Rebirth of King Zhou

Zi Xing unexpectedly summoned a group of "reinforcements", and "Samsara" was unexpectedly "encircled and suppressed" by Qi Ling girls, but naturally there was only one result——Zi Xing remained motionless in the "game space".Samsara lobbied him to meet the mission of "Nuwa", but suffered a serious setback.

"Reincarnation" has only recently climbed the "line" of "Saint Nuwa", and is determined to complete the task entrusted to it by the other party.

No, Zi Xing refused to go with it, and for the first time in his life, "Samsara" showed amazing "stickiness".

It was consumed with Zi Xing.

Zi Xing was very annoyed by the "reincarnation" sao (like ordinary people being stuck with an authentic "dog skin plaster").But it's not easy to tear face directly with it.

One is that he is an "acquaintance" after all; the other is that this "reincarnation" has the ability to take people through the six worlds at will, and maybe it will be used in the future—in short, it is not easy to offend it too much.

Zi Xing simply handed over the "problem" to the Qi Ling girls, and they came forward to deal with "reincarnation".

Of course, Zi Xing secretly told them in advance: don't take "extreme measures".Find a way to make it "get out of trouble".

In the eyes of the Qiling girls, the task assigned by brother Zixing is not challenging at all (the girls are quite conceited in some respects).They took it carelessly.

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The girls looked "fair and decent".

After Zi Xing turned around and entered a cave in the jungle of the "game space" (he deliberately avoided it).The red girl had a conversation with "Reincarnation" as the "Plenipotentiary Representative of Brother Azusa".

"You want Brother Zi Xing to go with you to meet Nuwa Saint. We can help you talk. If our sisters come forward to help, Brother Zi Xing will definitely nod and agree. But why should our sisters help you?"

This is also too straightforward.But "Samsara" did not follow suit, but instead saw a glimmer of hope for success.

"Samsara" quickly seized the opportunity and offered a lure: "Well, I can take you to travel the six worlds at will..." This guy limited his function to an "interstellar cruise ship".

"Cross-border travel is just a small KS for us," Chi girl waved her hand angrily: "Forget it. Our sisters also know that you are poor and can't give you any exciting conditions. Let's treat you as a friend , In fact, there is no need to ask for benefits from you. But..."

What I am most afraid of hearing is the turning word "but". "Samsara" asked nervously, "But what?"

The orange girl interjected: "You also have to prove your IQ level, you are qualified to be our friend. You know. We can make friends with not everyone... In a word, you have to show us your IQ!"

Black girl: "If we can satisfy us, we will come forward to help you persuade Brother Zi Xing. Brother Zi Xing will give us our face!"

"Samsara" asked helplessly: "Then how can I prove that my 'intelligence quotient' can enter your eyes?"

"We ask you questions. You don't need to answer all of them. As long as you can answer three of them. Even if your 'IQ' passes the test, we promise to help you. How about it? The conditions are fair enough? Loose enough ?” The girls finally offered their conditions.

"Samsara" readily agreed.

Although, it is also estimated that the questions asked by the girls are definitely not simple and not easy to answer, but if this opportunity arises, you have to try it, anyway, there will be no loss; in addition, to be honest, there are a lot of girls Let it answer the questions, but it can't answer three of them.That "IQ" is so low that it even despises itself...

I firmly don't believe that my level is so low.

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Seeing that "Reincarnation" has entered the game, the girls have "weird smiles" on their faces.

The red girl first asked: "Tang Seng woke up in the morning and found that Wukong had died violently on the ground. Bajie and Drifting were crying beside him. So Tang Seng asked: "Why did Wukong die?" Bajie replied: "The way of death of Brother Monkey is The most unique, most aggrieved, most painful, most bizarre, most unfortunate, but also the most reasonable way of death in the world.'—Excuse me, how did Wukong die?"

This question made "Samsara" a little dazed.

It naturally knows the names of the famous masters and apprentices in "Journey to the West", but "Samsara" always feels that it can't find a very "shocking" explanation if it is asked to tell the n most Wukong's death methods. (The criterion for being able to think of the "correct answer" must be the word "shocking", and reincarnation also has a certain understanding.)

After a long while, he said: "Is it because the monkey had a dream. Nocturnal. Nocturnal. It couldn't stop no matter what, so it lost its essence and died?"

Thunder is faint...

This is really "shocking".The girls also admitted that they were indeed "baked on the outside and tender on the inside".They all looked at "Reincarnation" with the eyes of a monster.Seeing "Reincarnation" is a bit uncomfortable.

"Samsara" secretly thought: Am I easy?If it wasn't for gaining your approval, I would look for the answer in the direction of Lei Ren?

"Samsara, you are so evil. Evil!" the girls finally spoke, saying in unison.

"Samsara" said weakly with a guilty conscience: "Let's get to the point. Is my answer correct?"

"Wrong! Your answer is ridiculous." The red girl commented fairly: "But, we said it beforehand. The truth of Wukong's death must be 'the most unique, the most embarrassing, the most painful, the most bizarre, the most unfortunate, but the most Reasonable...' Yes! Your answer has 'the most unique, the most aggrieved, the most painful, the most bizarre and the most unfortunate', but it doesn't meet the requirement of 'the most reasonable'! Ask yourself: dream, nocturnal, unstoppable death— —is that reasonable?"

"Samsara" cannot defend itself.

"I'll tell you the correct answer so that you won't be unconvinced." The orange girl said, "Bajie told Tang Seng the truth about Wukong's death while crying: 'Master, you were talking in your sleep last night. ...'"

I see……

"Samsara" admitted defeat.

The conscious experience has increased, please continue to ask the girls.

This time it's the orange girl's turn: "A girl came back to school at night, and was stopped by a man. Se, the girl pulled up her skirt, and asked the man to take off her pants... So the man took off his pants... After the girl returned to the dormitory I told my roommate what happened before, and the roommate criticized her for being shameless. But the girl said a word, which made the roommate admit that she was wrong. How did the girl defend herself?"

"Samsara" thought about it, but this time he didn't dare to give some "shocking answers".It has to be reasonable, it's not okay to be blindly ridiculous.

It said: "Is it because life is always faced with the dilemma of 'humiliation' or 'survival'. Girls choose 'humiliation' instead of 'survival'. This should not be the reason for blame. Right?"

This guy.It really went from one extreme to the other all at once.This kind of "understand life" type of answer really doesn't seem to come from the mouth of a guy with ridiculous thoughts...

Under the expectant gaze of "Samsara", the orange girl regretfully told it: "Wrong. You failed to answer such a simple question! Alas, I have already taken care of you. Ask such a simple question! You can answer wrong!!! Your IQ level is really worrying..."

"Samsara" was full of dissatisfaction: "Then what is the correct answer you announced?"

Orange girl: "The roommate is the same as you. They all think that the girl is called Se. Wolf to take off her pants! In fact, the girl is called Se. Wolf to take off his own pants... So the girl escaped back to the dormitory successfully. Facing the roommate's questioning She lost her body to survive, and the girl said: You are stupid! Think about it, a woman who pulls up her skirt must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants..."

The answer is really that simple. "Samsara" was really annoyed that he answered wrongly because of his carelessness.

The orange girl still didn't forget to "taunt" it: "If you want to act as a wolf friend to commit crimes at night, you must pay attention to guarding against girls' tricks!!!"

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The test to test the intelligence level of "Reincarnation" is still in progress...

Green Girl: "Someone received an anonymous letter that read: __water. __wind, __smoke, __award, __check, __take, __empty, __sign. He spent I couldn’t understand the meaning for a long time, so I had to ask for help from my brother from the Department of Literature. After looking at it, the brother said to him with a serious face: Who have you offended recently? Be careful. He looked puzzled: What?... Uh , reincarnation. You come to answer what is this? How to interpret the content of that anonymous letter?"

This round of "Reincarnation" performed even worse, and he couldn't answer it.Directly paid the "blank paper"! ! !

After confirming that "Reincarnation" had failed, the green girl announced the correct answer: "Obviously, that letter is about someone—owing 'pumping'."

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The young girl asked a question: "A dear friend in the same dormitory is very beautiful and has countless girlfriends. One night, my old friend asked him: "Why do you like women so much?" He: "I lacked maternal love since I was a child. My parents are no longer around." "Then you What should I do if I lack fatherly love?'... Excuse me, what kind of answer did this man finally give that makes people regret for life?"

"Samsara" thought for a while in distress.Continue to hand in the "blank paper".

The young girl announced the correct answer: "The regretful thing this person said to his old friends was: 'I have you!' From then on, the old friends hid away when they saw him, and took a detour..."

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The purple girl asked the question: "Senior sister and a junior shared the rent. One night when she came back, the senior was very depressed, and then the junior thoughtfully cooked a bowl of noodles for her. The moment she served it to her, The senior sister suddenly felt very warm, so she said gratefully: "Otherwise, we can just make do with it." Unexpectedly, the junior jumped up from the stool, waved at her repeatedly, and said something that made her happy. The answer to quitting. What is this answer?"

"Samsara" tried hard to ponder and think, but couldn't come up with a satisfactory answer.I had to hand in the "blank paper" for the third time.

The purple girl proudly announced the correct answer: "The junior said to the cousin very honestly: 'No, no, that's not okay! You don't have a man, but I have a man~' This sentence made the senior sister Retired in the face of difficulties!!!"

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The white girl made a question: "An 8-year-old man had a dispute with the owner of an Audi car. The dialogue is as follows-the car owner:'Old man. You are looking for death. Be careful that I will kill you!' The old man:'Young people, don’t hurt people with your mouth!' The caller came over to coordinate. The aggressive car owner was still chattering: "You don't want to choose a good day even if you want to die." Finally, the old man said an amazing and creative truth, which shocked everyone at the scene, and there was no sound... Excuse me What's the most creative truth the old man said?"

"Samsara" pondered for a while before answering unsurely: "Did that old man say 'my dad is a gang'?"

The girls all laughed at "Reincarnation" unceremoniously: "Such an old-fashioned line, where is the freshness reflected? And do you think it is reliable to let an 80-year-old man shout out 'My dad is a gang'?" ?”

"Samsara" had to admit defeat.The white girl announced the correct answer: "The eighty-year-old man said to the car owner: 'Young man, keep a low profile! When I drove the Soviet-made T34 tank, I'm afraid your father hasn't even conceived yet!' Everyone was silent..."

"Samsara" failed completely.

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Successive failures made "Samsara" doubt his intelligence level.He lost more and more confidence in the success rate of inviting the "Saint Nuwa" to Zixing.

"Samsara" finally couldn't help but weakly ask the girls: Can you just come up with some "knowledge" topics.The kind that can be answered only with profound knowledge... ("Samsara" didn't realize it. It begs the girls for tolerance in such a way that it is suspected of "going through the back door".)

However, the girls generously followed the requirements of "Samsara" and lowered the difficulty of the questions.And it is limited to some knowledge-type topics.To use the girls' exact words, they wanted to convince "Samsara" to lose, so that they would be ashamed to pester brother Zi Xing again.

The black girl asked Samsara with a serious face: "There are various colors of 'poop' excreted by living beings. Please tell the health information they represent according to the different colors of poop."

"Samsara" was dumbfounded.At this moment, its eyes are the kind of eyes full of despair.

It took a long time before it yelled dissatisfied: "How can people answer this kind of question?"

"Then you can't answer it? This proves that your knowledge in this area is seriously lacking." The black girl said disdainfully: "Isn't what I asked a simple medical knowledge? If you can't answer it, it proves that you have failed. "

"Reincarnation" cannot be denied.

The other clever girls proved that the "Medical Common Sense" topic given by the black girl is really not difficult, and they all spoke out.

Red girl: "What body information can be 'deciphered' from poop? Healthy poop is golden yellow, with cracked strips. It is similar to bananas or strips with cracks in the large intestine. After falling into the water, it floats slightly in the water, It means that the amount of water in the stool is enough, and it will not be too dry; if the fiber is enough, there will be some pores... Weight: about 200-300 grams, can be divided into 2-3 pieces, each 2-3 cm thick ..."

"Yes, the color is a beautiful tan or golden yellow." Orange girl: "Analyzed from the taste: the smell is not heavy, and it will not be embarrassing to defecate in public places. Features: with a layer of transparent The film will not stick to the toilet or the anus. It doesn't need too much toilet paper, it can be wiped clean..."

Huang. Girl: "The frequency of pooping is normal from 3 times a day to once every 1 days. From the point of view of traditional Chinese medicine, it is best to defecate 2 to 3 times a day. Modern people live stressful and stressful lives, and are particularly prone to constipation. Not scientific."

Green girl: "..."

"So. You can observe from the shape, color, and smell of the poop to see if you need to adjust your diet and daily routine. Or there is something really wrong with your body—1. Gray and white, which means bile obstruction, and you need to check the function of the liver, gallbladder and pancreas. ;It may be bile duct stones, bile cannot come down, and cannot participate in feces metabolism, so the stool does not have the yellow-brown color produced after bile metabolism, but gray-white stools appear. 2. Black stools may be bleeding from the stomach or duodenum; 3. Bright red is bleeding from the lower small intestine or large intestine; 4. Dark green stool may have bacterial infection..."

The black girl finally concluded: "...the patient's urine and skin will also turn yellow due to the metabolism of bile, and the liver, gallbladder, and pancreas functions need to be further checked. Tumors at the front of the pancreas or the common bile duct may also block the bile , producing gray stools. Pitch black stools represent a problem with the distal gastrointestinal tract, which may be ulcers in the stomach or duodenum; the black color comes from the color of blood oxidized and blackened in the stomach, if the bleeding is large , the stool may become black and mushy. Dark red color may be the lower end of the large intestine ulcer, bleeding, the blood will be discharged directly before oxidation, and the stool will appear bright red. If the blood is not mixed into the stool, or directly drips outside , it may be the bleeding of hemorrhoids, which can be distinguished from the bleeding in the stomach..."

"... dark green stools, common diarrhea, may be intestinal inflammation. Bacterial or viral infection, usually accompanied by sour smell, indicates the growth of harmful bacteria in the body, including Escherichia coli, Salmonella, and Vibrio cholerae Wait... In addition, eating more carbohydrates or dark green vegetables, as well as taking antibiotics, iron supplements and multivitamins, etc., will also make the stool appear darker green, so don't be too nervous. If you eat it, you will easily get stains Se-colored foods, such as iron-rich pig liver, pig blood or cherries, dragon fruit, etc., may make the color of stool dark brown..."

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Hearing "Samsara", his expression changed terribly.

Not only does it have to bear the blow of "failure", but it is also completely disgusted.

The lethality of "poop culture" is really not ordinary...

In front of the chattering girls, "Samsara" bent down on his stomach, and vomited a lot (I'm afraid he even vomited out the stuff he ate hundreds of years ago?)...

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…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… (To be continued..)