Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 888 The Goofy Girl and the Soul Body with a Weird Taste

Zi Xing, "Frame" and "Spirit of the Brick", couldn't help feeling "tears filled their eyes" at this moment.

Only those who have experienced events like them know that it is really not easy.

For the "spiritual soul" that was born out of nowhere, we can neither use force nor coercive measures, nor can we scold him like a bitch like a "dog blood sprayer", which is the saying "you can't be beaten, you can't be scolded" ...Under the premise of restraining one's hands and feet like being in shackles, it is really too difficult to exert influence on the "soul, body and true spirit".

Especially the "Spirit of the BRIC" who had been defeated before, felt even more deeply about this.

Now, the Qi Ling girls have really succeeded in "touching the depths of the soul" on the "soul body and true spirit". This initial success came too timely for the Zixing camp. It's so important.

Everyone's morale has been greatly improved.

It turns out that the "spirit of the soul" is not a powerful fortress that is difficult to break through in the true sense. Throwing out some messy "topics" like the girls of Qi Ling can deeply stimulate the "spirit of the soul" ah.

No, the "soul body true spirit" who has already developed a deep aversion to the gender of "female" just followed everyone's wishes and swore firmly that he would not choose "female". Is this gender the direction in which you will always "shape" yourself?

The results are huge.

A group of down-to-earth "audiences" are eagerly looking forward to a better performance from the girls with spirits...

Qiling girls are also experts in this aspect, how can they not understand the importance of "strike while the iron is hot"?Besides, all of them belong to a group that loves to show off... So, they don't need to be urged by anyone, and they will go all out + spare no effort to "encircle and suppress" the soul, body, and true spirit.

However, everyone will inevitably feel a little "underestimated" about the "spiritual soul" who is born with a newborn intelligence... Even the girls who are witty spirits always think that the means of influencing it should be "concealed and concealed" , it can be all-encompassing to the "soul-body-true-spirit"...

It turns out. There are not many other "soul body true spirits", but there are also many small thoughts and sincerity.

No, it took the initiative to ask the Qi Ling girls a very difficult question to answer: "Ahem, I can also see that you are all the same kind of 'true spirit' as me!!! You You were born earlier than me, not a year or two, but countless years earlier than me—do you have any psychological superiority towards me as a newborn?”

My gosh.This guy is actually sensitively researching the question of whether the girls of the weapon spirit will look down on it... The infinite potential of female animals. Which male animals would think about those "boring" stuff.)

However, if the girls want to influence this guy, of course they have to take every bit of doubt raised by this guy seriously.The problem we encounter now is that we can't let it have a "diaphragm" for them. (But I can't give some untenable reasons. That guy has a considerable ability to judge...)

Therefore, the Qiling girls told the "soul body true spirit" a story about "local tyrant gold" (the girls felt that the moral in that story was enough to explain the relationship between "old antiques" and "upstarts")— —

The local tyrant saw the beautiful stewardess on the plane and wanted to strike up a conversation, but the stewardess asked the local tyrant to turn off the phone, but the local tyrant took the 5s and said: "This is the latest model of the local tyrant gold." ’ I thought the stewardess would say: ‘Wow, let’s be friends with the local tyrants! 'Unexpectedly, the stewardess took out an iphone3 and said, "This is your uncle." The local tyrant was dumbfounded.The elder brother sitting next to him silently took out the 4s and said softly: 'This is your second uncle. ' And silently took out 5 and said: "And your dad." The back seat took out 5c and said: "And your sister." A child silently took out an apple.He took a bite and said low-key: "And your ancestors."

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The Qi Ling girls gave the "soul body true spirit" a living case like the one above, and finally made a profound comment: "From such a case, we can see a truth: in the domineering and mighty 'local tyrant' In front of Jin', a series of obsolete brand phones, although they can show their qualifications with it, they can't hide the reality that they are about to withdraw from the stage of history. ...'Tuhaojin' can give them the respect they deserve. But they can also completely ignore their existence, this is the power of the domineering and mighty 'Tuhaojin'!!!”

After making analogies for a long time, the Qiling girls finally made their words straightforward and said: "Ah Ling, you should understand what we mean, right? With your intelligence, you should have realized it long ago-no matter how you You were born at the beginning of the year, and this cannot change the fact that you are a domineering and mighty "local tyrant"! And no matter how many years we true spirits have existed, we can't restore the situation that we have gradually "sunset"—this is you The difference from us. From the moment you were born, only we look up to you..."

There was a lot of discussion among the Qiling girls who made nine turns and eighteen turns.I didn't expect to be able to come to such a super "flattering" conclusion in the end.

Including the "Golden Retriever Great Ape", all the audience at the scene were deeply shocked by the skills of the "Golden Retriever" girls.I just feel that this group of girls can be "shameless" to such a terrible state, they are not from the government to become politicians.It is really a great loss for the officialdom, but it is also a great blessing for the officials of the big businessmen. (嘠嘠嘠, those big business officials are probably too happy too early, they don't know that Qi Ling girls have already "reserved" the post of big business prime minister with their elder brother Zi Xing. It's still mentioned That kind of super rude request for nine to be prime ministers. And in the hearts of the Qiling girls, they never thought that brother Zi Xing would refuse their "little request"...)

……

The audience was shocked by the performance of the "Qi Ling Girls". From the perspective of "Soul Body True Spirit", it is not known how much they are satisfied with such an answer from the Qi Ling Girls.

This can be seen from the more and more kind attitude of the "soul body true spirit" towards the girls of the instrument spirit, and some of its true feelings can be seen. The "soul body true spirit" even told the girls of the device spirit very seriously. Originally, after it knew that choosing the gender of "female" was a very stupid behavior, it also looked down on the girls of the device spirit—— I really chose the image of a "little girl" as a permanent "stereotype". (Dizzy, this guy actually looks down on women so quickly...) But what.The Qi Ling girls dared to "tell the truth" to it, and because of their merit, the "Soul Body True Spirit" decided to still treat them as good friends...

In order to complete the tasks entrusted by brother Zi Xing with quality and quantity, Qi Ling girls behaved really fleshy. There is no limit to numbness... No, after hearing that "Soul Body True Spirit" allows them to be its good friends, Qi Ling girls are really fleshy. The spirit girls showed a look of "thank you" at the same time, and said in unison: "You are so understanding and considerate-we just want to ask you the question of 'local tyrants. Let's be friends' Please! Even though we know that you have to receive at least four figures every day for such rude requests, we still want to give it a try. If you don’t give it a try, how can you be reconciled? Such a big local tyrant is in Real life is so close to us... I never expected, I really didn't expect that you would take the initiative to allow us to be your good friends! We are so touched..."

Such a flattering rhetoric was thrown out. "Soul Body True Spirit" was very useful, but Zi Xing and other "children in the audience" were dumbfounded.

What do you mean by "a humble man is invincible"?If you don't understand, please take a look at the performance of the crying girls.They are interpreting, interpreting, and making the most vivid annotations with practical actions.

I have to say the word "service". I have served you...

But the "into the play" of the Qiling girls is really too deep.Once they devote themselves wholeheartedly, the reputation and criticism from the outside world will all belong to "floating clouds" for them.There is no need to worry about it at all...there is only one thing they must consider.That is how to achieve their ultimate goal?

After accepting the "Girls of Artifact Spirit" as its "good friends", the golden local tyrant "Soul Body True Spirit" sincerely consulted them (this is the opportunity that "Brick Spirit" couldn't dream of), The content of the consultation is "From a permanent point of view, what is the best way to shape your own image?"

The "Girls of Artifacts" are all guys who like to show off.After they received personal consultation from the "True Spirit of Soul, Body and Body", they also showed off their relevant knowledge in a very natural and "sexy way" - to the ears of the "Golden Retriever Great Ape", those were all nonsense.

For example, the orange girl who is the most knowledgeable and loves "research" shows off a little trick of "seeing the preferences of various people from small details" - input kb.Players who play "Crazy Leopard" are cross-robbers, those who play "textbook" are elementary school students, those who play "horror" are Xiaoqing, those who play "Kobe" are basketball fans, those who play "Kitby" are lol players, and those who play "bundle. It's the little prince of AV, and it's the goddess who played "step aside".The one who typed "quick broadcast" is Lu.Guan Nan, the one who typed "Bitter. Forced" is **. Silk, the one who typed "Blank" is a fanciful literary show, and the one who typed "Deduction. Forced" is a wretched man.Those who type "口.爆" are homosexuals, those who type "Look" are normal people, and those who type "No" are literary youths...

Not to mention, after showing off like this "experts will know if they are there" like this, the "soul body true spirit" feels that they are more reliable.It really admires their knowledge and their thorough research on the psychology of all kinds of people... "Soul Body True Spirit" is more looking forward to, or more confident that the girls can provide it with useful advice...

The "Brick Spirit" was too impatient.It very much wanted to see the final result of the Qi Ling girls' influence on the "soul body true spirit", so it kept staring aside... It also complained in its heart that the Qi Ling girls were too careless in handling things.This kind of calmness is really anxious to death!

As for the two most important audience members, Azusa and "Frame", they did not appear as impatient as "Spirit of the BRIC".

Both "Frame" and Zi Xing are good at rational analysis.That is to say, seeing the "soul body true spirit" humbly and earnestly ask the girls of the instrument spirit "which ultimate form to choose", it proves that the guy has not yet made a final decision on what kind of "stereotyped" image to choose ——This is great news for Zi Xing and "Frame".

It's not yet confirmed, but there is a very favorable basis for exerting influence on the "soul body true spirit"-even if this guy has made up his mind, he still has to bite the bullet and do everything possible to persuade this guy to "change his mind." idea" (but then the hope of success will be greatly reduced, and the hope of realizing the wish will be very slim).Now that they have a higher starting point, Zi Xing and "Frame", the two super pragmatic factions, are naturally very contented, and their fighting spirit is getting stronger.

Azusa and "Frame" have the same idea.But they all remained silent, silently watching the changes in the situation on the scene.

Of course, it is impossible for the two of them to pay attention to the "Brick Spirit" under such circumstances. What is the idea?It is even more impossible to comfort it because of its worries. The "Brick Spirit" could only scratch his head and worry.

In the heart of the "Brick Spirit" at this moment, I seriously feel that these girls are a little "missing the point", or that there is a clear gap between what they are concerned about and the requirements of the public.For example, it's like a power outage while you're eating noodles in the cafeteria.The boyfriend asked, "Are you scared?" The girlfriend nodded and said yes.too dark.He immediately comforted his girlfriend: "Don't be afraid, I'm not next to you." His girlfriend held her washbasin tightly and said, "I'm afraid because you're next to me, I'm afraid that you will steal from my bowl while I can't see you." Face..." - "Spirit of the Brick" felt that the group of spirit girls were like the top-notch girls in the joke.It's super speechless!

Fortunately, the "Brick Spirit" also knows how to measure.At least it didn't feel that the "Qi Ling girls" were too passive and sabotage because of being anxious.Without embarrassment or embarrassment, he ran forward to "play guiding chess" for the girls regardless of the overall situation.

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In other words, the chatting between the Qi Ling girls and the "soul body true spirit" really became more and more speculative.

The girls of Qi Ling will not really forget the huge historical mission they shouldered as the "Brick Spirit" thinks... Anyway, after becoming friends with "Soul Body True Spirit" in a short period of time, they start to talk about everything. "Come back to business", that is, according to Brother Zixing's request, analyze the "images" of various weak animals one by one, and sell the shapes of those weak animals to the "soul body true spirit" one by one.

have to say.The efforts of the Qi Ling girls to flatter and flatter them were not in vain at all.

If it is replaced by another one (for example, "Brick Spirit"), from the very beginning, he suggested to the "Soul Body True Spirit" that the ultimate shape should be changed into a super weak animal. The stubborn guy will definitely think that the guy who made the suggestion is looking down on it.

If it wasn't for looking down on it, if it wasn't for intentionally humiliating it, how could you make such a "brainless" suggestion?Nothing is suggested.It actually specifically suggested that it choose the shape of some weak animals... Are you sick?

If the above-mentioned misunderstanding really happened (replaced with other "lobbyists", the probability of occurrence would definitely not be low), the "soul body true spirit" would definitely be furious.

Faced with such humiliation, what else is there to say?If you have a better temper, just call the person who made the suggestion a "dog blood sprinkler". If you have a bad temper, maybe the "spirit of soul and body" will take the initiative to attack (of course, use its unique secret skills).Beating up the person who made the suggestion—otherwise, it would not be enough to vent his anger.

Therefore, the previous "operation" of Qi Ling girls was very successful.At least the "spiritual spirits" have never doubted their motives from the beginning to the end, and always think in good faith of all the "unreliable suggestions" they put forward.It all came from their kindness, and they were all thinking about it with good intentions.

Therefore, when the Qi Ling girl made suggestions and went all out to lobby for various "weak and stereotyped plans", it was rare for the "soul body true spirit" to show no impatience.

This is very, very rare.

The Qiling girls also seemed to have clearly judged that the situation was still quite favorable to them, so they put in a hundred times more effort and patience.They were not discouraged because they did not achieve the expected huge results for a while.

Suddenly, the "True Spirit of Soul Body" also spoke.This guy also put forward his idea to the Qi Ling girls with a very sincere attitude: "I think, it seems that the best growth environment for our true spirits is the 'chaotic state' at the beginning of the division of heaven and earth—you guys Do you think I should freeze the ultimate form into 'chaos'?"

Such a question made the quick-response Qi Ling girls stunned for a long time.

The "soul body true spirit" seems to be a little worried that the Qiling girls don't understand what kind of form the "chaos state" is?So he continued to describe: "The so-called chaotic state is probably a state that is more irregular than the image you see on the 'crystal screen' now... Do you think this state is good?"

The Qi Ling girls looked at each other, speechless for a while.

It is n times more chaotic than that irregular ugly monster. Isn't that a completely burnt paste?What image is there?Moreover, Brother Zixing and the others hope that the "soul, body and true spirit" will be shaped into "a weak animal", which is also for the purpose of facilitating communication and influencing its "character and temper".It turned into a messy "black mess", what is that?

The Qi Ling girls thought about this level, and felt that they couldn't let the spirit, the soul, and the true spirit "go on around".

The black girl disdainfully said to the "spiritual spirit": "We have seen too many chaotic states, and I really don't think the ultimate shape of the chaotic state is as good as it is—who would appreciate a 'falang'?" Is it like a dark state of chaos?"

"Chaotic" as dark as "Fat Lang"?

For such a statement, the "soul body true spirit" obviously couldn't understand it.So it humbly asks the spirit girl: what kind of stuff is Falang?

Red girl: "For hair salons that are unruly, harmful to social morality, and poisonous to the people, I just want to say four words: Where is the address?!"

Orange girl: "Sister Chi, please be careful with your words and deeds. Here, sister, I warn you: Please take me with you when you find out the address!"

Huang. Girl: "Sister Chi and Sister Cheng are too shameless! How can this kind of thing be discussed publicly? By the way: I have a car..."

Green girl: "Shameless! Scum! You are so shameless! There are exactly 4 people in the car including me."

Young girl: "Look at you four shameless people, are you forming a group? I can only sigh: there should be space in the car, right?"

Blue girl: "You people are really shameless! You actually did such a nasty thing that hurt the country! Hey, the country's sorrow! I can only ask weakly: Is sister Huang driving a commercial car? ? Can one more person sit?"

Purple girl: "Sisters, what a bunch of shameless people. I can only sigh: That car should be a truck, right?"

Black girl: "This group of shameless people. I can only sigh, can I lie on the roof of the car?"

Black girl: "This group of shameless people. I can only sigh, and the trunk can also..."

The big ape couldn't help but join in the fun and said, "You beasts, can you follow suit in this matter? I can only sigh: Master taxi driver, please hurry up and keep up with the car in front!"

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