Rebirth of King Zhou

After hearing Zixing's thoughts on major policies, Miss Jiang frowned and thought.

Because it is a "pig head", her distressed expression is actually not obvious.But she was racking her brains to be a consultant for Zi Xing, hoping to come up with a good idea with a high success rate.

Zi Xing didn't expect her to have any good tricks, as long as she could come out of her miserable state of mind, that would be enough.

Zi Xing felt it was his bounden duty to find a way to deal with those "cursed hornets".

I thought hard for a long time.Zi Xing felt that his "pig head" continued to grow n times bigger, and it was still "empty", unable to think of a safe solution.

He was a little envious of Liu Xiulai, the founding emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

According to the research of later generations of experts: that Liu Juju should also be a "time traveler".Moreover, he was dubbed "the most successful traverser" by many netizens.

Although Liu Xiu belongs to the clan, but in his generation, he has become a commoner. His father died at the age of 9, and he had to rely on his uncle to raise him. When I went to Chang'an to study, there was no travel expenses, and I had to ride a donkey cart with my classmates before I was able to set off... Until the time when I started the army, I was 20 years old, had not yet married, and was still farming in the countryside.

Diao Si has always been an inconspicuous person. She only joined the army as a civilian when she was 27 years old.

After crossing, the halo of the pig's feet was opened, what three thousand soldiers vs. 42 soldiers (there is a real record in the official history!!! It is really three thousand vs. 42. Not only did they not get killed, but they also won more with less! This Really...)

Any invincible Yuntai 28 generals can only be his little brother! ! ! Founding the country and becoming emperor at the age of 33 - even the craziest dreams and yy were all scum before the success of Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiuju.

At any rate, Zi Xing also transmigrated and became an emperor "King Zhou of Shang".But from the very beginning, he never found the feeling of being a "traveling emperor".Not only can it not be compared with "Liu Juju", but it feels like it is almost on par with "Wang Mang, the most failed time travel emperor in history".

Tsk tsk, that guy Wang Mang should have crossed over since he was a child, step by step, from a small dick to stealing a country.It can also be regarded as "exalted", and it has not been crossed in vain.

However, the good times didn't last long, Wang Mang was knocked down by another traverser, Liu Xiujuju.

In fact, the first half of Wang Mang's crossing was successful.From this point of view, it cannot be regarded as the most failed time travel! ! !The problem is that he is too famous and too advanced in thinking, so we can only follow his example.

It must be said that Wang Mang's analysis of social problems in the late Han Dynasty was very accurate, and the reform measures were also very targeted, but the only thing missing was feasibility.At the end of the Han Dynasty when social productivity was backward, the reforms and measures of the 1900s were used, which were completely cannons to fight mosquitoes, with great momentum and power.But he just didn't hit the target, but instead provoked a lot of slaps all over his body.

When time travel became popular, many people believed that Wang Mang might be a time traveler.Because his thinking was very advanced, he carried out many reforms and innovations after he became emperor. Some of these reforms and innovations are progressive even today.It's a pity that he came to the throne with the support of the aristocratic family, but his reforms also shook the interests of the aristocratic family, so he was overthrown by those aristocratic families who originally supported him.

The history of Wang Mang and Liu Xiu fully confirms a sentence: Beyond half a step is a genius.One step beyond is madness.

Zi Xing, a time traveler who borrowed the body of "King Zhou", feels that he and Wang Mang Juju are somewhat "sympathetic".

Fortunately, this guy Zi Xing often uses the "pig's foot halo", and the adventures he encounters one after another cannot be said to be "overwhelming".But it also fell on him in groups.

Only then did Zi Xing gain a firm foothold in the world of comprehension.

Well, at least it is not wiped out now.Nor was it disabled by some great gods.

In Zi Xing's view: Wang Mang is an idealist, and Liu Xiu is a miracle!

Zi Xing is now better than Wang Mangjuju, and he plans to follow Liu Xiujuju.

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What surprised Zi Xing was that when even he, the "time traveler", had "no good strategy", Miss Jiang actually thought of a plan, and spared no effort to recommend her plan of "drawing salary from the bottom of the pot" to him. .

After hearing this, Zi Xing was a little hesitant.

It's not that the trick Miss Jiang came up with is scumbag.According to Azusa's experience, the success rate is quite high.He was just worried: Miss Jiang's plan was too risky.

It's impossible to be "sure" about anything.In case of failure, it seems that the price paid will be too high.

Assuming that Zi Xing bears the consequences of failure alone, he will not hesitate... But this is for Miss Jiang to bear the serious consequences...

Ms. Jiang is very smart, and she sees that Zi Xing's hesitation is not due to timidity, but because she is thinking for her.She is very grateful, but because of this, she is more determined to implement her own strategy in order to relieve Zi Xing's worries.

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Zi Xing was finally persuaded by Miss Jiang.

The next thing is simple: to contact the girls of Qiling, so and so, it is better to teach face to face...

The Qiling girls are all bold and reckless "devils in the world" who fear that the world will not be chaotic.After hearing Miss Jiang's strategy conveyed by Zi Xing, they all applauded.I can't help but praise "Sister Jiang, if she doesn't sing, she will become a blockbuster", it turns out that her brain is so clever and easy to use! ! ! (How do they understand Miss Jiang's troubles of becoming a "pig head"? I can only fight to get rid of that nightmarish appearance as soon as possible!!!)

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The girls who had thought about it no longer blindly set up a heavy line of defense in front of "Soul Baby No. 1".

The strategy of "defending the enemy outside the country's gates" seems to be too outdated.Abandoned by the spirit girls.

After disarming the line of defense.The girls dragged "Soul Baby No. 1" and ran towards where their elder brother Zi Xing was now.

That's right, the girls actually took "Soul Baby No. 1" and fled to Miss Jiang's "sea of ​​consciousness".

In the short period of confrontation just now, the "Cursed Hornets" had wiped out n ten thousand companions. Therefore, the group of "Cursed Hornets" was really angry and chased after the girls.

How about the two lines? "There is so much ambition to sacrifice, dare to change the sun and the moon into a new sky", can be used to explain why "Cursed Hornet" is so excited at the moment! ! !

Ms. Jiang also cooperated quite a lot and opened the channel of "Consciousness Sea".Let the "Cursed Hornet" rush into her "Sea of ​​Consciousness"...

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Miss Jiang's strategy is not complicated.After all, the "major policy" formulated by Zi Xing was also very simple.

But better than practical.

As long as the "Cursed Hornet" and the "Bright Stone" can be forcibly pinched, they can sit back and watch the tigers fight.It's not like it is now - they are fighting against the "Cursed Hornet", and the "Bright Stone" seems to have the hope of becoming a "fisherman".

But the "Bright Stone" also seems to have opened up a certain amount of spiritual wisdom - a situation where great benefits can be obtained without its efforts.Will it change?

Even if countless "Cursed Hornets" flooded into the "Sea of ​​Consciousness", Guangmingshi could still choose to hide safely, and let Miss Jiang and Zi Xing's soul face the large army of "Cursed Hornets"! ! !Isn't it just to calculate the opponent... Who doesn't understand this trick?It is completely self-taught.

Azusa took the above problems into consideration and had no good plan for a while.

But Ms. Jiang became ruthless, and she quietly suggested to Zi Xing that she and his "soul body" should withdraw from the "sea of ​​consciousness" together.

To put it bluntly, simply hand over Miss Jiang's body and brain to the "Bright Stone" to control it.

In this way, the "Bright Stone" possesses the "Sea of ​​Consciousness", and can only face the "Cursed Hornet" head-on.

Unless "Bright Stone" is also willing to give up such a "territory" that has just been acquired, otherwise.Its battle with the "Cursed Hornet" is inevitable...

When they fight "both losers", it is a good time for Zixing and Miss Jiang to "recover lost ground" and become the biggest winner.

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As we all know, cultivators leave their "sea of ​​consciousness" for a long time and give up their physical body. Their "soul body" has no barrier, and it is easy to encounter accidental blows.Unless it is absolutely necessary, few would be willing to "leave their souls". (Of course, Zi Xing, a freak who can travel around the six worlds n times after his "soul leaves his body", can't be evaluated with common sense!!!)

Miss Jiang dare not leave her soul behind.Let her "soul body" wander in the human world for a long time, living a dangerous life of a lonely ghost.After all, she is not a real cultivator, and her "soul body" will quickly melt away if her soul leaves her body for a long time.

She chose a temporary "foothold", which is "Soul Baby No. 1".

Soul babies don't have a very independent consciousness yet.Just used to place her "departed soul".

Controlling "Soul Baby No. 1", Miss Jiang and Zixing are a cunning couple.He quickly escaped from the "Sea of ​​Consciousness" and went to the human world to meet up with the Qi Ling girls.

All these things happened in a short moment.

If an ordinary cultivator were to watch it, they would only see "Soul Baby No. 1" jumping into Ms. Jiang's body quickly, and after a while, coming out of Ms. Jiang's body gracefully and returning to the original place— — as if nothing happened.

But, in fact, some sort of sea change has already been accomplished.

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When Ms. Jiang resolutely abandoned the "flesh.body" and handed over the "sea of ​​consciousness" to it, the "Bright Stone" was unbelievable at first.

After confirming that the "soul bodies" of Miss Jiang and Zi Xing had indeed withdrawn, the "Bright Stone" couldn't stand the temptation, and finally chose to "enter the Sea of ​​Consciousness".

Bright Stone is also mentally prepared for the battle with the "Cursed Hornet".

The "Bright Stone" that has opened its spiritual wisdom can also be transformed back into its body like the "Cursed Diamond".

Although it is the nemesis of "Cursed Diamond".But the number of enemy camps is too large. "Bright Stone" did not underestimate the opponent, pondered for a few seconds, and decided to change back to his original form.

Only after the "Bright Stone" returns to its original form can it exert its maximum energy.

The original shape of "Bright Stone" is a beautiful and lovely girl like a jade carved in powder.

Just looking at the girl's appearance and age, this "bright girl" is probably two or three years older than the Qiling girl...

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"Bright Girl" soon realized that she had made a mistake and made a wrong choice.

The fighting power of those "Cursed Hornets" was scum, and they were not her opponents at all.But "Cursed Hornet" can turn her into an ugly "pig head".

Moreover, they can also make you who have "turned into a pig's head" continue to be ugly-because the "pig's head" can continue to swell round and round.

The lovely image of "Bright Girl" did not last long.It becomes extremely ugly.

This made her feel great hatred.But also somewhat helpless.She also has no way to take away all the "Cursed Diamonds" in the human world at once.

It was hard to get rid of the cursed wasp in the "sea of ​​consciousness".They have to face the crazy attack of the "cursed hornets" who are not afraid of death in the human world...

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"Bright Girl" saw a group of girls with spirits, "Soul Baby No. 1" and "Shannuwa", and they all watched her "performance" in a leisurely manner.

"Bright Girl" was a little annoyed: "Hey, if you are idle, you are idle, let's deal with these nasty little wasps together. I agree. After subduing them, I will give half of them to you. That's the way it is."

The eyeballs of the Qiling girls rolled around.People who are familiar with their temperament will know that they are playing tricks again.

"Our sisters are the most willing to help others, and they love to fight against injustices. We never say what is good or bad when we do things!"

The red girl looked righteous and awe-inspiring: "But, our sisters are not idle. It hurts, and we will take care of everything. We only make smart friends and are willing to help smart people. How about it, our sisters propose a question ——It’s not a difficult question. If you can figure out the answer to each question within ten seconds, it proves that your intelligence is qualified. We will make you a friend..."

After the girls withdrew from the "battlefield", they actually had the leisure to "molest" that bright girl.

Regardless of whether the "bright girl" agrees or not, the red girl took the lead in proposing the question: "Three beauties are chatting together. One beauty said: 'One egg can hatch a chick, and I have to eat several chickens every day.' Another A beautiful woman went on to say: "What are you doing! I eat fish eggs every day, and one fish egg is a small fish. I eat thousands of fish every day!" After hearing this, the third beauty covered her mouth and ran away Open...do you understand?"

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Orange girl made a question: "It is said that a village is often attacked by wolves at night, and countless cattle are lost, so the village decided to ask a hunter to help kill the wolves. Someone wailed all night, and was afraid to go out to check because of the prestige of the wolf. When the whole village came to the entrance of the village at dawn, they saw that the hunter was injured all over his body, and his buttocks were rotten. He was still wailing, whose cattle hadn't been tied properly?  … Do you understand?"

Huang. The girl made a question: "The explorer lost his way in the desert. A beautiful female Taoist gave him a glass of cranberry juice. After drinking it, the explorer thought it tasted good, so he said, 'Have another glass!" The female Taoist Shyly tell him: 'It won't be until next month!'... Do you understand?"

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The green girl made a question: "After the boss went to work, he sat there depressed, and the secretary asked why? The boss: 'I received a letter from a guy yesterday, saying that if I don't leave his wife, he will kill me!' Secretary: "Leave him It’s fine if you don’t have a wife!’ Boss: “But that guy didn’t sign it!’… Do you understand?”

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Orange girl made a question: "I once chatted with a female friend. She said that I was excellent. I said that I was under a lot of pressure and wanted to find a hole to get in. She immediately said that she had a hole there, and the two of them petrified on the spot. I really think it's interesting. I Did you think too much?... Do you understand?"

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The purple girl proposed a question: "In a certain engineering university, the ratio of male to female is seriously out of balance. There is only one girl in the 2004 class in the whole school. On the eve of graduation, a certain man from Qiu Kun Club mobilized all the 2004 class boys to conduct a questionnaire survey. There was only one question: 'Have you ever attended elementary school? ?' As a result, the boy was expelled from the school the next day... Do you understand this?"

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The black girl asked a question: "A young man in his 20s married an old woman in her 80s. After they were together for a week, the young man had diarrhea every day. Do you know what?...Do you understand?"

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The white girl made a question: "Xiaoming's girlfriend went to the island. After a while, her girlfriend emailed back and said that she found a job, and asked Xiaoming to work hard in China and not watch AV.... Do you understand? ?”

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The red girl made a question: "The roommates are all sleeping. A certain man was watching a joke on the bed and didn't dare to laugh out loud. He was afraid of disturbing his roommates sleeping, so he covered his mouth with the quilt, but his body still twitched. Suddenly, The brother on the upper bunk threw down a pack of tissues. And then, there's no more...do you understand?"

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The purple girl made a question: "Xiaoqiang is leading his cow and newborn calf, and is going to sell them in the market. Unfortunately, on the way, he was ransacked by a group of robbers. After beating Xiaoqiang, the robbers not only took off his clothes Clothes, tied him to a tree, and took the cow away, leaving only the calf. Poor Xiaoqiang, he was tied to a tree and stood for three days and three nights, cold and hungry Fortunately, on the fourth day, a middle-aged woman passed by and helped Xiaoqiang loosen her ties. As soon as Xiaoqiang got free, he immediately picked up the wooden stick on the ground and beat the calf desperately. The middle-aged woman scolded Xiaoqiang Said: "What are you doing? You abused it?" Xiaoqiang said: "For the past three days, I have kept telling this damn beast that I am not its mother, I am not its mother... It still sucks non-stop. !'……Do you understand?"

The black girl asked the question: "..."

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……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… (To be continued..)

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