Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 515
The nine "Ruyi Beads" had a hot fight with the Qiling girls, acting like "harmless to humans and animals" good babies.
But anyone who actually wants to take them off the "hazardous goods list" is definitely a retarded thing to do.
The "Girls with Artifact Spirits" also vaguely knew the horror of the "Ruyi Bead".But the final facts proved that they still greatly underestimated the ability of the "Ruyi Bead".
……
The trip to the "Human World" entered the second day.
The nine "Wishful Beads" are still haunting the girls, chattering and asking endlessly.
Zixing and "Evil Nuwa" were quarreled by them, so they could only helplessly smile at each other. (Those are the beads that "store" the holy power that is so huge that even the "Ksitigarbha" can't bear it. If you "confront" them with some small things, wouldn't that make you feel bad for yourself?)
At this moment, there was a piercing loud noise from the south of the "game space".
Everyone was shocked violently.
Azusa Xing's first reaction was that some powerful guy forcibly broke into the "game space".
Everyone followed the prestige, but saw that the place where the loud noise was heard was shrouded in "gold and black" light.
The light of those two colors is not the same, there is no harmony, harmony, blend, and mutual intertwining!They seem to be confronting each other, the black rays of light are temporarily in the upper hand, trying to "swallow" Jin Mang in one go; the "Golden Mang" who is at a disadvantage tried to get rid of the entanglement several times, but failed...
Seeing what happened there, Zi Xing and the girls showed displeasure on their faces.
Azusa can recognize those two rays of light: the black one is one of the two untamed "Mothers of Little Heavenly Tribulation"; the golden light is the first group of energy bodies stationed in the game space-the golden sun. brick energy. (Naturally, no matter black awn or golden awn, they are only a small part of the body.)
After ruled out that "foreign enemies" invaded the "game space", Zi Xing secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
immediately.Zi Xing and Qi Ling girls expressed their dissatisfaction with "Hei Mang"'s sneak attack on "Golden Mang".
They have long regarded "Golden Mang" as their "direct descendant", and "Hei Mang" is a "deadly enemy", who dares to bully "his direct descendant" in "his territory", how can Zi Xing and the girls bear this? What about tone?
I was secretly thinking about what kind of tricks to use to save "Golden Mang" and defeat the spirit of "Black Mang"?
Seeing that scene, "Ruyi Bead" suddenly burst into thunderous anger.
There is continuous energy radiating from the "Ruyi Beads". With the nine beads in the center, it seems that there are [-] typhoons passing through the surrounding area.Fortunately, everyone is a cultivator, so they were not blown into the air by the sudden strong wind.
Feeling the anger of "Ruyi Pearl", the girls couldn't help being a little stunned.Muttered: You guys.Why are you more excited than us?
Nine "Wishful Beads" of different sizes said angrily in unison: "Golden color is the 'skin color' of the main god we believe in, so we should not take it lightly! What's more, the 'golden glow' contains the purest golden color." Se energy, we have a premonition—they should be the 'skin' lost by the master in the six worlds!!! Those hateful 'black awns' dare to disrespect the master's skin, damn it!!!"
The Qiling girls stared wide-eyed.Deeply surprised.
These Ruyi beads are all light blue in color, but they didn't expect to admire "golden color".Another one, who is the "master" they refer to?
The purple girl was extremely curious: "Your master is the 'Ksitigarbha King'? She doesn't seem to particularly like gold..."
"Ruyi Bead" corrected them very seriously: "We just lent it to the 'King of Earth Store' before the 'Master' disappeared. Earth Store is not qualified to be our master. Her strength is still lacking, no, this If we hadn't shared the holy power for her, she would have fallen forever in hell..."
oh.is that so?
Seeing that they are very tight-lipped, they just refuse to reveal the identity of their "owners".The black girl came to ask "indirectly": "Those 'golden lights' come from the 'sun brick energy', could it be that the sun brick is actually the skin of your 'master'?..."
pity. "Ruyi Pearl" had no time to answer their questions.
All of them are like fired shells, fiercely heading straight for those "black awns" who "bully the golden skin of their masters"!
Murderous...
The girls couldn't help muttering to themselves: Your master isn't here, so who are you showing such a positive attitude to?
Immediately after seeing the powerful fighting power erupted by the "Ruyi Bead", the girls sighed secretly that they "had a.se. weapon spirit", and there were only "red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple, black, white... "These nine "skin colors"?"Why didn't she grow into a "golden color"?If it is the "Golden Artifact Spirit", maybe the "Ruyi Pearl" will also listen to their orders. (Hmm. It seems that "Ruyizhu" has a better attitude towards Huang. Girl...)
……
The battle lasted only a few minutes.
The "Ruyi Beads" took down the black awns that had attacked the "Golden Awns" and took them as "prisoners of war".
Through the data of "frame frame", Azusa already knew that the four black beads of "Hei Mang" emanated from it.Those four "black beads" are the most restless and most warlike energy crystals split from the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation".
They were restrained by the "Ruyi Bead" and brought in front of Zi Xing and his party, still yelling in disbelief: "You are bullying the few and sneaking up on us, what kind of heroes are you? If you have the guts, just fight us one-on-one!" !!!”
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Neither the girls nor the "Wishful Beads" were singled out against the four "Heavenly Tribulation Black Beads".
In another way, they tortured the "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" to the point of "too much pain to live".
I only heard the girls smiling and making a "bet" with them - if they can answer the "Ruyi Bead"'s question and answer three questions correctly, they will be let go.On the contrary, the four of them will switch to "Brother Zi Xing" as the master, and help Brother Zi Xing to subdue the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" they belonged to before (well, it is equivalent to making them "undercover".)
These four "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearls" are all arrogant and arrogant, so I didn't think much about it.He agreed to the proposal of the girls.
In order to prevent Qi Ling from "breaking his promise and getting fat", they also "very smartly" actively asked the "gambling agreement" to set a "blood contract"-whoever breaks his promise afterwards will suffer the curse of "backlash of demons".
The Qi Ling girls expected that they would not be able to answer the "genius questions" of "Ruyi Bead".It is not difficult to sign a contract according to the requirements of the "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl"! ! !
"Ruyi Pearl No. 1" was not too polite, and was the first to ask "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl", "Where can I buy tiger skin, the raw material in 'Tiger Pepper Pepper'?"
"Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" had also heard of "Tiger Skin Pepper", and asked without anger, "Is Tiger Skin Pepper made from 'Tiger Skin'?"
"Ruyi Pearl No. 1" said with a serious face: "Answer the question! Don't talk about irrelevant things, just change the subject!"
"Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" was even more depressed, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "There is no way to answer this kind of question!"
Now the Qiling girls are proud of themselves.
"Why can't I answer. I know the answer." The orange girl said: "For example, if you eat 'Kung Pao Chicken', you have to catch 'Zuo Gong Bao' and cut it off. Chicken, chicken, oh! Zhiyu is really a sin!"
Huang. The girl added: "Also, in order to eat 'Dongpo Meat', I had to travel through the 'time-space tunnel' to the Song Dynasty to capture 'Su Dongpo'-although it is not a very troublesome thing. But this lost a generation of poets, It still makes me feel a little sad.”
"Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" was a little dizzy: What kind of answer is this?
What shocked them even more was that the "Ruyi Beads" announced with satisfaction: the answers of the Qiling girls were "very wonderful" and "totally correct".
The four "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearls" fainted collectively.
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Next, the curious baby-like questions of the "Ruyi Beads" "emerged endlessly", and none of the "Heavenly Tribulation Black Beads" could answer them—let alone satisfy the "Ruyi Beads" with answers.
On the contrary, the Qiling girls, after the "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" admitted that they could not answer, came forward to answer the questions one after another, and all of them made a splash.
"Ruyi Pearl No. 2" made a question: "Please use one sentence. Cure the delusional syndrome of a certain 'yy maniac'."
The girls asked the "delusion syndrome" patient how to behave when "yy".
"Ruyizhu No. 2" further exemplifies the patient's condition: "One of the most famous YY cases of the patient is: '...digging earwax and actually digging this! Just now I suddenly felt itchy in the ear, picked up my high-grade gold earpick, started Enjoy the pleasure of digging your ears. After digging, before you know it, an hour has passed, and there is a big pile of earwax on the table, and you are about to pack up and eat. Suddenly, the ear canal tightened, and a transparent yellow object fell out Come out, I took a closer look, it’s not a yellow diamond! Quickly turned on the computer, opened my QQ and installed it, damn it, it’s actually free to buy things in Qzone, hahaha I’m envious!’”
This "yy disease" made the girls speechless for a while.
But the "strength" of the girls lies there.The green girl frowned and thought for a while, and then she came up with the answer of "cure yy maniac with one sentence": "You can tell that yy maniac: your girlfriend's 'physical constitution' is similar to yours, so she goes 'red' every month Drillin', right?!"
For such a strong "hint" answer, the guys who understand it all laugh out loud.
The "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" is like a duck listening to thunder, not knowing what's so good about it.Depressed.
……
"Ruyi Pearl No. 3" made a question: "I just ask the simplest question: Do you think these 'Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearls' are handsome?"
The red girl said solemnly: "They are all good things. Seeing their respect, I finally have a reason to live in this troubled world!"
Orange girl: "They're like oval faces, but it's a pity that the pointed end is facing upwards."
Huang. Girl: "Well, their faces seem to have been sat on by elephants. How pitiful."
……
"Ruyi Pearl No. 4" made a question: "Do you know why human beings can't live in water?"
The green girl replied seriously: "There are four reasons: 1: Spanking will be seen (yes) 2: Stools will float...Maybe something floats on the road... 3: On land, Nosebleeds will not harm others, but if they are in the water, they may attract sharks. 4: Cameras and lights must be designed to be waterproof. The ratio is too high..."
"Ruyi Pearl No. 5" made a question: "If you are bitten by a spider, will you become Spider-Man?"
The young girl replied: "I was bitten by a black man. Will he become a black man? After being struck by lightning, is he now the Flash?"
"Ruyi Pearl No. 6": "I beat up the occasional 'Saiyang'. Will it admit that it is a 'Ben 4'?" man?If you beat 'Alto' madly the day after tomorrow, will it admit that it is 'Audi'? "
"Ruyi Pearl No. 7" made a question: "After you see a ghost, can you make the ghost speechless with one sentence?"
"What's so difficult about this!" The black girl said, "One day, late at night, when I got up to go to the bathroom, I saw a transparent thing flashing left and right. I asked: Are you a ghost? The ghost said: En that. I: What's the QQ number? Ghost :... Or one day late at night, when I woke up to go to the bathroom by chance, I saw a transparent thing flashing left and right. I asked: Are you a ghost? "
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"Ruyi Pearl No. 8" asked the question: "My girlfriend is ugly, is there any pressure to take it out?"
White girl: "Uh. I think your girlfriend is more worried about such a problem than you."
"Ruyizhu No. 9" made a question: "I haven't eaten a drop of food for a year. I am still alive and well! You are behind, don't you think it is troublesome to eat three meals a day, I just need to bask in the sun every day. After just a few minutes of the sun, you will be full of energy for a few days. Hey, you are really a bunch of ordinary people..."
Red girl: "Plants can talk? Sweat!!!"
"Reincarnation" also came to beat the excitement.Question: "The insole is wet, can it be baked in the microwave? Can someone make a feasible .xing. report on "About Microwave Insole"?"
Orange girl replied: "After evaluation, there may be three results: 1: The washing machine can wash the dishes, and the microwave oven can bake the insoles. 2: If you use the microwave oven to bake the insoles, the next time you use the same microwave oven to heat the steamed buns, the steamed buns will still be there. What about the salted fish flavor. 3: The heat is very important: if you like seaweed flavor, adjust it to level 4; if you like scone flavor, adjust it to level 3; if you like tempeh flavor, adjust it to level 2; You don't need to bake it, just dip it in some vinegar..."
"Ruyi Bead No. 1" made a question: "A guy did something extremely cruel. It felt guilty because of it. It confessed in its sleep every night: I was too cruel. I actually ate woo woo... a few days ago... Traveling in the human world, I saw the legendary drunken shrimp!!! I was very excited, but I didn’t dare to eat it. I was tempted by my friend’s demonstration several times, and I finally ate it. I feel it!! It’s really delicious!!! Afterwards, I I am constantly condemned by my conscience, I am so cruel!!!...Who can resolve its guilt with one sentence?"
Huang. The girl was furious: "What are you doing? Let's talk about this kind of thing!!! I thought it was eating poop!!! Get out of here!!!"
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"Ruyizhu No. 3" wrote a question: "There is a woman who has been married for three years, and her husband is not at home for a long time. The woman claims that the relationship between the couple is very good, but the separation between the two places makes her very lonely. Some time ago, at a friend's I introduced a man who was younger than her. He was very handsome. We hit it off immediately. He loved her charm, and she also liked his romance. They had a good time. But recently she found out that she was pregnant with his Child, she doesn't know what to do? She wants to give birth to the child, but she doesn't want to leave her current husband... She is taking chances, hoping that she won't know the child's life experience unless she tells her husband. Everyone thinks she can do this Do it?"
The green girl pursed her lips in contempt: "This woman is not just playing with landmines, but nuclear weapons. I guess, even if those 'Heizhu Heizhu' go after her, she will accept it. Then, she and Heizhu will go after her again. Pregnant with one, let her husband have two surprises..."
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"Ruyi Pearl No. 4" made a question: "A practitioner came up with a self-rescue method when encountering a python - a python swallows its prey, usually starting from the head, until it swallows above your knees and below your thighs , quickly sat up, and ran along the edge of its mouth with the dagger of the right hand, and cut it all the way to the bottom of the foot. Don't be afraid to cut yourself. Think about it, which is more important, your life or a little injury. Then, quickly pull out your feet and run far away. Finally, take out spring water from your backpack, find a big tree, sit down and drink while waiting for the python to die... May I ask if this "self-rescue plan for encountering a python" is feasible? ?”
"Of course it works!!!" Young girl: "However, I have to add one more thing, what if I don't have a dagger? What should I do? It is said that men's dicks are also very hard, and I guess they can be used as well." Alternatives to the dagger' - give it a try when you get a chance!"
"Ruyi Pearl No. 5" presents a question: "A man's betrayal is usually physical. But a woman's double betrayal is spiritual and physical. Isn't that right?"
The purple girl seemed to be deep: "A long time ago, there was a saying in mop: Never believe those animals that bleed for a week and survive."
"Reincarnation" question: "Who can name a few appropriate and shocking 'a.film folders' in one breath?"
Black girl: "Let me tell you four: 1: English listening comprehension. 2: Primitive performance of the animal world. 3: Passionate theater. 4: Joystick driver!"
"Samsara" continued to ask: "A few days ago, 'Microsoft' called me and asked me to be their company's CEO. I thought their company didn't have a computer, so I didn't go! You think I'm doing the right thing?"
"Exactly!" Chi girl: "A few days ago, Zhou Jie Lun asked me to be his manager, but I didn't think he was popular enough, so I didn't agree!"
Azusa also jokingly said: "A few days ago, Wu Teng Lan called me and asked me to be the heroine of the AV. I thought she couldn't act or love, so I didn't go either."
"..."
"Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" fainted until he vomited blood! ! !
What kind of people are they...
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……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… (To be continued..)
But anyone who actually wants to take them off the "hazardous goods list" is definitely a retarded thing to do.
The "Girls with Artifact Spirits" also vaguely knew the horror of the "Ruyi Bead".But the final facts proved that they still greatly underestimated the ability of the "Ruyi Bead".
……
The trip to the "Human World" entered the second day.
The nine "Wishful Beads" are still haunting the girls, chattering and asking endlessly.
Zixing and "Evil Nuwa" were quarreled by them, so they could only helplessly smile at each other. (Those are the beads that "store" the holy power that is so huge that even the "Ksitigarbha" can't bear it. If you "confront" them with some small things, wouldn't that make you feel bad for yourself?)
At this moment, there was a piercing loud noise from the south of the "game space".
Everyone was shocked violently.
Azusa Xing's first reaction was that some powerful guy forcibly broke into the "game space".
Everyone followed the prestige, but saw that the place where the loud noise was heard was shrouded in "gold and black" light.
The light of those two colors is not the same, there is no harmony, harmony, blend, and mutual intertwining!They seem to be confronting each other, the black rays of light are temporarily in the upper hand, trying to "swallow" Jin Mang in one go; the "Golden Mang" who is at a disadvantage tried to get rid of the entanglement several times, but failed...
Seeing what happened there, Zi Xing and the girls showed displeasure on their faces.
Azusa can recognize those two rays of light: the black one is one of the two untamed "Mothers of Little Heavenly Tribulation"; the golden light is the first group of energy bodies stationed in the game space-the golden sun. brick energy. (Naturally, no matter black awn or golden awn, they are only a small part of the body.)
After ruled out that "foreign enemies" invaded the "game space", Zi Xing secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
immediately.Zi Xing and Qi Ling girls expressed their dissatisfaction with "Hei Mang"'s sneak attack on "Golden Mang".
They have long regarded "Golden Mang" as their "direct descendant", and "Hei Mang" is a "deadly enemy", who dares to bully "his direct descendant" in "his territory", how can Zi Xing and the girls bear this? What about tone?
I was secretly thinking about what kind of tricks to use to save "Golden Mang" and defeat the spirit of "Black Mang"?
Seeing that scene, "Ruyi Bead" suddenly burst into thunderous anger.
There is continuous energy radiating from the "Ruyi Beads". With the nine beads in the center, it seems that there are [-] typhoons passing through the surrounding area.Fortunately, everyone is a cultivator, so they were not blown into the air by the sudden strong wind.
Feeling the anger of "Ruyi Pearl", the girls couldn't help being a little stunned.Muttered: You guys.Why are you more excited than us?
Nine "Wishful Beads" of different sizes said angrily in unison: "Golden color is the 'skin color' of the main god we believe in, so we should not take it lightly! What's more, the 'golden glow' contains the purest golden color." Se energy, we have a premonition—they should be the 'skin' lost by the master in the six worlds!!! Those hateful 'black awns' dare to disrespect the master's skin, damn it!!!"
The Qiling girls stared wide-eyed.Deeply surprised.
These Ruyi beads are all light blue in color, but they didn't expect to admire "golden color".Another one, who is the "master" they refer to?
The purple girl was extremely curious: "Your master is the 'Ksitigarbha King'? She doesn't seem to particularly like gold..."
"Ruyi Bead" corrected them very seriously: "We just lent it to the 'King of Earth Store' before the 'Master' disappeared. Earth Store is not qualified to be our master. Her strength is still lacking, no, this If we hadn't shared the holy power for her, she would have fallen forever in hell..."
oh.is that so?
Seeing that they are very tight-lipped, they just refuse to reveal the identity of their "owners".The black girl came to ask "indirectly": "Those 'golden lights' come from the 'sun brick energy', could it be that the sun brick is actually the skin of your 'master'?..."
pity. "Ruyi Pearl" had no time to answer their questions.
All of them are like fired shells, fiercely heading straight for those "black awns" who "bully the golden skin of their masters"!
Murderous...
The girls couldn't help muttering to themselves: Your master isn't here, so who are you showing such a positive attitude to?
Immediately after seeing the powerful fighting power erupted by the "Ruyi Bead", the girls sighed secretly that they "had a.se. weapon spirit", and there were only "red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple, black, white... "These nine "skin colors"?"Why didn't she grow into a "golden color"?If it is the "Golden Artifact Spirit", maybe the "Ruyi Pearl" will also listen to their orders. (Hmm. It seems that "Ruyizhu" has a better attitude towards Huang. Girl...)
……
The battle lasted only a few minutes.
The "Ruyi Beads" took down the black awns that had attacked the "Golden Awns" and took them as "prisoners of war".
Through the data of "frame frame", Azusa already knew that the four black beads of "Hei Mang" emanated from it.Those four "black beads" are the most restless and most warlike energy crystals split from the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation".
They were restrained by the "Ruyi Bead" and brought in front of Zi Xing and his party, still yelling in disbelief: "You are bullying the few and sneaking up on us, what kind of heroes are you? If you have the guts, just fight us one-on-one!" !!!”
……
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Neither the girls nor the "Wishful Beads" were singled out against the four "Heavenly Tribulation Black Beads".
In another way, they tortured the "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" to the point of "too much pain to live".
I only heard the girls smiling and making a "bet" with them - if they can answer the "Ruyi Bead"'s question and answer three questions correctly, they will be let go.On the contrary, the four of them will switch to "Brother Zi Xing" as the master, and help Brother Zi Xing to subdue the "Mother of Little Heavenly Tribulation" they belonged to before (well, it is equivalent to making them "undercover".)
These four "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearls" are all arrogant and arrogant, so I didn't think much about it.He agreed to the proposal of the girls.
In order to prevent Qi Ling from "breaking his promise and getting fat", they also "very smartly" actively asked the "gambling agreement" to set a "blood contract"-whoever breaks his promise afterwards will suffer the curse of "backlash of demons".
The Qi Ling girls expected that they would not be able to answer the "genius questions" of "Ruyi Bead".It is not difficult to sign a contract according to the requirements of the "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl"! ! !
"Ruyi Pearl No. 1" was not too polite, and was the first to ask "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl", "Where can I buy tiger skin, the raw material in 'Tiger Pepper Pepper'?"
"Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" had also heard of "Tiger Skin Pepper", and asked without anger, "Is Tiger Skin Pepper made from 'Tiger Skin'?"
"Ruyi Pearl No. 1" said with a serious face: "Answer the question! Don't talk about irrelevant things, just change the subject!"
"Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" was even more depressed, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "There is no way to answer this kind of question!"
Now the Qiling girls are proud of themselves.
"Why can't I answer. I know the answer." The orange girl said: "For example, if you eat 'Kung Pao Chicken', you have to catch 'Zuo Gong Bao' and cut it off. Chicken, chicken, oh! Zhiyu is really a sin!"
Huang. The girl added: "Also, in order to eat 'Dongpo Meat', I had to travel through the 'time-space tunnel' to the Song Dynasty to capture 'Su Dongpo'-although it is not a very troublesome thing. But this lost a generation of poets, It still makes me feel a little sad.”
"Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" was a little dizzy: What kind of answer is this?
What shocked them even more was that the "Ruyi Beads" announced with satisfaction: the answers of the Qiling girls were "very wonderful" and "totally correct".
The four "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearls" fainted collectively.
……
Next, the curious baby-like questions of the "Ruyi Beads" "emerged endlessly", and none of the "Heavenly Tribulation Black Beads" could answer them—let alone satisfy the "Ruyi Beads" with answers.
On the contrary, the Qiling girls, after the "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" admitted that they could not answer, came forward to answer the questions one after another, and all of them made a splash.
"Ruyi Pearl No. 2" made a question: "Please use one sentence. Cure the delusional syndrome of a certain 'yy maniac'."
The girls asked the "delusion syndrome" patient how to behave when "yy".
"Ruyizhu No. 2" further exemplifies the patient's condition: "One of the most famous YY cases of the patient is: '...digging earwax and actually digging this! Just now I suddenly felt itchy in the ear, picked up my high-grade gold earpick, started Enjoy the pleasure of digging your ears. After digging, before you know it, an hour has passed, and there is a big pile of earwax on the table, and you are about to pack up and eat. Suddenly, the ear canal tightened, and a transparent yellow object fell out Come out, I took a closer look, it’s not a yellow diamond! Quickly turned on the computer, opened my QQ and installed it, damn it, it’s actually free to buy things in Qzone, hahaha I’m envious!’”
This "yy disease" made the girls speechless for a while.
But the "strength" of the girls lies there.The green girl frowned and thought for a while, and then she came up with the answer of "cure yy maniac with one sentence": "You can tell that yy maniac: your girlfriend's 'physical constitution' is similar to yours, so she goes 'red' every month Drillin', right?!"
For such a strong "hint" answer, the guys who understand it all laugh out loud.
The "Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" is like a duck listening to thunder, not knowing what's so good about it.Depressed.
……
"Ruyi Pearl No. 3" made a question: "I just ask the simplest question: Do you think these 'Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearls' are handsome?"
The red girl said solemnly: "They are all good things. Seeing their respect, I finally have a reason to live in this troubled world!"
Orange girl: "They're like oval faces, but it's a pity that the pointed end is facing upwards."
Huang. Girl: "Well, their faces seem to have been sat on by elephants. How pitiful."
……
"Ruyi Pearl No. 4" made a question: "Do you know why human beings can't live in water?"
The green girl replied seriously: "There are four reasons: 1: Spanking will be seen (yes) 2: Stools will float...Maybe something floats on the road... 3: On land, Nosebleeds will not harm others, but if they are in the water, they may attract sharks. 4: Cameras and lights must be designed to be waterproof. The ratio is too high..."
"Ruyi Pearl No. 5" made a question: "If you are bitten by a spider, will you become Spider-Man?"
The young girl replied: "I was bitten by a black man. Will he become a black man? After being struck by lightning, is he now the Flash?"
"Ruyi Pearl No. 6": "I beat up the occasional 'Saiyang'. Will it admit that it is a 'Ben 4'?" man?If you beat 'Alto' madly the day after tomorrow, will it admit that it is 'Audi'? "
"Ruyi Pearl No. 7" made a question: "After you see a ghost, can you make the ghost speechless with one sentence?"
"What's so difficult about this!" The black girl said, "One day, late at night, when I got up to go to the bathroom, I saw a transparent thing flashing left and right. I asked: Are you a ghost? The ghost said: En that. I: What's the QQ number? Ghost :... Or one day late at night, when I woke up to go to the bathroom by chance, I saw a transparent thing flashing left and right. I asked: Are you a ghost? "
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"Ruyi Pearl No. 8" asked the question: "My girlfriend is ugly, is there any pressure to take it out?"
White girl: "Uh. I think your girlfriend is more worried about such a problem than you."
"Ruyizhu No. 9" made a question: "I haven't eaten a drop of food for a year. I am still alive and well! You are behind, don't you think it is troublesome to eat three meals a day, I just need to bask in the sun every day. After just a few minutes of the sun, you will be full of energy for a few days. Hey, you are really a bunch of ordinary people..."
Red girl: "Plants can talk? Sweat!!!"
"Reincarnation" also came to beat the excitement.Question: "The insole is wet, can it be baked in the microwave? Can someone make a feasible .xing. report on "About Microwave Insole"?"
Orange girl replied: "After evaluation, there may be three results: 1: The washing machine can wash the dishes, and the microwave oven can bake the insoles. 2: If you use the microwave oven to bake the insoles, the next time you use the same microwave oven to heat the steamed buns, the steamed buns will still be there. What about the salted fish flavor. 3: The heat is very important: if you like seaweed flavor, adjust it to level 4; if you like scone flavor, adjust it to level 3; if you like tempeh flavor, adjust it to level 2; You don't need to bake it, just dip it in some vinegar..."
"Ruyi Bead No. 1" made a question: "A guy did something extremely cruel. It felt guilty because of it. It confessed in its sleep every night: I was too cruel. I actually ate woo woo... a few days ago... Traveling in the human world, I saw the legendary drunken shrimp!!! I was very excited, but I didn’t dare to eat it. I was tempted by my friend’s demonstration several times, and I finally ate it. I feel it!! It’s really delicious!!! Afterwards, I I am constantly condemned by my conscience, I am so cruel!!!...Who can resolve its guilt with one sentence?"
Huang. The girl was furious: "What are you doing? Let's talk about this kind of thing!!! I thought it was eating poop!!! Get out of here!!!"
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"Ruyizhu No. 3" wrote a question: "There is a woman who has been married for three years, and her husband is not at home for a long time. The woman claims that the relationship between the couple is very good, but the separation between the two places makes her very lonely. Some time ago, at a friend's I introduced a man who was younger than her. He was very handsome. We hit it off immediately. He loved her charm, and she also liked his romance. They had a good time. But recently she found out that she was pregnant with his Child, she doesn't know what to do? She wants to give birth to the child, but she doesn't want to leave her current husband... She is taking chances, hoping that she won't know the child's life experience unless she tells her husband. Everyone thinks she can do this Do it?"
The green girl pursed her lips in contempt: "This woman is not just playing with landmines, but nuclear weapons. I guess, even if those 'Heizhu Heizhu' go after her, she will accept it. Then, she and Heizhu will go after her again. Pregnant with one, let her husband have two surprises..."
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"Ruyi Pearl No. 4" made a question: "A practitioner came up with a self-rescue method when encountering a python - a python swallows its prey, usually starting from the head, until it swallows above your knees and below your thighs , quickly sat up, and ran along the edge of its mouth with the dagger of the right hand, and cut it all the way to the bottom of the foot. Don't be afraid to cut yourself. Think about it, which is more important, your life or a little injury. Then, quickly pull out your feet and run far away. Finally, take out spring water from your backpack, find a big tree, sit down and drink while waiting for the python to die... May I ask if this "self-rescue plan for encountering a python" is feasible? ?”
"Of course it works!!!" Young girl: "However, I have to add one more thing, what if I don't have a dagger? What should I do? It is said that men's dicks are also very hard, and I guess they can be used as well." Alternatives to the dagger' - give it a try when you get a chance!"
"Ruyi Pearl No. 5" presents a question: "A man's betrayal is usually physical. But a woman's double betrayal is spiritual and physical. Isn't that right?"
The purple girl seemed to be deep: "A long time ago, there was a saying in mop: Never believe those animals that bleed for a week and survive."
"Reincarnation" question: "Who can name a few appropriate and shocking 'a.film folders' in one breath?"
Black girl: "Let me tell you four: 1: English listening comprehension. 2: Primitive performance of the animal world. 3: Passionate theater. 4: Joystick driver!"
"Samsara" continued to ask: "A few days ago, 'Microsoft' called me and asked me to be their company's CEO. I thought their company didn't have a computer, so I didn't go! You think I'm doing the right thing?"
"Exactly!" Chi girl: "A few days ago, Zhou Jie Lun asked me to be his manager, but I didn't think he was popular enough, so I didn't agree!"
Azusa also jokingly said: "A few days ago, Wu Teng Lan called me and asked me to be the heroine of the AV. I thought she couldn't act or love, so I didn't go either."
"..."
"Heavenly Tribulation Black Pearl" fainted until he vomited blood! ! !
What kind of people are they...
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……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… (To be continued..)
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