Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 933 The Awakened Girl Is Scary

The Qiling girls themselves are also distressed by being trapped in the "emotional field".They clearly felt that their "fighting spirit" was rapidly fading.They are full of vigilance and uneasiness for such a field that they have never encountered before.

At this time, the "Brick Spirit", who also encountered troubles in the emotional field, unexpectedly came up with such a weird way to deal with it-in fact, the Qi Ling girls were not optimistic at first.But since they are old friends who have a deep friendship with the "Brick Spirit", they didn't have any other nonsense, and they honestly served as a "serial partner" for the "Brick Spirit" to test its strength. Does the program work?

Ah Ling, sisters can only help you so far...

Unexpectedly, the trick that I was not optimistic about at first turned out to be against the sky.The Qi Ling girls were "sparing partners" to the end and witnessed the "miracle" performed on the "Brick Spirit". They were all dumbfounded, showing an incredible look of shock.

Nima!Actually, he was actually "fooled" by the "Brick Spirit"?Under the pressure of manic emotions, this guy turned on super-level intelligence + exploded?This is really an unexpected effect that I never dared to predict optimistically! ! !With such a result, all the Qiling girls were extremely excited.

The tricks adopted by the "Brick Spirit" are actually the tricks they are best at.In other words, since they can produce good effects on the "Brick Spirit" moves, and they are so good at it-why not actively use them? !嘠嘠嘠, not only to adopt!It is also necessary to desperately "clone" such a successful experience without limit!As long as they can get rid of that damn "fighting spirit" emotion, the Qiling girls will go all out to work hard.No matter how difficult or difficult it is, they have to bite the bullet, they don't want to be disarmed by the "Blood Blade Qin" in such a useless situation! ! !Besides, to resist the invasion of "negative emotions", they can still adopt their best tricks. This is simply a "solution measure" specially designed to treat girls with spirit spirits... The girls with spirit spirits can't think of any reason to refuse try? !

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From the perspective of "Brick Spirit".I can't help but feel that those girls are a little weird.

This time it showed its "magnificence" and instantly raised its "IQ" to the highest level in history!In such a situation, no matter how many tricky questions the girls ask, it can answer them one by one without any embarrassment.Such a super-level performance has greatly swept away the face of the girls.Even if they are not so bitter for the sake of "old friendship", it is impossible for them to be happy for it from the bottom of their hearts?

But now the facts are weird, the group of spirit girls are all full of joy and elation.

But that's exactly what girls do.

It was so eccentric.Anything abnormal is a demon. The "Brick Spirit" was full of doubts in his heart, and he didn't spend as much thought as he did in the beginning to answer the tricky question of the Qi Ling girl.But this guy's IQ really exploded (it can also be regarded as a character explosion).Even under the "absent-minded" situation, he still easily dealt with the girls' weird problems one after another.In such a situation, in retrospect, the "Spirit of the BRIC" itself is a little inconceivable.

Hmm, the minds of the Qi Ling girls have begun to turn to another direction.Their questions about the "Brick Spirit" are becoming more and more "absurd" + "bizarre".In short, their questions no longer have any "logic guidance" thinking.

But the more "chaotic" they are, the harder it is to answer their questions.For example, the red girl asked with a serious face: "Can you use the most beautiful language. Can you tell a sad and beautiful abnormal love?" What kind of beautiful way is there?Isn't this deliberately embarrassing the "Brick Spirit"?But the "Brick Spirit" still "casually" gave an answer that made even the Qiling girl "prickly".

"Brick Spirit" confides in an affectionate tone that makes "goosebumps" fall all over the ground, to the girls of Qi Ling: "... I miss you coming over and pretending to kiss me and being kicked away by me, Touch my head and be spanked by me, show cuteness to me and then be laughed at by me. The fact is that when you come over with your mouth shut. I want to press you on the table and kiss wantonly, enjoy your gentle and doting head touching and wash your hair every day , looking at your cute and handsome appearance, I want to rub you into my body. It's a pity that you like girls, and I'm your strongest brother..."

The Qi Ling girls were all shocked when they heard it.All of them stared at the "Brick Spirit" with weird eyes—what a huge amount of information!This guy can actually convey such a wealth of information in such a concise language!It really stunned the girls.It's hard to think about the "Brick Spirit" guy with admiration.

The "Brick Spirit" still looks "light and clear".

But I said it before.The Qiling girls have already turned their minds to start planning how to use various "high IQ questions" to activate their thinking and prevent "negative emotions" from continuing to affect themselves-thus, their surprises are surprises.Will continue to throw some bizarre questions to the "Brick Spirit".Those questions don't need to go through the brain, and the girls of Qiling throw them without difficulty at all.

The orange girl asked the "Brick Spirit" to show the "unbelievable" "boy-pick-up god skills"-it must be the god-pick-up skills that even they can't "prick".

There is also "Brick Spirit".And it still blurted out casually, as if the answer was hidden in its heart: "... When she was out shopping in the afternoon, she was suddenly put on the shoulders of a strange man, and asked this and that in a very affectionate tone... so angry that she Throwing him away: "Who are you? What's wrong with you?" The man looked at her in surprise for a while, then suddenly slapped his head: "Yes, I'm sorry... I forgot that it's 2013... We're not lovers yet... Sorry , please forget about this matter', he turned and left after speaking. Hmph, after reading a lot of second-rate articles, it is probably not difficult to understand the mystery of this move?"

Such an "answer sheet" made the Qi Ling girls unable to veto it.

The green girl also came to ask the "Brick Spirit" an extremely embarrassing question.She asked the "Brick Spirit" to use only one answer, making all the conversations "futile" and completely useless.

The "Brick Spirit" is still so brave.It quickly said: "..."

Just now, I explored the answer that all the dialogue was useless.Let me give you an example—"Why are you so fat?" "You won't marry me" "Why are you so lazy" "You won't marry me" "You're sick" "You won't marry me" "Why are you late again" 'You won't marry me'... See?Is this omnipotent answer powerful enough? !

"..."

Seeing the shocked and inexplicable expressions of the Qiling girls, the "Brick Spirit" was very sympathetic, and gave them an additional case-in fact, it was not just "talking", but even in action. .It is also possible to complete the act of pursuing a male god with only one "action".

"How can I tell if he likes me?" "Kiss him." "If he doesn't like me, he pushes me away and slaps me, and breaks the relationship from now on?" "Stupid! So what? You kissed him anyway. "

"..."

The young girl couldn't believe that the guy in front of her had really reached the highest level of "unstoppable".You know, some time ago, the IQ of the "Brick Spirit" was several blocks away from them.Now actually...

There is a gap in the young girl's heart, and of course it is easy to breed "unconvinced".The young girl then made an almost "unreasonable" request, asking the "Brick Spirit" to praise people to the point of "disgusting".

Oh, you actually want to "praise someone" so that the other party feels "disgusted"?This may be difficult for other people, but for the "Brick Spirit" who seems to have divine help now, it is simply "a piece of cake". How can it be difficult?

The "Brick Spirit" opened his mouth and began to praise the girls: "...After seeing all kinds of girls, I think you are the best. What's the best way? You can enter the social circle of the upper class - high-end atmosphere Upscale, low-key luxury with connotations, unrestrained foreign style with depth, simple and fashionable international style... At the same time, you can also mingle with ordinary people--low-end vulgarity and morality, no limit to earthy hypocrisy, pretending to be green tea bitch , a man who is fierce on the outside and soft on the inside... Even you can get the 'like' from the middle and rational people - cute and pouty scissorhands, it doesn't matter if you are melancholy and deep. You are handsome, glamorous, noble and down-to-earth, fashionable and beautiful. Fresh, cute and non-mainstream in the countryside. The aristocratic dynasty kills Matt!!!..."

"..."

Really don't say it!After being praised by the "Brick Spirit", the girls of Qi Ling really showed disgusting expressions on their faces.It's almost no "big vomit".It was hard enough to endure.

It needs to be "disinfected" quickly.The blue girl quickly asked the "Spirit of the Golden Brick": "Take a taxi to Di'anmen, sit in the passenger seat, and meet a stingy driver. Tell me it's hot. Turn on the air conditioner. The driver brother opens the window to the maximum , say blowing the night breeze... Do you have any good tricks to make the stingy driver can't help but be generous?"

The "Brick Spirit" calmly replied: "...that's easy. After being rejected by the driver, he had to look in the rear mirror. To himself in the mirror, he sighed and said: 'You are so handsome, so good Face, oh, my eyes are blinding me, where did you cut your hair? You are so handsome, you spent a lot of money, and it floats up...' After saying this disgusting narcissism a hundred times, the driver brother shut down silently. window, cut off his line of sight, and turned on the air conditioner."

Qiling girls really have the spirit of "repeated defeat and repeated battles".

The black girl continued to challenge the "Brick Spirit" by asking questions.She asked the image of the "Brick Spirit" to describe a person, so that the audience "polarized"-some audiences thought the people you described were "handsome", but some audiences thought they were "too two". "(That is, the legendary "secondary illness patient".)!

Hmm, it can be seen that the girl who is clever is also constantly increasing the degree of difficulty of the "examination questions".If it were any other guy, how could he persist in this kind of intensive torture like a "storm"?But the "Spirit of the BRIC" is worthy of being a proven warrior, and he gave an answer without embarrassment, and the "calm" attitude made the girls envious.

The "Brick Spirit" said to them very seriously: "... Do you evaluate polarized people? Not only can I describe it in one sentence, but I can describe more than one... 嘠嘠嘠, I will describe eight to you first. Listen to the light: 1. I was hit by bone slag or sand when I was eating, frowned, and said coldly, "Rough earth food!" 2. After the bell rang, I made a deep voice, "Who is calling me again?"3 .I was hit by someone, left without apologizing, and said 'stupid human being!' in disdain When I was there, I bowed my head and said maliciously, "Heh, did you think I would let you out?" 4. After being charged by static electricity, he said noblely and coldly, "Cut, enchantment." 5 .After falling down, he let out a disdainful 'chick' and said, "This body is still not used to it, I'm so troublesome!" 6. I had acne, covered my face, and said, "Oh! Did you start to bite back so soon?'..."

"..." Faced with such a "image" description.Who can deny that the "brain-dead" little girl won't exclaim "so handsome"?Who can deny that normal people who have never had their heads caught by a door panel will not consider them to be "secondary illness patients"?

No matter what kind of position you stand on, you have to admire the performance of the "Brick Spirit".

This guy seems to have withdrawn his "IQ" for the rest of his life in advance, and used it for today's day... Otherwise, it is really hard to explain the explosion of this guy's IQ! ! !It has reached such a terrifying "realm"!Qi Ling girls are really "amazing" - not bad!What they had for the "Spirit of the Bricks" was a feeling of "amazing".

They themselves are in the "imagination of a powerful and unconstrained style".With absolute authority and absolute right to speak, now, they are actually very objective in giving such a "high evaluation" to the "Brick Spirit", and they all feel "amazing".This also reflects the excellent performance of "Brick Spirit" from one aspect.It is really "different people" before and after.

In the next time, the Qi Ling girls have no hope of being able to "beat" Niu Cha's "Brick Spirit".But as if they were doing "mechanical movements", they continued to ask questions to it, even though they knew that those "difficulties" were nothing to the BRIC Spirit.

The white girl asked: "If a classmate suddenly faints during military training, what measures should be taken immediately?"

"Brick Spirit" said: "Slap me first to see if it's fake!"

The red girl asked: "How can I send a text message to my friends and make them all stupid?"

"Brick Spirit" replied: "Wait until you are unhappy. You can send a text message like this 'hi I just got a new mobile phone, and the number in it is gone, can you send me your number once? '...Then the friends who received your text messages are all stupid!!! Because they would never have dreamed of making such a stupid friend like you: Nima's friend's phone number is gone, why? Can you still receive text messages from you fucking guy asking for a number?"

Orange girl: "Don't blackmail their idols, okay?! You can do it!"

"Brick Spirit" said: "Of course I can do it, but they just lie down and let me do it!" (The girls of Qi Ling all admitted: those are the most perfect answers they have seen!)

Girl Huang asked: "I saw on the Internet, 'A bus is very crowded. A handsome guy wants to get off, but the zipper of the backpack is entangled with a girl's hollow lace coat, and I can't untie it. Uncle driver Been urging again. Do you have any clever solutions?'”

"Brick Spirit" said: "It's simple - just let that handsome guy take the girl out of the car. Everyone will appreciate that he is a witty boy!!!"

The green girl asks how to make a little kid bully another kid "rightly"?

Such a "problem" is of course a small ks for the "Spirit of the BRIC".It answered easily: "It's also easy. For example, it was two small children quarreling. A said to B: "Do you believe it or not? I will hit your father?" B said: "No." Then A decisively whipped himself Two mouths, turned and left. Leaving B alone in the wind..."

Hearing such a "deceitful skill", the Qi Ling girls also became "messy in the wind" one by one! (Who is your sister abusing?)

……

The young girl assumed a situation, that is, after the breakup, the woman remembered her former boyfriend and wanted to "get back together" with him, so she wrote him an affectionate letter——

"When the train entered this strange city, it was a neon sign that I had never seen before. When I opened the letter you sent me when I was parting, I suddenly felt extremely missing. In a city that never sees snow in winter, I hear Some people are cheering and some are crying. I am used to traveling through the dark night full of temptation, but I can't forget your face. Has anyone ever told you that I love you? Has anyone ever cried in your diary? Has anyone ever told you that I love you? Do you care? Do you care about the distance of this city..."

The young girl asked: "What kind of reply should my ex-boyfriend ask for a 'Hush and ask for warmth', but this greeting will not only not make the woman happy, but will make her depressed?"

"Brick Spirit" quickly gave an example: "... Missing you, I don't know how you have been after breaking up for so long. Is there anyone who loves you like me. You are always young and need someone to take care of you. Even when crossing the road, you will forget to look at the traffic lights. You must be led by others to be safe. In fact, there is nothing important, I just want to tell you that I have passed the driver's license test, and be careful when going out..."

"..."

In short, this time the "Spirit of the BRIC" showed an absolutely amazing "IQ".This situation has greatly encouraged the Qi Ling girls.Indeed, they have made up their minds with the "Spirit of the BRIC" as a case and benchmark.The "IQ" they will show next is definitely not lower than the "Brick Spirit".

It can be said that, stimulated by the excellent performance of the "Brick Spirit", all the Qiling girls have also "awakened".The awakened girls are very, very scary... (to be continued...)

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