Rebirth of King Zhou

After the "Spray Little Beast" expanded its size a thousand times, it stopped growing decisively.

With the blessing of "game resources", even if it expands its volume by ten thousand times, it is easy and stress-free. "Spray Little Beast" has its own well-thought-out reasons for not doing that.

It probably thinks that the opponent "Little Lightning Beast" has always maintained its original size. Under such circumstances, it has become bigger and bigger, and its ratio to "Little Lightning Beast" is completely out of balance. In order to change tactics and play "peek-a-boo", it will be troublesome.

With a volume [-] times larger, looking for an opponent with a small body feels like a dinosaur trying to cull a "bug". It might be like that.

Therefore, when it expanded to a thousand times its volume, the "Spray Little Beast" would resolutely stop growing its size.

With such a body that formed the most powerful pressure on the "Little Thunder Beast", the "Little Spray Beast" was majestic and had an absolute upper hand.

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Seeing the performance of "Little Wave Beast", the Qi Ling girls couldn't help but automatically upgrade to fans of "Little Wave Beast".

The purple girl said with some whimsy: "If you have the money to hire that white monster to act as a 'bodyguard', it would be a very cool thing..."

The other Qiling girls "nod their heads" one after another, expressing their approval of the purple girl's point of view.

But the "Golden Retriever Ape" curled his lips secretly when he heard this, thinking that the world is difficult now, even the status of "bodyguards" has skyrocketed, and Qi Ling and the others may not be able to afford the "Spray Little Beast".Not to mention a strong person of that level, even if you invite an ordinary hooligan to do some boring activities, you will be charged a clearly marked price. "Golden Retriever Great Ape" has personally seen this kind of small advertisement providing "rogue service" in another time and space——

本人长期替人复仇，有意者面谈！往院里扔砖头100元；砸玻璃200元；车胎上扎钉子300元；踹大门500元；大门上挂花圈1000元；砸狗小的300元，大的面议，藏獒不砸；点柴火推600～800元；揭瓦白天不干、上半夜2000元。下半夜3000元；打小学生1～3年级500元；4～6年级1000元；初中看体型1500～3000元；男的呢18以下1000起价，老头子面议；体重180斤以上打不过，不接单。并兼职临时男朋友一天300元，租5天送2天；包月5折（职业底线卖艺不卖身。我本非随便人，但如果你想随便，那我就随你个便好了）。以上提供，包您满意！定单预付40％。事后付清，小本经营，概不赊欠……有意者请私聊，非诚勿扰！接头暗号：你是猴子请来的救兵吗？

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So, the well-informed "Golden Retriever Ape" didn't dare to have the idea of ​​asking "Little Wave Beast" to be his bodyguard at all.If you can't afford it, you can't afford it.

fortunately.The Qi Ling girls will soon stop entangled in the topic of "Please don't invite 'Little Wave Beast' as a bodyguard", because they have a new and exciting topic that they are more interested in... That is the most fearless and disgusting way to go Concerned about other people's "black girl", she solemnly asked a question: "Everyone thinks that the 'Little Thunder Beast' and the 'Little Splash Beast' belong to different beasts, will it be because they don't know each other because they don't know each other?" , Gradually developed a deep admiration for "Spray Little Beast"? If these two guys have different genders, is it possible to further stage a play of "Poor **. Silk" bitterly in love with the goddess ?!"

The "Golden Retriever Ape" heard the black girl's terrifying prediction.Almost didn't faint.They dared to show even such a bloody plot - they couldn't accept it.

Unexpectedly, not only black girls have that "bad taste", but other girls are not much better.Hearing this, they all seemed very interested, and kept nodding their heads to show their approval.

The black girl's interest became more and more high, and further analysis: "If the little lightning beast is dumped at the other party's feet, then it is that poor ****. Silk. It is the legendary 'spare tire'. And the 'Spray Little Beast', despite its long It must be taller and thicker, but it should be a female, that is, the goddess in the eyes of the poor. In fact, it is not surprising that it is a "goddess", after all, according to the standard of "Bai Fumei", the small wave beast Is it accounted for the item of 'white'?"

The big ape was stunned: Did you really connect "Little Splash" with "Bai Fumei"? !

Ms. Nezha is honest and studious. At this time, she asked the Qi Ling girls very seriously: "Sisters, what is a 'spare tire'?"

Only when someone asks them what they are good at, the girls' desire to "be good at being a teacher" can be greatly satisfied.

The red girl took the time to "blind" Nezha's sister: "...the so-called spare tire is the circle-shaped thing that hangs on the back of the car and may never be used in a lifetime. In most cases, it They will all hang there silently, waiting for a one in a thousand chance that some unlucky wheel brother has an accident, so it will come in handy... And there are some brothers who probably had broken wings in their previous lives. Fetal angels' reincarnation, love the spare tire business of love, what they can do is to show their existence around the target, and - wait silently. Yes, this is the legendary 'spare tire'. You may be useful But you are still a spare tire. Don't paint yourself with a tragic color, smart people know what the fate of the spare tire is?"

The orange girl added the nature of the "spare tire": "Please remember that most spare tires have a spare period of only four years, and after four years they have to be replaced even if they have not been used. And those few spare tires that are lucky enough to be used, Generally, there is only a short-term use opportunity, and the official tire should be replaced in time after use. Yes, the spare tire can never become the official tire. If you think that you are a human being as a spare tire, fate will be worse than these rubber circles Is it better? As long as you are willing to wait, I will definitely have a chance? Stop talking nonsense. My friend, is there any point in hypnotizing yourself? Other people’s lovers are changed one after another, have you considered you?”

Huang. Girl simply analyzed the cause of the tragedy of the "spare tire": "...do you know why the goddess refuses to use your 'spare tire'? Do you really think it's like she said, 'I'm afraid of hurting our relationship' '? Wake up! People say that the IQ of people in love will plummet, but you are not in love, you are just a spare tire, why did your brain stop thinking?! Let me tell you why your 'spare tire' can't become a regular one— —It is because you are waiting! Because there is a fool like you who has been waiting, the goddess feels that she is always safe, and there is always a way out. Thanks to you, the goddess can deal with every task with confidence. Between lovers. Anyway, 'in the worst case, there will be someone behind'!"

The green girl pointedly pointed out cruelly: "However, spare tires, don't think that the 'goddess' will really be reduced to the end and find you to pay the bill! You are the last insurance line, a backup means of protection. In other words, as long as there is no end, The spare tire can only be 'spare' - but this is an endless loop, because there is a 'spare tire' in the 'spare'. So the 'goddess' will never run out of water! So the bottom line is: you never have a chance!"

The green girl has always used the most abundant and detailed "cases" to convince people.I probably felt that what I said before was not specific enough, so I added: "You think you are not as stupid as a 'spare tire'? Then who received her call and left the matter at hand and rushed out? Who is willing? Paying for the big and small bags in her hand? Who is happy to repair her computer so that she can video with her boyfriend? Who is driving her car happily to play around? Who is patting her chest to solve various problems for her? What kind of messy troubles? Who voluntarily stepped aside when her boyfriend came?... Everything you did for her was simply doing your best and shaking the world. Even the boyfriends in idol dramas cannot compare Do better, but you're not even her boyfriend! What's even more tragic is that she has a boyfriend!"

Listening to the discussion of the sisters, the young girl was also aroused to absolutely despise those "spare tires".She was very disdainful and joined the list of ridiculing "spare tires": "Actually, sometimes I am really curious, why are there so many people who are dedicated to helping the 'goddess' fulfill her boyfriend's various obligations? Payback? Is this society already morally noble to this point, or is it that these 'spare tires' are deceiving themselves? When all the signs show that the spare tire is hopeless, he still refuses to believe it!!! Like this? As long as the Goddess gives him a chance, he will run faster than anyone else. The momentum is like a zombie rushing towards a living person, and all obstacles on the road will be shredded by the spare tire, completely ignoring his own fate It was shot in the head."

The blue girl said a few words more objectively: "...Of course, sometimes, the spare tire will taste a little bit of sweetness. Anyway, the spare tire doesn't ask much. Going out with the goddess to relax and get a smile from her, a thank you, You can feel high—but if the spare tire thinks that it has got rid of the fate of the spare tire and is rolling towards the bright end as an official tire, it is purely an illusion."

At this time, the red girl was very serious to the sister Nezha who was a little "stupid", and emphasized again: "Do you understand what a spare tire is now? If the goddess has been unwilling to introduce her family to you Friend, then you are a 'spare tire'. If she tells you 'I wish I met you sooner', then you are a 'spare tire'. If she hangs out with you at either a ktv or a nightclub, then you are a' Spare tire'. If she keeps refusing to disclose her relationship with you. Then you are a 'spare tire'. If she never goes to a roadside stand for dinner with you, then you are a 'spare tire'. If she never lets you see her If you never let you see her QQ chat history, then you are a 'spare tire'. If she tells you how dissatisfied and confused she is with her current boyfriend. Then you are a 'spare tire'. If She said that if she still comes to you at any age, then you are a 'spare tire'. If her QQ space has been encrypted after dating you, then you are a 'spare tire'. If she is always very Busy, I always say that I have endless extra classes and endless entertainment and you feel that there is something wrong, then you are a 'spare tire'. If you want to get close to her, you can't get it, but when you want to give up, she sticks to her again , then you are the 'spare tire'... In fact, I believe that I don't need to continue to list, because the real 'spare tire' is very clear that they are the spare tire, the difference is only in admitting this or not."

Nezha's sister continued to look "demented".

The purple girl talked about her unique views on the "spare tire" in a "compassionate" tone that did not match her personality (the reason for her tone of compassion is because she thought of a "Saint Seiya" The classic spare tire "Casios"): "...spare tires, in the eyes of outsiders, are very humble, but from the inner point of view, they are very noble. They dedicate everything to the goddess regardless of gains and losses, In the end, they may not even be able to change the goddess's eyes. But they have no wishes and no regrets, because as long as their goddess is smiling, that is enough...the "Cassios" in the story of the saints. Just a spare tire should be Some self-cultivation interpretations are incisive and vivid!!! While cherishing him, kind people can't help but give him a thumbs up in their hearts!!! No need to look at anything else, just look at the "Casios" In his blank eyes, you can see how yearning he is for the goddess! But the goddess only has Gao Shuaifu 'Xingya' in her heart - except when Gao Shuaifu ignores her, she can come and spare tire 'Casio' Let's stay together for a while...Really, don't laugh at the shabby place where the spare tire lives in 'Cassios'! He can't afford a house in the city of 'Sanctuary'—it's not because the spare tire is not working hard enough. It’s just that no matter how hard he tries to make money, the current house price is a drop in the bucket. He had to rent such a relatively cheap house far away from the city center. He earns so much money and rarely spends it on himself. I don’t even want to buy a piece of clothing, I just want to save more money for the goddess, because I don’t know when I will accompany the goddess to the hospital to be a human..."

"..."

This one uses the famous "Saint Seiya" as a reference.I really "shocked my friends".

What is the highest state of "speaking without surprising and endlessly dying"?This is a real case...

The free lessons given by Qiling girls to Nezha's sister have always paid attention to "starting and ending", and they don't cut corners.So in the end, the white girl summed up "How can I effectively get rid of the bloody drama of being a spare tire": "... If you really don't want to be that spare tire, there are still ways to think about it. Becoming a spare tire, all of this, It's all because you love her, and all the shackles are put on by you. Goddess doesn't even add barbs to the spare wheel!!! And Goddess didn't in the past. Not now, and won't be in the future Included in the list of real boyfriends who have the potential to develop. Therefore, if you don’t want to be a backup, there is only one way to go - give up all unrealistic fantasies, turn around and leave!"

The black girl with a high evil index couldn't help but uttered a sentence in the end: "Don't think that the one with fluttering long hair must be a goddess! Even if she is a goddess, she doesn't necessarily have to be as poor as she imagined. It’s so beautiful. Haven’t you heard the famous saying——When your hair reaches your waist, you must lift it when you squat down, if you let it float. The smell of the hair tip will definitely show.”

When the other girls heard that famous sentence, they couldn't help laughing outright.Amidst the laughter, the Qi Ling girls all secretly swore in their hearts: In this life, they will never be those "goddesses" who are said to be poor.When your hair reaches your waist, you must tease it while squatting. If you let it float, the smell of your hair will definitely show!Oh, what a disgusting experience this is!Just to avoid this nasty encounter.Also determined not to be a "goddess"! ! !

"..."

Although the big ape and the little Nezha couldn't read the last "voices" of the Jiling girls, they were completely shocked by their shocking remarks before.

His eyes widened and his eyes narrowed, and he couldn't find his voice for a long time.

Of course, Qi Ling girls will not embarrass their honest and studious boy, sister Nezha.But that doesn't mean they won't make things difficult for the golden-haired great ape.

The black girl's face was tense, and she asked the big ape very seriously to express her views on "goddesses, spare tires, and poor women. Silk": "... Big monkey, you always have your own opinions about things." Unique insights. Now you have listened to our sisters' so many "insights", and you must have gained a lot. So, you guys can't hide your clumsiness!!! Big monkey, you must also express yourself point of view, otherwise we would not agree..."

Originally, the "Golden Retriever Ape" really knelt down for his "true insight" towards the girls.It is willing to admit that its level is low. Before their dazzling aura, it really can't think of quality opinions and opinions.

But the girls don't want to let it go easily... so what can I do?All I can do is express my opinion.

Well, generally speaking, the big monkey has seen the "world" a lot.

Just listening to the "Golden Retriever Great Ape" is like a senior politician who has been in the officialdom for most of his life, speaking at a meeting, and very earnestly expressed his views and opinions without substantial content: "...I Come on, since I’m here, I have to say a few words! Just say a few words! If I don’t say a few words, I’m sorry! Since I have to say a few words, I must have to say something~ So I decided to say something A few words. After thinking about what to say, I came here to say a few words! Obviously, I came in to say a few words unintentionally! After a few words, I think I should not say more, I should Just say the most important few words! Although it is only a few words! But, don’t underestimate the few words I said! There are a few very important words, just these few words, what can be changed What? A few words may change everything! Maybe the few words I say can't change anything, but even if the few words I say can't change anything, I still have to say the few words I want to say If I come here without saying the few words I want to say, then first of all, I will be sorry for myself! In fact, if I don’t say these few words, I will waste the few words I said above! In the end, I summed it up! I just said a few words at random..."

"..."

The Qiling girls didn't expect that the "Golden Retriever Ape" still had such a unique skill hidden, and they all looked dumbfounded when they heard it.

Their reactions made the "Golden Retriever Ape" very satisfied.

mock up!If you don't show some real skills, you guys really underestimated me! (to be continued...)