Rebirth of King Zhou

When the Qi Ling girls were struggling to cope with the attack of the "spiritual illusion", Jiang Xiu was no less relaxed than them. ..

It turned out that "Reincarnation" already knew that it was this seemingly inconspicuous little girl who actually prevented its new master "The First Fierce Beast" from absorbing the holy power left by Pan Gu.

Not only "stop", she even took the "Holy Power" as her own.

In order to please the new master, "Samsara" must deal with Jiang Xiu of course. ("Samsara" is really stupid this time. If it were someone else, they would think carefully about it in their hearts: Is it easy to mess with the character who can run the "Pangu Saint Power" that the "Number One Fierce Beast" is determined to win? ? Definitely not an easy role)

"Samsara" couldn't see Jiang Xiu's strengths, so he was not polite, so he attacked her.

It was still an attack from the "spiritual illusion". ("Samsara" is good at this.)

But it is different from the "spiritual illusion" of the girls who attacked the spirit. "Reincarnation" prepared a brand new "package" for Jiang Xiu.

Before, "Samsara" had seen Jiang Xiu's infatuation with "Zen Language", and "Samsara" suddenly felt that he had seen through her weakness, and decided to use it severely.

Well, "Reincarnation" specially designed a spiritual illusion for Jiang Xiu with the theme of "Infatuation and Zen Talk".

The most ideal result of "Reincarnation" is to let Jiang Xiu indulge in such an illusory realm, fall into a deep sleep in this illusory realm, and cannot sleep at all.In order to "cut off" her connection with Pan Gu Shengli.

Its new master is "the first fierce beast".Just take advantage of the chaos and continue to play with Pangu Shengli's idea...

……

Jiang Xiu felt that things were constantly changing in front of her eyes.It was as if time went back in time, "returning" to the time when she first heard the "Zen language".

This "Illusion of Buddha" is Jiang Xiu's favorite.In this environment, she is happy physically and mentally, and all worries are gone.Therefore, there is no rejection or suspicion at all.

Jiang Xiu simply thought that she had returned to the previous "Illusion of Buddha". (The only thing that surprised her was that she couldn't hear the voice of the "old monk". Well, why did the "old monk" ignore her? This thought came to her heart, which made Jiang Xiu a little sad...)

It's a pity that "Reincarnation" can easily create an illusion similar to "Buddha's Illusion".But after the voice of "Buddha" resounded in the sky, the content of the "Zen language" was "revealed". It was the Zen language that "Samsara" thought was wonderful, and Jiang Xiu felt a kind of A sense of nondescript weirdness.

for example.Jiang Xiu asked piously: "May I Buddha, what is love in the world?"

"Buddha" said calmly: "Cars long for roads, flowers and plants long for rain and dew, souls long for salvation, hearts long for a home, and many bachelors are eager to have a daughter-in-law. People search for her thousands of Baidu, stepping down the road, suddenly looking back and looking around , There are countless aunts and aunts."

"It is said that a man does not cry, but that is definitely not where the heart is. Does anyone know how many times tears have blurred the window of a bachelor's heart? Besides, we are all a drop in the ocean. Why can't a bachelor land on the shore of love? Can you eat dry vinegar bit by bit?"

"Life is short, so how can a bachelor just waste it silently like this? In order to find a home for himself as soon as possible, the bachelor is determined to go all out by whatever means. Wrong, wrong. This kind of thinking eventually became the inevitable doom for the bachelor."

"I didn't expect the bachelor to act in such a tragic scene when he was in a panic for a while. It was a desperate bachelor who seduced a married woman. Who knew that the crime was exposed and he was caught on the spot. I only regret not knowing martial arts and not being able to kill the blood." Helplessly at the mercy of others, they were brutally attacked and retaliated. They became angry and beat them without hesitation. The swords and knives went back and forth. The bricks greeted frequently.”…,

"Bachelor is bleeding profusely all over his body, and his legs are still twitching. He took that sinful step, and he almost died. Horror, horror. I'm glad that Bachelor can still save his life."

"The "overturning" that the bachelor directed and acted brought the bachelor a deep feeling. The past is vivid in my memory. The bachelor is going back one by one at this moment. After experiencing the pain and struggle, the consciousness has finally risen to an unprecedented level Height. Ask what love is in the world. A bachelor is a great enlightenment. It seems that emotional matters should not be too blind."

"It's yours that can't stop it, it's not yours that can't keep it. No matter how good someone else's girlfriend is, they can't be easily contacted. There is a saying that if the skin is not there, how will it be attached? If a bachelor falls down, where can I find it?" His virtuous wife? What’s more, life is short, and there are still many things that bachelors should cherish and care for. (Baidu search:, read the novel and update the fastest) The aura of love is dazzling, but it is not the whole of life after all.”

"Speaking of this, it seems that we can't stop here. Let the bachelor do some more editing. After talking about it, I can't stop expressing my heart. There are programs for Qixi buddies, and the bachelor, a single character, is about to irritate Painful. Oops, it’s not good. The bachelor is a little restless. Finally, to sum up - ask what love is in the world, the Bible says: trash"

"..."

Jiang Xiu was dumbfounded.

This, this is really a "Zen language" that cannot be commented on.

At this moment, Jiang Xiu is definitely "shocked and refined" over and over again...

That feeling is really speechless.To use an analogy, it's like a guy dating a girl, but he overslept and was an hour late.The girl was very angry, and asked a certain man why he was late? Did he not care about her? A certain man explained: "I had a dream at night. I dreamed that I was stopped by some hooligans with you. I woke up just as they were about to attack, so I just put on my clothes and got up, but when I thought that you might be in danger, I decided I couldn't leave you alone, so I lay down and continued to rescue you..."

Well, Jiang Xiu's feeling at this moment is just like that girl who heard "A Dream" - it is really an indescribable feeling that will cause "internal injury" for life.

"Let me die..." Jiang Xiu put his hands on his forehead, and finally uttered such a sentence with difficulty.

"Buddha" hurriedly persuaded: "...Life is accidental, death is inevitable, and life is a limited occupation of infinite time. Therefore, please cherish this rare time of life. Please cherish the fate of life..."

Hey, such a piece of "Zen language" still has some meaning, and there is still room for people to think about it.

Only then did Jiang Xiu breathe a sigh of relief, as if she had "come back to life" again.She managed to pull herself together, and murmured: "Buddha, how trustworthy are the sweet words of my boyfriend who is in love?"

She asked another question that concerned her a lot.I can't say that Jiang Xiu's question is wrong, I can only say that she asked the wrong person... It's simply "asking the blind".

"Buddha" said with certainty in an unquestionable tone: "No matter how much the boyfriend in love talks sweet words, there is only one ultimate goal, and that is to coax the girl into bed..."

"This, isn't it a bit absolute?" Jiang Xiu is still willing to treat men with the greatest kindness.

"Buddha" seemed unfathomable and said: "I won't explain too much, let the facts prove everything. Next, I will paraphrase a 'dialogue' that 100% of men and women in love have said. Listen to it, isn't it so? Said..."

"Tell me. I'm all ears." Jiang Xiu nodded.

So, "Buddha" began to paraphrase——

Man: You know what? Every day I think about how I would live without you.Woman: If you don't have me in your heart, I will leave you immediately.Man: Absolutely.That is impossible. …,

Female: If other girls seduce you, can you stay awake? Never hook up with them? Male: Needless to say, it's a matter of course.

Woman: Do I have to do all the housework at home? Man: Don’t be afraid, I will find other people outside to help you with this errand.

Female: What if I can't be your perfect lover in the future? Male: Even so, your image in my heart will not change.

Woman: If I become your wife, then I will definitely grow old one day.It will become ugly, but then I will be a husband and a child, and I will be filial to your parents.Man: Honey, I am so moved by such words, it is a dream.

Female: But if one day I am no longer in this world, you should find another person who loves you.Man: Silly boy, in that case I would rather be single for the rest of my life.

Female: Then please only love me from now on, don't look at other beauties.M: Of course, that is needless to say.

Woman: If your old lover comes to you and says she still misses you very much.Will you resume your old relationship with her? Man: I don't care, it has nothing to do with me.

Woman: Then if I am bullied by others, what will happen to you? Man: Kill him hard, I will never let this happen.

Female: If I am pregnant, will you be responsible? Male: This is definitely a man's due responsibility.It is also the performance it should have.

Woman: Would you spend a large part of your salary on gambling? Man: No, that's unforgivable.Never let that happen, even if it's just by accident.

Woman: If I do something wrong, will you forgive me? Man: Of course, and it is supposed to tolerate such things.

Female: Will you cheat and be unfaithful to me? Male: In this case, the most painful one must be myself.

Woman: I want you to hug me in the morning and say "I love you"? Man: Need to say? It's better to happen at least once a day.

Woman: What would you do if you met a woman who was stalking you madly? Man: Then I will tell her to give up this idea early. If she doesn't want to stop, she can only ask law enforcement officers for help.

Woman: If you treat me badly, my mother will punish you on my behalf.M: The former is impossible, so the latter is also impossible.

Female: If I marry you in the future, would you be willing to let my mother live in your house? Male: Of course, as long as you bring her to our house, you can see that we are in love with each other.

Woman: I don't allow you to hang around outside, spend the night at other women's homes or hook up with each other.Man: I am definitely not a man who would do such a thing.

Woman: If I quarrel with your family, will you stand by me and protect me? Man: It depends, but generally you will.

Woman: When you are angry, would you beat your lover? Man: No way, that kind of thing is a crime.

Female: Can you let me take charge of your salary and be your chancellor? Male: Of course, there are evils needless to say too clearly.

Woman: Do you love me for sex? Man: This kind of talk disgusts me, please stop saying it.

Female: You are so kind, I want to love you forever and ever...

……

"Buddha" asked Jiang Xiu for proof: "Do you have it? According to your experience. Men and women in love. Are there different degrees? Have you ever heard the conversations I quoted? You may have said it 70.00%, 30.00%, and said it." [-]%, maybe even only [-]%... But in any case, it's just saying more and less. You can't deny that men and women in love have always said such sweet words without exception, right? "

Jiang Xiu nodded and admitted it honestly.

"That's right. More or less, I've said something like this... But how do you prove that a man is lying when he says something like this? Don't you also firmly believe that 'human nature is inherently evil'? ?” Jiang Xiu raised her own question.She doesn't think it's an unforgivable "original sin" for a man to be sweeter when he's in love...,

"Buddha" smiled mysteriously: "I have evidence. It's not a 'heart proof'... When a man and a woman have a "circle and cross" relationship...the so-called boyfriend reveals the true face of a man. (This kind "True face" is broad and universal, it is not an "isolated evidence", nor is it a special case.) Hehe, if you don't believe it, well, please read the previous "dialogue" from bottom to top, from the end to the beginning, Re-read it in a 'backwards' way. That's it. The truth comes out"

"Samsara" added another sentence: "That long 'dialogue', do you want me to record it into words, you think about it carefully?"

"It doesn't have to be so troublesome."

Jiang Xiu has always been quite conceited about her strong memory.She is confident that she can retell the "dialogue" verbatim.

Declining the suggestion of "reincarnation", Jiang Xiu directly re-"dialogues" the "conversation" between men and women in the long period of love from the beginning to the end——

Woman: You are so kind, I want to love you forever and ever.Man: This kind of talk disgusts me, please don't say it again.

Woman: Can you let me manage your salary and be your chancellor? Man: No way, that kind of thing is a crime.

Woman: When you are angry.Would you abuse your lover? Man: It depends on the situation, but generally you will.

Woman: If I quarrel with your family, will you stand by me and protect me? Man: I am definitely not a man who would do such a thing.

Woman: I don't allow you to hang around outside, spend the night at other women's homes or hook up with each other.Man: Sure, just bring her to our home.It also allows you to see me and her love each other.

Female: If I marry you in the future, would you be willing to let my mother live in your home? Male: The former is impossible.Therefore the latter is also impossible.

Woman: If you treat me badly, my mother will punish you on my behalf.Man: Then I will tell her to give up this idea early. If she doesn't want to stop, she can only ask law enforcement officers for help.

Woman: What would you do if you met a woman who was stalking you crazily? Man: Needless to say? This kind of thing had better happen at least once a day.

Woman: I want you to always hug me in the morning and say "I love you" to me? Man: In this case, the most painful must be myself.

Female: Will you cheat and be unfaithful to me? Male: That is for sure, and it is supposed to tolerate such things.

Woman: If I do something wrong, will you forgive me? Man: No, this is unforgivable, and that kind of thing must never be allowed to happen, even if it is only by accident.

Female: Will you spend a large part of your salary on gambling? Male: This is definitely a man's due responsibility and behavior.

Female: If I get pregnant, will you be responsible? Male: Kill him hard, I will never let this happen.

Female: Then if I am bullied by others, what will happen to you? Male: I don't care, what does this matter have to do with me.

Woman: If your old lover came to you and said that she still misses you very much, would you go back to her old relationship? Man: Of course, it goes without saying.

Female: Please only love me from now on, don't look at other beauties.Man: Silly boy, in that case I would rather be single for the rest of my life.

Female: But if one day I am no longer in this world, you should find another person who loves you.Man: Honey, I am so moved by such words, it is a dream.

Female: If I become your wife, then I will definitely grow old and ugly one day, but then I will be good to your husband and children, and be filial to your parents.Man: Even so, your image in my heart will not change.

Female: What if I can't be your perfect lover in the future? Male: Don't be afraid, I will find other people outside to help you with this errand. …,

Female: Do all the housework in my family have to be done by myself? Male: Needless to say, this is a matter of course.

Female: If other girls seduce you, can you stay sober? Never hook up with them? Male: Never.That is impossible.

Woman: If you don't have me in your heart, I will leave you immediately.Man: You know what? Every day I think about how I would live without you.

……

Jiang Xiuru was struck by lightning.He was completely shocked and scorched.

After the thunder, she went through a long period of "petrification"... and the "skill cooling" time was very long, during which she was speechless.

I just feel that all the good impressions of the sweet words of love are destroyed in an instant

Ahem, if the Qiling girls were asked to describe the "bad feeling" that Jiang Xiu felt now, they could give a very vivid metaphor - like a stuffed guy having a good time in a public toilet Then... After it was over, I was shocked to find that I didn't bring toilet paper.

Sorrowful.

What's even more bloody is: this guy was doing nothing in the public toilet when someone suddenly passed by outside the toilet.So he hurriedly asked for help, "Friend, do you have toilet paper?" The man outside the toilet looked through his pockets, "Sorry, no."

After a few seconds, the person in the toilet asked again: "Friend, do you have a small piece of newspaper?" The person outside the toilet smiled helplessly, "I'm sorry, no, I just came to pee." Stuffed out a piece of 10 yuan, "My friend, can you break it into 10 pieces of 1 yuan?"

After a while, the other party gave him 10 coins...

——The girls believe: Jiang Xiu's mood at the moment is really as "complicated" as that buddy trapped in the toilet.

Mixed flavors ah.Welcome to your support, which is my greatest motivation. )

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