Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 486 Marriage is like a child's play

The golden-haired ape quickly asked the question, and the witty girls rushed to answer quickly—the scene seemed to be performing a "double-reed play" that had been rehearsed beforehand, and the object of their sexual desire was naturally Long Ji Princess.

Zi Xing knew the details of Qi Lingv girls best, and would never have reached any "secret room agreement" with Jin Mao.

That being the case, the problem lies in the strange attitude of the great ape.This guy, it's as simple as deliberately coordinating with the Qiling girl to stage a play, so that he can join forces with him to deal with Longji in a "justifiable" way.

What kind of benefits can the great ape gain by doing this?Zixing couldn't figure it out.But he sounded the alarm in advance, and secretly guarded...

In addition, Longji's attitude is also puzzling.

Obviously there was a one-sided situation, which was extremely unfavorable to her, but she never took any "countermeasures".

Her surprisingly calm performance gave people a sense of "preparedness", and one has to suspect that she was already prepared—at least she made the decision to "fight to the death", which made her extremely calm and calm .

headache...

The girls and the big ape don't understand Zixing's worries at all, and they are still "mindless" entering the game of rushing to answer scary questions——

The golden-haired ape continued to pose the question: "Once upon a time, there was a woman whose husband liked to have affairs very much. The woman couldn't stand this situation, so she decided to commit suicide by eating medicine. Before committing suicide, he left a suicide note for her. Her first love. After seeing the suicide note, the first love rushed to the woman's house in a hurry. Fortunately, the woman was not dead. The woman was very excited when she saw the first love coming, and the two were lingering. The first love to the woman People said that he must help teach her husband a lesson. The next day, the police came to the door and told the woman that her husband was dead, but he did not die of homicide, but died during a tryst with Qing.fu— — May I ask what is going on here?"

There are too many twists and turns in this question, the girls didn't rush to answer, but exchanged opinions in whispers, and then the black girl came forward to answer. (Having achieved a huge advantage, when it is time to be cautious, the girls are also very cautious. Never give Longji a chance to "come back"!!!)

The black girl said: "That woman is a person who swallows her anger. She only chooses to endure her husband's repeated affairs in silence. Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore. She was completely desperate for her marriage and life. , she took out the poisonous medicine she had prepared long ago—the poisonous medicine hidden in the cabinet in an ordinary bottle, and swallowed the medicine. She waited for death to come, but her body did not show the slightest sign of pain, On the contrary, there was a subtle restlessness rising. At this time, his first love boyfriend rushed over, and the woman was very enthusiastic when she saw her boyfriend, and even took the initiative to flirt with him. This is a cowardly couple. It's very rare for her. And in another corner, when the woman's husband and mistress are about to stage another erotic scene, the man took out the golden gun that was prepared in advance. The secret weapon that won't fall ——For so many years that he usually hides in his own cabinet and puts it in an ordinary bottle, men have been promiscuous everywhere, relying on this secret weapon to gain momentum. This time, he swallowed one as usual, but Not long after, he suddenly had convulsions all over his body, his expression was extremely painful, and he died after a while. After hearing this, everyone understands—the couple accidentally changed the wrong medicine!!!”

It's really a dog. Bloody plot.The black girl spoke with gusto...

"Eighteen Hells" made my eyes straighten.How many turns did this answer take?To say the least, there are more floors than the "Hell Tower" she owns, right?

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The golden mao monkey continued to write the question: "Once upon a time there was a widow of a gambler. One day she read the diary written by her youngest son." On April 4th, my father didn't like to take a bath, and there were many lice on his body. I took advantage of him to sleep. I caught a few, it’s really fun.’ After the woman saw it, she became insane. Why?”

The difficulty of this question is not small, but it is not enough to pose a threat to the "intelligence quotient" of the girls.

The strong girl among the girls, the orange girl, will answer: "The girl is quite pitiful. Her husband was a complete gambler when he was alive. Whenever he was about to gamble thousands of dollars, she would feel her heart tense like a gambler." It was like being screwed. Once, my husband suddenly wanted to bet on who had the most lice, and the bet was-all his belongings and his life. But the result was very unfortunate. On April 4, the day of gambling, The husband lost by one lice less. I would like to accept the bet. The husband lost his life because of this. Decided to ting down for her son. But her heart has become extremely fragile, and she can no longer bear any blows. On this day, she read the diary of her youngest son, and the truth of what she saw turned out to be that her son had no intention of Catching a few lice from her father' led to a tragedy—the truth stabbed her fragile and battered heart severely, and she went crazy from then on.”

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The golden-haired ape continued to pose the question: "The police found a comatose person in the wild. The comatose person was a depressed man with glasses. He was lying on a ladder lying on the ground with a bottle of sleeping pills in his pocket. May I ask how is this going?"

The girls resumed their original answering speed.

The red girl quickly answered: "He was suffering from deep depression. On this day, he decided to commit suicide by lying on the track. After a long journey, he walked to the track in the wild, and he knew it when he heard the sound of the train whining. He was originally He was highly myopic, and now he was so tired that his eyes were dim. At this time, he saw the train tracks dimly, so he lay down, took some sleeping pills and passed out. He waited for the train to end his painful life , but he didn’t know that he was actually just lying on a ladder that fell on the ground.”

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The golden-haired ape continued to pose the question: "Once upon a time there was a double-g sheet with many holes. Why?"

The green girl rushed to answer: "The doctor told him that his tui was healed and he would be discharged tomorrow. He was so excited that he couldn't sleep alone at night. To prove his recovery, he pinched his tui, but the tui didn't feel it. He was anxious, so he pinched it hard again, but he still didn't feel anything. He became more anxious, so he picked up a fruit knife beside him and stabbed it in the direction of tui, but he still didn't feel anything. He became Getting hysterical, he stabbed a part of his girdle with a knife. But he didn't know it, and in the end he went crazy, picked up a fruit knife and stabbed his heart in despair."

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The golden-haired ape continued to pose the question: "There are two dwarfs in the circus, and the blind dwarf is shorter than the other dwarf. The circus only needs one dwarf, and the standard for selecting dwarfs in the circus is, of course, the shorter the better (more flattering) The audience likes it). The two dwarves decided to compare who is shorter, and the taller one will commit suicide (there is no other way out). However, the day before the agreed comparison, the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, was already at home He killed himself, and there are many sawdust left on the ground. Why did he commit suicide?"

The purple girl replied: "Another dwarf sneaked into the dwarf's house in the middle of the night. He cut all the furniture's legs short. The blind dwarf woke up in the morning and everything became shorter, thinking that he had grown taller. He committed suicide in despair. died."

After answering, the purple girl also kindly reminded the other party: "Uh, this question seems to have been answered in the 'Mi Palace'. You can ask such a simple question, why do you still ask the old question?" '? Could it be that you can't think of a new topic?"

The big ape laughed and said: "At this point, the outcome has already been decided. It's meaningless to compare..."

Having said that, the big ape turned to Longji and said, "I'm sorry, I'm going to help your opponent. But, you go to war with them? You just obey them, so why not? They won't treat you badly." of……"

After that, the big ape suddenly raised his voice, and said to Zi Xing and his party: "It is certain now that she can't beat our team. So if she doesn't give in, she will choose to flee in all likelihood... Now we Right in the 'Animal Realm', among the six realms, she can only choose to escape to the other five realms!!! She is now carrying countless 'tribulation thunders', no matter which realm she goes to, it will cause the lives of that realm to suffer , Corpses strewn all over the field, it’s really not what we like to see... How about this, you block the space passage to the human world - don’t let her go to the human world with Tribulation Thunder; your powerful friend 'Hei Dong', She is responsible for blocking the space passages to the heavens; as for me, luckily, I am responsible for blocking the space passages to the two worlds of 'hungry ghosts' and 'Asura' alone... We can't let her escape to other worlds no matter what! !!"

Good guy.As soon as he took action, the great ape acted vigorously and resolutely, leaving no room for error.

Well, it is an announcement of the "action plan", which is probably a "both hard and soft" method...

Longji remained silent.

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The girls felt that Longji's refusal to make a statement might be a sign of wavering faith.

At this time, they should strike while the iron is hot, and use their "lobbying" abilities to "recruit" Longji, which is in the best interest of brother Zi Xing.

The red girl is carrying out the arduous work of "persuading peace" "with all her heart and soul".

She said solemnly: "Actually, there is still a basis for the marriage between you and brother Zi Xing to continue! After all, you are not those spoiled post-90s young couples..."

"Eighteen Hells" asked a little strangely: "What is a young couple born in the 90s?"

The orange girl made nonsense: "Little couples born in the 90s are synonymous with 'flash marriage + flash divorce'. They may get married within a month of knowing each other, and they can break up because of some trivial things—"

"Don't understand? Then let me explain to you: Case 21, 1991-year-old Dodo (1987) was very depressed after getting married. Because she found that her husband Xiaowei ([-]) behaved differently before and after marriage. He no longer picks himself up to and from work, and no longer gives himself flowers and surprises from time to time. "This is not the marriage I want at all." Dodo said that she married him because he treated her so well. How did he change just after getting married? Xiaowei felt very wronged, "After getting married, I feel that I have the burden of supporting a family. And we will have children in the future, and we will need more money. So I put more Focus on work.' But Dodo doesn't think so, 'I feel that he doesn't love me that much anymore. It's better to get a divorce.' When the marriage counselor is worried about Dodo's future, Dodo doesn't think so. "I'm still very young now, just like speculating in stocks. I have to cut my meat early, or I will suffer even worse." Another reason why Duo Duo is so chic is, "Anyway, according to the new marriage law, she can't get any property, so it's better to start a new marriage." start.'"

Attached is the professional analysis of the orange girl-in fact, many post-90s couples divorce not because of any principled issues, but because they infinitely magnify their psychological feelings.And Dodo also brought the mentality of love into marriage, so there will be a serious psychological gap after marriage, which also caused her psychological shadow of marriage.Another one is that the ordinary people born in the 90s are more selfish and have a weaker sense of responsibility.

Girl Huang: "Case 1990, Qianqian (1989) and Xiaozhong (2011) are both from Yuhang, and their family backgrounds are good. At the end of summer 5, the two who had just graduated from college were introduced by their classmates. After a period of QQ communication, they chose to meet. In Qianqian’s words, they fell in love at first sight. Because they are the same age and have similar family backgrounds, the relationship between the two quickly heated up. After three or four months of falling in love, The two decided to have a 'flash marriage'. But on the 10th day after their marriage, they came to the Yuhang District Marriage Registry Office again. This time, they wanted to get a divorce. The trigger for their divorce was to compete for [-] A wedding red envelope of more than [-] yuan. "I just refuse to give me such a small amount of money. I don't know what you will do to me in the future! I am so favored at home, why should I be wronged when I marry you?" Qian Qian's attitude was extremely firm. And Xiao Zhong was not to be outdone, "Leave as soon as you leave, I don't believe I can't find a better one." Although both parents tried their best to persuade them to make peace, they still chose to stand by their children in the end—— Why is my child going to suffer. The two finally got a share of the red envelope and divorced hastily."

The professional analysis of the yellow girl is included-their love time is too short, and they have a flash marriage just to follow the fashion, and the relationship foundation is not deep.The parents of this post-90s couple are also only children. They grew up under the care of six elders in every possible way. They are unwilling to wrong themselves and lack tolerance for marriage and partners.The change in their concept of marriage also made it easier to talk about divorce and put it into action.

Green girl: "Case 1990, Mengmeng (1989) and Azhe ([-]) are an envious couple in the eyes of others. They are college classmates and fellow villagers. After graduation, they got married. Two After the only child nv "live with a partner", not knowing how to cook has become a difficult problem at the beginning of life. But they have already made a wishful thinking: lunch and dinner from Monday to Friday, they eat separately at the company, and go to their parents' house on weekends After getting the certificate and the wedding, the life of the young couple kicked off. On the second morning after returning home from the honeymoon, Azhe woke up and urged Mengmeng to make breakfast. "Honey, help me cook a bowl of rice Let’s go.” But Mengmeng is not willing, “If you want to eat, you can burn it yourself, I’m not marrying you as a servant.” A Zhe immediately became angry, “The house and car are bought by my family, you can be a Shouldn’t you have breakfast?” Mengmeng also has her own worries. Ah Zhe’s family is superior to her. If she takes on the housework, she will have no status in the family. So, over the question of who will do the breakfast, the young couple quarreled. It escalated and eventually led to divorce."

Attached is the professional analysis of the green girl-marriage can't just ask but not pay.Today’s post-90s post-[-]s only-child women are used to the whole family surrounding themselves. While enjoying the love others give to them, they don’t yet have the ability to love others.The lack of tolerance and sense of responsibility for marriage is the key to the divorce of the two.

Black girl: "Case 2, Xiaoyuan (1990), a girl from Hangzhou who had just been married for more than two months, complained repeatedly: 'I can't take it anymore! Xiao Wan (in 1989) was also angry. "I hesitated before getting married. He is a foreigner, and I feel that I am married." Xiao Yuan said, but one day when the two had dinner together in a hotel, Xiao Wan bought 99 flowers Rose, kneel down on one knee to propose marriage in public.'I was so touched at the time, and went to get the certificate the next day.'After marriage, the two quarreled constantly because of Xiaowan's foot odor.'His feet are so smelly, I thought I had to endure For the rest of my life, I’m going to collapse!’ One night, after Xiaowan went to bed on g without washing his feet, Xiaoyuan smelled the smell of his feet, and kicked Xiaowan’s foot off in a fit of rage to see what you look like now.fu So, the tenderness before marriage is just pretending!' Xiaowan felt that his self-esteem was hurt, and he was completely angry. Early the next morning, the two discussed divorce.' The moment we proposed divorce, we both felt a kind of The lightness of complete relief.' Xiao Wan said..."

With a professional analysis of the black girl-the two of them are immature psychologically, don't understand marriage enough, and don't know what kind of partner they want.Once you get married, you will be very disappointed if you find that the other person is not what you want.And the post-90s personality is more open than people of other generations, so they immediately wanted to divorce.

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Are these "cases"?Or a case with ordinary sex?Unfortunately, it should belong to the latter! ! !

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The Qi Ling girls cited four cases of "flash marriage and divorce" that were almost child's play. To Longji, it was not without practical significance at all.

Inadvertently, I often recalled my "poor" experience, and I was in a bad mood.

Listening to the cases cited by the girls, the state of mind was balanced unconsciously...