Rebirth of King Zhou

.\\Not being knocked down by Qiling girls who "do bad things with good intentions", Zi Xing still has to work hard to "clean up the mess"

Can't let the situation develop in a direction that is not conducive to shaping his positive image

Clearing his throat, Zi Xing put on a standard "thinker" inscrutable expression, and slowly said to the girls: "You don't have to worry that I can't handle things with Wen Qiang, and you don't have to keep fighting in front of me. Tell me how to treat Wen Qiang, please believe that we can handle our own affairs perfectly..." Most ""

Artifact girls are quite sensitive

Upon hearing Brother Zi Xing's words, the girls' first reaction was: "Brother Zi Xing, are you annoyed by the fact that our sisters are long-winded?"

As they said that, they all looked at Zi Xing with a kind of "wounded" pitiful eyes

Azusa was speechless for a while

Before I said anything serious, they first gave him "the outline and the line" how the old master Confucius summed it up "Only women and children are difficult to raise..." Qiling girls are both women and children, and they have both. Doubly difficult

Zi Xing had no choice but to emphasize: "I don't think you are bothersome, you are very cute, and I am not upset when I see you..." Most ""

"Brother Zi Xing is a bit timid and dare not express your feelings to Sister Jiang, right?" The orange girl advised him again with experience: "Brother Zi Xing, life is unpredictable, and no one knows how to live. How long, some things should be agreed earlier..."

The other girls nodded unanimously, "Brother Zi Xing, we are your relatives, we won't tell you, no one will tell you these great truths..."

"What great truths can you guys come up with?" Zi Xing replied weakly: "Besides, your 'big truths' often don't have much practical value, and there is nothing to manipulate..."

Being questioned that the level is not enough, the girls of Qiling are of course not convinced

"Brother Zi Xing, aren't you just worried that you won't be able to attack Sister Jiang? Don't worry, this time we will specially give you some 36 tricks with broad 'applicable prospects' to pick up girls from all directions and from multiple angles, which will definitely help Zi Xing." Brother Xing subdues Sister Jiang..." Chi girl expressed her opinion

Orange girl: "According to our analysis, the biggest obstacle between you and Ms. Jiang is actually brother Zixing, you can't be 'special' to sister Jiang. This is your biggest 'weakness', otherwise no one can take it away. 'Your Wen Qiang's fiancée' Well, let's take a good look at how many 'confidantes' you have so far, Brother Zi Xing: Sister Jiang, Princess Longji, Sister Daji, Sister Xingtong..."

"Hey, don't count!" Zi Xing hurriedly interrupted her guilty.

Wen Qiang has been listening all the time, the girls are here to make a big inventory of "confidantes", won't they add to his confusion?

After diverting the attention of this group of JING girls, Zixing asked "compromise": "Then you talk, what are the good impressions of reversing?"

In this regard, the girls worked hard and studied a lot, and gained a lot of experience

"Brother Zi Xing, you must first instill the most advanced scientific thinking into Sister Jiang so that Sister Jiang understands the truth that men like to look at beautiful women, in addition to being able to react because of their masculinity, there are actually great benefits that can prolong life. In that way, Sister Jiang will gradually understand that Zi Xing's main purpose of getting close to beauties like Daji and Longji is to have a long life and love, that is an 'unexpected situation' and it is not in your plan..."

Zi Xing stuttered and said, "Seeing more beautiful women every day can prolong your life? Why doesn't it sound very reliable?"

"Reliable is absolutely reliable. This is the latest medical research result and we are not talking nonsense"

The green girl put forward the most authoritative argument: "According to a British medical journal report, men staring at beautiful women for a few minutes every day can prolong their average life expectancy by 4 to 5 years. Blushing, heartbeat, cold hands and feet, etc., but you can see the circuit control mechanism in the brain of a beautiful woman every day, which will generate good emotional memory in the brain, keep the emotional center in a stable state, and reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease or stroke. , this study also reveals the reason why men like to watch beautiful women..."

The young girl added: "This scientific achievement is an experiment conducted by British researchers on 5 men for five years. The real result is that men who can stare at beautiful women every day have lower blood pressure. Relatively low, slow pulse rate, and less heart disease. Studies have shown that men staring at beautiful women politely, as if appreciating beautiful landscape paintings, are conducive to physical and mental health and gazing at beautiful women2000 Minutes, the fitness effect is almost equivalent to doing 10 minutes of aerobic exercise..."

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The latest research results of this kind of strange and various disciplines can be said to emerge endlessly in "another time and space".

Zi Xing also heard before that the brick family in Bangzi Kingdom had come up with the research result that "being a eunuch can lead to longevity"

Therefore, looking at beautiful women for a few minutes every day can prolong your life, and the "success" you need to pay is much smaller than "being a eunuch"... In short, Zi Xing is used to it and can accept it

However, the question is how can Jiang Wenqiang be convinced and accepted by such an argument?

You must take this as a "fig leaf" for those who like to "pick up girls", or an "excuse"...

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Before the Qiling girls could "claim credit" to him, Zi Xing hurriedly said: "I will tell Wen Qiang about Longji, Daji and the others, let's not discuss this..."

"Oh, brother Zi Xing, you are the emperor of the great merchants. With a royal concubine, there will naturally be a group of concubines who don't have to explain the 'many women' thing like ordinary people." The black girl nodded in understanding. These conclusions made Brother Zi Xing fall into "dire straits": "Then let's think about it for Brother Zi Xing: Is there any trick that can make Sister Jiang follow Brother Zi Xing with all her heart..."

It's a pity that the girls have always only studied the disgraceful methods, and now they can think of it, which is naturally only this kind of stuff

Girl Bai: "Well, Sister Jiang's thinking is more traditional, Brother Zi Xing, why don't you just give her a bully, and then use the 'photography spirit stone' to record her nude photos; then continue to copy tens of thousands of photos, threatening her : If she doesn't get along with you, spread these "photography spirit stones" recording her indecent affairs in the Six Realms..."

Azusa burst into sweat

After a long while, he said angrily: "Am I that bad? This is clearly a despicable method that some scumbags would use. How dare you encourage me to use such indecent tricks?"

The red girl defended: "It's not just scum who use this kind of trick. As far as I know, a 60-year-old senior engineer used this trick on his 25-year-old girlfriend, hoping to keep her by his side... ..."

After she said this, Zi Xing also vaguely remembered: In another time and space, such a real event did happen

Things are like this

Qiao, from Jin, a senior engineer. He had a girlfriend before he met Xiao Huang, and it was because of this girlfriend that he came to Qingdao. After the two broke up, Qiao stayed here. Once introduced by a friend, Qiao met again. 25-year-old Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang has always regarded him as an elder, but Qiao Mou gradually developed a good impression of her. After getting along for a long time, Xiao Huang also crossed the age limit and talked to Qiao Mou, who was 35 years older than him. Falling in love is actually seeing the other party have a relatively rich "inheritance" to inherit...

The relationship between the two is getting deeper and deeper, and they have even had several relationships. Nowadays, young girls, being "friends with benefits" with the opposite sex is as casual as it is commonplace... What is amazing is that Lao Qiao's "magnificence is not diminished" "During the battle, Qiao took a lot of "pornographic photos" of Xiao Huang. Unexpectedly, Lao Qiao is still a fan of Guanxi gg.

Later, Qiaomou believed that the relationship between the two was so close that he should meet the parents. He was really thick-skinned. A went by himself, but Qiao found that these addresses were all fake. The woman thought he would not come to the door alone. She underestimated this "old man". When Qiao asked Xiao Huang to reason, Xiao Huang broke up.

After hearing the news of the breakup, Qiao was very excited. He said he disagreed, but Xiao Huang said that his family considered the age gap between the two and opposed their relationship. Xiao Huang broke up very decisively, but Qiao has always been unwilling

One day, Qiao sent a message to Xiao Huang, saying that he lived in a certain hotel and wanted to discuss with Xiao Huang about the two of them. When the video was posted on the Internet, she also sent a copy of Xiao Huang to her parents. When she heard that she was scared, when she arrived at the hotel, the two of them hadn't spoken a few words, and Qiaomou had sex with Xiao Huang again.

A few days later, Qiao threatened again with the same reasoning. At first, Xiao Huang was unwilling to go, but when he heard that the pornographic photos were going to be exposed, Xiao Huang gave in again. In this way, Qiao had forced sex with her many times.

Until April this year, Xiao Huang didn't want to be coerced any more, so he called 4 to report to the police, who rushed to the hotel and arrested Qiao

During the trial, the judge asked Qiao why he wanted to take pornographic photos of Xiao Huang?Qiao Mou said, "I like it, I just like to watch it, anyway, she is my wife, there is nothing I can't watch"...

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Zi Xing's complexion was so dark that he could scrape off a thick layer of "pot ash"

His eyes are also quite unkind

He was a little suspicious: Did the girls already know that Miss Jiang could hear their conversation, so they deliberately used some bad tricks to make him "look ugly"?

The situation is too embarrassing, which makes Zi Xing's suspicion grow.

"I've heard about the 80-year-old man you're talking about," Zi Xing said through gritted teeth, "Do you think it's funny that he was sentenced to 6 years in prison? You want me to go to prison too." ?”

"Brother Zi Xing has also heard about that anecdote?" The orange girl laughed dryly: "But I think the old man was put in prison in the end mainly because he was so old, and he didn't care about the behavior of young women." After all, there is something lacking in attraction Brother Zi Xing, you are young, with the appearance of Yushu Linfeng, sister Jiang follows you, she will never have a second heart, and you will never run into trouble like that old man So, please rest assured and bold Use the tricks of the old man's shooting..."

The black girl also promises: "Besides, we all know what kind of good character Sister Jiang is, and she will definitely not be like the woman the old man met. That woman is actually a 'chicken', otherwise How can you get along with an old man?"

The purple girl said with deep emotion: "Even if it is not a 'chicken', the behavior of the post-90s girls is really unflattering."

She saw brother Zixing's expression of impatience and that he didn't believe her words, so she gave a special example to prove that she didn't deliberately "defame" the post-90s generation

The purple girl said: "There is a buddy born in the 70s who married a wife born in the 90s. Everyone envies that buddy is an executive of a foreign company with a good income, so his wife stopped working after getting married and stayed at home all day. Cartoons, and I really like to watch them. At the beginning, my husband thought that it was a big improvement for women not to be obsessed with those gibberish "Korean dramas"..."

"One weekend in a certain month, his wife saw him watching a football match, so she wanted to imitate the red wolf in the cartoon that suddenly slapped the back of her husband's head with a frying pan, scaring him, but the frying pan at home was thick-bottomed. Very heavy, the post-90s sweet wife swung round and patted her husband, and her husband never got up and is still lying in the hospital. He is probably in a vegetable state. The husband is the sole financial support of the family. The mortgage has not been paid off, and the medical expenses are a bottomless pit. 90 Later, before I got married, I was a salesperson with a monthly salary of more than 1000...the short-lived happy life ended.”

In the end, the purple girl stared at Brother Zixing's eyes seriously with a small face, and asked, "Are you afraid? Today's post-90s wives, most of them have problems of one kind or another. Many of them like to say to their husbands: If you do this again, I will be flat." The pot will kill you"

Zi Xing doesn't feel scared, but he is very broken now

He would rather be beaten to death by a frying pan than to be so ashamed in front of Miss Jiang

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Slowed down for a long time, finally slowed down a bit

I don't know if Ms. Jiang was petrified by the girls' "astonishing theory" or if she kept quiet for other reasons

Zi Xing hurriedly gathered his spirits, "being imprisoned" may not be useful, but the gesture should always be put on

Zixing coughed, and pointed out to the girls: "Your thoughts are very unhealthy! Too many negative thoughts will make your life full of setbacks, and even lead you astray in the end... You must wake up. You are not the same kind of people at all, the bright factors in my mind account for the absolute majority, and the dark factors are only a handful..."

The spirit girls are dissatisfied again

"Brother Zi Xing wants to listen to Guangming's positive thoughts, isn't that easy?"

The red girl curled her lips: "I'll tell you about our positive perception of life right now. People who treat you badly, don't mind too much. In your life, no one is obliged to treat you well, except your mother and your father." For other people who are kind to you, in addition to cherishing and being grateful, please be more careful, because everyone does everything, there is always a reason for him to be kind to you, not necessarily because he likes you, please You have to figure it out, and you don't have to be too quick to see each other as a real friend"

Orange girl relay: "No one is irreplaceable, and nothing must be possessed. After seeing this clearly, in the future, when the people around you no longer want you, or lose everything you love the most in the world, you should also understand that this is not a big deal. thing"

Huang girl: "Life is short. If you are wasting your life today, tomorrow you will find that life is far away from you. Therefore, the sooner you cherish life, the more days you will enjoy life. Instead of looking forward to longevity, it is better Enjoy it early”

Green girl: "In the world, there is no such thing as a favorite. Love is just a momentary feeling, and this feeling will definitely change at any time and mood. If your so-called favorite leaves you, please wait patiently and let time pass by." Rinse slowly, let your heart slowly settle, and your suffering will gradually fade away. Don’t overly look forward to the beauty of love, and don’t over exaggerate the sadness of losing love.”

Young girl: "Although many successful people have not received a lot of education, it does not mean that they will be successful without studying hard , remember"

Blue Girl: "Parents should not require their children to support the rest of their lives. Similarly, parents should not support their children for the rest of their lives. When their children grow up to be able to du li, after the responsibility of the parents is over, the children should take the bus or benz Benz, you have to be responsible for yourself"

Purple girl: "You can ask yourself to be trustworthy, but you can't ask others to be trustworthy. You can ask yourself to be nice to others, but you can't expect others to be nice to you One point, you will only add unnecessary troubles.”

Black girl: "I have bought lottery tickets for more than 20 years and [-] years, but I am still poor and white. I didn't even win the third prize. This proves that people need to work hard to be prosperous, and there is no free lunch in the world."

White girl: "There is only one fate for relatives. No matter how long we will be together with you in this life, please cherish the time together. In the next life, whether we love it or not, we will never see each other again."

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Azusa was stunned

I finally gave up the idea of ​​being "real" with the girls

At this moment, Jiang Wenqiang's beautiful voice suddenly sounded in Zixing's mind

She took the initiative to talk to him (your support is my biggest motivation)