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Lin Yuan asked: "What's wrong with this wood god? Did he bully you?"

When Guan'er heard this, she put down the bowl, her face full of resignation, she said indignantly: "It is because of him that I was punished."

Lin Yuan remembered Li Lianying's words, so he asked, "Aren't you beaten? Why did you become punished?"

Guan'er said, "Being beaten was a long time ago."

Only then did Lin Yuan ask, "How did they punish you?"

Guan'er said: "The wood god said that he has immortality, the queen mother and several concubines believed it very much, sister Wanqing once told me that there are no ghosts and gods in this world, so I told the queen mother, who knows her I got angry when I heard it, so I was punished to kneel in the corner, do you know what is the most annoying thing?"

Lin Yuan asked, "What's wrong?"

Guan'er said: "After she punished me, several ministers talked about the matter, and she forgot about me all morning, and I didn't dare to get up, so I just knelt down for a whole day. , to use a new word I learned, it is called life is better than death."

Lin Yuan couldn't help laughing, Guan'er said coquettishly, "She's being punished, yet you're still laughing! By the way, I don't want to go to the palace to serve her anymore."

Lin Yuan asked: "What's the matter? Didn't you like her very much before?"

Guan'er replied: "That's right, I used to like her very much, but later on when Sister Wan Qing chatted with me, I realized that I am the same person as her, why should I serve her? She said, she is an elder, it is fine for me to serve her, but in her heart, I am no different from a kitten or puppy. Brother Lin, please, please think of a way, and stop asking me to serve her. "

Lin Yuan said: "This is easy, I can take you to the northeast, and I can talk to her right now."

Guan'er thought for a while and said, "Let's talk about this matter later, she doesn't always come to me recently."

Lin Yuan asked: "Is there really something magical about this wood god?"

Guan'er said: "Of course, he knows a lot of magic tricks, for example, he can put a porcelain bowl on the table, then put a transparent glass cover on top of the bowl, and then use magic tricks to make the bowl break."

Lin Yuan laughed and said, "It's nothing more than a juggling skill. He dared to say that he is a god based on this. It's really shameless."

Guan'er said, "But how did he break the bowl?"

Lin Yuan smiled and said: "Recall carefully, what process did he go through from the moment he got the bowl until the bowl was finally broken, and what things were involved in these processes, if you think about it one by one, the problem must be Out of something in here."

Guan'er thought for a long time and said, "I can't think of it."

Lin Yuan smiled and said, "Think about it, where did he get his bowl? Is it his own bowl? If it's his own bowl, then the problem must be the bowl."

Guan'er shook her head and said, "No, we brought the bowl from the imperial dining room, so the pattern is definitely not on the bowl."

Lin Yuan said: "Okay, since there is no problem with the bowl, let's think about the next step, what did he do after he brought the bowl?"

Guan'er thought for a while and said: "Nothing, he put the bowl on a table, he called that table Xiantai, and covered it with a glass cover, and as soon as he made it, the bowl broke .”

Lin Yuan said: "That's right, there must be something wrong with his table."

Guan'er shook her head and said, "What's wrong with that table? They've all looked at it, and it's just an ordinary table. According to the wood god, that table was used by him since he was a child, because he became a fairy and attained the Tao. So that table also has mana."

Lin Yuan nodded and said: "That's right, there must be something wrong with that table. Those concubines have been in the deep palace for a long time, and have never been in contact with the outside world. How can they tell that there is something wrong with that table?" What's the problem? Where does this wood god live? Do you know? I want to go and see."

Guan'er said, "How do I know where he lives? Go ask the housekeeper, he must know."

On the second day, Lin Yuan called the butler Liu San and asked, "Do you know there is a wood god?"

Liu San smiled and said: "Of course, this is a man of influence in the capital. Many people go to pay him a visit, why? You want to pay a visit to him too?"

Lin Yuan thought to himself: "This person is only using magic. If it is a magic show, it should be praised, but if it is used as a cover to deceive people, it will be cast aside. Such people are not uncommon in all ages. In a modern society where science and technology are very advanced, there are many people who use magic as a guise to deceive people, and the interesting thing is that there are still many people who are fooled."

Lin Yuan smiled and said: "Prepare me a generous gift, I'm going to pay a visit to him, but I think this wood god is probably a liar, I'll expose him."

Liu San quickly said: "My lord, this must never be allowed!"

Lin Yuan asked, "What's wrong with this?"

Liu San said: "My lord, do you think that no one sees that the Wooden Immortal is bluffing? There are a lot of jugglers under the overpass. They all know the wood-immortal's magic tricks, but they don't say anything about it." Come out, do you know why?"

Lin Yuan asked, "Why didn't they say anything?"

Liu San replied: "Many high-ranking officials and dignitaries in the capital have visited this wood god. I heard that even the Lafayette in the Forbidden City can't believe it. You said that if someone came forward at this time and said that this wood god is a liar, You have all been deceived. Isn’t this slapping those high-ranking officials in the face? Those high-ranking officials and dignitaries are all face-saving people, can they be slapped in the face? I will definitely find trouble with this person, so I don’t dare to know say."

Lin Yuan laughed loudly and said, "Who am I! I can still be afraid of them, it's okay, hurry up and prepare a generous gift, and see how I can expose him."

Liu San smiled and said: "My lord, you don't have to go in person, I will prepare a post for you and send it to their house, and then you go again, and when you arrive, let them pour clean water on the street, pave the road with loess, and open it up." The door welcomes you in, or your status will be lowered!"

Lin Yuan nodded and said, "Alright, then you go and prepare." Liu San then went to prepare gifts and posts, and came back after a while, saying, "My lord, it's too bad, this wood god seems to know that you want As if to criticize, I returned the post and said I couldn't see you."

Lin Yuan asked, "What reason did he use to not see me?"

Liu San said: "The reason on the table is that he is practicing in seclusion, but the boy at the door is my distant nephew. He told me that Immortal Wood didn't practice at all today, and he deliberately didn't see you."

Lin Yuan thought to himself: "Could it be that the wood god knew that I would expose him, so he didn't see me? No, how did he know that I would expose him? Could it be that he has the ability to foretell?"

Lin Yuan thought to himself: "You must see his performance with your own eyes, and then you can expose him." So Lin Yuan asked: "Then he didn't want to perform the fairy art in public?"

Liu San smiled and said, "Yes, but you can't go."

Lin Yuan smiled and said, "I am the majestic governor of the three eastern provinces, why can't I go?"