Rebirth of King Zhou

Although Shannuwa has been spending tens of thousands of years on cultivation, she doesn't pay much attention to all kinds of human relationships and sophistication.

But she has spent more time walking in the human world in recent years, and her eyesight has been trained.I still know a little bit by looking at my face and semen.

The Qi Ling girls have always behaved well in front of her, and they always greet her with eager tongues every time they meet. (I have to admit that the girl is relying on this attentive attitude to crazily brush up Shannuwa's "favorability".)

This time, the girls didn't even look at her, and they just went to teach the "Cursed Diamond" a lesson...

From some small details, "Shannuwa" can vaguely perceive the hostility of the girls towards her.

what?

Think about it again, um, I see.The girls showed up to help "soul baby No. 1" out of trouble, and they must be dissatisfied with her standing by and letting the soul baby be bullied by the "cursed diamond".

"Shannuwa" secretly smiled wryly, and it was difficult to explain that she was planning to take action only when the soul baby was in the most danger.

The misunderstanding has been completed, and Shannuwa is unwilling to explain, but she also does not want the misunderstanding to continue to expand.

Frowning and thinking for a while, he asked "Samsara" in a low voice about how to make "Cake Cake".

Hmph, since the Qiling girls are full of resentment and want to use "cursed diamonds" as raw materials to make "cursed cut cakes", Shan Nuwa might as well help them.

These girls have always been "optimists". If you coax them according to their wishes, they will probably turn angry and happy.

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"Samsara" was a little surprised that "Shannuwa" asked such a weird question.But still answered honestly.

Then it quickly understood Nuwa's intentions. "Samsara" was quite unexpected - "Samsara" was really the first time to see the majestic saint Juju.Know who to please and learn to "cut cake".

By the way, could it be that the "Shan Nvwa" really wants to "please" with the girls who are wielding spirits, and is it Zi Xing who is behind the girls?

Nuwa Juju is interested in Zi Xing?Well, it's very possible...

"Samsara" was weaving a romantic drama in his mind, but he was enjoying himself and was quite busy.

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Cut cake, commonly known as marzipan, is a kind of Uighur people in Xinjiang who use traditional special techniques to boil walnut kernels, cornstarch, raisins, grape juice, sesame seeds, roses, Badan apricots, dates and other raw materials. national special food.

due to sale.Small pieces are usually cut from a large block of marzipan with a knife, so it is also called "cut cake".

There is a beautiful legend about walnut marzipan: It is said that a long time ago, there were two couples who were old and sick.The woman is ugly and barren.Suddenly, I had a dream one night, and dreamed that an old fairy told: "There is a holy tree to the south, take the fruit and eat it with the golden valley."

The couple searched for walnuts from Hetian for three years and ate them with corn.The woman has a beautiful face and the husband has a strong body.Soon after, a son was born, and the son won the first prize in the examination.Walnut marzipan has been handed down to this day for its miraculous effects, and is favored by the local people.

(Hearing "Samsara" mention such a legend, "Shannuwa" curled her lips in disapproval: It's no big deal. If you want to have a queen, tell "Songzi Guanyin" and it will be done; if you want to pass the exam Name, just go and say hello to "Wenquxing". There is no difficulty... Hearing "Samsara" full of black lines: Saint Juju, do you think ordinary humans have as much face as you? Can you do it casually? Can "Songzi Guanyin" and "Wenquxing" sell face? They can only pin their hopes on "cut cake"!!! Moreover, in my opinion, it is not reliable to pin their hopes on that thing Yes, in the end it can only be "the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment"...)

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Since marzipan is made from walnut kernels, cornstarch, raisins, grape juice, sesame seeds, roses, badan apricots, dates and other raw materials, it is of course more suitable for people with "heavy taste".Like "Laba porridge", it mixes a lot of various ingredients.It belongs to the "high sugar" category of food. It is refreshing to eat as a snack. Eating too much will definitely be bad for your health.

When cutting cakes to advertise, what they say is "pure taste, mellow taste. Moderately sweet and sour, with a refreshing fragrance. Sweet but not greasy, without any artificial additives, it is an authentic pure natural pollution-free food..." This, just listen to it , can not be fully believed.Just like the seller of "Sanlu" won't tell you what "melamine" is?Sellers of "alcoholic liquor" swear that "plasticizers" will not harm the safety of the human body!

Cut the cake, steam it first, put it into a very strong wooden trough while it is hot, cover it with a thick wooden board, and press some heavy objects, or find a few fat people to stand on it.

In this way, the cut cakes are pressed very tightly, and the water also flows out through the slits at the bottom of the wooden tank.After two days, the weight was removed and a firm cut cake was born. ("Reincarnation" expresses doubts: no dedicated fat man who is not a cultivator can suppress cakes for two days and two nights without rest!!!)

A person familiar with the matter revealed that even in Xinjiang, it is difficult to eat the most traditional and authentic "cut cake".

Yes, they are all compressed and specially brewed black heart cut cakes

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Authentic walnut marzipan products, 80% of carefully selected walnut kernels, and other raw materials such as corn, grapes, eggs, etc., the walnuts used in it have extremely high medicinal value; dried nuts contain protein, fatty oil, crude fiber, calcium, Iron, carotene, vitamin C, etc.; eating 0.25 kg of walnut kernels is equivalent to drinking 4.5 kg of milk or eating 2.5 kg of eggs.Regular consumption of this food makes people refreshed and energetic. (No wonder it is said that couples who ate the authentic sliced ​​cakes can have healthy children- dare to love, why do you eat these sliced ​​cakes as "strengthening, yang, and medicine"!!!)

And how is "Black Heart Cut Cake", which now occupies more than 90.00% of the market, made?

Prepare raw materials: peanut kernels.Grapevine.Melon seeds, etc., candy, mercury, pine perfume. (The most expensive raw material "walnut" is missing, and it is turned into peanut kernels. This is not surprising. "Walnuts" with shells are sold for more than ten yuan per catty. If walnuts are used, how much will it cost?)

Preparation tools: iron plate, hammer, cauldron, etc... basically stir these things together with water, molasses and rosin.

Attention!At this time, you can pour very hot mercury into it—the temperature of mercury is higher than the boiling point of oil.this way.There are two reasons: 1. Mercury sticks the sugar in the water very tightly, allowing the water to evaporate instantly.This makes the density super large. 2, There will be some mercury left after cutting the cake, which can be preserved.

at last.It is to create a perfect steel plate to cut the cake. After the water has evaporated, it is taken out and hammered with an iron plate and a hammer for more than a day. (It can be seen that the manpower cost of black-hearted cutting cakes is higher than the cost of raw materials. However, in the sky, the most valuable thing is manpower.)

These black-hearted sliced ​​cakes are specially made in Xinjiang, and then wholesaled to black-hearted vendors for sale.

Three can be sold for a year.Wei people do not eat.Many people say that this thing is very sweet.And this thing is very heavy-it's only about the size of a finger when you buy it, and many people don't believe how heavy it is.But when I got it in my hand, I realized that I was deceived by my own eyes.

Not to mention anything else, most of them really contain mercury... just for this, can you eat it? (Although the dose has not yet reached the level of poisoning. But just like the "alcoholic liquor" that has been hit hard by the "plasticizer" scandal today, although there has not been a death incident, the plasticizer that exceeds the standard by several times is still sold for so much Expensive, idiots will drink ghost wine again.)

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After learning about the production process of "cut cake" from "Samsara", the interest of "Shannuwa" greatly increased.

Tens of thousands of "cut cakes" were produced.It's also a good thing for killing people, getting money, and murdering people.

However, "Shannuwa" still has a question: only using "cursed diamond" as a material, can't it reflect the hodgepodge style of "cut cake"?

"Samsara" thinks that this is not a problem: there are many types of "curses" in the diamond of the curse.

Integrating dozens of types of "curse" into one "cut cake", the lethality is so sharp!

This ultimate cut cake has been launched.It will definitely trigger a panic buying frenzy in the comprehension world, and "out of stock" is definitely not a problem.

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soon. "Shannuwa" and Qiling girls each collected a batch of "cursed diamonds" as raw materials, and started the process of making "cut cakes".

It's just that they are all people with supernatural powers, and every step is completed by magic.It looks pretty dazzled.

At this point, the "Diamond of the Curse" attack on the soul baby truly and completely turned into a stupid suicide act.On both sides of "Soul Baby No. 1", two "vortexes" formed by mana appeared out of thin air, which exuded a strong suction force, and all the charging "cursed diamonds" were sucked into the "vortex", becoming Became the ingredient of the poor "cursed cut cake"...

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"Shannuwa" suddenly heard the heated discussions among the Qiling girls.

It turned out that the girls were about to make the first pot of "Curse Cut Cake", and they had some new worries.

The red girl had an expression of concern for the country and the people: "Sisters, you said that this kind of cut cake with superimposed power of multiple curses circulated in the cultivation world, and was used by some bad practitioners as a means of 'seeking money and murder'. An ideal tool, how much evil karma should it cause?"

"Would it be possible that by then, the Six Realms will have escaped the 'catastrophe' and will face the threat of the doomsday because of the 'cursed cake'?"

"Well, that's a problem. Brother Zi Xing and we are kind-hearted people. If we see the world in chaos, we won't be at ease. At that time, don't we have to clean up the mess? It's really natural. Asking for trouble..."

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This group of girls with "divergent" thinking began to worry about things that they didn't even have a picture of.

At the end of the discussion, the girls were whimsical and lamented that if they could receive a message from Ten Years.Or even "text messages" decades later.like that.It is possible to accurately assess what kind of damage "Cursed Cake" will cause to the human world...

("Samsara" is the translation + explanation of "Shannuwa": "SMS" is similar to "Sound Transmission Talisman". Only then did "Shannuwa" suddenly realize: the girls are imagining: they can receive the future The "Sound Transmission Talisman" from a cultivator decades later. It seems that even a saint-level cultivator can't do this...)

After discussing "future text messages" for a while, the girls became more interested in the conversation, and started a lively discussion that went beyond the topic—if their future selves could send "text messages" to their present selves, what should they send?

Red girl yy: "...Normal version: Don't read novels too much, you can read novels if you get into a good university! Hurry up and buy a house! After the new year, it will be doubled by 4 times!!! Hurry up, buy as much as you can, buy as much as you can Borrow as much as you want to buy!"

Orange girl yy: "...Normal version: Don't take the postgraduate entrance examination, work and buy a house, and save half your life! In addition, the stock can be up to 6000 points. Sell it before, and then use the money to buy a house. Or buy gold, that's fine It’s also more profitable than stocks!”

黄.女孩yy：“……珍藏版：赶在那几个超大奖前，买个200注。我会发送3期彩票中奖号码。具体n倍……比如11月28ri大乐透的开奖结果：07079期：0609252631+0208。咳咳。不要贪心，最多买十倍。还要买的复式的。在二等三等奖上下功夫。彩票才是王道啊！！！”

"After redeeming the prize, buy more front-end houses, and we must buy a piece of land in Ximenqiao. After the National Day in 2011, there will be 60 times the profit. The rest of the money will be bought in gold futures. 2012 will be sold. I don't know if there are more. Let our dad exercise more. He found out that there are three highs in 170. Except for the father-in-law, aunt and uncle, don’t believe it. All tmd snobbish eyes. Be sure to stay behind. The construction bureau is good. Be diligent. Talk less and be careful , to guard against everyone. By the way, I also exercise more. Now I am a [-]-eight-pound fat man."

The green girl said sadly: "Buying a lottery ticket is useless. Once you buy it, you won't know what it is... Understand? Also, how can you send so many text messages. You can write a text."

Huang. Girl: "I can send text messages within 1500 characters in a row, and a single message can be up to 00 characters. In [-], my mobile phone can also receive such long text messages, and although there are multiple messages, they are under one user name."

Blue girl yy: "... If there is a chance, let the future brother Zi Xing save one for the current brother Zi Xing. I want the collector's version: I am in my sophomore year, right? I am just a boring person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. Knowing that there are a lot of beautiful women waiting for you to pick up, you 2.b just pretend to be noble and dismissive. Is learning really that important? Wake up buddy. Chen MM from the art department is a juicy girl, she has a crush on it You have been two years, okay? Do you have to force people to fall into the arms of those scumbags before you are reconciled? Also, don’t go anywhere after getting up tomorrow, and even out 10 yuan for the change you usually use to buy cigarettes , let's go buy 5 double-se balls. The number is xxxxxx. Don't give up and have to buy it. I finally found the current winning number from the Internet. If you screw it up for me, I will beat you to death. Don't blame brother for being unpredictable."

"... Spend more time with your family and play less stupid games. Don't beg for your phone all day long, just use it now, don't touch your credit card, 2.b, you can't afford it! Don't learn design, how much enthusiasm do you have for the future? There is so much sadness. From the day I saw the text message, I memorized five words a day. I was happy when I passed the fourth level. I bought bigger clothes and pants. I can’t wear a lot of clothes now. What a waste of good clothes! Nothing to do, Open a store on the Internet to gain popularity. Don’t ask who I am, too many people disappear inexplicably because they know too much! Take care, take care of your hands..."

Black girl yy: "Don't study agriculture, don't go to graduate school, and don't enter state-owned enterprises; you must find a partner and lose weight..."

White girl yy: "Don't buy Sanlu for your children!"

Orange girl yy: "I seem to remember that a stranger sent me a text message the year before last, telling me to get married quickly, don't wait. I called and was not in the service area..."

Chi girl: "When you woke up, I seemed to remember: I received a future text message for brother Zi Xing a few days ago. It was a text message telling brother Zi Xing not to cheat and not to be sorry to his wife or concubine."

"What's so special about this? How can you prove that the text message is from the future?" The other girls questioned together.

"Listen to me patiently. The specific content of the text message is that at two o'clock in the morning on x month xri, brother Zi Xing left home due to an argument with his wife and arrived at a crossroads on Qifu Road. A man in light green A 'young woman' in se clothes. When passing by, the young woman suddenly turned around and asked: "Do you need some service?" Brother Zi Xing vented his dissatisfaction with his wife, agreed with the prostitute for 100, and then together Walking into the grass... After the incident, the young woman found that Zi Xing was penniless. Brother Zi Xing was in a hurry to go out, and he only had a bunch of keys with him. The young woman wanted to take the keys as collateral. Zi Xing was unwilling , the young woman stepped forward to woo. Zi Xing felt that something was wrong, stretched out his hand, and touched the other party's Adam's apple—oh my god! The so-called young woman turned out to be a man! Brother Zi Xing was furious at the moment!!! Innocence, what a ruin! On a bogus mother!!!Pinching the opponent's neck, she put him on the ground, trying to teach him a lesson. During the fight, the false mother took out a folding knife to resist. Zixing took the folding knife and stabbed the false mother Go, cause the other party to lose blood and die from shock... Nuo, the main content of the text message is these, remind brother Zi Xing again and again: Don't 'one misstep will cause eternal hatred'..."

"I see……"

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The poor "Samsara" and "Shannuwa" could only stare dumbfounded at the girls making "cursed cakes" while flirting wildly.

What an unreasonable group of girls.

"Reincarnation" is highly suspicious: Are these spirit girls under a special curse-a curse that will become chatterbox! ! ! (To be continued..)

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