Rebirth of King Zhou

"Shannuwa" was quietly reminded by the girls of Qiqiling, and suddenly remembered the possibility of "hiding in the residual world of time"

It's true that the two mysterious visitors who "only heard their voices but disappeared" probably hid in the "Time Remnant Realm" with the "Tai Chi Diagram" and "Chaos Orb"

The more I think about it, the more likely it is.novel-

The attitude of "Shan Nv Wa" in dealing with this kind of matter is surprisingly consistent with Zi Xing's.

Neither she nor Zi Xing were afraid to wait three to five days.Wait until those two guys are automatically sent out by the "time residual world".

"Shannuwa" knew: taking advantage of the two guys just recovering their ability to move and being weakest, it would be more certain to capture them.

"Shannuwa" passed on the big strategy to the girls.

"Shannuwa" doesn't have high demands on the Qiling girls: don't ask for much cooperation from them, at least they can't hold her back.

Tsk tsk, they are actually treated as "troubleshooters" to guard against the spirit girls. Even if they are upset, they can only cooperate patiently.

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Fortunately, Qi Ling girls know how to pass the "lonely time" best.

After a while, "Shannuwa" was surprised to find that the girls were already smiling and saying to each other, "You have to wash the pots, you have to wash the dishes. You have to wash the pots, you have to wash the pots and pans~" strange words.

This way of "making fun while suffering" is also different.

"Shannuwa" was confused for a while: Could these girls be expressing "protest" in an alternative way?

The girls are all "cultivators of great status", how could they be reduced to "washing pots, dishes, basins..." and so on? The difference is to express their very unhappy emotions.

"Shannuwa" couldn't help saying to Samsara: "They are so unhappy. As a friend, find a way to enlighten them..."

"Samsara" couldn't help laughing: "They are not unhappy."

"Shannuwa" was displeased: "Which one is happy to vent out by washing pots, dishes, and basins?"

"They were congratulating each other on their companions' happiness," Samsara hurriedly explained, "They were speaking in Japanese, you have to wash the pot, you have to wash the bowl, you have to wash the pot, you have to wash the pot~ Is this what 'Merry Christmas' means?"

——The guy "Samsara" deserves to be called a "time-travel-level 'friend'". He has been to many places and has a wealth of knowledge.He was able to understand foreign languages ​​that the girls couldn't pronounce very well.

"Shannuwa" was even more confused.

She doesn't know what Japanese is.I don't know what "Christmas" is? But the meaning of the word "happy" is still very clear.

In order not to appear "ignorant and ignorant", in order to maintain the face that has been weakened a lot, "Shannuwa" simply chose to remain silent.

Zi Xing was aroused some interest.I thought to myself: They are all in the world of comprehension, and they still think about the festival of foreign devils.It is not an exaggeration to label them as "worshiping foreigners and fawning on foreigners".

He asked the girls, "Is it Christmas?"

The girls rolled their eyes at Zi Xing together: "Christmas is two days after the end of 2012, of course it has passed now. Brother Zi Xing, have you ever celebrated Christmas before? Why don't you even know this?"

"I've never experienced it before. We don't believe in foreign gods, so why celebrate Christmas?" Zi Xing smiled: "But I didn't expect you to speak Japanese?"

In fact, the girls learned the Japanese for "Merry Christmas" because they were interested in "Christmas".Others, I don't understand a word more.

But the girls don't boast.After Brother Zixing said this, he immediately became angry.

"Surprised, brother Zi Xing? Ha, you didn't expect us sisters to be language geniuses, did you?"

The girls showed off honestly: "We can speak various languages. I can't count them on two hands... If you don't believe me, let's tell you..."

finished.The girls started the "language show"——

Japanese version: You have to wash the pot.You have to wash the bowls, you have to wash the basins, you have to wash the pots and pans ~ Merry Christmas Chinese version: Merry Christmas Jiang. West version: Raw eggs fall quickly Min Nan language: Heart eggs fast. Naked English version: Ha, Pique Rui Shi Mo Shi Russian version: Buy a radish and cut it, let’s stew it Korean version: Empty up wow, sprinkle up wow, cry to death Mita...

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Zi Xing understood now: girls would say "Merry Christmas" if they dared to love.Moreover, there is only a little meaning, and the words are not very pure.

But Zi Xing still took care of the girls' face, did not expose them, and nodded appreciatively.He said: "Human beings have completely escaped the shadow of the doomsday in 2012. This is something to be happy about and should be happy."

The girls were even happier, and said: When I have free time, I will assign "Samsara" to the film "2012".When they have a child in the future, they will show him the movie 2012, and then tell him, your mother and I survived that calamity and survived amazingly...

Zi Xing and "Samsara" looked at the complacent girls speechlessly.

In the end, Zi Xing reluctantly said: "Let's talk about it. We should wait until we have passed the 'six worlds catastrophe' in the cultivation world, and then brag about your awesome, brave and brave performance in the doomsday of cultivation...We can't predict it yet Can you survive the 'Six Worlds Catastrophe'..."

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"Ax Spirit" finally couldn't stand the girls' "contemptuous" attitude.

Yes, the ax spirit just made the girls ignore them and indifferent to the mysterious disappearance of the "Tai Chi Diagram" and "Chaos Orb" they summoned.Think of it as a hot slap in the face.

Only "the odds of winning" are so indifferent to their tricks.

"Ax Spirit 1" felt slighted by the girls.

They certainly cannot ignore themselves.

"Ax Spirit No. 1" said to the girls sneeringly: "Is it interesting to pretend to be a ghost and say something that others don't understand? Perhaps, even your own companions don't understand what nonsense you are talking about." Speaking of which.He also took a special look at "Shannuwa" to let everyone know who it was referring to.

Orange girl said very seriously: "You don't understand, it proves that your level is too low, don't drag it on other people."

"That's right, our words are as clear as the vernacular. If you don't understand, it proves that your IQ has a problem, and there is a big problem."

The green girl also spared no effort to attack it: "Hey, we haven't used words with changing meanings yet. I don't even understand it. What level is this?"

紫女孩很配合举例,很得意的卖弄:“我举几个最简单的近些年来词语含义变迁,你只要能听懂一个,就算你过关了:1、小姐:从尊贵到低俗;2、美女:从惊艳到性别;3、老板:从稀有到遍地都是;4、鸡:从禽类到人类;5、同志:从亲切到敏感…真理1:我们为了活命吃东西。为了保命又不敢吃东西。真理2:交话费的时候,才发现自己的废话那么值钱。真理3:世界上最遥远的距离,就是星期一上午到星期五下午。真理4:婚姻是爱情的坟墓。更可悲的是,小.三还要来盗墓。”

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It's a pity that none of "Xing Ling No. 1" can understand.

The spirit of the "Chaos Orb".Now I am worried that something will happen to my natal magic weapon "Chaos Orb".

That inexplicable voice, "Chaos Pearl Spirit" doesn't know who it is?

The "Chaos Orb" and "Taiji Diagram" mysteriously disappeared after being summoned to the world of Shanhetu. Zhu Ling didn't know where the problem was? He was also extremely anxious.

Tried to contact "Chaos Orb" several times in a row, but couldn't get in touch...

And the spirit girl kept nagging in their ears.Make it very upset.

Zhu Ling couldn't help glaring at them, and reprimanded: "You guys know how to play tricks. We are so boring that we are not the same kind at all, do you think we can still chat?"

Hear Zhu Ling's reprimand.The girls didn't know what happy things they thought of, but they laughed out of shape.

"Reincarnation" is a bit strange.Are you so happy to be reprimanded by Zhu Ling? The girls don't seem to be abused. Tendency? What's going on?

I couldn't help asking them: "What's so funny about you? Let's hear it."

"Samsara, don't you think that Zhu Ling's words are very similar to what a dick said?" The orange girl turned to reincarnation.

"I don't think so? Which sentence did it say like [-].b?"

"It's the phrase 'Do you think we can still talk?'... Haha, we laughed so hard... Hee, hee hee, haha..."

The girls laughed for a long time before telling Samsara the reason.

It turns out that in "another time and space", the girls have seen a wonderful screenshot of the chat between the male dick.Si and the female second.b. The details are as follows——

"Have you bought a house yet?"

"Hehe, not yet..."

"Do you think we can still talk?"

"You tmd, you don't look at your stinky virtues, how much is a house in the capital? 150 million, I will start from now on, 360 five days a year, call Miss every two hundred days, two hundred at a time, and play every day until 60 You're only 120 million tmd, and I don't repeat the same thing every day. Look at your bad behavior, how much is it worth a rent?"

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After "Samsara" learned the truth, he also found it quite funny.I laughed with the girls again.

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The "Ax Spirit" camp was completely angered by the "arrogant attitude" of the girls and "Samsara".

They all said to Ax Spirit No. 1: It's time to use the batch of "monsters" in its custody to teach "ignorant and arrogant opponents"...

Zixing and "Shannuwa" listened for a long time before they understood.

turn out to be.There is another very important reason why the other "Spirits of the Divine Soldiers" are willing to help and obey the command of "Axe Spirit No. 1": "Axe Spirit No. 1" has n terrifying monsters in its hands.

The ax spirits have now turned to a new force from the heavens.Those monsters were entrusted to them by the forces behind the ax spirits.

"Ax Spirit No. 1" knew that the spirits of other magic soldiers were shocked by the mysterious disappearance of "Tai Chi Diagram" and "Chaos Orb".These "spirits of divine soldiers" were worried about summoning other divine soldiers.will come to the same end.

So it is required to invite "monsters" to fight against powerful enemies.

"Ax Spirit No. 1" can't explain it either: the two guys who hijacked the "Tai Chi Diagram" and "Chaos Orb" are the "supervisors" sent by the forces that the Ax Spirit clan is now loyal to.

The Ax Spirit Clan, because they are newly loyal to that force, the other party does not trust them very much, so it is normal to send a special envoy to monitor them.

It's just that "Ax Spirit No. 1" couldn't figure out why those two special envoys hid in the "Time Remnant Realm".It gave the impression that the two of them were very reluctant to confront Zi Xing and his gang head-on.

However, now is not the time to study this.

In order not to let the "comrades" in their own camp lose confidence. "Ax Spirit No. 1" thought about it, and decided to release n monsters.

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This time, the "monsters" released from the "storage space" by "Axe Spirit No. 1" turned out to be the legendary "dragons".

The number is in the double digits, which is not particularly large.but.These two-digit "dragons" don't have repetitions, and there are more than a dozen varieties of dragons.

Even in the cultivation world, with so many different types of "dragons" gathered together, a "Dragon Museum" can definitely be opened.

That is to say, she is as well-informed as a "good Nuwa".Only barely recognized these "dragons".For others, it is good to be able to recognize half of them.

Azusa and the girls even mistook most of the "dragons" for dragons, and mistook them for other "monsters".

The "Dragon Beasts" released by "Ax Spirit No. 1" are——

Ying Long.In the ancient legends of the cultivation world, there are two views on this Yinglong: 1. It is considered to be a winged dragon.According to legend, when Yu ruled the flood.There is Yinglong who draws the ground into rivers and makes the water flow into the sea with his tail. 2. In ancient legends, the god who is good at making clouds and rain.

Chilong.This dragon is characterized by having no scales and fins.

There are two versions.It is said that it is also known as "Chiwei".It is a sea beast.During the time of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, someone said that Chilong was a water spirit.It can prevent fire, and it is recommended to put it on the roof to avoid fire; there is another saying that it is the second of the nine sons of the dragon.It is said in ancient books: "The second is Chi kiss, which is good looking, and the head of the beast on the roof is also." The top of the beast and the beast on the corner of the temple can also suppress the fire.)

Zixing took a closer look at the appearance of the "chilong", and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this guy's original shape should be the gecko that is often seen in human life.

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Jiaolong.It is said that it is also a genus of dragons.An ancient book says, "The pond is full of [-] fish, and Jiaolai is the leader, who can lead the fish to fly and put them in the water."

Qiulong.A small dragon with horns and no beard in ancient legends.Alias ​​"God Horse". "A horse with eight feet or more is a dragon", "a dragon with two horns". "Dragon horse, the spirit of the river, is eight feet and five inches high, with a long neck and wings, trimmed hair, and a nine-tone sound. You can see it if you have the king of Ming." Qu Yuan's "Heavenly Questions" said: "The dragon bears Bear"... From this, it can be seen that the horned dragon is a legendary auspicious beast.

Prison cattle.Don't see this guy as a cow when you see the word "cow".

It is the eldest of the nine sons of the dragon, and loves music all his life.

It often squats on the head of the piano and enjoys the music of plucked strings, so its portrait is engraved on the head of the piano.This decoration has been used all the time, and the heads of some valuable huqins are still engraved with the image of a dragon head, which is called "dragon head huqin".

Panlong, four feet long, blue and black, with a red belt like brocade, often falls with the water and enters the sea.Poisonous, wounding is fatal.

Jaipi: It loves to kill all its life, so it is often mounted on weapons to deter the enemy.At the same time, it is used in the guard of honor to appear more majestic.

Xie Feng, the third of the nine sons born to the Dragon.It looks like a dog, and its life is very dangerous.

Pu Lao likes to roar, so people put it on the bell, most of which are the image of Pu Lao.

Suan Ni, shaped like a lion.In fact, this is a foreign product, which was introduced into the sky with Buddhism, so its character is a bit like a Buddha.It is so quiet and loves fireworks.So it is often placed on the Buddha's seat or on the incense burner, and let it be the guardian of Buddhism.

Baxia, also known as Bixi, looks like a turtle.According to legend, in ancient times, it often carried three mountains and five mountains on its back to make waves.Later, he was subdued by Xia Yu and made a lot of contributions to Xia Yu.After the success of flood control, Xia Yu took his achievements and asked him to carry a stele of merit.Therefore, most of the stone tablets erected in the past dynasties were carried by it.

Bi An: Also known as Charter, it looks like a tiger.

According to legend, it presides over justice and can tell right from wrong, so it is placed on the upper and lower sides of the prison gate, the two gates in the lobby, and the top of the card that officials avoid quietly when they are on tour, so as to maintain the awe-inspiring spirit of the court.

Negative Xixi), with a body like a dragon, elegant and elegant, coiled on the top of the stone tablet.Shaped like a dragon, he ranks the eighth among the dragon clan and has a good literary life.Wenlong on both sides of the stele is his portrait.

Chi kiss, also known as "Chi tail", is a fish-shaped dragon.

According to legend, around the time of the Southern and Northern Dynasties, the Indian "Maga fish" was introduced along with Buddhism.It is the thing under the seat of the rain god in the Buddhist scriptures, which can extinguish fire.Therefore, the chi kiss is transformed from this, so it is mostly placed on both ends of the roof ridge to eliminate disasters and fires.

Yu Jiang, who rules the North Sea, has a body like a fish but has human siblings, and rides a two-headed dragon.

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Zi Xing and the girls counted them in detail, and there were as many as fifteen different "dragon species" that appeared in front of everyone.

This was really an eye-opener.

"Ax Spirit" summoned a group of dragon thugs in one breath, it seems that the situation is in danger of escalation

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(Chuang, Ke. Novels)