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Shen Wanqing snorted disdainfully, and said, "What's so interesting about broken footballs, you can go by yourself." Lin Yuan had to watch the game alone.

Then, on August [-]th, the stadium was full of seats, and with the whistle of the referee, the game between the Chinese main Lu Cuju team and the American Cuju team officially began.

The audience in the stadium shouted in unison. They were cheering for the athletes of both sides. This was unimaginable in the Lin Yuan era. In the sports competitions of the Lin Yuan era, the audience must cheer for the home team. In this era, the Chinese have already There's no need to vent national sentiments at sporting events, so cheer on both sides with ease.

The Cuju improved by Lin Yuan is exactly the same as modern football. This kind of "plagiarism" made Lin Yuan very uneasy for a while, but Cuju quickly became popular in the streets and alleys, and Lin Yuan threw away all the guilt of "plagiarism" the back of the head.

The strength of the American cuju team is obviously higher than that of the main Chinese cuju team. The American cuju team is full of muscular blacks. They are fast and have good skills. They overwhelm the Chinese main cuju team.

The American cuju team scored a goal in a short period of time. The American athletes were so excited that they took out an American flag and waved it excitedly. The Chinese audience responded with warm applause.

Lin Yuan looked very proud at the cheerful Americans, because the Americans had completely fallen into his trap. Cuju is a Chinese game, and the better the Americans play, the more it shows that Chinese culture has had a huge influence on the United States.

Lin Yuan couldn't help thinking of his own time. China did have many sports that were very strong, such as table tennis, diving, gymnastics, etc., and often won gold medals in the Olympic Games, but these sports originated from foreign countries. No matter how good it is, it is to play behind other people's buttocks, not only to play behind European and American buttocks, but also to play judo behind Japanese buttocks, and to play taekwondo behind Korean buttocks.

In contrast, foreigners do not play traditional Chinese sports, such as martial arts, Go, chess, etc. The root cause is that China has little international influence and a weak voice. In this era, all this is reversed. Now, foreigners are playing behind the Chinese ass now.

After 10 minutes of fierce fighting, the Chinese main Lu Cuju team lost [-]-[-], but the Chinese main Lu Cuju team members were still very happy. It was strange, and he pulled an attendant over and asked, "Why aren't the American players happy that they won?"

The attendant whispered: "Shuai Lin, during the halftime break, I passed the American team lounge, and heard the head of the American delegation scolding those athletes loudly, calling them trash, and asking them to kick the Chinese team into eight games. zero."

Lin Yuan laughed dumbfounded, shook his head and said, "Why bother?" While speaking, the head of the American delegation walked up to Lin Yuan and proudly said, "Mr. Lin Yuan, four to zero, we won."

Lin Yuan's attendant was very dissatisfied with the arrogant appearance and arrogant tone of the head of the American delegation, and said coldly: "What's the use of defeating us in the arena, if you have the ability to fight on the battlefield..."

Lin Yuan reached out and patted the attendant on the shoulder, reprimanded: "What nonsense." Then he looked at the head of the American delegation and smiled politely: "Mr. The country has won, congratulations."

The head of the American delegation said proudly: "I wanted to kick you eight to zero." Then he turned and left, the attendant was full of displeasure, Lin Yuan smiled and said: "Forget it, what's the use of arguing with them?" , we hold the Olympic Games not to vent our nationalist sentiments by winning gold medals, but to promote the development of the national fitness industry. The Americans attach so much importance to gold medals that they have fallen into our trap."

In the next competition, athletes from the United Kingdom, the United States and Germany swept the gold medals. On the gold medal list, the United States was far ahead, the United Kingdom ranked second, and Germany ranked third. He won a gold medal on the list and ranked No. 20 on the gold medal list. Even the Indian autonomous region team won two gold medals, ranking ahead of China.

On August 24th, the Olympic Games closed successfully. Coubertin said in his speech at the closing ceremony: "I never thought that the Olympic Games could be held so successfully. If possible, I hope that every Olympic Games in the future will be held in China. Lin Yuan responded in his speech that China is willing to host every Olympic Games.

At nine o'clock in the evening, officials and white athletes from the United States, Britain and Germany held a celebration party. Naturally, the black athletes were left in the Olympic Village by them. At the meeting, the head of the American delegation raised his glass and said with a smile: "Congratulations to us It left China far behind in the gold medal list."

Everyone cheered in unison, but the head of the British delegation looked sad and said sadly: "China seems to pay little attention to gold medals. We seem to have fallen into the trap of the Chinese."

As soon as these words came out, everyone vaguely felt that something was wrong, and the joyful atmosphere was suddenly shrouded in a shadow. At this moment, an official rushed in and said in a panic: "No...it's not good , the niggers rebelled!"

The head of the British delegation saw that the official was from his own delegation, so he hurried over and said, "Don't worry, speak slowly."

The official said out of breath: "It's like this. Under the leadership of the captain of the basketball team, Rastoller, the niggers rushed out of their residences and ran into the residence of the Chinese main mainland delegation. , and will never return to England."

The head of the British delegation was surprised, and the head of the American delegation was also very surprised. He walked up to the officials and asked, "What about our American niggers, have they rebelled too?"

The official shook his head and said, "Not yet, but I think they are very envious of the blacks in the British delegation, and they may rebel soon."

The head of the British delegation and the head of the American delegation hurriedly asked the officials to lead the way to the Olympic Village. There were no blacks in the German delegation. Seeing that the matter was irrelevant, the head of the delegation was unwilling to participate, so he led his athletes back to the Olympic Village. Stay behind closed doors.

The head of the British delegation and the head of the American delegation came to the residence of the Chinese main mainland delegation. They saw that the British guards and the Chinese guards were confronting each other, everyone was holding batons, and the scene was tense.

What surprised the head of the American delegation was that all the black athletes came out of the American delegation's residence, which was separated from the Chinese mainland delegation by a wall, and looked at the black British athletes with envy.

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