Tomb Bride: A Millennium Immortal Jade Face Beauty
6. Black jokes in the bar
The three girls at the table next to us drank a little too much, and their chattering voices were obviously too loud, so that I could clearly hear what they were chattering while sitting here.
"Have you heard that Simei's father died today." One of them said.
"Oh my god, don't mention it. My father went today. He is so old-fashioned. You said that the fourth sister's father has been fishing on the river for so many years. It is reasonable to say that the water quality is very good. It is common to accidentally fall into the river." Why didn't you come up today?"
"It's not that bad. I've heard about it. When I fished out the body, I found a blackened handprint on the ankle. It might be a water ghost." Another echoed.
"Okay, okay, where are you two from the gossip? That's not what you said. My partner just came back from Liangshui today. Have you heard of the old shaman in Liangshui? He went to see it and said yes Simei's father was fine at first, he floated up by himself, holding an object picked up from the river in his hand, and it happened after someone pulled him into the boat."
I have always had a soft spot for these black folk jokes, especially this kind of jokes that are still steaming. Although the girls are exaggerated by word of mouth, they still arouse my interest.Immediately asked the waiter to open a bottle of Chivas Regal, and sent it to the girl at the next table.
The three girls looked back at me and the mouse, nodded with a smile, and chattered with their heads down, maybe they were trying to figure out which one was more handsome, me or the mouse.It's just that I'm not very interested in the title of handsome guy, and I don't even want to steal the show when I stand with a 1.8-meter-eight handsome guy like Mouse.
"It's ok, Tie Zi, after hanging out with your brother Hao for a long time, even the skill of picking up girls has improved, right? But after a while, you will pay for this bottle of Chivas Regal yourself."
I glared at him and ignored him, moved the chair sideways to get closer to the three girls, and said with a smile: "Three beauties, is it convenient?"
The three girls smiled shyly and did not answer.
I raised my wine glass and made a gentlemanly gesture: "My friend and I came from Changchun to play, and we passed by here and stopped in for a drink. I happened to overheard three beauties chatting just now. It is also fate. My name is Wushuang. , if you don’t dislike me, I respect the three of you.” As I spoke, I drank the wine in my glass.
The three girls looked at each other and couldn't decide whether to give me this face.The way I strike up a conversation is very common in Changchun, but here it may be a bit hooligan.For a while, the three girls hesitated and made me very embarrassed.
After so many years of buddies, the mouse can't bear to see me fail to come to the stage, don't look at the usual bickering with me, but when it comes to the real thing, you have to give me a brother.Loudly called the waiter over, looked at the girls at the next table and said, "All the consumption of the three beauties at this table is mine tonight."
The girls were overjoyed when they heard about it, and raised their glasses to respect the mouse and me.I thought to myself that in this day and age, the rich and powerful are really rich and easy to do things. No wonder this kid can bring out a mouse every time he goes to the bar. It seems that even the girls in small places will never tire of trying this trick.
While drinking, he continued to chat with the girls about the topic just now.It turned out that the fourth sister they were talking about was called Pu Meihui, and I thought it might be the niece that Fang Ju was talking about just now.Pu Meihui's father accidentally fell into the river when he went to catch fish in the river in the morning.
"Have you heard that Simei's father died today." One of them said.
"Oh my god, don't mention it. My father went today. He is so old-fashioned. You said that the fourth sister's father has been fishing on the river for so many years. It is reasonable to say that the water quality is very good. It is common to accidentally fall into the river." Why didn't you come up today?"
"It's not that bad. I've heard about it. When I fished out the body, I found a blackened handprint on the ankle. It might be a water ghost." Another echoed.
"Okay, okay, where are you two from the gossip? That's not what you said. My partner just came back from Liangshui today. Have you heard of the old shaman in Liangshui? He went to see it and said yes Simei's father was fine at first, he floated up by himself, holding an object picked up from the river in his hand, and it happened after someone pulled him into the boat."
I have always had a soft spot for these black folk jokes, especially this kind of jokes that are still steaming. Although the girls are exaggerated by word of mouth, they still arouse my interest.Immediately asked the waiter to open a bottle of Chivas Regal, and sent it to the girl at the next table.
The three girls looked back at me and the mouse, nodded with a smile, and chattered with their heads down, maybe they were trying to figure out which one was more handsome, me or the mouse.It's just that I'm not very interested in the title of handsome guy, and I don't even want to steal the show when I stand with a 1.8-meter-eight handsome guy like Mouse.
"It's ok, Tie Zi, after hanging out with your brother Hao for a long time, even the skill of picking up girls has improved, right? But after a while, you will pay for this bottle of Chivas Regal yourself."
I glared at him and ignored him, moved the chair sideways to get closer to the three girls, and said with a smile: "Three beauties, is it convenient?"
The three girls smiled shyly and did not answer.
I raised my wine glass and made a gentlemanly gesture: "My friend and I came from Changchun to play, and we passed by here and stopped in for a drink. I happened to overheard three beauties chatting just now. It is also fate. My name is Wushuang. , if you don’t dislike me, I respect the three of you.” As I spoke, I drank the wine in my glass.
The three girls looked at each other and couldn't decide whether to give me this face.The way I strike up a conversation is very common in Changchun, but here it may be a bit hooligan.For a while, the three girls hesitated and made me very embarrassed.
After so many years of buddies, the mouse can't bear to see me fail to come to the stage, don't look at the usual bickering with me, but when it comes to the real thing, you have to give me a brother.Loudly called the waiter over, looked at the girls at the next table and said, "All the consumption of the three beauties at this table is mine tonight."
The girls were overjoyed when they heard about it, and raised their glasses to respect the mouse and me.I thought to myself that in this day and age, the rich and powerful are really rich and easy to do things. No wonder this kid can bring out a mouse every time he goes to the bar. It seems that even the girls in small places will never tire of trying this trick.
While drinking, he continued to chat with the girls about the topic just now.It turned out that the fourth sister they were talking about was called Pu Meihui, and I thought it might be the niece that Fang Ju was talking about just now.Pu Meihui's father accidentally fell into the river when he went to catch fish in the river in the morning.
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