Rebirth of King Zhou

In the "Heaven Realm", the "Number One Fierce Beast" is having a lot of trouble. (Baidu search: , the fastest update to read novels)

Its headache is still the same old problem-it can't think of a good way to deal with the ghost girls.

That group of witty girls are bold, and they seem to be determined to eat the "Number One Fierce Beast" for the sake of reputation, so they can't "use force" against them no matter what.Therefore, they unscrupulously expressed their strange arguments there.

Well, the girls are only enjoying the right to "speech and freedom", and saying that this should not be a reason to "criticize them by force" doesn't even have the magnanimity to make people complain, "The number one beast "What big event can it be? It will make people extremely despised...

Precisely because of the many worries, the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is not good at using force against weak women.

The problem is, the "Number One Fierce Beast" deeply felt the girls' comments, and tortured it like a "magic sound entered the brain", making it miserable.

Back then, when the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" crossed the six worlds, it encountered all kinds of terrifying "voice-like" attacks more than once... But whether it was a grand sound wave, or a profligate attack aimed at controlling the mind, Voice, the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" can always deal with it calmly.In the end, completely defeat the opponent without any loss

This time, the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" suffered from the "mental torture" of the girls, and the root cause still lies in the content of the girls' words.

You say they are talking nonsense, but it makes sense when you think about it carefully; say they make sense.But it is very different from the traditional concept of "normal people"...

Replace it with someone else.Just listen to it.

But the "Number One Fierce Beast" has always emphasized logical thinking, and loves to think deeply about everything to benefit, but now it meets a group of "living treasures" like girls with spirits, and it is not a kind of "spiritual torture" to it. But—however, the "Number One Fierce Beast" still couldn't bear it and simply refused to listen.

For example, the girls talked about the anecdote of the famous master and apprentice in the legend, which made it quite inspiring——

"Sister, what do you think is the ultimate purpose of Tang Monk and his apprentices going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures?" Chi girl asked.

"Is it for praying to Buddha and praying for sutras, 'pursuing sentient beings'?" The blue girl gave a popular answer.

"No." Chi girl: "Let me tell you the truth—it's actually because of the word 'eat'"

For "eating"?

The other girls were puzzled.

The red girl then relayed an allusion.Enlighten them: "Tang Seng and his disciples haven't eaten for several days. At this time, Tang Seng asked: 'Do you say that Bajie was boiled or Wukong was fried? Monk Sha, you are the most honest, you said 'Monk Sha thought about it, Seriously said: "Master, I went to learn scriptures with you, nothing more than to live forever...""

Only then did the other girls suddenly realize: So the so-called "eating" is for "longevity"... However, the character of the few apprentices is not bad, and they can ride the clouds to the west, but they walked slowly with the master for 14 years; After eating "Tang Monk Meat", you can directly "live forever", but you still accompany the master to go to the west to realize the dream of longevity...

The red girl also mentioned some evidence of "the four masters and apprentices are foodies" by the way-the Tang monk learned from the master and the apprentice, and encountered the "six-eared macaque" causing trouble.Tang Seng said: I want to eat watermelon as a teacher.The two monkeys immediately turned into watermelons; Tang Seng said: I want to eat apples for my teacher.The two monkeys immediately turned into apples; Tang Seng said: I want to eat peaches for my teacher.The two monkeys immediately turned into peaches again.Tang Seng said: Bajie, take that 'kiwi fruit' for me... just like that, the six-eared kiwi monkey that turned into a 'kiwi fruit' revealed its truth, and the real Wukong would only become a fairy peach.It can be seen from this.Reciting the "Tightening Curse" to identify the real and fake Monkey King is all nonsense, not the truth—in order to cover up the fact that Master Sanzang is a "big foodie", he changed it to such a "Tightening Curse" version in the novel...

The orange girl also talked about the four masters and apprentices, with an unearthly and refined look: "When Wukong was an official, he once saw sister Guanyin, so he asked a doubt in his heart: 'Sister Guanyin, who is it? Is it the Jade Emperor or the Tathagata?" After hearing this, Sister Avalokitesvara looked embarrassed and scolded: "Pu Hou. What do you know?" The Tathagata heard it nearby, so he pressed Wukong to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain with one palm: "Pu Hou , you know too much...'Sometimes, the truth is as simple as that. But there are always some queens and literati who come up with the crime of 'provoking a disturbance in the heavenly palace' to prove the legitimacy of the suppression of monkeys..."

Huh.The words "the first fierce beast" sounded quite philosophical, and hit the nail on the head.Then I thought about how I was plotted against by some sanctimonious guys in the Six Realms.Those "hypocrites" even labeled it an evil cultivator. In fact, it was just to seize its six demon bodies...

The more you think about "the first fierce beast", the more you feel "blood boiling".

Unexpectedly, when the feeling was extremely wonderful, the black girl came with an exaggerated expression of interest, and said: "Hey, the monkey has been suppressed for 500 years, and after 500 years, he met Tang Seng, you know what he is doing Is your son the most brooding?"

The other girls speculated one after another, and the black girls all said, "No."

The "Number One Fierce Beast" was also pondering in his heart: It should be the deepest resentment towards Buddha Tathagata...

The black girls finally announced a conclusion that "surprised" the audience: "The most resentful thing about monkeys is that five hundred cannot solve their personal physical problems." It’s nothing, it’s the most painful. What’s forced is that both hands are outside...'"

When the other girls heard this, they were all giggling, and their smiles staggered.

"Number One Fierce Beast" needed to think carefully for a while before comprehending the "connotation" in the black girl's words.

The wonderful feeling of "The First Fierce Beast" suddenly disappeared - it was all caused by the girls.

It couldn't resist blaming the girls for associating such a famous person with "that kind of filthy thing".Your thoughts are too impure...

The girls dismissed the "viewpoint" of it.

The red girl retorted: "What's the matter with celebrities? Is celebrity really great? Diet, men and women, people's greatness, desires, being suppressed is already tragic enough, shouldn't they be allowed to solve some practical difficulties by themselves?..."

The green girl also joined the ranks of refuting "the first fierce beast": "That is, as far as our sisters know, many celebrities are not only keen on 'that thing', but even unscrupulously and openly imitate their own 'world names' from that aspect. 'Woolen cloth……"

Huang Girl agrees, and gives an example: "For example, in Gu Long's martial arts, the most powerful and capable person is called: Old Man Tianji - they all call themselves 'Heaven. Chicken', you can imagine how terrifying a certain part is, um, In fact, he can directly compete with 'Yang Dingtian', which is enough to show that he is extraordinary. But considering that the old man is getting old, the outcome is unpredictable. It is estimated that Yang Dingtian was not his opponent when he was young..."

The young girl agrees, and gives an example: "Gu Long is the best kind of horse in martial arts. Call, Bai Xiaosheng's level is not so high. Also, the best animal relationship, call, donkey wants to wear grace, in fact, I am very pure, but Donkeys are not pure..."

The purple girl agreed, and gave an example: "Also, the strongest person in the night battle: Tianfeng Shishilang for one night. ..."

The black girl agreed, and gave an example: "There is also the music expert: the voice of the bandit handsome is too loud and easy to be discovered... A ventriloquist, it is called, sucking. Door. Blowing. Acupuncture can do all these things. Show off in the name, really... It is said that no woman can be with him for three days... It can be called a real skill."

The white girl agreed, and gave an example: "There are even more shameless ones, even if they are not strong in that area, they should give others a name to tell others - it is not hard and I don't know how Hu Daxiu survived. Just tell the world. He is destined to have no offspring: Jing Wuming, this is a bad man. Well, the most tragic person is: Thirteen——was eunuch. Thirteen times, thirteen times, this, still What is the future of happiness?"

In order to express the equality between men and women, they treat each other equally.At the end, the red girl also listed three female celebrities, who also have no taboos in naming: "Three strange women: 1, wet. Yin, 2, jellyfish. Chicken, 3, excrement. Yin..."

"..."

The girls talk.It was speechless for a long time.

"Number One Fierce Beast" pondered for a long time, and could only express his dissatisfaction in this way: "Hey, that's you humans, according to the beast clan I live in now, there is no such dirty thing..."

"Why not? The ugly things that the orcs have done in this area are gone..." The orange girl retorted: "Not to mention anything else, just to say that when we were in private school, some students had the habit of interrupting. In class, the teacher said: "Actually, weasels don't eat chickens. This is a result of scientists' experiments. Once a chicken and weasels were locked together. Guess what happened the next day?" A classmate continued: "Hey , the chicken is pregnant...you know'"

"Number One Fierce Beast" was speechless for a while.

"Why can't you think about some in-depth questions. You know, beings endowed with the ability to think is actually a very lucky thing. How can you specialize in thinking about some vulgar things..." The first fierce beast felt a little "hateful" Iron doesn't make steel," he said.

The girls are also "follow the good".

The green girl asked the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" a deep question——

某日,甲乙丙丁出去玩,甲向其他三人各借17块灵石,共51块。花掉46块灵石,还剩5块,又退每人一块,还剩2块,也就是说他还欠他们48块灵石,加上手中2块,总共50块,请问还有一块灵石到哪儿去了呢?

"The First Fierce Beast" was a little helpless.But its brain, which is diligent in thinking, also started to think reflexively.

After thinking about it for a while, I became a little confused: Right? Why is a spirit stone missing?

却听赤女孩怪道:“这个问题不是这么算的啊,甲一共借了51元灵石,然后每人还了1块,就是说每个人借了3=48块灵石。他花掉了46块,手上还剩2块灵石,刚好48块,哪里来的50块灵石啊?出这这个题目的人笨的很啊——回答不出来的人。更蠢”

"No. [-] Fierce Beast" felt that he was "shot by an arrow while lying down".It didn't turn the corner in time.Very hurt.

……

next.Orange girl made a "very deep" prediction about one thing: "I guess, if we are always stuck in this special 'desert island', let alone being the prime minister, it is very likely that our sisters will also be on the desert island." What about the emperor... Sisters, who is the best emperor in history? We need to learn from other people's experience as emperors."

The green girl said: "Then there is no need to ask? Isn't brother Zixing the most powerful emperor in history?..."

The other girls unanimously despised her "suspected" flattery of brother Zi Xing - brother Zi Xing has not had time to deal with state affairs in person, so of course he is not the most powerful emperor.Although the sisters adore Brother Zixing, their pursuit of the truth has never changed...

The green girl was a little embarrassed by the other girls' words, so she asked: "Then who do you say is the best emperor in history? I want to hear it, do you make sense?"

The orange girl announced the "correct answer" on behalf of other sisters: "Hey, the best emperor in history is Tang Zhongzong Li Xian"

"This. It's not well-known." The green girl said, "What's the reason for being selected?"

橙女孩理直气壮的说道:“唐中宗李显之所以牛,牛在:1、两度为天子;2、爸爸是皇帝:唐高宗李治;3、妈妈是皇帝:则天大圣皇帝;4、哥哥是皇帝:敬皇帝李弘;5、弟弟是皇帝:唐睿宗李旦6、儿子是皇帝:殇帝李重茂;7、侄子是皇帝:让皇帝李宪、唐玄宗李蛮一家子全是皇帝啊你自己数数历朝历代的皇帝,哪个皇帝有他这么庞大的家族背景”

"That's right." The young girl echoed: "The other emperors are at most Grandpa, Lao Tzu, myself and my son. There are 4 emperors in total who are not like Li Xian, including himself. There are directly eight emperors cough cough, and six flavor emperors. Pills are not enough to describe him."

The green girl still wants to "prick": "The posthumous title should not be counted, the posthumous title is just a gimmick, and it doesn't count"

"Even if we remove one or two follow-up seals, we can still make up the number of 'Liuwei Dihuang Pills'..."

The green girl still refused to admit defeat, and argued strongly: "Then I still think Zhang Tielin is better...why? Because he is a professional emperor. Let's see how many times he has been emperor?"

"..."

The girls argued endlessly over such a topic.

The head of the "Number One Fierce Beast" was so big.

In this way, "The First Fierce Beast" had a headache for a long time.

Until "Reincarnation" followed the "contact information" it left behind.After a secret communication with it, "Samsara" had a way to arrange the girls of Qi Ling.

It can be said that the information reported to it by "Samsara" is very important.

The "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is not afraid of rivals competing for its interests, but only worries about competing with deeply hidden opponents.

Now, knowing that the "Pangu Sacred Power" is occupied by the mysterious forces in the "Buddha's Illusion", the "Number One Fierce Beast" has a goal to fight for... It seems that his brain is much better all of a sudden.

"The First Fierce Beast" suddenly said to the spirit girls who were still arguing: "I can let you leave the 'heaven world' and return to the human world..."

As soon as this remark came out, the girls immediately quieted down and became "silent".

Has the sun risen from the west?

This guy actually offered to let them leave the "Super Deserted Island"?

Girls are confident.But have they not been blindly confident that with just a few mouths, they can quarrel so much that the "Number One Fierce Beast" would rather send them away?

"Number One Fierce Beast": "You heard me right, I agree to let you return to the human world. However, there is a condition..."

Oh, there are conditions.now it's right.

The girls' expressions returned to normal.

"No. [-] Fierce Beast" talked eloquently: "It's a condition. In fact, if you do it well, your grandpa Zhu will benefit the most. Let me just say it straight—your grandpa Zhu and brother Zixin are very cunning." In order to monopolize the holy power left behind by fellow Taoist Pangu, Jiang Wenqiang secretly contacted a Buddhist master and cast the "Illusion of Buddha" in the human world, blocking other people's hope of absorbing Pangu's holy power... So, I I also had to make a plan to seal off the heavens and prevent your grandpa Zhu Rong from the holy power that originally belonged to him..."

"I have now decided to send you to the 'Illusion of the Buddha' to give you a chance—as long as you can persuade Jiang Wenqiang to change her mind and stop trying to monopolize Pangu's holy power and give half of it to others, I will not stop it Your grandpa Zhu has absorbed the holy power of the heavens..."

When the girls heard such unexpected news, they stayed for a while.

Afterwards, they questioned: Sister Jiang is not a cultivator herself, how could she have the conditions to absorb the "Pangu Holy Power"? A little bit of holy power could put her life in danger...

In addition, the purple girl also pointed out: Don't threaten to prevent Grandpa Zhu from absorbing the holy power of the heavens, that is originally Grandpa Zhu's, Grandpa Zhu must have a way to prevent you from absorbing the "sacred power of the heavens"...

"Number One Fierce Beast" smiled sinisterly: "I admit that I can't absorb the 'sacred power of the heavens'. Not to mention the holy power of the heavens, even the Pangu holy power of the human world was sent by your grandpa Zhu Jiang Wenqiang I have changed my hands and feet, and I can't absorb it now. But, you must not doubt that I am capable of preventing your grandpa Zhu from absorbing the holy power of the heavens... In short, the result of "one shot, two scattered" is of no benefit to anyone, I don't I hope to reach that point, so I decided to send you to the "Illusion of the Buddha", you should seize the opportunity, give full play to your talkative strengths, and persuade Jiang Wenqiang to share half of Pangu's holy power... This will benefit everyone."

The girls fell silent.

Qi Shushu turned his gaze to Grandpa Zhu.Let's see how he reacts?

Grandpa Zhu was very depressed, and emphasized to the "Number One Fierce Beast" again: "You said that Pangu's holy power was blocked by the mysterious power of Buddhism - what does this have to do with Jiang girl? She is not a cultivator at all..."

"You still want to hide it from me?" The first fierce beast was stubborn: "Who doesn't know that Jiang Xiu's prophecy is so powerful? Maybe a super power in Buddhism asked her before, so a connection was established...you are very happy." Maybe it was through Jiang Wenqiang that the mysterious Buddhist cultivator was invited to take the holy power left by fellow Taoist Pan Gu..."

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