Rebirth of King Zhou

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"Stinky fungus" rarely showed a "stunned" expression.

I was really taken aback by the girls' horrific means of "marriage matching".

Regardless of whether their extreme methods work or not, "Stinky Fungus" refuses to ask them to "help".

In the eyes of the big villain, the spirits can be equated with "troublemakers"! ! !help?They will only help more and more...

Uh, this is not a joke - if they don't come to make peace, the ambiguous couples may not be able to get together in the end; but once the spirit girl is allowed to intervene, the consequences will be unimaginable - even if they get together in the end, That is also a disabled couple! ! !

Just from the appearance of those "missing arms and feet", we can know how heavy the loss is...

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The "big villain" has an extremely firm attitude, rejecting the enthusiasm of Qi Ling girls to help him "reunite" with Grandpa Zhu.

The girls who are responsible for the "special mission" of brother Zixing, but they insist on encouraging themselves to be good at their tongues, and they must help.

They claim that they have always had a good wish of "may all lovers in the world get married"...

In order to show that they absolutely do not "discriminate" against bisexuals, the girls also introduced that they had "hand-knives".Successfully matched a pair of special lovers.

Hearing that these little girls actually need "cao knives" to match a couple, the big villain is even less optimistic about them.But he couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he couldn't help asking: "What's going on?"

According to the self-satisfied self-reports of the girls, they were a pair of young men and women from the United States.After the two of them found out that each other had the idea of ​​changing sex.Discuss to do sex reassignment surgery together—the Qiling girls completed those two complex sex reassignment operations with amazing knife skills.

After the operation, although the man became a woman and the woman became a man, they found that they were deeply attracted to each other.The two finally came together and became partners.

The girl Katie Hill (katiehill), is now 5 years old.She had been a boy for the previous 6 years, named Luke.Her boyfriend Andrews.Aged [-] years old, she used to be a beautiful girl named Emerald who was good at dancing ballet.She has also won beauty pageants.

Both of them were disturbed by gender in childhood and were ridiculed by others.They met by chance, and went to Oklahoma to undergo a sex change operation at the same time after the consultation. After the operation, the two formed a complete family.

(Although the Qi Ling girls "do the surgery" for the two people, they also find it difficult to understand the thoughts of the two parties in private: since they will eventually be combined to form a family, why change the gender? How much trouble……)

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Of course, girls are also smart not to express their negative views.

<God, their marriage can also bear happy fruit; vice versa.Normal couples can easily break up due to some minor conflicts.

"This is not just talking about it!" Chi girl said: "I have personally seen a pair of young cultivators and Taoists. They were married for only a few years, and then they broke up. They went their separate ways..."

Orange girl: "It's not complicated for the Taoist couple to break up. If there are elders from the teacher's sect, they can report the situation to the teacher... However, the most ridiculous pair of Taoist couples who broke up is the female Taoist friend. The scene where my 'dowry' is moved back..."

Huang girl: "The female Taoist friend is surnamed Yan, she is 26 years old; the male Taoist friend is older than her. Three years ago, she reported to the elders of her respective teachers and formed a Taoist couple. One month after becoming a 'Taoist couple', The couple went to the human world to practice... They lived in other places most of the time, and only occasionally went back to the "heavenly" cave. They rented a spiritual "dongfu" in the human world and practiced together for two years. The relationship between the two has deteriorated. Yan Daoyou felt that he and her husband could not communicate harmoniously, there was no common language at all, and their personalities were incompatible. Instead of this, it is better to end this marriage as soon as possible while both parties are still young. Ask the elders to come forward and inform the man's teacher, asking for a breakup..."

Green girl: "My husband Yang Daoyou has no objection to the breakup. But the biggest point of dispute between the two is: the woman asked to move her dowry worth 6 yuan of 'extreme spiritual stones' back to her natal home, and returned the three-page "Dowry List" But Daoyou Yang disagreed. He said that when he became a couple, he sent a bride price of 2 pieces of top-quality spirit stones to the woman’s family, but the woman only returned [-] pieces of top-quality spirit stones—if they broke up, the dowry should stay at the man’s home.’If she If you want to take the dowry away, you have to return the betrothal gift.' Daoyou Yang insisted. Fellow Daoist Yan said that at that time, [-] top-quality spirit stones were returned as a gift...'Everyone has a matchmaker, so you can ask how much you got back.' Daoyou Yang Face full of displeasure..."

Young girl: "After the mediation of the 'heavenly power' Yuanshi Tianzun Juju, invited by the elders of the two masters, Yang Daoyou and Yan Daoyou finally reached an agreement on the dowry and property ownership after marriage: after the two broke up, the dowry will go to Xiao Yan; A magic weapon worth tens of thousands of top-grade spirit stones that the two Taoists bought together after their marriage belongs to Daoyou Yang, and Daoyou Yang supplies 4 pieces of top-quality spirit stones to Fellow Daoist Yan. (The most valuable magic weapon in the family. The valuation of this magic weapon is based on reference to cultivation The transaction price of the same 'magic item' at an auction in the world)..."

Blue girl: "When the dowry was moved, the scene was grand and mighty. You Yang Daoyou had already handed over the 4 top-grade spirit stones mentioned in the agreement to Yan Daoyou to Yuanshi Tianzun Juju who was the 'just man'. Afterwards, the dowry move Let's start. Yuanshi Tianzun Juju was present to witness the whole process of moving the dowry..."

Purple girl: "The 'cave' where the pair of fellow Taoists broke up is on the edge of the Tianhe River in the heaven. When you enter the cave, you can see that everything inside is very new, even the stone slabs on the ground are clean...Yan Taoist follows the teacher The elders of the door borrowed thousands of giant flying swords - don't worry. It's not to set up the "Zhuxian Grand Formation" to deal with the male Taoist friends who broke up. She didn't dare to be presumptuous in front of Yuanshi Tianzun Juju - those thousand giant flying swords The swords are all used to 'carry the dowry'. (The blade of a giant flying sword is at least a hundred meters wide. It can be reduced to three or four meters in normal times.) It is said that there is an elder in the woman's division who runs the It is not a problem to use tens of thousands of 'giant flying swords' at a time in several 'magic weapon casting shops'..."

Black girl: "Several brothers and sisters of Daoist Yan came, and her family's three aunts and eight aunts also joined the battle... Dozens of people joined the battle. But Daoyou Yang didn't show up, only a brother from his sect came ..."

Girl Bai: "Although they have become Taoist couples for more than two years, both Taoist friends have gone to the human world to practice. This 'dongfu' in the heaven has not been put into use much, and everything inside is new. Many finished Taoist Talismans, the elixir planted in the fairyland of the cave...and dozens of monsters guarding the cave, and the elders of the woman's family used their magical powers to move out of the cave. Put them on the "giant flying sword"...cups, trays, bamboo baskets , No matter how tiny things are, put flying swords on them, without missing anything."

Chi girl: "'There are four top-level Taoist talismans gone!' Fellow Daoist Yan complained to the cultivator, 'That is the best of all the Taoist talismans I bought. At the beginning, each piece was bought at the price of 2 top-quality spirit stones. It must have been taken away by them.' Daoyou Yan counted the property very carefully, so he quickly found that something she listed in the "Dowry List" was missing."

Orange girl: "In front of a field where Xianzhi was planted, Fellow Daoist Yan stopped again." At the beginning, I asked the Taishang Laojun in the heaven for a middle-level elixir that can refine Xianzhi into a elixir. Why is it missing? Fellow Daoist Yan asked, "Without that prescription, the medicinal power of Xianzhi cannot be exerted to the limit, and the value will be greatly reduced..." Fellow Daoist Yan must ask the man to hand over the prescription. Her senior brothers and sisters are also on the sidelines to help out : 'How can we make medicine without pill formula?'"

Girl Huang: "Seeing this scene. Daoyou Yang's junior only said: Senior Brother Yang is not here, and he doesn't know about the 'Dan Fang'."

Green girl: "When moving a 'beast monster', Daoyou Yan's senior sister saw the monster gasping for breath from time to time, thinking that the monster was sick... Finally, it was discovered that the bear monster took advantage of everyone's attention and stole it. After eating n fairy fruits, I choked..."

Young girl: "Vases, ceramic handicrafts, tableware, scissors, carpets, copper basins, cross-stitch, cycads, orchids... all these small and scattered gadgets from the human world, Daoist Yan will not leave any behind. Completely emptied... ..."

Black girl: "The process of moving the dowry lasted about an hour. Thousands of giant flying swords were filled..."

The white girl: "... Alas, this pair of Taoist friends have such a quarrel with some 'things outside the body'!!! It seems that they are still too young!!! Their future potential and future in terms of cultivation are also limited!! ! The persistence has not been eliminated, how can one realize the Great Nirvana?"

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Because of his failed "marriage", the big villain has a sense of "empathy" for the separation of the cultivator couple.

He didn't think such things were trivial and boring, and he listened with great interest.

From time to time, I would comment on one or two sentences: "Let me just say, how could two fellow daoists who are so stingy have been reluctant to get together? If they are divided, they will be divided... Breaking up will be beneficial to the future development of both parties... ..."

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While chatting with the Qi Ling girl, the big villain secretly kept paying attention to Zi De.

Zi Xing's behavior at the moment made the villain a little puzzled.

I saw Zi Xing sitting cross-legged in the void with a "treasure face solemn", his eyes closed, and his hands clasped... When the "Aurora Energy Body" tried to attack him under the command of the big villain, Zi Xing didn't get up to parry , only wrapped his body with a large number of "soul wings" layer by layer, forming his strongest defense at this stage.

"Aurora energy body" within a short time.Can't break Zi Xing's defense...

Zi Xing's behavior aroused the doubts of the "big villain".

Can you fight back?When did this little guy become so weak? !You can guess with your knees: there must be something wrong with this matter! ! !

But what kind of ghostly idea the little guy is playing is really hard to figure out.

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The "big villain" is full of confusion, which is reflected in his expression, which naturally changes.

The Qi Ling girl saw that this guy was quietly paying attention to Brother Zi Xing's every move.

To distract the villain's attention.The red girl hurriedly showed off to it with a high-spirited look: "Now you finally understand the authoritative position of our sisters on emotional issues?"

The "big villain" was thinking about Zi Xing's weird behavior in his heart, and he was a little distracted.Hearing what the red girl said, it looked up at her in a daze, and asked inexplicably, "What?"

The Qi Ling girls "disgusted" them because of the stupidity the other party put on on purpose, and suddenly felt offended by their authority.

They are angry.

The red girl said angrily: "You realize that without a man by your side, the earth is still spinning! Not every 'sorry' can be exchanged for 'it's okay'! Life is like a drama, what role plays what role! Don't talk about feelings on my keyboard—resolutely reject the feelings that are typed out for 2 yuan an hour!"

The orange girl said angrily: "You realize—women are not ruthless, and they can't stand firm in front of men! Don't stand in your own corner. Pretend that you are a passer-by! What is love in the world? The rich will eventually get married! Men, don't take women's tolerance as your shameless capital! If you pretend to be reasonable, I will hurt you!"

The yellow girl said angrily: "You realize that no matter how beautiful a woman is, she is just a man's scenery; no matter how handsome a man is, she is just a tool for women to show off! It's just a mistake in life and doing things! The song of love has been sung by countless people! A woman's tears, a man's sin! No passionate kiss, no rolling on the bed, no sexual friction, no spark of love!"

The green girl said angrily: "You realize—in the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone. Only one knows how to cherish someone! Now it is popular to bear the wrong person of two people! Single is fashion, happiness does not have to be forced! A man's words can deceive A woman spends one night, but a word from a woman can deceive a man for a lifetime!"

The young girl said angrily: "You realize that you would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than a man's bad mouth! I would rather watch dogs fight. You can't believe what a man says! A man is handsome but has a fart. ?”

The blue girl said angrily: "You realize—the departure of the leaf. Is it the pursuit of the wind, or the tree's refusal to stay???!!! There is a dead end ahead. Hope is around the corner! Your own destiny is in your own hands! Life doesn't care about the length, but the splendor of living! Eat up and use up, and be healthy!"

The purple girl said angrily: "Do you realize that the reality is too fake, or are you too stupid? Many people don't need to see each other because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other! Don't ask about the past, don't ask about the future, cherish the present Beautiful moment!"

The black girl said angrily: "You realize that you can't be an enemy because you have loved, and you can't be friends because you have been hurt! Then be the most familiar stranger! Do you know: there is a kind of self-defense, it doesn't matter to me! "

The white girl said angrily: "You realize—in this scene, I am the director, and you are just an extra!"

The red girl said angrily: "You realize that you are not afraid that others will look down on you, but you are afraid that you will not live up to your expectations! They are all water, so why pretend to be pure!? Why pretend to be sheep if they are all wolves!?"

The orange girl said angrily: "Have you realized that you should throw away a toy every time you get bored with it? And you are just a man's toy! Feasting and feasting, shining through a man's fickleness, acting in a love scene, and fearing a woman's passion! Shui Yin Speak up when you are hindered, and people mature because of setbacks! When others smile at you, it is purely polite! There is no deep meaning!"

The yellow girl said angrily: "You realize - the world is not dirty, why is there sadness?! Brothels are full because people are lonely! I can't find my favorite umbrella, I would rather get in the rain!"

The green girl said angrily: "You realize—rain says that the sky will shed tears, coffee says that life must be used to bitterness, and I say that life is suffering!"

The young girl said angrily: "You realize that everything started to be ambiguous because of loneliness! A man's mood...is like the weather in the weather forecast...not accurate at all!"

The blue girl said angrily: "You realize—I'd rather laugh and cry than cry and regret it!"

The purple girl said angrily: "You realize that if a man's heart can accommodate other women, then any man can lie on a woman's bed! Who is passing by in life? Who is reincarnated in life? Dust from the previous life, The wind of this world, the spirit of endless sorrow!"

The black girl said angrily: "You realize that God created virgins, and men created women! Men can't put women on wedding dresses, please don't untie her underwear! There is no Great Wall in the world. Whenever a man gives up a woman's At that time, women put a brick on the ground, and after a long time, the Great Wall was built! Women give b for love, and men give b for love!"

The white girl said angrily: "You realize—"

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The "big villain" was dumbfounded.

what's wrong with me?

The big villain was very puzzled: What did he say that he shouldn't have said?What caused such a big reaction from these girls?What a bunch of weird girls! ...Well, if they are not weird, it seems that they can't become friends with that weird little guy! ! !Birds of a feather flock together...

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