Rebirth of King Zhou

The Good Nvwa, the Evil Nvwa, the Nvwa Snake Clothes, and the soul of a catalpa, these "fellow Taoists" from "five lakes and four seas" finally came together for a common goal - "absorbing holy power". Come together. )

How many contradictions and conflicts there were at the beginning, now have to be put aside for the common benefit.

Everyone must have such an awareness.Anyone who does not have this awareness is deliberately "losing the chain", that is, deliberately trying to drag everyone's hind legs-everyone gets it and punishes him.

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In a word, the ability of the three Nuwas to reintegrate into "a new body" represents their urgent and sincere willingness to cooperate.

The "respect" of the "new body" quickly came up with the "first draft".

"Snake clothes" have not yet possessed the minimum thinking and language expression skills, and cannot participate in opinions

Therefore, it is up to the "good Nuwa" and "evil Nuwa" to discuss and decide how to shape the appearance of the new body.

This time, the two goddesses have little difference.

After all, the two of them are seven or eight percent similar in real appearance, the difference is only in temperament. "Good Nuwa" gives people a sense of intimacy, while "Evil Nuwa" has an evil charm.

The two goddesses still decided to adopt the old appearance, and combined the advantages of the two women in terms of temperament...

Throughout the process of perfecting the "new body", the Qi Ling girls actively provided them with a lot of partial and minor revision suggestions.

——Girls with spirit spirits like "this bite".Participated enthusiastically.Whoever dares to stop them, they will be in a hurry

At the beginning, the two goddesses were very interested and cooperated.But the girls' demands were more trivial and stricter than the other, which made "Evil Nuwa" a little impatient.

For example, the girls actually discussed which type of "belly button" should be the most suitable for the "new body"?

"Evil Nuwa" was defeated. If it wasn't for maintaining the demeanor that a "goddess" should have, she could hardly bear to swear - you fucking just give "chrysanthemum flower" to the beauty. ... are all hidden things.But is "chrysanthemum" more famous than "belly button" at least in terms of popularity?

Fortunately, after silently chanting a hundred times: "Demeanor requires demeanor, demeanor requires demeanor...", the topic of "chrysanthemum" was swallowed back abruptly.

"Evil Nuwa" questioned them directly: Is it necessary to spend so much thought on the "belly button"?

The girls are serious.Emphasize that "details determine success or failure".

Moreover, the girls don't think "beautiful navel" is a strict requirement.You know, today's beauty business has been refined. "Beautiful navel" is becoming more and more a trend accepted by fashionable women... It can't be outdated.

The Qiling girls were able to talk about sex, so they simply instilled some of the information and ideas about the "beautiful navel" they had mastered into the two Nuwas——

According to media reports, Yoon Ah, a member of the Korean idol group "Girls' Generation", was showing off a new hollow outfit, and because of her protruding "melon belly button", it attracted enthusiastic comments from fans.

The doctor said: Most of the people who did belly button plastic surgery at the beginning were middle-aged women who underwent a belly lift. Because the navel may shift after the operation, they took the opportunity to order a "beautiful navel"; in the shape part.On the other hand, the small and cute cat's eye shape and the crescent moon shape like a smiling face are the most pleasing.

However, as "beautiful navel" has gradually become a fashion trend that women who love beauty are willing to accept, belly button plastic surgery has begun to have a certain market.

"Beautiful navel". 90.00% more than five are women.Among them, most of them are women who love sports.Because whether you are wearing a bikini or tight sportswear, there are many opportunities to show your belly button, and you will be more concerned about whether your belly button is beautiful enough.

Generally speaking, most people's aesthetics do prefer concave.And the shape is small and cute belly button.

Related studies have found that the beauty and ugliness of the navel is related to the innate race.For example, the vast majority of black people have protruding navels; most of the orientals are born with small and cute concave navels...

But generally speaking, most obstetricians and gynecologists can handle it properly during childbirth, and there are still a small number of people who need belly button plastic surgery.

Therefore, most young girls who think that the shape of their navels are not perfect, or have scars around their navels, prefer to use navel rings to "cover their ugliness" to save the trouble and risk of surgery.

In comparison, most of the people who undergo belly button plastic surgery are middle-aged women over the age of 45 who receive a belly lift. The reason is that the position of the belly button will drop after the belly button is lifted. If the belly button does not conform to the belly button, the length of the body should be divided into 5:8 gold The principle of proportion, so it is necessary to use the skillful hands of plastic surgeons to redo a perfect navel with proper position and shape...

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Listening to the "quasi-experience talks" of the Qiling girls' "one word for you, one word for me", the two nuwas suddenly felt their heads swelled n times, the real "Alexander".

I knew before that this group of guys can talk, and I only know it after personal experience-it's "so scary"

In other words, if Goddess Nu Wa put their minds on such trivial things as "belly button beautification", could they achieve such great achievements in cultivation? Therefore, it is normal that girls do not know much about these small things.

Since it sounds like the girls are experts in this field, let's "empower" them...

Next, what the girls say is what they say; how they want to "rectify" how to "rectify", all the details are strictly implemented in accordance with the girls' opinions-resolutely do not give them a chance to "go crazy"

To be honest, the girls really have an excellent set of "design ideas".

In the philosophy of girls, big to a society.From a building as small as a person, when "designing" its appearance, it is guided by forward thinking.

Take the transformation of society as an example. Fukuzawa Yukichi, the character on the largest denomination banknote in the island country, once said that there are three aspects to the change of a society, the people, the government, and the material.In this order.It is difficult at the beginning, but it will succeed in the end; the order is reversed, and material politics makes people happy.It seems to be a shortcut, but in the end it doesn't work...

For example, in the design of buildings, Adolf Hitler once said: "Magnificent buildings are a good medicine to eliminate the inferiority complex of our nation. No one can lead a nation out of inferiority just by empty words. He must be able to build Something that can make people proud, that is, buildings that can be seen and touched. This is not to show off, but to give a country self-confidence. Our enemies and friends must recognize these buildings and strengthen them. Our regime."

As for the transformation design of the human body, the girls don’t remember any great master who has summed up the experience, so they found some “warning” failure lessons, and they must avoid it—that is, they can’t learn Qianlong’s fucking

In the hands of this guy Qianlong, Chinese culture was almost destroyed—to compile the Siku Quanshu, destroying books is more important than repairing them.All books that did not conform to the Manchu rule were destroyed, and the text in the books was ordered to be deleted directly.This person stamped his own seal on cultural relics and paintings, scribbled on them and destroyed them. "Wen. Character. Prison" reached the point of metamorphosis in his era. The unfinished version of "Dream of Red Mansions" has something to do with this. relation.The current film and television drama.He even described this guy as a romantic and suave Mingjun, making international jokes...

Under the guiding ideology of the girls "Wei Guangzheng", Nuwa's "new body" transformation plan is progressing smoothly...

Finally, when the "new body" was finally "finalized" and the girls declared "you're done".Both Nuwas have a feeling of "relieved, the rest of their lives"

After the final effect drawing came out, even the picky girls with "tsk tsk" praised the new body, even boasting that the new body reached the legendary state of "disaster for the country and the people". peaches and plums".

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The two Nuwas unanimously decided: Zi Xing will wear the stuff that is said to be the "Nuwa Snake Clothes", and follow them to complete the "three-in-one" plan.

"Three nuwas in one" is a god horse, but also a catalpa?

Of course, it was the generosity of the two goddesses to take care of Zi Xing.

By participating in this "absorbing holy power" action, he will definitely improve his cultivation and soar his realm, which can be regarded as an expression of gratitude to him.

But Azusa doesn't think so.

He felt that the second goddess seemed very narrow-minded, and wanted to take the opportunity to "fix" him.

How could he, a pure man, wear that "Nuwa Snake Clothes" and pretend to be "the third successor"... Zi Xing's affection for the two goddesses disappeared completely.

Seeing that their elder brother Zi Xing was actually "bullied", the Qi Ling girls suddenly became motivated to fight.

They want to "report the injustice" on behalf of Brother Zixing.

In order to "make a name for themselves", the girls unanimously quoted Edmund Burke's famous words to boost their "behavior of protecting the Lord" - "The only condition for evil to prevail is the silence of the good .”

So ah, the girls are determined not to trade "silence" for cheap peace

The red girl's small face was tense, and she said with an extremely serious expression: "The current world of comprehension has become so bizarre—the unmarried live together like the married, and the married live separately like the unmarried; animals Putting on clothes like a human being, with flesh exposed like an animal; a filial son is mature like an adult, an adult is as naive as a filial son; a woman is a man like a man, a man is a bitch like a woman; a poor man is like a rich man Pretending to be rich, pretending to be poor like having no money; a lover is like a wife, and a wife is like a lover, deep and simple..."

Speaking of this, the red girl's tone suddenly increased by an octave: "But there is only one thing, no matter how the world changes, we must stick to it - that is the right to 'speech, freedom, freedom' The two daughters-in-law Sister, no matter how you look at us, we have to say something fair for Brother Zi Xing today..."

The orange girl pointed out awe-inspiringly: "Brother Zi Xing is an upright human being, but you let him replace the identity of a 'snake'... This means that Brother Zi Xing has a good temper. considered an act of provocation..."

In the eyes of the orange girl.This is a well-founded and not too serious allegation.But the listeners couldn't accept it...

"Evil Nuwa" was a little unhappy: "You guys are too high-level and online, aren't you? Isn't it just a temporary replacement for a 'snake body' to facilitate things... Moreover, this snake clothing that has been born for tens of thousands of years is not as good as Is Zixin's soul body, which is only a few decades old, noble?"

The green girl refuted her "biased" point of view: "The same time-travel drama, the United States is going to the future, we are all going to the history. One can't think of the history, the other can't think of the future... But As long as you can produce 'high-quality goods'. Can you say that anyone must be more powerful and noble than anyone else?"

"That is, it's the smartest way to make use of their own advantages." Huang said firmly, "The history of the United States is more than 200 years. Travel back to ancient times? Want to be an Indian? You must know how to make use of your strengths and avoid your weaknesses."

Young girl: "That's right, that's right, like the ancient splendor of the Celestial Dynasty, it is extremely possible to travel through it, so it is natural to travel to the ancient times first - Heaven. The people of the Dynasty have really traveled to the future. Do you see the things that were photographed? Now, travel forward, The filming is enough to be 'vomited' by the audience, please directors and screenwriters just abuse the history, and stop disgusting the future..."

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"Evil Nuwa" frowned, and said with a headache: "Forget it, let's admit that snakes are no more 'noble' than your brother Zi Xing's family background. It's so far away, really..."

The girls are not at all self-deprecating and ashamed of their "long-windedness".

On the contrary, because of their hard work, they forced the "evil girl" to withdraw her "inappropriate remarks", and they won a small victory, and their fighting spirit was greatly encouraged

"Do you understand the truth of 'the true celebrity flows from style'?"

紫女孩傲然说道:“咱们姐妹此乃真性情哼。最讨厌就是历史上的十大伪君子了:1舜强迫尧把王位‘禅让’给他。2伊尹废太甲自立为王。3刘备不要脸借荆州不还。4诸葛亮排挤原益州的大臣李严等人,执掌大权。5李世民杀兄劫父收弟媳妇,还一代明君呢。6赵构才是岳飞冤杀主谋,却让秦桧背黑锅…7朱熹逼嫁守寡弟媳以侵夺亡弟产业,还提倡理教。8海瑞饿死七岁女儿。却成了一代大清官。9乾隆帝文化的摧残者,却雅号‘风流.帝王’。10洪秀全.邪.教总头目,还被奉为农民起义的光辉典范……”

"Real celebrity? Self-love?..." "Shannuwa" couldn't help but smiled, and said to the girls: "You guys are so narcissistic... Feeling too good about yourself may not be a good thing."

At the critical moment, the Qiling girls also know how to be modest: "Where. When it comes to a real 'narcissist', it should be a certain guy... Cough cough, let's guess who this is——Have the following titles at the same time 'Those who play a political role. Characters: 'Great Leader', 'God-given General', 'World-renowned writer', 'Guardian of our planet', 'The most outstanding general of all outstanding generals', 'The Greatest General of the Gods' God', 'the Polaris of the 21st century', 'a philosophical giant with encyclopedia-like knowledge', 'a master of literature, art and architecture', 'the greatest musical genius of mankind', 'the greatest genius of human wisdom' Avatar'..."

"Evil Nuwa" said strangely: "Is such a guy still a normal human being?"

Orange girl: "Why not? The guy who holds all these titles at the same time is 'Big Fatty Kim'..."

"Oh, so it's him." Samsara suddenly realized: "This golden fat man is more daring than Mao Taizu..."

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At this time, "black lines" began to appear on the foreheads of the two Nuwas.

"Evil Nuwa": "What are you talking about? You're saying something we don't understand"

The black girl spread her hands innocently: "What can we do? Our level is here... Maybe we can only start from improving the level of the 'audience'..."

The "black girl" said proudly: Because her "education level" is too high, sometimes it is difficult to do good things... "For example, once I met a very melancholy girl at the train station, who claimed to be a student of a certain university. I was picked up and asked to do good deeds, and took out my student ID card for me to see."

"Looking at her sincere eyes, I really wanted to pay, but suddenly I had a flash of inspiration and asked her: 'How much is the derivative of a to the fourth power?' She froze for a moment, mumbling endlessly. I didn't see it right, so I changed the difficulty The low point: "What is the sin30 degree?" She - she ran away..."

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"Reincarnation" was greatly moved: "These days, begging either has force or culture..."

Zi Xing was kind, and advised the girls not to use the greatest malice to speculate on people's hearts: "Maybe, that girl is a liberal arts student?"

The black girl insisted on her own opinion: "Sin30 degrees is junior high school mathematics..."

Zi Xing: "Well, even I really don't remember how much it is... She ran away in shame, so it can't be said that she is a liar."

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The white girl also became interested, and said to the two nuwas who were confused like "ducks listening to thunder", "Don't you understand what it means?"

Nod at the same time.

The white girl comforted: "You are not the only ones who will encounter this kind of difficulty. All foreigners who learn Chinese, who doesn't have a headache about Chinese?"

Then gave a very convincing example -

A foreigner has studied Chinese hard for ten years, and took the Chinese test in Tianchao. The test questions are as follows: Please explain the meaning of each "meaning" below.

When Duan gave the leader a red envelope, the conversation between the two was quite interesting.Leader: "What do you mean?" Dumb: "It's not interesting, meaning." Leader: "You're not interesting enough." Dumb: "Small, small." Leader: "You are really interesting." Dumb : "Actually, there is no other meaning." Leader: "Then I am embarrassed." Dumb: "I am embarrassed."

The foreigner burst into tears, handed in a blank paper and returned home...

( novel)