Rebirth of King Zhou
Chapter 656 The body of the pig's foot is found!
The "No. [-] Fierce Beast" made up his mind and took an extremely critical step in his life.
It was also forced by the precarious situation and had no choice.
The "No. [-] Fierce Beast" didn't hesitate any longer when he reached that step, and showed his indomitable execution ability after making up his mind.
The situation Zi Xing encountered was different from it.
Zi Xing is now caught in an extremely difficult decision.
The cause of Zixing's headache and embarrassment is that the "frame" comrade who "reports sorrows but not good news" took the initiative to contact him again...
# # #
Here's the thing -
As the Qiling girls achieved an overwhelming victory against the "Fearing Soul" in the "Prophecy Realm", Zi Xing found that his consumption of holy power also decreased. These "holy powers" in the "Asura Realm" have already been reserved by Daji and Longji Erlong, if they can consume less, their complaints will be much less.Zi Xing also felt much more comfortable.
When he was full of ambition, "Frame" contacted him abruptly——
[Zi Xing, now I can finally confirm: there is a 'water source' on the moon...]
Zixing was stunned for a while.
What is this all about? !
Did he emphasize to "Frame" that there is no water source on the moon?
Moreover, the issue he is most concerned about now is how to deal with the "number one beast" who is fighting with Grandpa Zhu... This seems to have nothing to do with "the moon has wood and water", right?
What's wrong with "Frame"?What exactly does it want to convey to him? ——Hmm, like the girls with spirit spirits, they have a kind of "jumping" thinking ability? !
However, Zi Xing’s doubts turned into doubts, and the advantages of solid basic knowledge allowed him to answer casually: “Fairy, why is it so strange that there is water on the moon? According to the research of scientists, many moons have already found water ice. signs of..."
"Humans have been trying to find traces of water on the moon by exploring the moon. In 94, the Clementine lunar probe launched by the United States. It ran to 200 kilometers above the south pole of the moon, and the radar reflection signal returned from there showed that - There may be water ice in this area. This makes the speculation of 'the presence of water ice at the poles of the moon' the first direct evidence."
"However, in 99, when the United States used the "Lunar Prospector" to crash into the south pole of the moon at high speed, the expected water vapor cloud did not appear, and the detection equipment did not detect any information about water. This tells whether the moon is There is a water problem, leaving a shadow. Right now. Can't conclude that there is no water on the Moon..."
"Frame, according to my guess: the traces of the water droplets may be hidden in the crevices of the rocks. There is always a small part in the north and south poles of the moon. There is no sunlight all year round, and the water droplets are likely to be hidden in the crevices of the rocks in these places It is a pity that among the scientific objectives of the "Chang'e-[-]" satellite of the Chinese Dynasty, there is no task to directly find whether there is water on the moon..."
Speaking of this, Zi Xing suddenly came to his senses: the key to the question now is not "whether there is any water source on the moon", but why this guy "Frame" brings up such a topic at this time? !
Understanding the true intention of "Frame" is Zi Xing's top priority.
Zi Xing immediately made adjustments, and asked straightforwardly: "Frame, I guess you won't mention the fact that there is water on the moon for no reason... You must have collected very important information. Tell me. What else do you have?" New discovery?"
[Zi Xing, I have indeed received important information - the most important part of your deity's body exists in the moon...]
"Frame" revealed important information to Zi Xing very simply.
"..."
Zi Xing was very shocked.I couldn't speak for a long time.
"Frame" hasn't seen Zi Xing's reaction for a long time, and he can feel how excited he is now.The body of the deity who has been separated for too long, now has the news about its whereabouts, how can Zi Xing not be excited? (After all, I am a person on Earth, only the "soul body" lacks the physical life. I always feel weird...)
"Frame" can only disclose further details for Azusa's reference——
[Well, Azusa, the reason why I mentioned to you the discovery of water in the 'Moon Realm' is because the water source in the moon has an extremely important relationship with the 'remnant body' of your true self...]
After all, Zi Xing is still a very curious guy.
Curiosity was piqued again.Can't help but ask: "There is a water source on the moon, what can it have to do with my body?"
[Azusa, have you forgotten?The reason why your deity's body was dismembered is that there is a hateful black hand behind the scenes who is using you as a test object.That is to say, whichever realm has more resources, it is possible to bury one of your limbs in that realm and absorb the aura of that realm...the resources of the Moon Realm are abundant.I believe Zixing, you already have a deep understanding.To bury your limbs in the depths of the moon is to give you the opportunity to absorb the abundant energy there...]
Hearing this, Zi Xing thought secretly: Could it be that the man behind the scene who stole my real body still wanted to help me?Weird thing!Is there anyone in the cultivation world who would be so kind as to secretly help me? !Well, definitely don't worry about it...
Thinking about what was on her mind, Zi Xing asked "frame" casually: "Even if the rich resources of the Moon Realm can be converted into huge energy, which is of great help to my body, it has only been buried in the moon for a short period of time. In a few years, we still haven’t seen much results, right?”
[Why no big results?Now, in the depths of the Moon Realm, a clear source of water has emerged, and that is the vision that will only appear when your body, Zi Xing, absorbs the resources of the moon and reaches a certain level...]
Zi Xing was taken aback: "My real body has absorbed an astonishing amount of lunar energy?"
[I am very sure of that.Azusa, according to the information I have, the reason why your real body absorbs the energy of the moon so quickly is because the energy of the moon realm has mutated... The specific mutated situation is very complicated.To put it simply, the energy of various mineral deposits in the Moon Realm has been transformed from a solid state to a 'liquid state'... The speed of absorption will be accelerated by thousands of times...]
"How could there be such a big change?"
[Azusa, I also know the reason for the energy change in the lunar world.This has good and bad effects on you personally - do you really want to know the truth? ]
Zi Xing hesitated for a moment, but nodded.
[Well.Let me tell you—a long time before your real body was buried in the 'Moon Realm', about n million years ago, there was a guy who brazenly buried his body in the moon for the sake of practicing miracles.Theoretically speaking, Zi Xing, you are a latecomer who attempted to 'occupy the magpie's nest'... The guy who buried n ten thousand years earlier than you has been 'infringing' on your real body in the past few years.It's interesting enough not to drive it away...]
It turned out to be such an answer.
Zixing was speechless for a while.
After a while, he asked weakly: "Who is that guy who was buried in the 'Moon Realm' earlier than my real body?"
[Azusa, haven’t you guessed it yet?It shouldn't be hard to guess—well, let me tell you, it's the 'Number One Fierce Beast' you're working with Grandpa Zhu on now.This guy has practiced magic skills, and he has long ago used the 'skeleton skeleton' with the greatest development potential in his own body.Buried in the depths of the lunar world... The transformation of the lunar resources from 'solid' to 'liquid' is probably the result of its efforts over the years...]
Various surprised expressions appeared on Zi Xing's face.
He is also smart.Immediately I thought of it: "It turns out that the 'No. [-] Fierce Beast' has this last life-saving backhand. Its 'skeleton skeleton' has been tempered for a long time in the Moon Realm and has absorbed a huge amount of energy from the Moon Realm. It summoned the 'skeleton skeleton' to deal with Grandpa Zhu... The situation is going to become more and more confusing..."
Knowing that there is an enemy's skeleton occupying the "Moon Realm", although it is still unclear why it has "peacefully coexisted" with its own body for several years?But Zi Xing was still in a cold sweat.
Immediately decided to "evacuate" the body of his deity in the shortest possible time...
Azusa revealed his thoughts to "Frame", and asked him what he should do now to achieve this goal.
[Azusa, you should now 'seek help' from the guy who brought your real body to the 'Moon Realm'.That guy has the ability to steal your real body and take it to the Moon Realm to plunder the moon's energy for several years. Even the skeleton of the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" cannot be ruled out of the Moon Realm, which proves that that guy has a way to cover you... Therefore, you should get in touch with that guy as soon as possible.Ask it in the current situation, is it better to remove your body of deity?Or let it continue to be buried in the 'Moon Realm'? ]
Azusa: "Then how should I contact that mysterious guy?"
[This is easy.It's staying in the 'Moon Realm' right now... Well, just to be on the safe side, I suggest Zi Xing take some of your own soul to go to the 'Moon Realm'...]
Azusa knows: frame is worried about accidents.If only a strand of remnant soul is separated and sent to the moon, it will be destroyed.Losses can also be tolerated.
# # #
The realm of the moon.
With the help of "Frame", Zi Xing quickly found the "coordinates" of the moon.
What surprised Zi Xing was that the moon at this moment actually "drifted" to a place very close to the "Asura Realm". (Zi Xing didn't know, it was the "Number One Fierce Beast" who summoned him to the vicinity of the Asura Realm through its mysterious connection with the Moon Realm.)
Zi Xing didn't have time to think about the question in his heart, and quickly sneaked a strand of his soul into the moon.
When I came to the moon, the first thing that caught my eye.Unlike the moon pictures taken by satellites seen in "another time and space", it is uninhabited.
Zi Xing actually saw a huge golden figure standing proudly on the ground of the "Moon Realm".He was taken aback.
The golden figure was holding a huge and unparalleled "strange pen" in his hand, and he used the surface covered by lunar soil as "paper" to write and write large golden characters to his heart's content.
That is "Xiaozhuan".
Zi Xing discerned carefully, and could barely understand the content of the words.
The number of golden characters written by the golden figure is a bit much.Link it up and watch.It looks like a letter.
Zi Xing felt that the content of that "letter" was very strange.
Well, it's hard to describe how weird it is.The contents of the letter are as follows:
Dear Huli Daxian:
When you read this letter, I think you are no longer in this world.This is a sentence sent to hell.You have a date with Yama, and I have an agreement with Yama.Based on my relationship with Hades, you have to go to whatever hell I want you to go to.Doesn't your third younger brother Yangli Daxian like to take a bath in the oil pan?I will ask Hades to arrange for him to go to the flaming hell, so that he can obtain eternal life in the raging fire; doesn't your second brother Lu Li like to commit seppuku?I entrust Hades to let him go to the hell of the blood pool, and let him show his blood-stained demeanor on the tip of the knife again; when it comes to you Huli Daxian, don't you like to play with me and wipe your neck?I will let you wipe it on the tiger's head every day.Play tentative suicide with me, you are still young.
You were born because of your belief in the Three Purities, and you died because of your credulity in the Heavenly Court.Do you still remember the piss you drank in Sanqing Temple in your lifetime?In fact, my original intention is to let you take a good look at the piss.Unexpectedly, you were too pious to drink it directly.Your unswerving loyalty to the Sanqing belief really impresses me.You must know that in our Eastern Tang Dynasty, the leader of the Red Sect was thrown into the place of reincarnation of the five grains long ago.We Eastern people don't have any beliefs. Now a newcomer like you who has spells, ideals, pursuits, and morality has really become a rare breed.It's a pity that even if you don't die young, you won't have a chance to enter the heavenly system you've always dreamed of.
Do you think that if you devote yourself to cultivating the Tao, you will be able to "return the head to one, and look up to the pure and empty"?
Let me tell you the truth: fart!Even if Grandpa Sanqing wanted to take the exam, he would only open it to the children of employees within the Heavenly Court.For example, Jin Zha, Mu Zha, Nezha and so on; even a mouse spirit who has no good father, still knows to recognize a godfather as a backer in the heaven.For a single-minded person like you, you should die as soon as possible.Even if you take the first place in the Taoist spell test in the written test, you will still be rejected when it comes to the interview.Do you believe that nine of the ten recruits can kill you?The reason is that you failed the physical examination - hemorrhoids!You baby, don’t be blind and emotional, people don’t say you have hemorrhoids, they can always find other problems in you, for example, you don’t have long eyebrows, which directly affects the image of a "sky servant", or it means that your two eggs grow into one big A little asymmetry or something.In short, in any case, you are not "fit enough for the position".
Let's go a step further, even if Grandpa Sanqing, whom you respect, was extra merciful and reluctantly recruited you.At most, you can be a Bi Mawen like my old grandson, but in the end you are still a low-level temporary worker.If you don't do well, you don't even receive your basic salary, so you might as well be a promising reform-through-labour prisoner with the king of Hades at ease.These days, if you have a background to travel all over the world, but without a background it is difficult to move an inch, you take Sanqing very seriously.But who takes you seriously.
Back then, my grandson was not as negative and pessimistic as I said now.To say that it was still 500 years ago, I originally wanted to be myself wholeheartedly like you, learn my skills to accept the admiration of others, and then be absorbed by heaven as a god.But later the facts taught me, especially the 500 years under the Five Elements Mountain.Let me completely give up the untrue idea of "not waiting, not relying, and being a down-to-earth person" at the initial stage, so I officially embarked on the "Guan" Zhuang Avenue and became a glorious member of the great and correct Buddhist scriptures group. This opportunity can become one with the three Qings and four royals that I didn't pay attention to in the past.
What?Is it important to mingle with the leaders of the Heavenly Court?Nonsense, if you don't get along with the leader, what qualifications do you have to ask others for rain?I know that the five thunders method you have devoted yourself to practice is a real diploma, but it is in the eyes of the Jade Emperor.A diploma is nothing more than a piece of ass paper.As a result, I, who didn't know how to ask for rain at all, used my real relationship to destroy your real ability through the heavens, making you mistakenly think that the four gods of wind, rain, thunder and lightning are not at home.
In fact, there are many things you don't understand.In Heaven, there is more than just being able to control rainfall. Let me tell you the truth, rainfall is just a child’s disease, and there are many things that Heaven can secretly control.Another example is the little gods like wind, rain, thunder and lightning. If you shout "wind, rain, thunder, and lightning, show up quickly", won't it work?But when my grandson gave an order, they not only showed up immediately, but also obediently toasted the young lady one by one.This shows that my grandson has successfully transformed interpersonal communication into a relationship resource through the accumulation of contacts over the years. Rain never hurts.
In the future, if you encounter problems such as praying for rain that does not work, remember to find the reason more from yourself.Review whether you haven't knocked your head off, or the relationship you entrusted is not strong enough, or the money is too little for others.
Hooking up a good relationship with Tianting is only the first step towards your success.To achieve greater success, you have to learn to master three principles: first, persist; second, shameless; third, persist shameless.
Don't always think that you are noble. In fact, playing tricks when necessary is much more affordable than blindly being noble.Do you still remember the "guess the object through the clapboard" competition we had before you were alive?That's right, I admit that I violated the rules and got into the cabinet to engage in black-box operations, making your already guessed right answer abruptly wrong.Even if you have the ability to guess the correct answer again, it is useless, because when necessary, I can burn your answer with a fire.
It's mean, isn't it?But in our Eastern Tang Dynasty, this is called being capable.Meanness often means no bottom line, and no bottom line often means success.Short-sighted Datang people don't care whether my means of success are upright or not, they only want to choose to see the results of my success.In fact, my old grandson not only cheated you during this match, even in the beheading PK between the two of us at the end, I also conjured a black dog out of nothing, and grabbed your head that could have automatically returned to your neck Go and throw it into the moat.
You who live in the underworld must now regret that you were so noble and didn't play with my grandson in the underworld, right?In addition, after this series of factual education, I think you should also understand why I was the one who finally went to the Dao of Tongtian and became a Buddha and immortal, while it was you who wasted your youth and died innocently on the guillotine.
That's because despicability is the passport of the despicable, and nobility is the epitaph of the noble!
Well, the above is so much nonsense, I hope it can inspire your thought reform in the underworld.If you are still arrogant and disobedient to my old grandson, I will ask Hades to arrange for the brothers in prison to cut you.
Hello, Lu Li and Yang Li, who are also dead, idiots.And greetings to all of you.
...(To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
It was also forced by the precarious situation and had no choice.
The "No. [-] Fierce Beast" didn't hesitate any longer when he reached that step, and showed his indomitable execution ability after making up his mind.
The situation Zi Xing encountered was different from it.
Zi Xing is now caught in an extremely difficult decision.
The cause of Zixing's headache and embarrassment is that the "frame" comrade who "reports sorrows but not good news" took the initiative to contact him again...
# # #
Here's the thing -
As the Qiling girls achieved an overwhelming victory against the "Fearing Soul" in the "Prophecy Realm", Zi Xing found that his consumption of holy power also decreased. These "holy powers" in the "Asura Realm" have already been reserved by Daji and Longji Erlong, if they can consume less, their complaints will be much less.Zi Xing also felt much more comfortable.
When he was full of ambition, "Frame" contacted him abruptly——
[Zi Xing, now I can finally confirm: there is a 'water source' on the moon...]
Zixing was stunned for a while.
What is this all about? !
Did he emphasize to "Frame" that there is no water source on the moon?
Moreover, the issue he is most concerned about now is how to deal with the "number one beast" who is fighting with Grandpa Zhu... This seems to have nothing to do with "the moon has wood and water", right?
What's wrong with "Frame"?What exactly does it want to convey to him? ——Hmm, like the girls with spirit spirits, they have a kind of "jumping" thinking ability? !
However, Zi Xing’s doubts turned into doubts, and the advantages of solid basic knowledge allowed him to answer casually: “Fairy, why is it so strange that there is water on the moon? According to the research of scientists, many moons have already found water ice. signs of..."
"Humans have been trying to find traces of water on the moon by exploring the moon. In 94, the Clementine lunar probe launched by the United States. It ran to 200 kilometers above the south pole of the moon, and the radar reflection signal returned from there showed that - There may be water ice in this area. This makes the speculation of 'the presence of water ice at the poles of the moon' the first direct evidence."
"However, in 99, when the United States used the "Lunar Prospector" to crash into the south pole of the moon at high speed, the expected water vapor cloud did not appear, and the detection equipment did not detect any information about water. This tells whether the moon is There is a water problem, leaving a shadow. Right now. Can't conclude that there is no water on the Moon..."
"Frame, according to my guess: the traces of the water droplets may be hidden in the crevices of the rocks. There is always a small part in the north and south poles of the moon. There is no sunlight all year round, and the water droplets are likely to be hidden in the crevices of the rocks in these places It is a pity that among the scientific objectives of the "Chang'e-[-]" satellite of the Chinese Dynasty, there is no task to directly find whether there is water on the moon..."
Speaking of this, Zi Xing suddenly came to his senses: the key to the question now is not "whether there is any water source on the moon", but why this guy "Frame" brings up such a topic at this time? !
Understanding the true intention of "Frame" is Zi Xing's top priority.
Zi Xing immediately made adjustments, and asked straightforwardly: "Frame, I guess you won't mention the fact that there is water on the moon for no reason... You must have collected very important information. Tell me. What else do you have?" New discovery?"
[Zi Xing, I have indeed received important information - the most important part of your deity's body exists in the moon...]
"Frame" revealed important information to Zi Xing very simply.
"..."
Zi Xing was very shocked.I couldn't speak for a long time.
"Frame" hasn't seen Zi Xing's reaction for a long time, and he can feel how excited he is now.The body of the deity who has been separated for too long, now has the news about its whereabouts, how can Zi Xing not be excited? (After all, I am a person on Earth, only the "soul body" lacks the physical life. I always feel weird...)
"Frame" can only disclose further details for Azusa's reference——
[Well, Azusa, the reason why I mentioned to you the discovery of water in the 'Moon Realm' is because the water source in the moon has an extremely important relationship with the 'remnant body' of your true self...]
After all, Zi Xing is still a very curious guy.
Curiosity was piqued again.Can't help but ask: "There is a water source on the moon, what can it have to do with my body?"
[Azusa, have you forgotten?The reason why your deity's body was dismembered is that there is a hateful black hand behind the scenes who is using you as a test object.That is to say, whichever realm has more resources, it is possible to bury one of your limbs in that realm and absorb the aura of that realm...the resources of the Moon Realm are abundant.I believe Zixing, you already have a deep understanding.To bury your limbs in the depths of the moon is to give you the opportunity to absorb the abundant energy there...]
Hearing this, Zi Xing thought secretly: Could it be that the man behind the scene who stole my real body still wanted to help me?Weird thing!Is there anyone in the cultivation world who would be so kind as to secretly help me? !Well, definitely don't worry about it...
Thinking about what was on her mind, Zi Xing asked "frame" casually: "Even if the rich resources of the Moon Realm can be converted into huge energy, which is of great help to my body, it has only been buried in the moon for a short period of time. In a few years, we still haven’t seen much results, right?”
[Why no big results?Now, in the depths of the Moon Realm, a clear source of water has emerged, and that is the vision that will only appear when your body, Zi Xing, absorbs the resources of the moon and reaches a certain level...]
Zi Xing was taken aback: "My real body has absorbed an astonishing amount of lunar energy?"
[I am very sure of that.Azusa, according to the information I have, the reason why your real body absorbs the energy of the moon so quickly is because the energy of the moon realm has mutated... The specific mutated situation is very complicated.To put it simply, the energy of various mineral deposits in the Moon Realm has been transformed from a solid state to a 'liquid state'... The speed of absorption will be accelerated by thousands of times...]
"How could there be such a big change?"
[Azusa, I also know the reason for the energy change in the lunar world.This has good and bad effects on you personally - do you really want to know the truth? ]
Zi Xing hesitated for a moment, but nodded.
[Well.Let me tell you—a long time before your real body was buried in the 'Moon Realm', about n million years ago, there was a guy who brazenly buried his body in the moon for the sake of practicing miracles.Theoretically speaking, Zi Xing, you are a latecomer who attempted to 'occupy the magpie's nest'... The guy who buried n ten thousand years earlier than you has been 'infringing' on your real body in the past few years.It's interesting enough not to drive it away...]
It turned out to be such an answer.
Zixing was speechless for a while.
After a while, he asked weakly: "Who is that guy who was buried in the 'Moon Realm' earlier than my real body?"
[Azusa, haven’t you guessed it yet?It shouldn't be hard to guess—well, let me tell you, it's the 'Number One Fierce Beast' you're working with Grandpa Zhu on now.This guy has practiced magic skills, and he has long ago used the 'skeleton skeleton' with the greatest development potential in his own body.Buried in the depths of the lunar world... The transformation of the lunar resources from 'solid' to 'liquid' is probably the result of its efforts over the years...]
Various surprised expressions appeared on Zi Xing's face.
He is also smart.Immediately I thought of it: "It turns out that the 'No. [-] Fierce Beast' has this last life-saving backhand. Its 'skeleton skeleton' has been tempered for a long time in the Moon Realm and has absorbed a huge amount of energy from the Moon Realm. It summoned the 'skeleton skeleton' to deal with Grandpa Zhu... The situation is going to become more and more confusing..."
Knowing that there is an enemy's skeleton occupying the "Moon Realm", although it is still unclear why it has "peacefully coexisted" with its own body for several years?But Zi Xing was still in a cold sweat.
Immediately decided to "evacuate" the body of his deity in the shortest possible time...
Azusa revealed his thoughts to "Frame", and asked him what he should do now to achieve this goal.
[Azusa, you should now 'seek help' from the guy who brought your real body to the 'Moon Realm'.That guy has the ability to steal your real body and take it to the Moon Realm to plunder the moon's energy for several years. Even the skeleton of the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" cannot be ruled out of the Moon Realm, which proves that that guy has a way to cover you... Therefore, you should get in touch with that guy as soon as possible.Ask it in the current situation, is it better to remove your body of deity?Or let it continue to be buried in the 'Moon Realm'? ]
Azusa: "Then how should I contact that mysterious guy?"
[This is easy.It's staying in the 'Moon Realm' right now... Well, just to be on the safe side, I suggest Zi Xing take some of your own soul to go to the 'Moon Realm'...]
Azusa knows: frame is worried about accidents.If only a strand of remnant soul is separated and sent to the moon, it will be destroyed.Losses can also be tolerated.
# # #
The realm of the moon.
With the help of "Frame", Zi Xing quickly found the "coordinates" of the moon.
What surprised Zi Xing was that the moon at this moment actually "drifted" to a place very close to the "Asura Realm". (Zi Xing didn't know, it was the "Number One Fierce Beast" who summoned him to the vicinity of the Asura Realm through its mysterious connection with the Moon Realm.)
Zi Xing didn't have time to think about the question in his heart, and quickly sneaked a strand of his soul into the moon.
When I came to the moon, the first thing that caught my eye.Unlike the moon pictures taken by satellites seen in "another time and space", it is uninhabited.
Zi Xing actually saw a huge golden figure standing proudly on the ground of the "Moon Realm".He was taken aback.
The golden figure was holding a huge and unparalleled "strange pen" in his hand, and he used the surface covered by lunar soil as "paper" to write and write large golden characters to his heart's content.
That is "Xiaozhuan".
Zi Xing discerned carefully, and could barely understand the content of the words.
The number of golden characters written by the golden figure is a bit much.Link it up and watch.It looks like a letter.
Zi Xing felt that the content of that "letter" was very strange.
Well, it's hard to describe how weird it is.The contents of the letter are as follows:
Dear Huli Daxian:
When you read this letter, I think you are no longer in this world.This is a sentence sent to hell.You have a date with Yama, and I have an agreement with Yama.Based on my relationship with Hades, you have to go to whatever hell I want you to go to.Doesn't your third younger brother Yangli Daxian like to take a bath in the oil pan?I will ask Hades to arrange for him to go to the flaming hell, so that he can obtain eternal life in the raging fire; doesn't your second brother Lu Li like to commit seppuku?I entrust Hades to let him go to the hell of the blood pool, and let him show his blood-stained demeanor on the tip of the knife again; when it comes to you Huli Daxian, don't you like to play with me and wipe your neck?I will let you wipe it on the tiger's head every day.Play tentative suicide with me, you are still young.
You were born because of your belief in the Three Purities, and you died because of your credulity in the Heavenly Court.Do you still remember the piss you drank in Sanqing Temple in your lifetime?In fact, my original intention is to let you take a good look at the piss.Unexpectedly, you were too pious to drink it directly.Your unswerving loyalty to the Sanqing belief really impresses me.You must know that in our Eastern Tang Dynasty, the leader of the Red Sect was thrown into the place of reincarnation of the five grains long ago.We Eastern people don't have any beliefs. Now a newcomer like you who has spells, ideals, pursuits, and morality has really become a rare breed.It's a pity that even if you don't die young, you won't have a chance to enter the heavenly system you've always dreamed of.
Do you think that if you devote yourself to cultivating the Tao, you will be able to "return the head to one, and look up to the pure and empty"?
Let me tell you the truth: fart!Even if Grandpa Sanqing wanted to take the exam, he would only open it to the children of employees within the Heavenly Court.For example, Jin Zha, Mu Zha, Nezha and so on; even a mouse spirit who has no good father, still knows to recognize a godfather as a backer in the heaven.For a single-minded person like you, you should die as soon as possible.Even if you take the first place in the Taoist spell test in the written test, you will still be rejected when it comes to the interview.Do you believe that nine of the ten recruits can kill you?The reason is that you failed the physical examination - hemorrhoids!You baby, don’t be blind and emotional, people don’t say you have hemorrhoids, they can always find other problems in you, for example, you don’t have long eyebrows, which directly affects the image of a "sky servant", or it means that your two eggs grow into one big A little asymmetry or something.In short, in any case, you are not "fit enough for the position".
Let's go a step further, even if Grandpa Sanqing, whom you respect, was extra merciful and reluctantly recruited you.At most, you can be a Bi Mawen like my old grandson, but in the end you are still a low-level temporary worker.If you don't do well, you don't even receive your basic salary, so you might as well be a promising reform-through-labour prisoner with the king of Hades at ease.These days, if you have a background to travel all over the world, but without a background it is difficult to move an inch, you take Sanqing very seriously.But who takes you seriously.
Back then, my grandson was not as negative and pessimistic as I said now.To say that it was still 500 years ago, I originally wanted to be myself wholeheartedly like you, learn my skills to accept the admiration of others, and then be absorbed by heaven as a god.But later the facts taught me, especially the 500 years under the Five Elements Mountain.Let me completely give up the untrue idea of "not waiting, not relying, and being a down-to-earth person" at the initial stage, so I officially embarked on the "Guan" Zhuang Avenue and became a glorious member of the great and correct Buddhist scriptures group. This opportunity can become one with the three Qings and four royals that I didn't pay attention to in the past.
What?Is it important to mingle with the leaders of the Heavenly Court?Nonsense, if you don't get along with the leader, what qualifications do you have to ask others for rain?I know that the five thunders method you have devoted yourself to practice is a real diploma, but it is in the eyes of the Jade Emperor.A diploma is nothing more than a piece of ass paper.As a result, I, who didn't know how to ask for rain at all, used my real relationship to destroy your real ability through the heavens, making you mistakenly think that the four gods of wind, rain, thunder and lightning are not at home.
In fact, there are many things you don't understand.In Heaven, there is more than just being able to control rainfall. Let me tell you the truth, rainfall is just a child’s disease, and there are many things that Heaven can secretly control.Another example is the little gods like wind, rain, thunder and lightning. If you shout "wind, rain, thunder, and lightning, show up quickly", won't it work?But when my grandson gave an order, they not only showed up immediately, but also obediently toasted the young lady one by one.This shows that my grandson has successfully transformed interpersonal communication into a relationship resource through the accumulation of contacts over the years. Rain never hurts.
In the future, if you encounter problems such as praying for rain that does not work, remember to find the reason more from yourself.Review whether you haven't knocked your head off, or the relationship you entrusted is not strong enough, or the money is too little for others.
Hooking up a good relationship with Tianting is only the first step towards your success.To achieve greater success, you have to learn to master three principles: first, persist; second, shameless; third, persist shameless.
Don't always think that you are noble. In fact, playing tricks when necessary is much more affordable than blindly being noble.Do you still remember the "guess the object through the clapboard" competition we had before you were alive?That's right, I admit that I violated the rules and got into the cabinet to engage in black-box operations, making your already guessed right answer abruptly wrong.Even if you have the ability to guess the correct answer again, it is useless, because when necessary, I can burn your answer with a fire.
It's mean, isn't it?But in our Eastern Tang Dynasty, this is called being capable.Meanness often means no bottom line, and no bottom line often means success.Short-sighted Datang people don't care whether my means of success are upright or not, they only want to choose to see the results of my success.In fact, my old grandson not only cheated you during this match, even in the beheading PK between the two of us at the end, I also conjured a black dog out of nothing, and grabbed your head that could have automatically returned to your neck Go and throw it into the moat.
You who live in the underworld must now regret that you were so noble and didn't play with my grandson in the underworld, right?In addition, after this series of factual education, I think you should also understand why I was the one who finally went to the Dao of Tongtian and became a Buddha and immortal, while it was you who wasted your youth and died innocently on the guillotine.
That's because despicability is the passport of the despicable, and nobility is the epitaph of the noble!
Well, the above is so much nonsense, I hope it can inspire your thought reform in the underworld.If you are still arrogant and disobedient to my old grandson, I will ask Hades to arrange for the brothers in prison to cut you.
Hello, Lu Li and Yang Li, who are also dead, idiots.And greetings to all of you.
...(To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
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