Rebirth of King Zhou

Zi Xing and a group of women headed by Miss Jiang, Daji, and Long Ji were so moved by the "Guardian of the Xingtian Saint Power" that they didn't repel them too much, so they possessed their souls on those ugly "strange fish clan" .

They are not particularly afraid of the environmental pollution of the "Asura world".This level of "damage" is just "a piece of cake" for them.

More than [-]% of the reason they are willing to temporarily possess their souls on strange fish is because they regard it as a funny thing.Going to experience something new.

From the ferocious piranha to the hideous anglerfish, from the moray eel with two jaws to the fang fish with sharp teeth, from the swallow eel with a huge mouth to the snakehead fish that can breathe with primitive lungs...

Seeing the "big change in appearance" of their familiar companions, the girls all laughed so hard that they were very happy.

They all forgot one thing: they have also become "weird fish" now - when you laugh at other companions, they are actually laughing at you for the same reason.

……

"Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" was also laughing.But its smile is a little mysterious and a little weird.

The "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" believes that the group of women who have possessed their souls in the "Monster Fish Clan" has enough strength to deal with any crisis.Therefore, it decided to get a part of the "nuclear-contaminated Xingtian Holy Power" first, and try to let the girls absorb it.

This is also to test how capable the girls are, and to what extent they can resist and devour the "sacred power of nuclear radiation".

The "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" who has seen Miss Jiang's strength with his own eyes.I dare not directly reveal my thoughts in this regard-I really want to let the girls know that it is using them as "experiments".They're definitely going to freak out.

Therefore, the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" played a little tricky.It "infused" a large amount of nuclear-contaminated holy power into an extremely huge "monster whale".Then, let this strange whale appear in front of Zhu Nu (all the strange fish) like a "sea robber".

The monster whale controlled by the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" is obviously majestic.

"Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" is a bit "guilty" (it's own feeling), and introduces everyone first: "Oh, how did you meet this difficult guy?!"

The purple girl asked it: "Do you know this strange whale? Is it a magical horse?"

When she asked, the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" had a chance, and logically fabricated a bizarre history for the strange whale (the guardian doesn't want everyone to know what connection it has with the "monster whale". Especially don't want everyone to know "Monster Whale" is its puppet).

The origin of the "Monster Whale" fabricated by the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" is as follows——

This giant whale is male, because he joined a well-known sect in the cultivation world back then.As a result, he was squeezed out and suppressed by his brothers in the Jinpai.It became so fierce that it broke into the forbidden area of ​​the master's gate, and instead acquired a demonic skill. (The price is that the brain becomes a little chaotic and abnormal.)

The "monster whale" who has been possessed by demons wants to make his life not lonely.He even sneaked into the cemetery at night, stole the urns of 26 deceased fellow Taoists, and brought them home to accompany him——when he has nothing to do, he takes pleasure in "calcining and torturing the souls of cultivators remaining in the ashes". \\ .\\

The first to be "robbed" was the cemetery of Shimen who had a deep hatred with the "Monster Whale".

The guardians of the tomb found that more than 20 cemeteries had been opened, and the urns inside were missing. The owners of the stolen urns were all brothers or elders who had a bad relationship with the "monster whale" in the past.

The tomb guards judged that the thieves were likely to come again to steal, so they added night guards.Only then did I learn that the "perpetrator" turned out to be such a strange whale.

The fellow Taoists guarding the mausoleum naturally had no way of catching that super powerful "monster whale".

During the conversation with the strange whale, everyone was surprised to learn that the reason why this guy "robbed the grave" was purely to vent his hatred for the former sect.

Just because of provoking such a big monster, Shimen was forced to disband.Those who were able to escape slipped away incognito early on; those who could not escape were all turned into a pile of bones by the "monster whale", and the ashes were brought back home and continued to be tempered with the "magic flame", so that the remaining souls could be forever. tortured...

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After listening to the experience told by the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power", the girls of Qi Ling couldn't understand the behavior of "Strange Whale" who would not spare even the dead.

therefore.The way they looked at the "monster whale" in front of them was quite unkind.

However, Ms. Jiang has always held "compassion" in her heart and is willing to give "Monster Whale" a chance.So she asked the Qi Ling girls to "test" the "intelligence level" of the monster whale-see if it is too low to be rescued? !The implication is that Jie also has quite intelligent and inspiring words.Just spare its life.

Girls are the most experienced in this area of ​​work, and it is their duty to do so.

At this time, the "monster whale" was already tormented by the "pollution holy power" surging in its body.It looked a little listless."Floating and sinking" in the water.

But the girls ignored its strange behavior, cleared their throats, and asked, "Ahem, now I'll give you a chance to prove that your intelligence is still qualified, and there is still room for education and salvation!!!—— Let's take a test, and our sisters will come up with the questions. As long as you answer any question wrong, it will prove that your intelligence is not up to standard. We will resolutely give up your rescue..."

The "Guardian of the Xingtian Saint Power" controls the "Monster Whale", which is heavy, and clicks on the huge whale head - it is agreed.

赤女孩率先发问：“3乘3等于几？”怪鲸回答：“9”橙女孩问：“6乘6等于几？”学生回答：“36”……就这样，女孩们先问了很多普通的问题，“怪鲸”都回答正确。

After that, the difficulty of the girls' questions began to gradually escalate.

Red girl: "There are 4 on the cow, but I only have 2 on me. Guess what it is?" The strange whale looked at the female teacher's chest and replied... Orange girl: "Wrong! The correct answer should be—— leg."

The orange girl then asked: "There is one thing. Now you have it in your pants. But I don't have it in my pants. Guess what it is?" The monster whale was very embarrassed when he heard this.Answered in a low voice...but heard the girls say in unison: "Wrong! The correct answer is - pocket."

Huang. Girl: "What object starts with a female c and ends with a t, has a lot of hair on it, is oval in shape, and contains an intoxicating, milky white liquid?" The strange whale opened its eyes wide and moved its thigh unconsciously .Answered... The girls said in unison: "Wrong! The correct answer is - coconut ut)."

"Strange Whale" pressed his chest and let out a sigh of relief.

Green girl: "What word starts with f and ends with k. And it means exciting." The strange whale looked at them in embarrassment.It took a long time to answer...the girls said in unison: "Wrong! The correct answer is—firetruck)."

Young girl: "What is it that needs the help of hands to insert. into other objects. When it is inserted, it will tremble all over. This is also the last stage of its ejaculation?" The strange whale started again Embarrassed, Xiao Xiao answered in a low voice... The girls said in unison: "Wrong! The correct answer is - arrow."

The blue girl then asked: "What is hard when it goes in, but soft and mucus when it comes out?" The monster whale looked at the girls in embarrassment, and answered cheekily... The girls said in unison: " Wrong! The correct answer is - bubblegum."

The monster whale patted itself on the forehead anthropomorphically. (In fact, the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" has a feeling of sudden enlightenment. It's just expressed with the body of a strange whale...)

Purple girl: "You use a hard thing to insert under me, and after you find a technique, you can push me up. And this thing must be hard enough, if it is soft, you will not be able to succeed. Guess what that thing is?" The monster whale began to gasp.He hesitated for a moment before answering... The girls said in unison: "Wrong! The correct answer is - leverage."

The black girl asked again: "There is something on my body. When it itches inside, I use my fingers to dig the hole. I feel comfortable. Sometimes I can dig out sticky things. Guess what that thing is?" "

The strange whale was startled, its breathing began to accelerate, and its whole body began to heat up.Hesitant answer... The girls said in unison: "Wrong! The correct answer is—the nose." The monster whale kept taking deep breaths, deep breaths, deep breaths...

After experiencing so many "failures", the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" finally came to his senses.

It decided that no matter what kind of problems the girls have in the future, they must not "think wrong".

To think in a positive and beautiful way... It is the best policy to strive to "think innocently".

However, there is always a gap between ideal and reality——

I only heard the white girl continue to ask: "There is something on my body that Brother Zixing and my fingers can insert into. When I am irritable, I will press it with one hand first, and insert the other finger in and out. It. What excites and misses me the most is that at a certain moment, I can plug it with Brother Zixing... Guess what that thing is?"

With such a detailed description, how can the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" not think in a wrong way?

As a result, I haven't finished listening to "Monster Whale".His tongue started to dry out and his face flushed.With sweat on his forehead and intense heat all over his body, he looked at the girls in surprise.Still can only answer my true thoughts...

The girls said in unison for the nth time: "Wrong! The correct answer is—the wedding ring."

The monster whale closed its eyes, turned up its white belly with difficulty, and panted heavily...

The girls finally finished asking.

"Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" blushed, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and thought to himself: "These girls are not kind. I actually answered all the questions they asked wrong."

I just heard the girls report the "test" results to their sister Jiang, as well as the two sisters Longji and Daji——

"Several sisters, after our serious and serious assessment, we can finally confirm that there are indeed some problems with that guy's intelligence. Moreover, his thoughts are very vulgar, and it is difficult for people to have optimistic prospects for improvement. Therefore, We suggest that giving up the rescue operation on it is an ideal choice..."

The "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" was dumbfounded.

It admits that it does have some impure thoughts, so that "Monster Whale" shows that the intelligence level of the girls is "scumbag" as hell.

However, is it all to blame?Think about the exam questions girls give (especially when describing).What a serious "misleading"--the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" has some doubts that they are doing it on purpose! ! !

Now.He actually advocated giving up the rescue of the "monster whale" on the grounds of "failure in intelligence"... Honestly speaking, how can it be convincing?

However, the "Guardian of the Xingtian Saint Power" did not protest, because it needed the girls in front of them to kill the "monster whale" and then test their "absorption" of the polluted holy power in the monster whale. (Only when we have the data in this area, we can formulate how to guide the "inheritors of Xingtian" to inherit the polluted holy power...)

Zi Xing and Miss Jiang were chatting.

As for Longji and Daji, they were listening to "Samsara" talking about the emotional entanglement between the heroines in "Swordsman" and Linghu Chong... The final conclusion is-

Only after watching "Swordsman" did I know that every man will meet 4 women in his life!The first one is Yue Lingshan, a person you love but doesn't love you; the second one is Yilin.A person who loves you but you don't love: the third is Dongfang Bubai, a person you love and love you but can't be together in the end; the fourth is Ren Yingying, a person you may not love but end up together!

After listening to the fallacies summarized by "Samsara", both Longji and Daji were deeply touched!Is this the so-called life?Are all men so "flirty"?

"Samsara" said with certainty: that is natural.Think about it.That pig-footed Linghu Chong was born in a Huashan sect known as the "Concentration Camp of Hypocrites". How good is his personality?

Daji and Longji expressed their incomprehension: "Is the Huashan School really bad?"

"Of course it's bad! Think about it, the head of the Songshan School was killed by Linghu Chong of the Huashan School; the former head of the Hengshan School was killed by Yue Buqun of the Huashan School; the head of the Qingcheng School was killed by Lin Pingzhi of the Huashan School; The head of the Sun Moon God Sect was killed by Linghu Chong of the Huashan Sect... The head of the Huashan Sect (Yue Buqun) was also killed by the Huashan Sect (Linghu Chong)—the Huashan Sect has been killing the head for 30 years! What a nice guy?!"

"..."

The older sisters and elder brother Zi Xing were too busy communicating and didn't have time to pay attention to the "monster whale"—they handed over the power of "full power to deal with the monster whale" to the group of girls with spirits.

Longji hits it off quite well with these girls.She also temporarily lent her "Erlong Sword" that had slashed a real dragon to the girls.

She believes that with such a magic sword, the girls can easily kill the "monster whale" without even using their own strength.

The girls decided not to be polite with "Monster Whale".

On behalf of the other sisters, the purple girl pronounced the final verdict on the "monster whale"——

"...The judgment we are issuing to you now was written by a guy named 'Samsara'. Our sisters think it is very applicable, so we use it... When drafting such a judgment that can be handed down from generation to generation ,'Samsara' is holding a 4 yuan red river in its mouth, clasping its foot with its right hand that has just passed the tube. With a satisfied moan, long ash falls on the old keyboard used by 'Samsara' for 5 years There was a stench on the dirty keyboard, but the 'Samsara' was still pounding happily... When I was thirsty, I took the Jianlibao jar I drank a week ago and filled a can of tap water.' Gu Lu Gu Lu 'Drink, smiling and showing a mouthful of yellow teeth looking at his 'declaration'. The chow mein fast food box on the side has been placed for a month, and it is full of cigarette butts...'Samsara' is just cute, drop the bait, and hehe It smirked and waited for a response... It took a mouthful of instant noodles with its chopsticks, but it didn't know how much dead skin fell into the noodle soup. The precarious chair swayed up and down with the reincarnation, creaking and creaking The sound, sometimes less than half a minute, an almost convulsive sigh, a cloud of thin "snot" flowed on Samsara's hand. It quickly picked up the tissue paper it stole from eating fried noodles last time, wiped it, and said silently in its heart : This is the third time today, and I won’t masturbate next week. While throwing the ball of paper on the table. I don’t forget to smell my hands, and then continue to go online, pretending to be a sister paper... Seeing many people take the bait,' "Samsara" just smiled coquettishly and wiped the corners of his mouth with his hands..."

"..."

"Monster Whale" went crazy.

I couldn't help but yelled at the Qi Ling girls in a gaffe: "What do you want to do? Hurry up! What do you guys want to do if you keep talking like this?...I really can't stand it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ah... just let me die!!!"

The red girl suddenly ejaculated, and shouted loudly: "Then do what you wish! Suffer death!!!"

……

As soon as the shout came to an end, the "Erlong Sword" that the red girl was holding in both hands suddenly glowed bright blue.Then it rises up, grows in the wind, and transforms into a swimming dragon in the water.

A dark blue dragon with a dark green glow covering its body and a hideous and terrifying appearance...

The "strange whale" didn't know whether it was frightened and forgot to resist, or the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" didn't let it resist at all, it just stood there dumbfounded.

The blue dragon transformed by the "Erlong Sword" was not a phantom, and in an instant, it unloaded 18 yuan from the "Monster Whale" with its giant claws and sharp teeth.

However, before the girls "enjoyed" the joy of victory, the fragments of the 18 yuan "monster whale" turned into [-] black air in an instant, and fell into the bodies of everyone present. (Well, everyone is now possessed by the "strange fish", so the body of the strange fish is naturally what the black energy invades...)

All the "strange fish" were shocked...

This is the test designed by the "Guardian of Xingtian Saint Power" to absorb part of the "Pollution Saint Power".

At this moment, the test officially begins... You are welcome, your support is my biggest motivation. )

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