Rebirth of King Zhou

In just a quarter of an hour, Miss Jiang vomited more times than she had in a whole year before. []

I was really disgusted.

On the one hand, the topics raised by "Reincarnation" and Qiling girls have strong "lethal power"; on the other hand, the strong contrast doubles the shocking effect.

You know, Miss Jiang was still immersed in the wonderful feeling of enlightenment...

Ms. Jiang believes that: "Samsara" and Qi Ling girls joined forces to destroy the perfect "Zen World".As the saying goes, "It takes a person to untie the bell", so increasing the training of the perpetrators in "Dharma" has become an urgent task of the moment.

After making up her mind, Ms. Jiang suppressed the feeling of "disgusting" with tenacious will, turned her head to the sky, and asked the "old monk" to release the words of fear again, so that the "samsara" and Qiling girls could also share the Buddhist teachings. Light, appreciate the wonderful taste of "Sanskrit sounds around the ears"... To use the terminology of computers, this is called "system restart"!

"Old Monk" did not disappoint her.

In "Buddha's Illusion", "Dread Words" is a regular equipment, how can it be missing?

Ms. Jiang first asked the Buddha: "Why don't you give all the women a face like a flower and a moon?"

The Buddha said: "The appearance of shameful flowers and closed moon is just a flash in the pan, used to deceive the world. There is no beauty that can compare with a pure and benevolent heart. I give it to every woman-but someone makes it Covered with ashes!" The Buddha emphasized: "You are not immune to the vulgar, and you also have dust in your heart."

Miss Jiang clapped her hands and shook her clothes.He even took out a mirror to look at it, arranging Shengxue's clothes.

The Buddha said: "The dust in the heart cannot be shaken off. The dust in the heart can only be removed with the heart." So Miss Jiang wiped vigorously.

Buddha said: "You are wrong, dust cannot be wiped off."

Miss Jiang decided to peel off her heart. (Seeing that the Qiling girls were taken aback, and secretly worried—Sister Jiang is not a cultivator! How can she play such a violent act of "cutting out the heart"? Damn meditation, it's really like "brainwashing" Ah... the girls stay alert and are always ready to stop Miss Jiang's muddled behavior.)

Fortunately, the Buddha said again: "You are wrong again. Dust is not dust, why is there dust?" Miss Jiang didn't realize it.

The Buddha said: "Bodhi is not a tree, and a bright mirror has no stand. There is nothing in the first place. Where is the dust?" Miss Jiang still didn't realize it.

The Buddha said: "There are two kinds of enlightenment, sudden enlightenment and gradual enlightenment. When enlightenment is realized, the moment of spirituality flickers. It is like a thunderbolt awakening the sleeping Pangu god and splitting the chaos. Only when you catch the spark can you see the clear spring in your heart. ..." The words were too mysterious, and Ms. Jiang was still full of confusion.

The Buddha had no choice but to lower the difficulty: "People in the world have too many selfish and distracting thoughts..."

Miss Jiang lowered her head to the ground, raised her head to the Buddha, and bowed to reflect on herself.

The Buddha said: "Selfishness and distracting thoughts cannot be removed. When a person's will is not strong enough, his mind cannot be single-minded, and his life has no goal, he will always let time pass by. In the end, nothing will be achieved."

Miss Jiang asked herself, and couldn't help but sweat all over her body.She asked Buddha: What should I do?

The Buddha said: "Thousands of lamps are not as good as one heart lamp."

Ms. Jiang asked the Buddha again: "What is the lamp of the heart?" The Buddha said, "The lamp of the heart is in your heart. You are about to realize it! You should be hit in the head! I am a Buddha, and the Buddha is me! I understand my way..."

……

Miss Jiang asked the Buddha again: "Why are there so many regrets in the world?" The Buddha said: "This is a whirling world, and whirling is regret. [] Without regrets, no matter how much happiness is given to you, you will not experience happiness." (Girls leave I pouted, thinking that this was too absolute.)

Miss Jiang continued to ask the Buddha: "How to make people's hearts no longer feel lonely?" The Buddha said: "Every heart is born lonely and incomplete. When the other half that can make it perfect meets. Either you miss it, or you have already lost the qualification to own it..."

Miss Jiang asked the Buddha again: "If you meet someone you can love, but you are afraid that you can't grasp it, what should you do?" Asking is calamity or fate!!!”

Miss Jiang sighed: "How can I be as wise as you?"

The Buddha said: "Buddhas are people from the past, and people are future Buddhas. I was as naive as you..."

Hearing this, the girls finally couldn't help but burst out laughing collectively.

There is no way, when the serious voice said the word "innocence", the girls unanimously thought of a certain actress after "Yan Zhaomen" came out, and she cried and claimed to be the protagonist of the photo , because I was young at the time, "very stupid and naive"...

On a solemn occasion, Buddha suddenly said that he was "very stupid and naive".

Their smiles are like an expression of belittle "Buddha and Zen".This raised the dissatisfaction in Miss Jiang's heart to a historical level.

She had a rare frosty face, and she was about to open her mouth to scold them.

The girls were very vigilant, and immediately explained: "Sister Jiang, we don't mean to be rude to the Buddha at all. Sister Jiang, you worship Buddha so much, can we not give you face and be rude to Buddha?"

"Then why did you sneer as a group just now?" Miss Jiang asked suspiciously.

The girls replied solemnly: "We are not sneering. We sisters are so happy because we heard the words of the Buddha, 'Buddha is a person from the past, and people are the future Buddha'. !!"

Fearing that Ms. Jiang could not understand what they said, the girls further explained: "What we mean is that we have also enlightened, so we can give the same quality answers to the questions you ask the Buddha. It's not inferior. So, our sisters have 'become Buddhas instantly' now, and their achievements are limitless. Sister Jiang, don't underestimate us with your old eyes."

Miss Jiang was dumbfounded for a while.

Obviously, Miss Jiang has never seen such thick-skinned people as Qi Ling girls in her life.Feeling like I don't know how to deal with it...

After exchanging opinions with the "old monk", I simply asked the girls directly.Test their "Zen"——

The voice of "Buddha" resounded between heaven and earth, and said solemnly: "Let me save all living beings..."

The red girl curled her lips: "Still doing this? It's not new at all! Just like the God of the West said: let me open the gate of heaven. Also, 'wealthy' can also say: let us stay away from poverty. 'Compassionate' It can also be said: Let the world be filled with love..."

"..." Buddha said: "Close your fist, your hand is empty; open your palm, you have the whole world."

The orange girl's face was tense, and she said seriously and wisely: "Close your palms, you don't need to own the whole world; put your fists down. You can contain everything... Paradise? Paradise? Illusory, ethereal, boundless... just immerse yourself in it." It will become rotten and unintentional. Plain means eternity, so what are we pursuing—a plain and tasteless life? The moon is full overnight. After that moment, the clouds darken. After that smile, you disappear. When the night comes It was borrowed from my heartbeat, I forgot when the moon came..."

……

Miss Jiang didn't dare to let the Qiling girls "take a crooked" topic anymore.

Therefore, the form of "enlightenment to Zen" of "mutual debate" was categorically abandoned.

Miss Jiang took the initiative to attack, and only asked the girls to answer the questions in her heart.She asked: "The Buddha said, 'Let me save all sentient beings'... But why does the Buddha claim to save all sentient beings, but the sentient beings are always overjoyed and sympathetic while worrying about gains and losses? Why doesn't the Buddha liberate them?"

Miss Jiang stared at the girls with piercing eyes.Obviously, she wanted them to answer.Take this to see if they are really fearful?

Hmph, how dare you boast that you have "epiphany"! ! !I am a "Buddha" myself! ! !

The orange girl closed her eyes slightly, and Baoxiang said solemnly: "Buddha, you must pay attention to a word of predestined relationship. Every person in the world must undergo some trials and tribulations before he can cultivate the correct fruit. Because without experiencing certain things, one cannot be enlightened. Enlightenment, naturally there will be no escape..."

Huh, that sounds interesting.I didn't expect the girls to be quite savvy...

Miss Jiang seemed to understand.

I thought that I was the one who "pulled the girls back to the right path".The mood is gradually getting better, let's quickly "consolidate the results"——

Ms. Jiang said: "The joy of love, the pain of life and death! Love is also love. What is love? Where is love?"

The green girl said "Zen sideways": "Confused people, take refuge in my Buddha! Jump out of the world of mortals, not in the five elements. If you think you can 'live for love, die for lovesickness! This is not what my Buddha said. Save the people!' Then, my Buddha will tell you: Let go of the worldly things to get the great way in the world! So that you can temper the relics and get the right Bodhi! Forget all the troubles in the world. The sound of wind, the sound of rain, lovesickness for a lifetime. Nirvana, sudden enlightenment, Zen Feng of the whole life."

The young girl added: "Everything is impermanent, and what is born must die. If you don't cling to birth and death, your heart can be silent and free from thoughts, and you can get eternal joy. People are born with pain because they yearn for eternal beauty and immortality... "

Miss Jiang interjected and asked: "Then why do people suffer from greed?"

The blue girl said: "Every drop of water is the sea. Human beings suffer because of their ego! From the viewpoint of ego, the past, the future, good, bad, smooth, and negative come into being. People have been living in hope and desire. .Looking at it, this will step into the 'gate of hell'. Only when the 'small self' disappears and becomes 'no self', the drop of sea water will dissolve into the ocean, and you will be free."

The purple girl added: "Where is hell? Hell is in our body and mind. Because our desires cannot be satisfied, we have the fire of greed, desire, hatred and dissatisfaction, burning our bodies and minds. Those who seek the way of liberation , and must stay away from the fire of desire. Just like a man carrying withered grass must run away when he sees a wild fire..."

The black girl finally concluded: "A person's life is an intertwining of pain and suffering, greed and desire. Then, how can we treat life well and obtain true peace? If people are not attached to all material fame and fortune in the world, they will not be controlled by material fame and fortune." ; it is because people pursue these sensual things that they become unhappy...everything flows and nothing stays forever. Ordinary people just care too much about their own feelings, feelings, so they are in dire straits..."

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Miss Jiang was very satisfied, and was about to continue asking questions.

"Reincarnation" couldn't hold back.

When the girls were in the limelight, all the audience seemed to ignore the "reincarnation" - treating it as an insignificant and insignificant "passerby".

But "samsara" cannot ignore its own existence.

It listened to the "Zen talk" dull, determined to reverse this situation.

Well. "Reincarnation" is still very strategic, only to hear it yelling loudly: "We also have something, I want to ask you some little sisters who 'enlighten themselves to become Buddhas', do you dare to answer?" This is to challenge a group of people head-on. A spirit girl.

The Qi Ling girls are discovering at this time—it turns out that "Speaking of Zen" can also become a very enjoyable "pretend and force" project.

Pretending to be forceful, uh, it should be said that Zen is enjoyable, and "Samsara" is here to challenge them.The girls naturally refused to show weakness.

Orange girl still maintained a good demeanor and said to "Samsara", "What do you want to ask our sisters?"

"Reincarnation" first succinctly tells a fable——

There is a bird that can fly tens of thousands of kilometers across the Pacific Ocean.And all it needs is a small twig.During the flight, it holds the branch in its mouth, and when it gets tired, it throws the branch onto the water.Then fly down to the branch and rest for a while.When you are hungry, you stand on the branch to fish, and when you are sleepy, you stand on the branch to sleep.Who would have thought?The little bird successfully flew across the Pacific Ocean, relying on only a small branch.

Just imagine, if the bird is not holding a branch, but carrying all the supplies such as the bird's nest and food, will the bird still be able to fly? ...

After reading the fable, "Samsara" asked the girls: "How do you 'Zen-enlightened people' interpret the behavior of the bird? What kind of truths can you understand from the behavior of this bird?"

heard such a question.The first thing Ms. Jiang thought of was the allusion of "Jingwei Filling the Sea", and she couldn't help thinking about it.The two seemingly incomparably weak birds can finally achieve something against the sky, relying on "perseverance" and "perseverance" (this kind of precious quality is what most cultivators lack)... Mmmm. "Reincarnation" can raise such a tasteful topic, and it is obviously developing in a good direction.Miss Jiang felt quite comforted in her heart.

She looked forward to the girls' answers.

Unexpectedly, the girls' answers made her "surprised", and almost spurted a few mouthfuls of old blood——

Like "Solitaire", the girls quickly criticized the allusions quoted by "Reincarnation" as "whole body".

The red girl said firmly: "As a former good student with rich knowledge of science, when I heard this topic, I was immediately petrified. To be honest, I really want to slap someone! I really want to slap someone hard! A slap on the topic's 'Samsara Daoist'—on behalf of my physics teacher. Let a bird fly to the Pacific Ocean with a branch in its mouth—what kind of extreme IQ can make up such a story?"

The orange girl continued to criticize: "I don't know how powerful and magical the bird of the propositional 'Samsara Daoist' is. A normal person's thinking makes me have to doubt something. I don't care about you, a A bird with a branch in its mouth, how to flirt with its companions; I don’t care about you, a bird that can’t swim, how to step on a branch to catch fish, is there any stupid fish passing by on the vast sea to make it prey; I don't care about you, whether the waves of the Pacific Ocean will knock over the branches... I just ask you a question: Do you know how big a branch is to allow a bird to float on the water? Is it as thick as iron wire? How thick are the chopsticks?"

The green girl went on to criticize: "The 'Samsara Daoist' who is looking for a proposition, please allow me to teach you a formula about buoyancy. If you want a piece of wood to carry a bird, then you need to meet the following conditions (out of For your IQ's sake, I don't use various letters): The buoyancy created by the wood - the weight of the wood itself + the gravity of the bird. To get the most out of the wood, let's assume the wood happens to be fully trodden below the surface of the water. Then it can Draw the following conclusion: Density of water x volume of wood x acceleration of gravity - density of wood x volume of wood x acceleration of gravity + weight of bird x acceleration of gravity, combine similar items and simplify it, and get: volume of wood x water Density - density of wood - weight of bird. The density of water is about 1000 kg cubic meters, while the density of wood is between 400-750 kg cubic meters. Let's assume that this bird is very smart and find a lighter one. , the density of wood is calculated as 500 kg cubic meters. It can be concluded that the weight of the bird and the volume of wood - 500 kg cubic meters!!!”

——Heaven testifies, this kind of physical calculation formula makes Miss Jiang and "Samsara" confused and sweaty.People who don't know enough about physics can't afford to be hurt! ! !

The young girl went on to criticize: "Simply put, this is the conclusion: if the weight of a bird is 1 kg, then the volume of the wood is cubic meters cubic meters - 2 cubic decimeters. What is the concept of 2 cubic decimeters? - our common Bricks, about two pieces!!! What is the concept of a bird weighing one kilogram? Let’s put it this way, an ordinary hen usually weighs three or four kilograms, and a one kilogram is just a chick. A bird the size of a chicken, It takes two blocks of wood the size of a brick, or a wooden stick the thickness of an arm, to 'float' it on the surface of the sea, can it hold such a heavy object?"

The blue girl went on to criticize: "Even if it is possible, the resistance of the wind to the wooden block will make the bird fly to the Atlantic Ocean instead of the Pacific Ocean. The propositional 'Samsara Daoist' may say that his bird is big. The bird is big, and the weight is too big." It’s heavy! Then maybe what it wants to hold is not a wooden stick with thick arms, but a pillar.”

The purple girl continued to criticize: "In short, science tells me that no matter what kind of bird it is, it would not choose to fly to the Pacific Ocean with a branch in its mouth. If it must be done this way, it must be a stupid bird—a stupid bird that drowned in the Pacific Ocean to feed fish .Only a fool would believe the truth of a fool based on this fool's story."

The black girl continued to criticize: "So, we have to regretfully admit a fact: Fellow Daoist Samsara's head was caught by the door panel!"

The white girl went on to criticize: "Actually, the first person who realized 'Samsara' was brainless was his wife. When 'Samsara' was very young, she once acted like a baby and wanted to hug her. The teacher of Samsara said, don't hug unless You ate the chicken feces on the ground. At that time, the 'Samsara Fellow' immediately picked up the dried chicken excrement and stuffed it into his mouth. His wife was so frightened that he slapped it off and carried it home...'Samsara Fellow' was proud of it For a long time, I thought to myself that my wife can't screw me... But Samsara didn't know, my wife discussed with the master many nights and said: Your apprentice has something wrong with his head, you should recruit another one, or should we have another one? , 'Friends of Samsara' has a junior brother..."

"..."

Hearing "Samsara", his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.The ability of this group of girls with spirits to harm others seems to have been raised to a whole new level! ! !

Ms. Jiang also heard black lines all over her forehead.

The "artistic conception of Zen" that had just improved was completely destroyed by this group of "living treasures" all of a sudden! ! ! (Your support is welcome, it is my greatest motivation.) (See the latest update chapter of Reborn King Zhou Playing Fengshen, please search on Baidu, or directly enter)