Rebirth of King Zhou

"Reincarnation" is now in an extremely embarrassing situation. )

There are two reasons.

First of all, of course, because "Samsara" is also a very conceited and strong guy.He "painstakingly" produced such a large number of "spiritual illusions", which is his proudest move in his life (he thinks he has taken both "quality" and "quantity" into account, and has achieved the ultimate under the existing conditions) - he was unexpectedly killed by a group of "spiritual illusions". Girls who don't know how to appreciate the art and spirit criticize it for nothing, where will it put its face?

This is no longer just slapping and slapping in the face, it is simply "kicking the face" naked.

After kicking it, the girls still stepped on its "face" with a total of ten or twenty feet and kept grinding it...

"Samsara" felt that it was really a form of torture in disguise. Probably, only those guys with super thick skins or heartless could not take it seriously.

Another reason why "Reincarnation" has to be taken seriously is the opinion of the new master "Number One Fierce Beast".

"Samsara" knows that the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" has a way to monitor its every move at any time

"Samsara" is very worried if the new owner hears the accusation of "plot dog. blood old-fashioned" pointed out by the Qiling girls, and because the girls have given a strong case, "The First Vicious Beast" believes it. Wouldn't it be unfair to not do your best?

Ever since he became a "traitor", he hasn't reaped any benefits, so he has to work hard for the "number one beast".And there are thankless results... "Samsara" felt that he was really sad.

Thinking about it, I was still happy when I followed the "Shannuwa". "Shannuwa" basically ignored it. Looking back now, it was really a life of dignity and freedom...

We still have to find ways to solve the current crisis.

"Samsara" felt that he couldn't let the spirit girls pick his thorns.

"You little girls are too clever to go to the plot of dog blood? Don't those you make are dog blood? Bah, we have also seen that you made countless things to coax that big golden-haired ape. Countless 'memory fragments'. Those are the real classics of dogs, blood + brains, and are beyond our reach..."

In order to prevent the gunfire from always falling on him, "Samsara" began to fight back against the girl spirits.

The "entry point" of "Reincarnation" counterattack.It was the girls who drew up the "upgrade system" in the plot - from the first level, at this time, the tenth level is already the top strength, but the pig's feet themselves have no power at the 100th, 99.9999th, [-]th, and [-]th level. Endless madness.Fight small bosses, fight bosses, fight comprehension, fight immortals, fight cosmic monsters, fight gods, and fight gods of destruction.At the end of the fight, it was upgraded to a person who accounted for [-]% of the cosmic energy. Finally, I didn't have to fight--cheat the money and call it a day.Then, apart from remembering the protagonist and a few women who followed the upgrade, he couldn't remember any villains.

That was indeed a mistake the girls made when creating "memory fragments", and it cannot be denied.

But the girls really want to save face, and they don't want to accept "reincarnation" with other purposes.

The purple girl retorted: "What is that? Reincarnation, you are making such a fuss, you have too little experience. I remember a plot I watched before: 10 out of 9 women the protagonist meets are such-and-such kings, generals, marshals, and teachers. The only daughter of the cheap saint (note, almost all of them are only daughters, if not, they are also the favorite little daughters of these big shots). And they are all quite beautiful, their age matches the protagonist's, and they are willful, mischievous, smart, Extremely potential in magic or martial arts. There is also a little bit of abuse. Of course, they are all unmarried. In the process of running away from home, they meet the protagonist, first hate and then fall in love with the protagonist... In the end, the strongest is of course the protagonist. Who is the second strongest? Of course, the woman who is the protagonist also has the second strongest qualification for Ji.you..."

The black girl added: "Also, the protagonist must kill people in the wild, walk on the mountain of corpses, bathe in the sea of ​​blood and be merciful, love creatures, protect animals, have environmental awareness, and support humanitarianism; Split personality—this is really called dog blood."

……

"Reincarnation" basically "shot the arrow" against the accusation of the spirit girl.So you can't "entangle" too much in this link.

Heh heh, you want to be "better than bad", right? This challenge, "Reincarnation" is next...

"Don't make a hundred steps and laugh at fifty steps." "Samsara" raised his head and "haha" sneered twice: "Your dog and blood plots also have their own—for example, whenever a beautiful heroine appears, don't The man looks like a pervert, and the 'pig's foot' alone must be viewed with appreciation. Then the heroine feels that the hero is different, and she is secretly unconvinced-everyone looks at her with pig brother's eyes, why should the protagonist look at her? Disdainful? So the heroine's "self-esteem" was aroused, and she doubted her own charm, so she did everything possible to seduce and approach the hero, trying to conquer him, but ended up putting herself in it instead..."

This "Samsara" guy actually dared to "fight back"? He actually wanted to deal with the nine of them alone? Just dream...

The girls became more and more motivated.

"You bastard, what right do you have to call us dogs blood?" The green girl stared at Samsara disdainfully: "The historical plot you made up obviously has many opportunities to kill the biggest opponent in the future, but the protagonist admires the other party, or thinks Life without an opponent is not fun, so I ignored the advice of my subordinates and insisted on letting the opponent go—and then added so many difficulties to myself, making people feel that NC is speechless."

The young girl interjected: "If it is killed, what should I do if I don't know how to write it because of the IQ of the 'Samsara' guy? If it is killed, it won't be able to continue writing..."

……

The blue girl specifically pointed out a mistake that "Reincarnation" often makes: "According to your thinking, the male protagonist of the rebirth category must be betrayed by his feelings before he was reborn. Either his girlfriend let someone sleep, or his girlfriend ran away with the rich man. Want to break up, isn't it vulgar? If this kind of person is reborn, his tm personality will not be sound."

Black Girl's "Vicious" Prediction: "In fact, the author of such a compilation has experienced it himself..."

"What's this?" Samsara retorted: "The ones you make up are scary-they fuck when they see women, and every woman falls in love with pig's feet (do you think you are a lover? This kind of plot is the worst It's evil. Vulgar. I guess you can't even find a girlfriend in reality. Or someone who has been dumped by women dozens of times, even worse than Sakuragi Hanadao. One of the dozens of women. As a result, the nobleman was beaten to death, and his whole family was wiped out. Food, sex, sex... It’s not wrong to be lustful. Isn’t it just unintentional molestation? And he didn’t even touch his fingers , You insist on destroying the whole family. This kind of author must be the most unpopular among women in reality, and at the same time, he is also the guy who is popular with others all day long. His narrow-mindedness is so narrow-minded, it is outrageous..."

"How can you be better in reincarnation?" Chi girl: "The pig's feet you made, you can't walk when you see a woman, and you can stab yourself twice and your brother twice for irrelevant women... The heroine is special Why ran to shit on the protagonist’s head, the protagonist still said with a smile on his face that it’s okay to make up such a plot, maybe he’s never even touched a woman’s hand in real life... Bah, I’m still a demon saint, a fairy, a princess, Celebrities, loli, mature beauties. Fixed beauty routines..."

"Eldest sister, just make do with it. You have to be considerate of Samsara's IQ. Without this fixed route, it can't be compiled..." Orange girl sneered.

The green girl seemed to be "fair" in expressing her opinion: "Actually, it's as I said. It's okay to pick up girls according to the 'fixed route'. The problem is that the ditch that Samsara gave to the pig's feet. Female tricks have no technical content at all. For example, The protagonist is a poor boy with a penny in junior high school culture, the heroine is a wealthy daughter from a prominent family, and she must be blind to have sex with you, get married, and fall in love with you—this kind of routine was in the 90s and [-]s In fact, it’s used badly in TV dramas and sticks. It’s just poor penniless guys who are just yelling.”

Young girl: "This drama has been used all the time, but it's called another name. Si counterattacks Bai Fumei—Nima is so fake. I remember the elevator adventure. The day I was detained with the stewardess, my beauty The boss is almost poor after these things. Si's counterattack against Bai Fumei's routines have been used until they are rotten and still use."

"Samsara" retorted: "Do you know the name of the magical horse is Shuangwen? Don't you all go to see the love story between Prince Charming and Snow White?"

The green girl emphasized: "It's not that a poor boy and a rich man can't love each other, but they hate brainless love..."

"Samsara" did not want to continue entangled in this topic, and picked a "flaw" in the plot of the girls to fight back: "You made up a story about robbing civilian girls, that line is called bad. Vulgar, what— —"It's your good fortune to be seen by my uncle, don't be ignorant of good and bad." Treating you badly~'After the attempted molestation——"You, you, you, how dare you hit me, do you know who my father, uncle, uncle, grandpa, brother, sister, aunt... are?" "Just wait and see"—— If you don't bother us, we are all bored..."

Red girl: "Then what kind of lines do you want to hear in that kind of sincere? - Let me warm your dark night with a handsome face? Can you accept such lines?"

Orange girl: "Isn't it easy to bring out the old and bring forth the new?——Can your empty resentment tolerate my firm, upright impulse? Smelly bitch, lie down quickly and feel the beauty and happiness like the tide, otherwise Huh, be careful, I will let you experience the tearing pain and sadness in advance. Brother Qi Chu used his own low-key to achieve your pretended dream?...Samsara, are you sure you can accept this kind of lines?"

"Samsara" was blocked for a moment and lost his voice.

Soon it regained its strength, regrouped, and fought back again: "The plot where you let such-and-such a girl with status appear is so formulaic—like a girl taking off her cloak, the whole room is lit up, her eyes are so beautiful Beautiful; her lips are so beautiful; her nose hair is so beautiful... She is actually the number one beauty in the xx sect. When xxx talks about beauty, she only knows how to put together many beautiful words to express it... Your language skills .Have you just started 6th grade? If so, it is understandable”

"What kind of unconventional heroine do you want to see?" Orange Girl: "Like this--'how sexy is her chest hair'?"

Samsara felt "chill".Then he said: "Then can you let male pigs not always have 'a flash of light in their eyes' when they are on the stage? I really want to know what kind of flashing method? I guess it is the late stage of 'glaucoma'? Or, it may be Werewolf turned..."

"Written like this, basically I want to reflect the emotional fluctuations of the protagonist. If you don't understand 'reincarnation', don't talk nonsense. Because the eyes are the windows of the soul, so the light flashes through the eyes. Or the eyes flash sharply, and the eyes are fine. Light flashes and so on, to show the protagonist's murderous intent or psychological changes at the moment. It is an acceptable artistic technique." Huang. Girl: "Reincarnation, you want to innovate, but you don't write it like this, that's okay—for example The pig's feet were provoked by the words of the dragon. Immediately, the "machine.machine" turned up, and the angry dragon raised its head, swollen like iron and bursting with anger... As long as you accept such a "heavy taste", we have no objection"

"..."

Girls can't always be "beaten" passively.

The green girl picked up a certain "flaw" of "Samsara" and focused on attacking: "Samsara, don't you think you often let the pets of the protagonist, or maids or relatives, be humiliated by those who don't have long eyes, and then roar 'The dragon has reversed scales, and those who touch them will die', and then they will destroy people's families—isn't this too thoughtless?"

He sighed again: "I've read a few books like this before. After reading the beginning, I couldn't read it any longer. I forgot what the name was——Whenever the male protagonist goes shopping with the female protagonist, he will always be harassed by perverts, wolves, and villains." , and then the main character 'Pi Li Pa La' is settled. Most of the n people are urban Xiaobaiwen and fantasy Xiaobaiwen. Now when they see this kind of plot, they immediately delete the book... Also, any MM who has a male protagonist who has become a school girl. Will definitely Penetrated by everyone's invisible eyes. If the eyes were real, the protagonist would have been attacked to pieces...I didn't expect that Samsara, you also like to make such a plot to disgust people..."

"What is this? Sister Lu, compared to the other dog-blood plots in 'Samsara', the one you mentioned is weaker." Young girl: "I remember that 'Samsara' made such a plot: a person who had a relationship with the protagonist The woman who had a one-night stand was injured, and the protagonist died... You heard that right. You don’t have to suspect that your ears have something wrong—it’s true that the protagonist died. In the end, the legend of the protagonist spreads in the universe Hundreds of millions of lives adore... How "boring and coquettish" does Samsara need to be to come up with a "scary" plot?"

"Samsara" said angrily: "You don't like to watch this kind of 'awe-inspiring righteousness'. If you like it, wait and see. What type do you want to watch? Make the pig's feet into a 'rebellious' one? I am rebellious, so I am." Now, the so-called rebellious type-this kind of 'pig feet' hides a wounded little heart behind the handsome appearance, maybe the protagonist killed his father (mother, brother, sister, sister, imagine by himself) n years ago Well, maybe it’s the neighbor’s dog), or the confession was rejected in junior high school, and then traveled to Bangzi country for surgery, and returned to the country incognito for many years waiting for the opportunity, or the protagonist snatched her lollipop at the same table in elementary school... ...Sins and sins, I guess I will be sniped at by others in the future, and I have a lot of spoils when I was young. This kind of plot is the type that scares me the most. The male lead doesn’t trust the people around him anymore. Innocence' Maybe, the best brother around me is the love rival in kindergarten..."

The Qiling girls were said to be a little guilty.

The "rebellious" pig's feet have always been their preference.

"Also, in order to match your favorite 'rebellious' male pigs, you have to make a bunch of 'naturally unlucky' female pigs, which are inhuman." The main character is a man—n many absolute beauties, they have thousands of 'pro-guards', tens of thousands of supporters, and countless love letters every day. The family is rich and powerful, the president is a close relative, and millions of dollars are pocket money , can be said to be the proud girl of heaven. But this kind of heroine has the biggest characteristic, by the way, that is 'cheap'. Isn't male pig handsome? It doesn't matter. I just love male pigs and have no money? It doesn't matter. After I get married, I will have The male pig doesn’t like me? It doesn’t matter if I cling to him until he clings to me. The male pig has a bad temper? It doesn’t matter, I just like him.

……

It's very uncomfortable to be attacked wantonly.During the pause of the "Samsara" artillery fire, the Qiling girls finally breathed a sigh of relief.Resolutely fought back.

The orange girl sneered again and again: "Samsara, if you want to watch a 'female channel' type of plot, you should say so earlier—like a certain heroine appearing on the stage, all of them say 'I want to keep a low profile, I want to be a rice bug'" The banner, passed through a certain rich family, and was attached to a certain unfavored show. Then, at the scene of a certain large-scale banquet, because of plagiarizing the xxx of Li, Du, and Bai, it was amazing. At the scene of a large-scale banquet, because of copying xxx from Wang, Na, and Zhou, the song was astonishing. At the scene of a large banquet, she danced astonishingly because of copying xxx from xx, xx, xxx. At the scene of the event, the heroine who has no talent or skill became a blockbuster because of her scary remarks. At the scene of a large banquet, the heroine did not attend due to various reasons. She happened to meet the heroine in the backyard and had an astonishing encounter... Reincarnation, you really love to watch this kind of show Specially caters for brain-dead and disabled female readers. I suggest you go to the female channel, and I guarantee that you will get bored and vomit..."

"..." To be continued. . )

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