Rebirth of King Zhou

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Zi Xing is now facing a lot of headaches.

In the confrontation with "Reincarnation" in "Fantasy Land", there are winners and losers for each other. Generally speaking, the Zixing camp "steadily has the upper hand".Therefore, this is not what Zixing is having a headache at this time.

Very unlucky.

It can be said that after the unremitting efforts of him and the Qiling girls, the situation had just developed in their favor, and at this moment, the two Nuwas "woke up".

Yes, it was the good Nuwa and the evil Nuwa who woke up.

In other situations, it is relatively easy for Zixing to find various reasons to explain to the two Nuwas.It happened to be at this moment, when the faces of the two Nuwas were elongated like ramen noodles (although it has been shortened by half, it is still much longer and uglier than the "horse face" )... How does your name Zi Xing explain such a behavior of "combining souls"?

According to the "IQ" of the two Nuwas, they would definitely agree that it was Zi Xing who fused and controlled their "soul and body" without their consent, which caused their appearance to become so ugly!

"Evidence" is [-]%, Zi Xing is really hard to argue with the whole family. (A certain man is already in his heart, screaming at the sky in a dramatic way: God of robbers! Why do you play me like this???)

Sure enough, the two Nuwas did not give the world a chance to overestimate their "IQ".

Zi Xing guessed their reactions in every link.

First, after being "shocked" that she had become extremely ugly, Ernuwa's soprano sounded like "hanging her voice".let out a piercing scream...

After finally downgrading the scream from "soprano" to "mezzo-soprano", the two goddesses expressed high doubts about the fusion of "soul and body" and agreed that this was a crime specifically aimed at them. Afterwards, Zi Xing was listed as the "behind-the-scenes man" who created the conspiracy without any suspense, that is, the only suspect. (Who said that in the whole incident, he was the biggest beneficiary... What a plain and simple presumption of guilt!!!)

Although Zi Xing knew that the defense was of little use.But he is still actively trying to defend himself—he is worried that if he does not speak up and make such an effort, with the understanding ability of the two Nuwas, his reaction will be regarded as "acquiescence".Or "speechless".

"...Everyone will die, but not everyone will live..." Zi Xing also tried to confuse the two Nuwas with "poetic" language, and then enlightened them: "You have this strange and miraculous experience now. .After several years, in retrospect, it may not be regarded as a valuable asset. At least other people will envy you for your colorful life..."

Zi Xing was moved by his philosophical words.

I feel good about myself, and I'm considering whether to recite Paul Korchagin's most famous "Life is only once for everyone..." to the two goddesses?

"Don't tell me those useless big words and empty words!" Evil Nuwa said angrily: "Your mouthful of 'false, big, empty' reminds me of an anecdote told by 'Samsara' before - a certain city. The big safe at home cannot be opened for a long time. The official said: This is a voice-activated lock with eight characters. The investigators took turns guessing: "If people do not do it for themselves, heaven and earth will destroy it", "God bless, get promoted and get rich", "Man dies for wealth. Birds die for food"... None of them worked! Helpless, he arrested the city's chief. He cleared his throat and said in a strong local accent: "Integrity and integrity, governing for the people!" The voice-controlled anti-theft door responded. Open, the cabinet is full of jewels. Everyone is stunned—look, how ironic! You officials, you are such a virtue!!!”

Zixing was speechless for a while. []

What the opponent released was not just "stray bullets", it was simply "carpet bombing"!With such a wide range of blows, it is difficult for Zi Xing not to be "shot"! ! !

It turned out to be despised as a bureaucrat.He had to defend himself: "I'm not an official..."

"Why not?!" Evil Nuwa taunted mercilessly: "You are the emperor of the Great Shang Kingdom, and you are the biggest official in the Great Shang Kingdom. How dare you say that you are not an official?" The effect of "killing with one knife"!!!)

Zi Xing was refuted.

"Shannuwa" did not scold Zi Xing hysterically, she raised the issue of "compensation for losses" from a pragmatic point of view, and asked Zi Xing to restore them to their original appearance in the shortest possible time.

(Compared to the angry yelling of "Evil Nvwa", the rational request of "Good Nvwa" made Zixing even more troubled!!!)

Because this is more difficult to do.The main reason is that it takes time, and it is estimated that the two Nuwas will not be able to "restore their old appearance" in ten and a half months.

If you tell them the result directly, you will definitely be mistaken for "perfunctory"!The risk of being flattened into a "pig head" is greatly increased!

Zi Xing thought about it, and asked cautiously if "financial compensation" could be used instead of "loss compensation"?In other words, give them some top-quality spirit stones as compensation... He will also be responsible for restoring his appearance, but it will take a while...

"Shannuwa" was very displeased.She also quoted an anecdote from "Reincarnation" to express her dissatisfaction——

In Zhang Zuolin's territory, the Japanese army killed a Northeast soldier.Zhang Dashuai negotiated with the Japanese consulate in person, and the Japanese consul wrote a check for 5000 yuan of Kanto coupons and handed it to him.After Zhang Zuolin came back, he immediately ordered the whole army to have a holiday, and to kill Japanese soldiers when they encountered them.It was midnight at that time, and the soldiers killed two Japanese soldiers.The Japanese Consulate found Zhang Zuolin in the early morning.Zhang Zuolin immediately returned the check from the Japanese consul and wrote another check for 5000 yuan.

——"Shannuwa" quoted the implication of this matter, can this kind of "humiliation" be compensated by a few "smelly money"?

Hmph, as a goddess, when did you lack the best spirit stones? !

Zixing smiled helplessly.

Life is to laugh at others occasionally, to be laughed at occasionally, but to cry in the end! ——Azusa thinks what he said is really fucking reasonable! ! !

"Oh, not being understood. Not being understood is really a painful and lonely thing!" Zixing said to the two Nuwas full of emotion: "The more you know, the more you are like an orphan in this world... ..."

"Don't play deep with us!" The two nuwas condemned in unison: "We can't see how 'deep' you are! Hmph, if you want to hear these 'big truths', we can also talk to you carefully— ——From a medical point of view, the so-called immature means that you can neither hold your urine nor your words; the so-called immature means you can only hold your urine but cannot hold your words; You can hold back your urine, and you can hold back your words; the so-called aging means you can only hold back your words, but you can't hold back your urine..."

Zixing was dumbfounded.

Complete defeat!

Usually, Qiling girls often use piles of seemingly philosophical language.To confuse the opponent and make it feel unpredictable-it seems that this move is ineffective against the two Nuwas.I don't know, is it because the two of them have seen too many such ways?

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At the critical moment, the girls' judgment of the "situation" is more accurate. []

From the very beginning, they felt that for the two goddesses who "run away" due to "disfigurement", trying to "pacify" their out-of-control emotions with words will inevitably have very little effect.

So they didn't work hard in this area and made preparations.As the saying goes, "One red heart, two hands ready"! ! !

Brother Zixing's "failure" further confirmed their judgment.

The girls stopped jumping out to persuade the two nuwas, and they quietly guided the attack of the spiritual illusion of "reincarnation"—directing the attack to the two "ramen faces" of the two goddesses.

The two Nuwas suffered a lot of mental attacks in grief.

This is really a "time travel" enough.

"Evil Nuwa" is scolding Zi Xing for the nth time.Suddenly, the scene in front of him changed.

An ugly girl, extremely lazy, day and night fantasizing about prosperity and wealth within her reach, but was finally struck by lightning, and unexpectedly passed through.The woman found herself covered in jewels and silks.Placed in a magnificent palace, half lying on top of a phoenix, surrounded by sandalwood, surrounded by maids, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, calling her madam.

Female ecstasy.The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, thinking secretly in his heart that his dream had finally come true.Suddenly a man walked in from outside the hall, with a high-pitched voice, and shouted: His Majesty the Emperor announced that Zhao Jieyu and Gou Yizi had an audience...

what is this?

"Evil Nuwa" was stunned.She couldn't even figure out what unexpected situation she encountered?

The girls who were watching quickly understood - "Evil Nuwa" had transmigrated into a "Queen Dowager".But this unlucky queen mother will be killed soon, because her son will succeed to the throne and proclaim himself emperor. In order to prevent her from usurping the government as the queen mother, she will be killed... What a failure in the education of children!!!)

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For their own "self-interest", the Qi Ling girls collectively chose "silence" this time.

No one planned to rescue the "Evil Nuwa".

If she had to suffer a lot of mental torture, she wouldn't have the energy to "harass" brother Zi Xing...

The scene changed again.This time it's the turn of "Shannuwa" to become the protagonist of time travel——

Opening his eyes, he found that he was actually on a plane with a luxurious interior, surrounded by several soldiers, and an officer was standing beside him.

Crossed over? ! "Shannuwa" shook his dizzy head, tried to calm himself down, and began to sort out the broken memories, but first he found out that he had a queen lover, so the beast's blood boiled with excitement, and he faced this face like this. The officer next to him had a silly expression on his face.At this time, the officer nearby respectfully asked for instructions: Boss, go to Shanghai and send a telegram to Beiping, or arrange arrest after returning to Jinling? "

"Shannuwa" was startled, and said in amazement: "Arrest who?!" After passing a puzzled look, the officer lowered his head, paused for a moment as if he had strengthened his determination, then raised his head and said cautiously: Boss, Ma Han [-]. Insatiable greed is really a serious problem! ...

The Qiling girls who were watching were staring wide-eyed.

They have already guessed which timetraveler "Shannuwa" has become: it is still the "air crash" that is about to be staged, but this time it is no longer "Xu Zhimo" who becomes the unlucky ghost, this time it is the authentic "Dai Li"...

The girls didn't say a word, and kept "silent" wisely.Waiting for the tragedy to unfold... Even they will have to suffer a little mental torture!

But in order to let the "Shannuwa" understand the pain, they endured this little torture!

The scene changed again.Once again it is the turn of "Evil Nuwa" to take on the role of the protagonist of time travel——

It feels like being hit by a car and passing through, turning into a female soldier with the face of a fish and a wild goose.Wearing armor, standing in a group of female soldiers.That's a soft and heroic look.

I feel very good about myself, and what is even more gratifying is: there is a cool instructor in front of me (the nympho girl saw these things first); on the high platform in the distance, there is a man with the appearance of a king smiling at me!

Just when he was overjoyed, he suddenly heard the instructor of Ku Ge say: "I didn't explain clearly, and I couldn't explain clearly. It's the fault of the general. Since the explanation is clear and I don't obey the order, it's the fault of the captain and the soldiers. Somebody, drag her down." Beheaded, with military discipline!!!"...

The girls immediately realized: "Brother Cool" is "Sun Wu".And that group of female soldiers.All are Xibei goods, and they are all concubines and court ladies of the emperor.Because the emperor wanted to see Sun Wu's actual combat practice, he acted as a female soldier temporarily.Poor they still treat it as a game.Going into the battle laughing and joking...but Sun Wu asked them to participate in real wars. As a result, the female soldiers played by concubines were beheaded, and military discipline was strictly enforced (the emperor interceded, and Sun Wu still didn't sell this face)...

The girls are now completely sure-"Evil Nuwa" is now dressed as the "unlucky ghost" who was beheaded when Sun Wu trained female soldiers...

The girls are wise enough to keep silent... Silence is golden.

The scene changed again.

It's time for "Shannuwa" to cross again. (The girls' strategy of "leading disasters to the east" has worked. Recently, the two goddesses have taken turns to act as traversers. Most of the mental torture that cannot be changed against the sky will be "digested" by the two goddesses themselves ...)

After time-traveling, "Shannuwa" suddenly found that she had turned into a fair lady, and she was dancing a sword for a burly man sitting at the table.Inadvertently glanced back.It turned out that the person was——Dong Tong!

This is too easy to guess.

The girls guessed it almost at the same time——"Shannuwa" was dressed as "Concubine Yu" this time, and the burly man was "Xiang Yu, the Overlord of Western Chu", and the location was "Gaixia"... already "Ten Faces" "Ambush", the situation is very bad...

Even though Qiling girls have made up their minds, won't they "point out" Shan Nvwa how to change the tragic fate?But out of "professional habits".They also secretly analyzed what tricks could be used to break the predicament?

The red girl said: "Xiang Yu ran to Wujiang to kill himself because he went the wrong way. Yu Ji can run with Xiang Yu and correct him where he went wrong..."

Orange girl thinks: "There is no solution, Xiang Yu can't listen to Concubine Yu! Everyone thinks, he can't listen to the old man Fan Zengfan, the first counselor who grew up watching Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu. He will listen to a woman." ?”

"Uh, if you travel to the movie world of "Hongmen Banquet", you can consider not lying to Liu Bang in the end~~~" The green girl is very flexible.

Right here, the black girl sniggered unexpectedly.

The other girls looked sideways at her and asked her what happy thing she thought of?It's fun to tell everyone...

Black girl: "It's nothing. It's just that I suddenly thought of a 'Farewell My Concubine' paragraph, which is quite funny-when trapped in Gaixia, Yu Ji persuaded Xiang Yu to leave her alone and have no 'burden' Xiang Yu couldn't bear it and said: "Leaving you alone to face the enemy is too inhumane! You know, the enemy has hundreds of thousands of troops and horses"... Yuji said tragically: For the sake of the king, even if you encounter She also accepted the humiliation of [-] soldiers... but Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, reminded her: "The humiliation of [-] soldiers can be endured, but there are still [-] horses... What should I do?" Now even Yu Ji is speechless..."

After the black girl told this joke, the other girls thought it was funny.

The girls collectively laughed in disarray, looking overjoyed...

Fortunately, the "Shannuwa" has been deeply tormented by the "spiritual illusion", otherwise, their attitude must be regarded as the legendary "gloating", a behavior that has no public morality...

The scene changed again.It is the turn of "Evil Nuwa" to travel again.

After crossing, the "Shannuwa" found herself with a crown and a jade face, and she was really romantic and suave.Looking around, Feiliang Huadong, it can be seen that he was born in a wealthy family.Just about to take a closer look, while walking around, he found a gold seal on his waist. After watching for a long time, he could barely make out the three characters Da Sima.Knowing that he is actually in the third rank, he is very honorable!Immediately my heart was full of elation, and I thought about it, with such an appearance and such a status, wouldn't it be a big blow to all directions if I went to pick up girls?Just getting an opinion, he entered alone, and said respectfully, "Master Dong, Your Majesty has called you to sleep..."

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The red girl didn't react for a while: "What? You are in the high position of 'Da Sima', and you want to 'serve the emperor'? What kind of play is this?"

The orange girl has the most solid historical knowledge, and quickly gave an authoritative answer: "Damn! Time travels to become the famous emperor's male favorite in history—Dong Xian. Have you never heard of Dong Xian? The famous 'Fen Tao' in history You must have heard the allusions about homosexuality in Broken Sleeve - the protagonist is this 'Dong Xian'!"

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The scene changed again. "Shannuwa" is once again helplessly forced to be the protagonist of the time-travel drama.

Woke up and returned to the prosperous Tang Dynasty, although I was still a baby, but listening to the chatter of the eunuchs, my father is Gaozong, my mother is Wu Zhaoyi, and you are a princess, I am very happy-wait for a few years, and you will be able Learn from balance, build a fragrant house, and save beautiful men from all over the world to make faces. (This ambition is really not good!)

The woman holding her and laughing at this time is the queen of the dynasty.Suddenly the eunuch shouted: Queen Wang is driving back to the palace! ...

The girls on the sidelines exclaimed in unison: Damn!The little princess dressed as Wu Zetian, the one who is about to be smothered to death!The vicious mother Wu Zetian deliberately suffocated her daughter to death in order to overthrow the Queen at that time, and planted it on the Queen! ! !

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The scene changed again. "Evil Nuwa" traveled through, and when he opened his eyes, he suddenly felt that his body was full of magic power, his true essence was vast, and his consciousness was floating in a white light. He looked up at the place where the white light was blazing, as if a pair of eyes were staring at himself.I am glad that I have traveled to a "world of comprehension", and I should have another adventure.Suddenly, I heard a human voice coming from my ear: "Please turn around, baby..."

The purple girl is most familiar with all kinds of characters who have traveled to the "world of comprehension", and she has the answer with a frown.

The purple girl said with certainty: "It's Lord Tiantian, one of the Ten Heavenly Lords in the 'Fengshen World', who was beheaded by a flying knife!"

The black girl also echoed: "Yes, it is him. There is no solution to this. I guess I just died after listening to the famous mantra 'Please turn around...'! I don't know if the poor guy has time to react Come here..." (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.) Please Baidu search, or enter directly)