Rebirth of King Zhou

As a great writer said: Waking up from a dream with nowhere to go is the loneliest thing in life.

Zi Xing is experiencing such a difficult "loneliness" now! ! !

In the past, "Frame" always complained that he was muddled and his mind was so confused that he couldn't even compare with normal people.It's all right now, Zixing's mind is completely cleared up, but what kind of "outlet" is there for him?

No!

The cold and cruel reality is that Zi Xing is still helpless.

He finally experienced the most profound and incomparable "after waking up from a dream, there is no way to go, it is the loneliest thing in life", which is true and reasonable.This taste is absolutely uncomfortable.But Azusa couldn't refuse, he could only accept.

After accepting it, his kid started to pester "Frame" desperately.Looking at the frame, it seems that a feasible strategy must be drawn from the "framework". (From Zi Xing's own point of view, it is not too high to ask for "framework" to provide practical solutions instead of "one-size-fits-all". "It's the usual level...)

"Frame" also feels quite a headache for Zi Xing's rogue-style pestering methods.

Typical turn in when you encounter a problem.Really irresponsible...

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The number of times "Frame" criticized Zi Xing was not as many as in the past year combined.The helpless thing is that criticism belongs to criticism, and it still has to help Zixing find ways and think of good strategies.

There are no conditions to talk about it, who must help? "Frame" has become a community of destiny with Zi Xing?Moreover, it is the case that it is more afraid of death than Zi Xing...

There is still some truth to the saying that "people are quick and intelligent".Although "Frame" is an "inhuman" existence, the same law also applies to it... Really pushed, "Frame" was forced to come up with a plan.Well, in retrospect, it was quite a reliable strategy. "Frame" has high hopes for this.

While suppressing the torture-like feeling from the "soul body", Zi Xing paid close attention to the reaction of "Frame".It's not just a one-way "framework" to capture some of his thoughts.Zi Xing's soul power has skyrocketed now, and he can also perceive some of "Frame"'s thoughts in reverse. Now Zi Xing has a very strong feeling: "Frame" seems to have an idea.

He had been "nagging" before, but this time Zi Xing entangled him even more.

"Frame" finally revealed a more reliable idea to him

[Zi Xing, haven't you thought about the trick of 'disaster in the east'?This is a very useful trick...]

"Bringing misfortune to the east?" Zi Xing was stunned, a little unresponsive: "What's wrong with misfortune?"

[Zixing, you forgot that when the previous "super black hole" couldn't bear the inheritance of n kinds of extremely domineering 'black hole defying skills', it also happened to be the trick of 'causing water to the east'.Hmm, you might as well give it a try...]

After Zixing understood the intention of "Frame", she was a little "beaten".

This method seems to be worth a try...

"Frame, what kind of 'carrier' should I find to share the risks I'm taking now?" Zi Xing began to pay attention to the details.He is worried about this now: "That super black hole is very cunning. I am the one who can use my 'soul power' to obtain the 'black hole's sky-defying skill', and he is the one who takes advantage! A perfect and ideal 'carrier'? Not only let me get rid of the danger of my 'soul body' exploding, but also prevent the 'carrier' from taking away the benefits of the nine-bead chain!"

[Azusa, don't be too pessimistic.I have really found a perfect and ideal "carrier" that you want.Well, let me introduce it to you in detail.In the end, how to make up your mind is still up to you...]

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While Zi Xing and "Frame" were working selflessly for survival, the group of "girls with spirits" were not idle either.

Sister Meng Xingtong still had a "conscience not lost", so they scolded her and ran away.

But in the scene.There is also the "Golden Retriever Ape", a duplicitous and duplicitous guy.How does Qi Ling think of it? It is not pleasing to the eye.

The girls are smoldering with nowhere to vent their anger.How can they be worthy of themselves if they don't ruthlessly repair the big ape?

The red girl looked at the big ape with an unkind expression, and said sinisterly: "You are in a big trouble now! You know it well yourself, so there is no need for us to say more... The reason is that we know each other. We used to have good friendship, We will give you a chance for self-salvation: as long as you prove that you have a strong and active thinking ability, we will consider letting you live, and we will no longer pursue your crime of 'collaborating with the enemy'..."

"The situation is not good" ah.In addition, the "Golden Retriever Ape" is very familiar with the unreasonable temper of the girls, so he doesn't bother to "defend" that he is not collaborating with the enemy. The "Golden Retriever Great Ape" simply asked: "How can I prove that I have the ability to think actively? Having this ability will allow me to survive. Is there any necessary connection between the two?"

Orange girl explained: "The so-called active thinking ability requires you to have the legendary 'divine logic' + 'divine turning' abilities... Only with such an active thinking ability can you be qualified to participate in trying to rescue Zi Xing Brother' in action!!!"

……

The logic of the girls left the "Golden Retriever Ape" quite speechless.But under the high pressure of power, politics, it has no choice but to submit.Ready to accept the joint "assessment" of the girls.

The assessment principles for the girls are quite simple.It was for them to ask questions one by one, and the "Golden Retriever Ape" answered.Its answers are required to be at least "wonderful" than the girls' own answers, otherwise they will fail.As long as the answers to the three questions are more exciting than the answers of the girls, even if the "Golden Retriever Ape" passes the assessment, he can get the right to be "partners" with them again...

The "Golden Retriever Great Ape" put all his energy into preparations for the battle.It doesn't need to think about it, it knows that the girls' next questions will definitely be difficult to deal with.

The red girl was the first to ask: "Imagine: Isn't it hot for a woman to wear a bra in summer?" After speaking, she opened her eyes wide and stared at the "golden ape".The great ape was in a daze: what kind of problem is this?But if you think about it carefully, it is precisely this kind of question, and it is easy to answer!It is not so easy to answer well.

The experienced "Golden Retriever Ape" kept silent on the first question, which meant giving up the right to answer.It is a deliberate show of weakness.It's better to first listen to what kind of "ideal answer" the girls have.It has learned from experience, and then faced with questions, it has a certain amount of experience in dealing with them.

Chi girl didn't notice how "cunning" this guy was.Seeing that the big ape was stumped, she announced the "God's Response" at its request.Her answer is this: "We don't take sz, you will be hot..."

Oh, the ideal answer would be something like this...

"Golden Retriever Ape" nodded thoughtfully.Theoretically, it is a "first glimpse".

But when the orange girl was the second to ask the question, "When I was 'circling fork' with my girlfriend, my girlfriend seemed to call another man's name, how do you feel?..."

The "Golden Retriever Ape" was still stunned.Dumb again.It found that it was not evil enough.Otherwise, why would you be stuck with these questions?

After confirming that it couldn't answer, the orange girl announced the ideal answer: "...you fucked someone else's woman, what are you dissatisfied with!?"

"Golden Retriever Ape": "..."

Huang. Girl: "Call for the most swear words without revealing dirty words..." "Golden Retriever Ape" couldn't answer again.

"It's boring." The yellow girl curled her lips and announced her ideal answer: "...Did your mother throw you away when she gave birth to you? Did you raise the placenta?"

"..." "Golden Retriever Ape".

The green girl asked the question: "The teacher gave you a deer whip to the big monkey. Tell me what does it mean?" "Golden-haired big ape" couldn't answer.

The green girl announced her ideal answer: "This is a spur from the teacher to the apprentices~~~"

"..." "Golden Retriever Ape" really wanted to swear.

The young girl asked a question: "What is the 'shougong sand' on Xiaolongnv's arm in "The Legend of Condor Heroes"? What is it for?" "Golden Retriever Ape" couldn't answer.

The young girl announced her ideal answer: "Shou Gong Sha is the desktop shortcut of 'Chacha Circle Circle'. I don't even understand this, how stupid."

"..." "Golden Retriever Ape".

The blue girl asked a question: "What's the use of being handsome? In the end, it's not eaten by pawns!" "Golden Retriever Ape" was speechless.

The blue girl announced her ideal answer: "Handsome is accompanied by men, cannons, horses, cars, and crushes...what's wrong with being handsome?!"

"..." "Golden Retriever Ape".

The purple girl asked a question: "There are rumors in the cultivation world that a certain human Taoist friend was swallowed by a python... May I ask what should I do if I really encounter a python in the wild?" The "Golden Haired Ape" was speechless.

The purple girl announced the ideal answer: "Pinch the seven inches, and poke the anus. Two very effective methods! As for what to poke in the wilderness?! Xu Xian knows what to poke!"

The "Golden Retriever Ape" fainted.I really want to kneel...

The black girl made a question: "A salesman named George Herbert. He successfully sold an ax to the President of the United States, so he won the 2005 Brookings Institution (the most authoritative and influential in the world) The 'Golden Boot Award' from the salesman organization of the China Salesman Organization). If you were given a chance to sell something to our country's Emperor Zixing brother, what would you choose?"

"Golden Retriever Ape" couldn't answer.

The black girl waved vigorously.Announce the ideal answer: "I want to 'sell' all my sisters to him!"

The "Golden Retriever Ape" fainted.

The black girl, a guy with dark psychology, asked a question, but still felt that it was not enough to reflect her own darkness.So I asked another question: "...the road from the east to the north is downhill. One day, you saw a cute girl riding a bicycle straight down. He shouted 'It's so cool!' It attracted a lot of people. Pedestrians look sideways. Mm’s sweet voice is really memorable~ There are several reasons for her shouting: 1. I just finished the exam and I’m in a good mood; It’s going downhill. So when I rushed down, the breeze rushed to my face, so I felt very refreshed; 2.mm happened to see a handsome guy, and was too excited to express his feelings for a while, so I had to cheer him up; 3. Everyone added..."

"Golden Retriever Ape" couldn't answer.

With an "incomparably evil" smile, the black girl announced her ideal answer: "Put this girl's car seat back on, and she won't be happy..."

"Golden Retriever Ape": "..."

The white girl made a question: "A certain 'stupid and naive girl' accompanied by her mother went to St. John's Women's Hospital for an examination, and the hospital's diagnosis report proved that her virgin and hymen had no organic damage... This report What did you prove?" "Golden Retriever Great Ape" was speechless.

The white girl announced her ideal answer: "M's, this is mocking Chen gg's little one!"

The "Golden Retriever Ape" fainted.

The red girl continued to ask questions: "What if you get amnesia?" "Golden Retriever Ape" was speechless.

The red girl announced her ideal answer: "... Then don't you feel great? Every morning when I wake up, I find that there are different women sleeping next to me! No, it should be said that there are 'different female monkeys' lying beside me! !!"

"Golden Retriever Ape": "..."

The orange girl continued to pose the question: "Big monkey. When you were young, what kind of scene did you imagine when you grow up, that would make you stand out in front of everyone?"

Such a question finally gave the "Golden Retriever Ape" some confidence.It tentatively replied: "...wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Wrong!" The orange girl gave it a big "fork" mercilessly, but announced the ideal answer very reasonably: "The perfect 'pull the wind' is to pick a load of dung on the street, and see who doesn't like it. Throw it in the face!"

The "Golden Retriever Ape" fainted.Did it go so badly? !

Huang. The girl continued to pose the question: "Big monkey, the damn barber shop cut your golden hair! Can you come up with a bad way to lose the business of the barber shop? The more destructive the better, the more dynamic it is." The smaller the better."

"Golden Retriever Ape" was speechless.

Huang. The girl announced her ideal answer: "In the middle of the night, the moon is dark and the wind is high. Quietly and softly, you hang yourself in front of the barber shop, hum, plant that barber shop..."

The "Golden Retriever Ape" fainted.

The green girl continued to pose the question: "A fellow Taoist vowed to each other today: Big monkey, you are a part of his life! You are a part of his body, without you, his life is incomplete... You know the truth is How?" "Golden Retriever Ape" was speechless.

The green girl announced her ideal answer: "The truth is that you are his cecum, appendix, ear, six fingers and other dispensable things! Can you say that those are not part of his body?"

The "Golden Retriever Ape" fainted.

The young girl continued to pose the question: "Solve the dream: You dreamed about Zhang Ziyi last night, big monkey, and Zhang's sister said she liked you very much, but you said you had a girlfriend, and then Zhang Ziyi cried... How to correctly interpret such a dream ?”

"Golden Retriever Great Ape" was at a loss for words.

The young girl announced her ideal answer: "Congratulations on becoming an adult. Because the diary you wrote the next day is called "Meng Yi (Remaining)"!"

"..." "Golden Retriever Ape".

The blue girl continued to pose the question: "When we were walking the dog last night, our big Tibetan mastiff bit a bald wild dog by the woods. Fuck! I didn't expect the Tibetan mastiff to be defeated by a grass dog! What's wrong with it?!" "Golden Retriever Great Ape" was at a loss for words.

The blue girl announced her ideal answer: "Damn, before I was bald, they still called me a lion!"

"Golden Retriever Ape" was speechless.

The purple girl continued to ask the question: "I was in love with my girlfriend who claimed to be in love for the first time. After a while, I found out that it was a "broken shoe". I did it once, and finally said that I was unfortunately raped before... What's your comment?"

"Golden Retriever Great Ape" can only express no opinion.

The purple girl announced her ideal comment: "I'm not sure if there was a strong j, but there must have been a smooth j."

The "Golden Retriever Ape" fainted.

The black girl continued to ask the question: "I have a 100 yuan top-quality spirit stone, and I want to buy a 'top-quality flying magic weapon' that is more than 3 years old. I want a super cool and powerful one. Give me a suggestion..."

What kind of "flying magic weapon" can you buy with only 100 yuan of top-quality spirit stones?You can't buy a fraction of a "Flying Sword" that is more than 3 years old. "Golden Retriever Ape" remained silent.

The black girl announced the ideal answer: "I can sell 30 QQs, and form a team to drive. Sometimes they will be arranged in an S-shape, and sometimes they will be arranged in a B-shape. Keep the crosses to the extreme!!!" "Golden Retriever Ape" fainted.Isn't the addition of two models a "sb"?

The white girl continued to ask questions: "Li Xchun and Sister Furong fell into the water at the same time, you have a brick in your hand, who did you hit?" "Golden Retriever Ape" couldn't answer.The white girl simply gave it an ideal answer: "Whoever saves them, they will be smashed."

The red girl continued to ask questions: "Which is more cost-effective to raise a dog or a man?"

What kind of bad topic are these, "Golden Retriever Ape" is speechless.The red girl gave an ideal answer: "... Big monkey, you should figure out a question yourself: Even if you can treat a man like a dog, do you dare to treat a dog like a man?" "..."

Faced with such a strong answer, the "Golden Retriever Ape" could only remain speechless.

The orange girl continued to ask the question: "A student, whose grades are the last one every year, often fights with others. According to the leader's request, the teacher wants to give the student a better end-of-term review. How should I write it?" "The golden-haired ape" was at a loss for words.Orange girl announced the ideal answer: "The student has stable grades and strong hands-on ability."

"..."

Huang. The girl continued to pose the question: "Big monkey, when you were cultivating in the Immortal Mansion, you skipped classes, failed subjects, dumped people, got dumped, got into fights, recorded your demerits, broke your demerits... Hey, you are capable!" You've done it all! Do you think about what 'shocking' things you didn't do back then?"

"Golden Retriever Ape" couldn't answer.The girl Huang kindly reminded it: "Big monkey, have you ever died?"

"..."

The green girl continued to pose the question: "Big monkey, you beat your dog! Reason: It didn't tell you about the earthquake. It usually barks so happily, but during the earthquake, it actually slept in the nest like nothing happened! You know other people How do you comment on your behavior?!"

"Golden Retriever Ape": "..." The green girl gave an ideal answer: "Oh, it's not my own after all..." "Golden Retriever Ape" fainted.

The young girl continued to pose the question: "Big monkey, because of the factors of the germination of youth and menstrual period, you once sent you a bold statement. Give you a woman, and you can create a nation! Do you know how others evaluate you?"

"Golden Retriever Ape" couldn't answer.

The young girl gave an ideal answer with a serious face: "Well, if I give you a sow, the price of meat will drop next year!"

The "Golden Retriever Ape" was completely defeated...

It is said that that tragic experience made him vomit ten liters of blood.From then on, when seeing the Qiling girl again, the "Golden Retriever Ape" always seemed respectful and respectful, as if he was a "servant". (This is being tortured by the girls...) (To be continued...)