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673 Dwarf Knight
Although Wang Genbao had never experienced any big scenes, let alone the Russian czar, he saw a man dressed differently from the crowd, and he guessed that this person was the czar, so he couldn't help panicking. He looked at Lin Yuan helplessly.
Lin Yuan stood beside him, patted his shoulder lightly, and said, "It's okay, I'm here."
While Lin Yuan was talking to him, the Tsar had already come to Wang Genbao, and without even looking at Lin Yuan, he said to Wang Genbao, "Hello, my Chinese friend."
A translator nearby translated this sentence to Wang Genbao. Wang Genbao looked back at Lin Yuan and asked, "Shuai Lin, what should I say?"
Lin Yuan said: "He is saying hello to you, it's fine for you to say hello too."
Sweat dripped from Wang Genbao's forehead, and he asked Lin Yuan tremblingly, "How should I say hello?"
Lin Yuan said helplessly: "Can't you say hello? You can greet the owner of your restaurant the way you usually say hello to him."
Wang Genbao wiped the sweat from his forehead, then smiled at the Tsar: "Hi, have you eaten?"
Lin Yuan thought helplessly: "You are treating the Tsar as a roadside uncle!"
If the level of the translator can be a little higher, he will understand that "have you eaten?" Gao, translated this sentence literally.
Tsar Nicholas II was taken aback after hearing this, and thought: "Why are the Chinese interested in whether I have eaten?" So he replied: "I haven't eaten yet."
The translator translated this sentence back truthfully. According to Chinese habits, after asking this sentence, he would talk about his own situation, so Wang Genbao said: "Actually, I didn't eat it either."
The translator saw Wang Genbao chatting with His Majesty the Tsar, so he stopped translating. The Tsar looked at Wang Genbao and said, "Your braid is very long. It must take a lot of time and effort to take care of it, right?"
It turned out that Wang Genbao still had long braids on the top of his head. After Lin Yuan dealt with the corrupt Fengtian magistrate Zhang Xiaofeng, he replaced all the officials of the three eastern provinces with his own people. Many people cut off their braids, but Wang Genbao was timid and kept them.
Lin Yuan heard the tsar mention "braids" and thought: "Come on, the time has come to humiliate us. In the late Qing Dynasty, foreigners were contemptuous and mocking of Chinese clothing. During the Opium War, some foreigners Soldiers used the embroidered shoes worn by women with bound feet as cigarette pouches; cut off heads and tied them with braids to high places, and the list goes on and on.”
Lin Yuan was thinking about countermeasures, Nicholas II continued: "We meet for the first time, I have a small gift for you." As he spoke, he took a small gold-encrusted box from the attendant at the side, and put it in front of Wang Genbao. It opened, and when it was opened, a golden light flashed inside, and it turned out to be a comb made of gold.
Nicholas II handed the small box in front of Wang Genbao and said, "This comb is for you. I see that your hair is very long and you must comb it frequently. I believe this comb will become your good friend."
Wang Genbao looked at Lin Yuan, and Lin Yuan said, "You take what he gives you."
Only then did Wang Genbao accept the golden comb, but Lin Yuan was puzzled and thought: "So he's not here to find fault, so why did he give him a golden comb?"
At this moment, the Tsar said to Lin Yuan: "Is Mr. Lin Yuan satisfied with today's dinner?"
Lin Yuan nodded and said, "The dinner was very good."
Nicholas II pointed to a clown next to him and said, "This is a famous circus all over Europe. How about it? Do you think their performances are decent?"
Lin Yuan really didn't watch their performance carefully, but out of politeness, he nodded slightly and said, "Their performance is very exciting."
Nicholas II laughed and said, "You speak so reluctantly, I know you must not be happy tonight, how about it, we have a show later."
Lin Yuan looked at the people standing beside him, and thought: "I've seen their performances, I don't know if they have anything new."
Nicholas II saw Lin Yuan's confusion, so he said, "Please bring our knights up."
Accompanied by the voice of Nicholas II, the band played the music just right. Amidst the passionate music, the door on the side of the hall opened, and everyone looked at it curiously. After a long time, no one saw it. The handsome knight, instead a stout dwarf came in, and a guard by the door called out, "Our knight is coming!"
Everyone laughed, and Wang Genbao leaned into Lin Yuan's ear and asked, "Shuai Lin, what's so ridiculous about this?"
Lin Yuan said: "Knights are very honorable people in Europe. To become a knight, you have to go through rigorous training. Those trainings are not only about physical skills, but more about social etiquette, so in the eyes of Europeans The knights are all handsome and handsome men, but this knight is an ugly and fat dwarf, so everyone laughed."
The dwarf walked in, and someone followed immediately, and put on the knight's spear, armor, helmet, face shield and other equipment. The dwarf made funny moves while putting on the equipment, and the laughter of everyone on the field was One after another.
When the dwarf had changed his gear, the guard shouted, "How can a gallant knight be without a horse? Where are our steeds?"
Accompanied by the voice, the door on the side opened, and a guard led a horse in. These horses were red all over without a trace of variegation. The girdle saddles on their bodies were also inlaid with gold and jade, and the dwarf was very short. Not as tall as the horse's legs, he climbed on the horse's body, but he couldn't get up no matter how he climbed, so he yelled angrily, and everyone laughed again!Wang Genbao also laughed.
The guard hurriedly shouted: "This horse is not good, let's change another one." Soon the gate opened again, and a guard drove a pig in. The pig also wore a gorgeous saddle and wore a The blanket was exactly like a war horse. Everyone snickered when they saw a pig being driven up.
The dwarf stretched out his thumb at the pig, then stepped on the "stirrup", flew onto the pig, and then raised the spear in his hand, shouting like a mighty knight. Everyone saw him riding the pig as a horse so happily , laughed more happily, the pig took two steps forward, and the dwarf jumped off the pig and rubbed his butt with his hands, as if there were nails on the pig's back!
Everyone didn't understand what it meant, the dwarf walked up to the guard, danced and said something, and the guard hurriedly said: "Our knight said that there is something on the pig's back, which makes his butt very uncomfortable. Hurry up and get the scissors, cut the saddle and blanket off the pig's back, and see what's on the pig's back."
Soon a few maids brought the scissors with a tray, and the dwarf picked up the scissors angrily, and cut off the blanket and saddle on the pig's back, only to see several long braids on the pig's back.
Lin Yuan stood beside him, patted his shoulder lightly, and said, "It's okay, I'm here."
While Lin Yuan was talking to him, the Tsar had already come to Wang Genbao, and without even looking at Lin Yuan, he said to Wang Genbao, "Hello, my Chinese friend."
A translator nearby translated this sentence to Wang Genbao. Wang Genbao looked back at Lin Yuan and asked, "Shuai Lin, what should I say?"
Lin Yuan said: "He is saying hello to you, it's fine for you to say hello too."
Sweat dripped from Wang Genbao's forehead, and he asked Lin Yuan tremblingly, "How should I say hello?"
Lin Yuan said helplessly: "Can't you say hello? You can greet the owner of your restaurant the way you usually say hello to him."
Wang Genbao wiped the sweat from his forehead, then smiled at the Tsar: "Hi, have you eaten?"
Lin Yuan thought helplessly: "You are treating the Tsar as a roadside uncle!"
If the level of the translator can be a little higher, he will understand that "have you eaten?" Gao, translated this sentence literally.
Tsar Nicholas II was taken aback after hearing this, and thought: "Why are the Chinese interested in whether I have eaten?" So he replied: "I haven't eaten yet."
The translator translated this sentence back truthfully. According to Chinese habits, after asking this sentence, he would talk about his own situation, so Wang Genbao said: "Actually, I didn't eat it either."
The translator saw Wang Genbao chatting with His Majesty the Tsar, so he stopped translating. The Tsar looked at Wang Genbao and said, "Your braid is very long. It must take a lot of time and effort to take care of it, right?"
It turned out that Wang Genbao still had long braids on the top of his head. After Lin Yuan dealt with the corrupt Fengtian magistrate Zhang Xiaofeng, he replaced all the officials of the three eastern provinces with his own people. Many people cut off their braids, but Wang Genbao was timid and kept them.
Lin Yuan heard the tsar mention "braids" and thought: "Come on, the time has come to humiliate us. In the late Qing Dynasty, foreigners were contemptuous and mocking of Chinese clothing. During the Opium War, some foreigners Soldiers used the embroidered shoes worn by women with bound feet as cigarette pouches; cut off heads and tied them with braids to high places, and the list goes on and on.”
Lin Yuan was thinking about countermeasures, Nicholas II continued: "We meet for the first time, I have a small gift for you." As he spoke, he took a small gold-encrusted box from the attendant at the side, and put it in front of Wang Genbao. It opened, and when it was opened, a golden light flashed inside, and it turned out to be a comb made of gold.
Nicholas II handed the small box in front of Wang Genbao and said, "This comb is for you. I see that your hair is very long and you must comb it frequently. I believe this comb will become your good friend."
Wang Genbao looked at Lin Yuan, and Lin Yuan said, "You take what he gives you."
Only then did Wang Genbao accept the golden comb, but Lin Yuan was puzzled and thought: "So he's not here to find fault, so why did he give him a golden comb?"
At this moment, the Tsar said to Lin Yuan: "Is Mr. Lin Yuan satisfied with today's dinner?"
Lin Yuan nodded and said, "The dinner was very good."
Nicholas II pointed to a clown next to him and said, "This is a famous circus all over Europe. How about it? Do you think their performances are decent?"
Lin Yuan really didn't watch their performance carefully, but out of politeness, he nodded slightly and said, "Their performance is very exciting."
Nicholas II laughed and said, "You speak so reluctantly, I know you must not be happy tonight, how about it, we have a show later."
Lin Yuan looked at the people standing beside him, and thought: "I've seen their performances, I don't know if they have anything new."
Nicholas II saw Lin Yuan's confusion, so he said, "Please bring our knights up."
Accompanied by the voice of Nicholas II, the band played the music just right. Amidst the passionate music, the door on the side of the hall opened, and everyone looked at it curiously. After a long time, no one saw it. The handsome knight, instead a stout dwarf came in, and a guard by the door called out, "Our knight is coming!"
Everyone laughed, and Wang Genbao leaned into Lin Yuan's ear and asked, "Shuai Lin, what's so ridiculous about this?"
Lin Yuan said: "Knights are very honorable people in Europe. To become a knight, you have to go through rigorous training. Those trainings are not only about physical skills, but more about social etiquette, so in the eyes of Europeans The knights are all handsome and handsome men, but this knight is an ugly and fat dwarf, so everyone laughed."
The dwarf walked in, and someone followed immediately, and put on the knight's spear, armor, helmet, face shield and other equipment. The dwarf made funny moves while putting on the equipment, and the laughter of everyone on the field was One after another.
When the dwarf had changed his gear, the guard shouted, "How can a gallant knight be without a horse? Where are our steeds?"
Accompanied by the voice, the door on the side opened, and a guard led a horse in. These horses were red all over without a trace of variegation. The girdle saddles on their bodies were also inlaid with gold and jade, and the dwarf was very short. Not as tall as the horse's legs, he climbed on the horse's body, but he couldn't get up no matter how he climbed, so he yelled angrily, and everyone laughed again!Wang Genbao also laughed.
The guard hurriedly shouted: "This horse is not good, let's change another one." Soon the gate opened again, and a guard drove a pig in. The pig also wore a gorgeous saddle and wore a The blanket was exactly like a war horse. Everyone snickered when they saw a pig being driven up.
The dwarf stretched out his thumb at the pig, then stepped on the "stirrup", flew onto the pig, and then raised the spear in his hand, shouting like a mighty knight. Everyone saw him riding the pig as a horse so happily , laughed more happily, the pig took two steps forward, and the dwarf jumped off the pig and rubbed his butt with his hands, as if there were nails on the pig's back!
Everyone didn't understand what it meant, the dwarf walked up to the guard, danced and said something, and the guard hurriedly said: "Our knight said that there is something on the pig's back, which makes his butt very uncomfortable. Hurry up and get the scissors, cut the saddle and blanket off the pig's back, and see what's on the pig's back."
Soon a few maids brought the scissors with a tray, and the dwarf picked up the scissors angrily, and cut off the blanket and saddle on the pig's back, only to see several long braids on the pig's back.
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