Rebirth of King Zhou

In fact, the Qi Ling girls reluctantly forced the "Brick Spirit" to find a way to "break through" and enter the body of Zixing imprisoned by the "Shenbing Seal". It was a bit embarrassing for the "Brick Spirit".They are a large group, and all of them have divergent thinking. They can't think of a countermeasure. How can we expect the "Brick Spirit" to come up with any wonderful ideas?

The Qi Ling girls are completely hopeless, they are forced to a "desperate situation", and have to seek foreign aid.Knowing that the "Brick Spirit" is unreliable, he couldn't help but make things difficult for him.Otherwise, where is it called "sharing joys and sorrows"?

Even if they relentlessly deal with the "Brick Spirit", the effect they can receive is very limited.With such terrifying little heads, it is difficult for them to think of an effective way to open up a channel. Can the "Brick Spirit" come up with any good tricks if their character explodes?Besides, it seems that this is not just a plan.In the face of absolute power, sometimes countless strategies will become fantasy... What's worse, even if it is "fantasy", the "Brick Spirit" and the Qiling girls still can't even come up with a strategy.Even the "fantasy" is not strong enough... What should I do if it is swollen?The spirit girl can only continue to put pressure on the "Brick Spirit" as if to vent her emotions, as if squeezing some surplus value from it.

The "spirit of the BRIC" has become the one who has been squeezed to the point that "there is no place to redress the grievance". It is really painful! ! !

The "Brick Spirit" had endured those girls with spirits in his heart for a long time, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore.No matter how well-bred and tempered it is, I can't tolerate these guys' "spiritual delay" over and over again.What are those things called?Even if it can't think of a good move.Aren't they also unable to think of a good move?Since they are all the same and can't figure it out, why just push the responsibility on it?I also rush to criticize them for the feeling that they are more addictive.Do you really think of it as the weakest to be bullied, the softest to be pinched?

The "Brick Spirit" broke out.

However, in view of the special relationship between the Qi Ling girls and Zi Xing, the "Brick Spirit" still expects that Zi Xing will receive n benefits from him after he "has become a saint".It is really unwise to have a confrontation with this kind of spiritual girls. (Even if the chances are very low, the Qi Ling girls have to be on guard, beware of the Qi Ling girls using their influence on Zi Xing to show off their courtier demeanor. Then it will be deprived of its great benefits, and it will be really difficult to find There is no place for reasoning!)

How can the worried "Brick Spirit" break out?This guy simply kept silent on the surface, but he was going through various methods in his heart.Try hard to reprimand the Qiling girls.Notice! "The Spirit of the BRIC" has never liked long-winded stuff.Therefore, it criticizes the badness of the group of talented girls by fabricating a series of creative jokes-it is a speechless extreme badness.

In order to tell the superb and weirdness of this group of girls with spirits, "Brick Spirit" imagined a series of vivid cases.Although these cases were fabricated by it, they very vividly portray the weird and unreasonable image of the "Brick Spirit" in the mind of the "Brick Spirit".

Case 1: I just left the gate of the community in the morning.A little girl of five or six years old.He hugged the thigh of the "Brick Spirit" and cried, "Uncle."you married me! ! ! The "Brick Spirit" was in a mess when suddenly he heard a voice behind him saying: Even if you are married, you still have to go to school for me today! ! ! !

Case 2: Take a flight one day.Sitting next to her was a six or seven-year-old girl, and beside her was her father.The father and daughter talked and laughed.At this time, the stewardess came to deliver drinks, and my father's eyes were immediately caught by the beauty of the stewardess.Seeing this, the little girl said loudly to the stewardess: "Auntie, my dad asked me to tell you that you look so ugly, it scares him."The flight attendant looked at the father angrily with a surprised expression. The father was very embarrassed, blushing like a monkey's butt, and the little girl murmured to her father, "No wonder my mother is worried. You will never change your mind wherever you go. It is said that the daughter is the lover of the father in the previous life——I was so blind in the previous life, how could I ask you to be my lover?"

Case 3: The girl quarreled with her boyfriend, she slammed the door and ran out angrily.The boy hurriedly followed, and the girl just ran out when she met a big truck. She was nervous for a moment and closed her eyes.The boy stepped forward to hug her without hesitation, and pushed her away!The old man who was driving poked his head out: "Hey! I'm backing up, okay? If I die, I have to go to the highway!" The two old mothers who passed by shook their heads helplessly: "Nowadays, children watch too many idol dramas!"

Case 4: Several female classmates were late.The head teacher (male) said with a straight face: "Go, go down and run five laps." Several girls were embarrassed: "Just now the chemistry teacher (female) came to see us." The head teacher ignored him and continued: "Go down and run five laps." Girls: "It's really the chemistry teacher looking for. If you don't believe me, call and ask." Class teacher: "What's the matter?" Girls: "Oh, men don't ask about things between women."

Case 5: A little girl was burning paper by the side of the road. From time to time, she secretly threw a few test papers into the fire and muttered to herself while burning: "Grandpa, you are getting old, so do more questions over there." , it’s good for the brain, and it can also develop intelligence. If you can’t do it, you can take my class teacher away and let her teach you.”

Case 6: "Brick Spirit" imagines that it has a daughter, and once the daughter angered it, it scolded it severely.She went to her father to sue the "Brick Spirit" for bullying her.It happened that her father was going to the bathroom at that time, but he couldn't find her father everywhere, and asked the "Brick Spirit" and the Golden Brick Spirit ignored her.Finally, the child said loudly: "Where did your husband go? I guess he doesn't want you anymore. He went to the supermarket to buy a wife!"

Case 7: A loli and her father eat a bowl of noodles together.Her father fed her first, and then went to buy milk tea at her request.I saw this little loli was angry that she didn't have the stomach to eat milk tea.So he picked up a spoon and put chili peppers in the noodles one by one, muttering incessantly: "Let you feed, I will let you feed, if you can't eat any more, still feed, you will be so hot...you will be so hot..."

Case 8: The "Brick Spirit" saw a frizzy loli, about three years old, running towards the gate of the community with her schoolbag on her back, seemingly going to take the school bus.He ran ahead and suddenly fell down. Just as the "Brick Spirit" was about to run to help her, she got up by herself and said angrily, "Why didn't you fall to your death? You don't have to go to kindergarten!"

Case 9: A little girl, four years old, very skinny, was playing on the bed by herself one day, while her father was watching TV by the bed, suddenly she accidentally fell off the bed, got up quickly by herself, and went to her father.She slapped her father decisively.Say "What do you think of the child?!"

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Through constant YY, "Brick Spirit" has outlined in his heart the image of a group of unreasonable and unreasonable girls with spirits.Because of these unreasonable guys, the ability of the "Brick Spirit" to fabricate stories has also made great progress.One story after another it fabricated in its heart.It really vividly described the image of the Qiling girls in their minds.Unfortunately.It is impossible to make these super-level performance stories of myself public.Unavoidably, there is a feeling of "the bright pearl casts the dark".

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The "Brick Spirit" still underestimated the ability of the group of girls who were equipped with spirits.It doesn't know that the Qiling girls actually have a lot of abilities that it didn't realize at the beginning.For example, "The Art of Mind Reading".This seemingly simple ability of "mind reading" seems to be one of the "supernatural abilities" in the ordinary human world.There it is.It seems to be some "big street goods" stuff - but this kind of understanding is too superficial.To be honest, the key depends on whether it can be effective.

In other words, the "mind-reading" abilities that appear in the ordinary human world can at most read the minds of mortals.Wanting to use such a "mind-reading" ability on a cultivator seems to be a luxury.Cultivators have n ways to "counter" it.So, ordinary humans occasionally have the "mind-reading" ability, and the scope of use is limited to ordinary humans... However, the "mind-reading technique" of a cultivator is truly a profound spell.If you have half a bucket of water in your cultivation, you can only use this kind of magic to read the minds of ordinary practitioners.As the cultivation base becomes more and more profound, the objects that can "read" the mind will become more and more, more and more...

What the Qi Ling girls know is such a spell that can be continuously refined.And now they are using this spell, they will definitely not be able to read the thoughts of the saint.But if you want to understand the mind of a mere "golden brick spirit", isn't that within your grasp? !

However, if given a choice, the Qi Ling girl would rather not "read" the mind of the "Brick Spirit".Ahhh~ I really shouldn't have seen those contents, I really should have ruined their good interest! ! !This "Brick Spirit" also looks quite "sanctified" on the surface, but this time they also saw through the "duplicity" side of this guy.They did one thing in front of their faces and another behind their backs, and even made up lies behind their backs to destroy their positive image.This kind of villain's behavior doesn't seem to come from the "golden brick spirit" they know.

Qiling girls can't hide their words.The red girl didn't get angry, and took the lead in attacking the "Spirit of the BRIC", and criticized it righteously: "You bastard!!! It's useless for you to come from the one that represents 'light and hope' 'What about the 'Sun Brick'? Based on your quality, how can you be the spirit of the 'Sun Brick'? It's such a failure. It's the most duplicitous performance. I can't see it..."

The "Spirit of the Gold Brick" encountered the furious reprimand from the girls of the Qi Ling at the beginning, and was a little confused.After finally understanding it, I figured out some clues—the emotions that were originally a little bit unfair were "suppressed" in an instant.It is a bit "guilty".Qiling girls use such a reason to criticize it, and they can stand on the moral high ground.

The guilty conscience of the "Brick Spirit" made the Qiling girls even more angry.Before, they were not fully sure about their "mind-reading skills" that they seldom used (especially the "non-human" non-mainstream "Brick Spirits"), but "Brick Spirits" "The expression of extremely guilty conscience is simply a straightforward "not calling yourself".There is not even a little doubt at all.That guy took them as "prototypes" and arranged a lot of "rumors" about them without any morals or limits.How can the "spiritual girl" tolerate such a guy who makes a lot of trouble out of nothing and enjoys "spreading rumors"?

As if they were fighting a "wheel battle", one after another, they "bombarded" the "Brick Spirit" in turn.Previously, the "Brick Spirit" could not give them the clever tricks they needed.Already deeply despised by girls.But that feeling is nothing more than a major flaw in "ability"; now, this hateful "golden brick spirit" actually takes pleasure in making rumors about them-this is enough to rise to a major flaw in "morality" defective.An immoral and incompetent guy, using the original words of the girls: "...he simply doesn't deserve to live in this world!!!"

Faced with such absolute and domineering remarks by the Qi Ling girl, the "Brick Spirit" did not have enough confidence to refute, so he could only silently endure and endure...

Its "showing weakness" further fueled the flames of the Qiling girls.They are full of anger and have nowhere to vent it.One by one, as if they had eaten gunpowder, they criticized the "Spirit of the BRIC" by citing scriptures.How "heinous" it is to say it is heinous.In short, it is right for the Qiling girls to castigate it, but it would be a huge mistake not to castigate it... They use such a subjective and domineering theory to constantly criticize the "Brick Spirit".subject it to mental torment.

Qi Ling girl is so narrow-minded.Each of them is also quite particular about "using the way of the person, and controlling the body of the person".They are really upset.Therefore, they are not afraid to fabricate some vivid cases to express their emotions.

For example, facing the "Brick Spirit" repeatedly appealing for "reconciliation", the green girl told it such a "fable" meaningfully.This is used to prove that the girls who are witty and clever have always been "distinguished between love and hate" (in fact, they have a strong sense of revenge).Refused to reconcile: "...a certain man met a beautiful woman in the wine, and after hesitating for a long time, he asked in a low voice, 'Can I talk to you?' The woman actually shouted, 'No, I won't sleep with you!' Staring at the two of them. The man was very embarrassed. After a while, the woman came over and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I'm a psychology student. I just tested people's reactions in embarrassing situations." At this time, it's the turn The man shouted in retaliation: 'What? Two hundred? It's too expensive!'”

The young girl is responsible for "exposing" the bad history of the BRIC Spirit: "It is said that two 'netizens' have been in love online for a long time, and they have never known each other's appearance. Then one day they met in a video. But after seeing it, I was shocked. Jump, it turns out that the two are in the same dormitory. It can be called the most embarrassing online dating in history. One of these two strange things is the 'Brick Spirit', a top-notch coquette..."

The blue girl started from the point of pointing out the hypocrisy of the "Brick Spirit", proving that this guy is not worth relying on.The "argument" is of course a story fabricated by the girl: "A lazy cat crazily pursued a mouse, and finally got married. After marriage, the cat protected the mouse in every possible way, and the mouse quickly became fat. The mouse was very moved: 'Dear , why are you so nice to me? The cat laughed and said: 'You'll know when you get fatter...'"

The purple girl is very, very uncomfortable with the life style of the "Brick Spirit".She decided that the "Brick Spirit" was just too lazy, so he couldn't get things done.If you can be a little bit more diligent, why have you achieved nothing so far?The purple girl then "sternly" warned it: "Ah Ling, when I was a child, the teacher told me: there is a hard-working villain and a lazy villain in the human body, and when you hesitate, they will fight. Elementary school Sometimes the industrious guy beat the lazy guy to the brim. In junior high school they were tied, and in high school the lazy guy often won. But when you get to college, you will suddenly find that they don’t fight anymore. It turns out that the hardworking guy People were killed..."

The wise orange girl, on the other hand, is very serious about "rectifying" the names of the Qiling girls and the group of sisters.What she wants to emphasize is that they don't care how the world sees their behavior.The sisters have reached the great state of life of "don't care about the reputation of the world".Because the concept of the world is always difficult to insist on consistency.Even ideas that are consistent at first will change in some way over time.For example, in the past it was called lover, now it is called Xiaomi; in the past it was called undershirt, now it is called t; Thin body; in the past it was thin, but now it is skinny; in the past it was happy, but now it is cool;

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Such "spiritual attacks" really made that poor "Brick Spirit" dizzy.This is really a kind of "fatigue bombing". The "Brick Spirit" was exhausted by their "bombing".

On the other hand, the spirit girls recovered quickly because of this.They have long since lost their initial dispirited appearance. They are all high-spirited, full of combat effectiveness, and extremely full of energy.

The Qi Ling girls have achieved very good results, but they have not let up their fighting will at all.They were really heartbroken by the "Brick Spirit".None of this group of girls who are clever girls is not annoyed at being given such an "unnecessary" stigma by their opponents.Since the "golden brick spirit" was ruthless to them first, don't blame them for being "unrighteous" later.Since they were the first to attack them, they must have the consciousness of encountering their fierce revenge.If you don't have the "awareness" in this aspect, then you can only blame yourself for being too poor, and you can't blame the girls of Qiling.

The Qi Ling girls "encircled and suppressed" the Brick Spirit in this way really didn't have any psychological burden at all. (To be continued..)