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Emperor Guangxu asked: "Is there anything wrong with what Lin Aiqing said?"

Xin Wenyuan replied: "According to what he said, each size has been stipulated. Isn't it a little more restrictive when using it?"

Emperor Guangxu replied: "That's right, Lin Aiqing, please explain to me."

Lin Yuan smiled and said: "This is not a restriction. If you want to design from scratch, then you have to calculate the tensile strength, shear strength, etc. by yourself. The purpose of formulating the size standard is to leave this part for everyone. Work, so it's not a bondage, it's a help."

Emperor Guangxu laughed and said: "What Lin Aiqing said really wins my heart. Lin Aiqing, the champion must belong to you."

Lin Yuan thought to himself: "What's the use of being the number one scholar, because it's easy to be envied by others." So Lin Yuan said quickly: "No, no, no, this is absolutely impossible!"

Emperor Guangxu has been on the throne for nearly 20 years, and it is not the first time for him to take the imperial examination. It is the first time he has seen someone who does not want to be the number one scholar, so he asked, "Why don't you want to be the number one scholar?"

Lin Yuan thought to himself: "If I tell him that the number one scholar is useless, he must be irritated, why don't I say so." So Lin Yuan said: "I just want to be loyal to the country, and the fame is just a fake. Please give me another gift from the Holy One." others."

Emperor Guangxu smiled and said: "Okay! What a loyal person for the country, and his fame is just a fake. I will follow your heart. How many places do you want?"

Lin Yuan said, "Then let's be the last one."

Emperor Guangxu laughed dumbly, and said, "That's as you wish." In this way, Lin Yuan got the last place as he wished, not to mention, in this way, there will be less gossip from officials and scholars outside.

As soon as Lin Yuan entered the house, Liu San ran up and said, "The leader of the Shenji Battalion, Yutai, is here."

Seeing him, Lin Yuan scratched his head anxiously, thinking: "Isn't it Yutai? As for the worried face?" So Lin Yuan smiled and said: "Yutai is not a tiger, look at your worried appearance."

Liu San said: "It's not that I'm worried, this Yutai is a fool, if he gets angry, he can do anything."

Lin Yuan smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll go and have a look."

As soon as Lin Yuan entered the living room, seeing the situation in front of him, he almost didn't laugh out loud. He saw him put the three Taishi chairs together and then lay down on them. The Taishi chair had armrests. It stands to reason that his legs He couldn't stretch it out, but he actually stretched his legs into the space between the armrest and the chair, took off the outer long gown, rolled it up and put it under his head, and there was a servant serving him beside him, "Bajibaji "Smoking opium.

When Yu Tai saw Lin Yuan, he wanted to stand up quickly, but his legs were in the empty space of the chair, and he couldn't take it out for a while. The servant hurried to pull out the chair. things, went out, and Yutai said to Lin Yuan: "If you don't give me the things today, I won't leave."

Lin Yuan hurriedly said, "Didn't I give you a few days' grace?"

Yutai said three "stop" words in a row, and said with a smile: "Don't give me this trick, I understand, I'll tell you, if you don't pay me back, I won't leave!" Outside the door shouted: "Little Six, get out of here!"

Xiao Liuzi was the servant's name. As soon as he came in, Yutai called out: "I want to eat shortbread from Crispy Xianglou and roast duck from Quanjude at noon. Go and buy them for me." After finishing speaking, he lay down again chair.

Liu San winked at Lin Yuan, and when Lin Yuan left the house, Liu San asked anxiously, "What should we do? If he stays here and refuses to leave..."

Lin Yuan waved his hand to stop his words, and said: "It's okay, I have a way, I have to get him away." After speaking, he whispered a few words to Liu San, Liu San gave a thumbs up when he heard it, Said: "Your Excellency is really clever, I will prepare right now."

Lin Yuan went back to the house, moved a chair and sat beside Yutai, watching Yutai smoking opium cigarettes, for the convenience of holding the cigarettes, Yutai put the cigarette bag on the ground, which contained small pieces of opium, Lin Yuan smiled and said, "Commander, I'm going to have someone paint the walls of the living room in a while, so you should go back and don't mess with you."

Yutai ignored Lin Yuan, and saw three craftsmen coming in, one was carrying a big bag, the other was carrying a large bucket of water, and the empty-handed one came to Lin Yuan, greeted him, and asked: " My lord, do you still want to paint the walls?"

Lin Yuan smiled and said, "Brush, why don't you brush?" Before the words finished, the craftsman carrying the bucket exclaimed and fell to the ground with a "plop". It fell to the ground with a bang.

Lin Yuan hurried up to help, and asked with concern: "Are you all right?"

Before the person who fell could speak, Yutai over there screamed strangely, as if his heart had been dug out. Lin Yuan looked back, and it turned out that when the craftsman fell, the water from the bucket happened to be poured on the bag of opium. On the other hand, the man behind him carried a bag full of lime. Lime can release a lot of heat when it comes into contact with water. It was what Lin Zexu used when he was in the smoke of Humen.

The lime was not wasted at all, and it was all spread on the opium cigarettes. Yutai was the opium smoke that felt sorry for him. He stretched out his hand to take the bag out of the lime, but when he grabbed the bag, he was severely burned Suddenly, the pain caused him to let go, and the bag just turned over, and the unburned opium smoke underneath was also burned.

It turned out that this was exactly Lin Yuan's plan. These craftsmen did it on purpose. Lin Yuan knew very well how a heavy smoker would feel if he couldn't smoke opium.

Beating the dog to see the owner, Yutai was not good at reprimanding the two craftsmen severely, looking at his bag of opium that was smashed to pieces, his heart was so distressed that tears were about to fall, Lin Yuan suppressed a smile, and pretended to scold the two craftsmen Let's go, and don't let people come in to clean it up, just let the wreckage stay on the ground to add to Yutai's obstruction.

Yutai was addicted to cigarettes, he had no opium to smoke, and he felt uncomfortable after a while. Lin Yuan was angry with him deliberately, and said shamelessly: "I'm really sorry, how about I send someone to your house to get it..."

Yutai jumped down from the chair with a "chuckle" and said, "It's too late, let's go, let's go to the smokehouse, but let's be clear, you have to pay for it."

When Lin Yuan heard about the smokehouse, he thought to himself: "This smokehouse is also part of my plan, why don't I take this opportunity to check it out."

So Lin Yuan said quickly: "Okay, let's go to the smokehouse right now."

Yutai walked out in a hurry, not even taking his long gown, Lin Yuan rolled up his long gown in his hand, Yutai trotted all the way, and entered a smoke den, it seems that Yu Tai was a frequent visitor of this smoke den, the boss saw his clothes He didn't fix it and didn't stop him, so he let him in.

Lin Yuan stayed outside and asked the boss, "Where does the smoke here come from?"

The boss looked Lin Yuan up and down, and asked, "Why are you asking this?"

Lin Yuan smiled and said, "I'm very picky about cigarettes, I only smoke those kinds of opium cigarettes."

The boss saw that Lin Yuan came with Yutai, and he spoke and behaved well, so he didn't dare to neglect, and asked, "May I ask what kind of cigarettes this master smokes?"

Lin Yuan thought to himself: "Is this opium cigarette still divided into brands? I don't know any of them. Isn't it suspicious?" He had an idea and said, "I only smoke cigarettes brought in by my friends. It is the Dragon Lord on the pier."

The boss was in awe when he heard this, and said: "The cigarettes here are all brought in by Master Long."

Just as Lin Yuan was about to inquire carefully, he heard Yutai's voice from upstairs: "Have you ever played with a woman, you bastard? Make it so loud!"