. Breast four taels'? What kind of bra? Cup?"

The other girls looked at each other in blank dismay, expressing their helplessness for such a "professional" question

Only the "black girl" has the most authoritative textual research. She announced the standard answer eloquently, showing her "brick.jia" demeanor: "...wait for a minute, let me do some mental calculations... ok The calculation process is: four taels = 1g, then the mass of a breast. breast = 200g, the human body RF density is calculated according to the body fat density of 100g0.79, then the volume of an RF = 3, and the shape of the RF is approximated as a hemisphere, 126.63*12nr43= 3, the radius r=126.63 of rf is obtained, the difference between the upper and lower circumferences is approximated as the difference between the circumferences of two ellipses, the formula of the circumference of an ellipse is l=n(a+b), where the b values ​​of the two ellipses are equal, and the a value The difference is equal to the radius r of rf, and Δl=nr=3.92 is obtained. According to the division of cups, aa is about 12.3, a is about 7.5, b is about 10, c is about 12.5, d is about 15, and e is about 17.5. The solution is The answer is: breasts and breasts are four or two at most, which is only a small b—that is to say, friendship is not worth a small b..."

The other girls were all in admiration when they heard this - children who are good at math can't afford to be hurt

Afterwards, the girls naturally didn't forget to laugh at "Stinky Fungus": "I can't see it, so you are a 'little b'-what's the difference between this and an 'airport'? Thank you for your kindness." Publicly come out to 'show'..."

"Stinky fungus" was completely defeated and wanted to cry without tears

From then on, I never dared to take the initiative to "provoke" the girls with spirits...

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Not to mention the alternative war that the girls waged against the "stinky fungus"

On the side of the battle that Zi Xing was paying close attention to, there was another development that shocked him.

"Glutton" may be most sensitive to the changes from Princess Longji because it is in the midst of the battle. It was the first time it showed a solemn expression and stared at the male head on the jade neck of "Beauty". Long Jiu suddenly said angrily: "How did you do it? What kind of tricks did you use to effectively restrict it from leaving your head?"

In the tone, there is no longer the previous arrogance, it seems that he regards Longji as an equal opponent who is qualified to "challenge" him

The above-mentioned changes in "Gluttony" made Zixing and the girls, as well as "Eighteen Hells", all surprised. Everyone is very curious.

Zi Xing is about to use the "Eye of Primordial Mist" to carefully study what has happened to his "head" since it was lost?

Right here, the man's head on the jade neck of "Longji" suddenly praised "Gaotie" in Longji's crisp voice: "I know I can't hide it from your eyes."

After saying such a puzzling sentence, "Zixing's head" suddenly split from the top of the forehead, and the opening was about ten centimeters. To a girl with a spirit, it looks like the "brain head" in a horror movie. Blossom" scene from which rises a black fifteen-inch "cloud"

Well, of course it won't be the scene of "three flowers gathering on the top" that appears when the Taoist practice is successful

Zi Xing and his party, no one was unfamiliar with that black cloud not long ago, they have been dealing with it, at least dealing with its kind

That's right, that group of "black clouds" is exactly the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation"

Zi Xing and "Eighteen Hells" were completely stunned

Longji also "imprisoned" a "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" It turned out that the "head" of Zi Xing was able to exert such terrifying power to resist "Glutton", the root of it was "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" up

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What is incomprehensible is that Longji was able to "capture + imprison" the mother of the little catastrophe by himself. One must know how much energy Zi Xing and others expended to capture the little mother of the catastrophe in the animal world.

In addition, how did Long Ji know that the dismembered body of Zi Xing, a "freak", has the magical function of "imprisoning" the mother of Xiao Tianjie? ? ? ?

There are more and more mysteries...

"Gaotie" sighed and said: "That, should be the mother of the little catastrophe that originally belonged to the 'Heaven Realm'? You have mastered it, and it is willing to help you. The future cultivation path of you, a human cultivator, is destined to be a smooth one. It's really enviable...You human cultivators seem to be very weak, but in fact, you have unlimited potential and unlimited possibilities on the road of cultivation, and you have the hope of climbing to the real peak...I'm envious."

This "Gluttony" transformed from "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" actually envies a cultivator?

This may sound a bit weird, but the Qi Ling girls quickly explained it by themselves—this is exactly the same principle as the legendary "Three Kingdoms Envy Chain"—

Huang Zhong: I envy Guan Yu, I accidentally took an arrow in the shoulder and it will die Arrow Zhao Yun: I just envy Zhang Fei, who is Liu Bei's true direct relative It’s beautiful, unlike my wife Zhou Yu: I envy Sima Yi who can make Zhuge Liang so flawless, and finally kills Zhuge Liang. Sima Yi: I envy Guo Jia. Cao Cao just listens to him and reuses him. Listen to me, don't reuse me, and let me raise a horse Guo Jia: I just envy Xu Shu, I've been thinking of schemes and ideas all day long, I'm exhausted, Xu Shu is so good, he doesn't offer a plan all his life, he just eats and doesn't do anything Live, so comfortable Xu Shu: I envy Yang Xiu, that is, he dares to fight Cao Cao openly, eat Cao Cao's snacks, and find Cao Cao's faults, I only dare to secretly flirt. The prime minister didn't dare to do anything to him when he cursed, so I just said "chicken ribs" and the prime minister chopped him off. Gangster, he is praised as a brave, fierce, stupid and true hero Xu Chu: I just envy Dian Wei, no matter how hard I try, Cao Cao always misses him, and his name is always in front of me Dian Wei: I just envy Cao Cao , he can hang out with women in the tent, and I still have to stand guard for him outside.Liu Bei: I envy Sun Quan, dad, brother left him a large inheritance, the family has land, money and people, unlike me, who started from nothing, the family is so poor that there is nothing Sun Quan: I envy Cao Cao, there are so many soldiers , there are millions of soldiers at every turn, 83 are burned, and there are hundreds of thousands of spares at home, it's like I am fighting a war-only tens of thousands of tens of thousands can be taken out

in infinite loop

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