Otherworld's Replicator

Hozen, don't be unreasonable! "

Guang Chengzi, one of the Twelve Golden Immortals, was also one of the main proponents of this calculation.Now his Fantian Seal and Bagua Zishou Immortal Clothes have been taken away by the top ten ancient artifacts.I was very annoyed in my heart, but now being slapped and skinned by a certain monkey, I don't care about the face of the gods, making loud noises and sarcasm.His face was suddenly dull, and when he was annoyed, he had already cursed a few times.

"unreasonable?"

A certain monkey glanced at Guang Chengzi very disdainfully, swung the golden cudgel horizontally, and said with a sneer, "Guang Chengzi, do you dare to fight me for three hundred rounds? Ha, I actually forgot. Now, what are you going to fight me with? Hey, I’m fighting against the Holy Buddha, I’m an official no matter how big or small, it’s unavoidable that I’m going to bully you now!”

All the gods were silent, but none of them dared to challenge a certain monkey.Just kidding, everyone's magic weapon has been donated under the initiative of the Jade Emperor.Faced with this grandpa who is going to heaven and directly challenge the Jade Emperor, he insists on being a great sage equal to heaven, he can't beat this guy when he has a magic weapon, not to mention that now that the magic weapon is lost, he can't compare with this guy.

With a proud face, a certain monkey hit the stick with a bang, bang bang, and at this moment, it was very straightforward to not give anyone face.It knocked the whole heaven and shook it, and at the same time, he yelled and slobbered: "Old Jade Emperor, don't blame my grandson for not giving you face. Now that everything is over, the person who was hit must have got it." The recognition of the top ten ancient artifacts. If you don’t deal with it any more, until this person masters the top ten ancient artifacts one day, unless the great god Pangu is reborn and the long-lost Emperor Xuanyuan returns, how many people in heaven can hurt this person? ?”

The Jade Emperor didn't panic at all. He looked at the sloppy monkey calmly, and slowly opened his mouth and said, "Monkey, what you said is not wrong, but you forgot one thing, everyone has selfish desires. This person also has selfish desires." It's the same. I can entitle him to be in the immortal class and become an immortal official. How many mortals would have refused when he became an immortal?"

The monkey immediately burst into anger, and the Jade Emperor satirized a certain monkey with a few words.After all, monkeys were in the immortal class back then.He was shamelessly conferred Bi Mawen by a certain emperor.This is a lifelong disgrace, which the monkey hates very much.Out of shame, the monkey immediately scolded: "The treasures of the heavens are all in the hands of this person. Even if you are dragged from the throne and become the emperor yourself, do you think he will obey you? Selfish desires? If this person can turn the world upside down , can you control it?"

"Defiant! Kill!"

Erlangshen, who had been silent all this time, suddenly opened his eyes and gave a cold shout.As the law-handling immortal of the heavens, he is in charge of the major criminal laws of the heavens.Mortals do not obey the destiny.Erlangshen responded immediately.

The monkey immediately sneered and mocked: "What a murderous aura, you know, this person has cultivated the immortal body. If he can open the void channel, the immortal body must have cultivated to a certain level. Erlang, do you think you can kill him?" ?”

Erlangshen didn't have the slightest fear, his eyes were slightly closed, his tone was unusually calm, and he said, "It can be sealed on the pillar of death, and it can be refined in the nine heavens of ice and fire!"

The monkey's expression changed.Looking coldly at Erlangshen, he shouted: "Erlangshen, you are so ruthless! You know that the immortal body is immortal. You torture the other party like this, it is worse than killing him!"

"Defiant! Kill!"

Erlang Shen's tone was calm, and he didn't care about anything at all.How to answer, how to answer.With a cold face, he is worthy of being the Palm Law Immortal of the heavens.Sure enough, enough ruthless, enough ruthless.

but.anyway.How many people who are gods understand feelings?Like a monkey.A cute guy who is naturally nosy, and has both emotions and emotions.In the heavens, it definitely belongs to the heterogeneity of the heterogeneity.Of course, it is precisely for this reason that there is no one in the heavens who does not hate this monkey.At the same time, this monkey is also hated by everyone because of its supernatural power, but they dare not have the same knowledge as this monkey.

"Goku!"

As if all the gods and Buddhas were singing at the same time at this moment, the simple and solemn voice, like the voice of the gods, shone slightly from the mouth of the Tathagata Buddha.No one is afraid of a certain monkey who is about to splash, but he is very cold about this Tathagata Buddha.Hearing the Tathagata Buddha calling him, he immediately frowned, held the Buddha ceremony, and said, "Buddha!"

At this moment, everyone's admiration for the Tathagata Buddha is a five-body cast.To be able to discipline a certain monkey like this, it is estimated that in the sky and on earth, except for the Great Sun Tathagata, there are only Master Sanzang who has never been to Zen meditation in the West, and the Bodhi Patriarch in Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai and Sanxing Cave in the oblique moon.

Tathagata Buddha nodded slightly satisfied, feeling melancholy about the monkey's unruliness.There is no way, this monkey has supernatural powers, and has never been soft in his life.If it wasn't for the Bodhi Patriarch's kindness in educating the monkey, Tang Seng's kindness in teaching the monkey, and his own karma with the monkey, it is estimated that no one in the world will be able to control the monkey.

As soon as the Buddha opened his mouth, everyone stopped talking.After all, this guy is too famous.

He three points.Even the Jade Emperor paid homage to him, and did not think for a while, but quietly waited for the netbsp; Tathagata Buddha to meditate for a long time, as if he was thinking and calculating something.These guys with supernatural powers, which one can peek at the way of heaven and calculate the existence of the cycle of heaven and earth?Therefore, after the Tathagata Buddha peeked at the way of heaven for a while, Ran Ran said: "This time, we have suffered heavy losses. But I think that this may not be a big problem. After all, this person is our descendant of Yan and Huang. It's my Yanhuang's blood. There is nothing wrong with helping Yanhuang and me."

The monkey immediately felt that the Tathagata Buddha's words were a bit off-putting, grinned, and said: "Buddha, there is something wrong with this statement. We have been living comfortably in the God Realm for thousands of years, why do we have to ask for a trace of cause and effect in other worlds? Within the three realms, they are all under our control. Why do we need to open up things like the fourth realm and the fifth realm? Although the stone of another world can quickly cultivate low-level cultivators, it is not much for us gods. The effect of the earth. Thinking about the small land in the foreign world, why should we break their peace? In my old grandson’s opinion, whether it is a monk or a person who cultivates Taoism and becomes an immortal, the land is a place of pure inaction. hinder my practice. Is there something wrong with this matter?"

When the monkey said such a sentence, it really scared all the gods around him.After all, I have studied Buddhism with Tathagata Buddha for several years, and practiced Zen for several years.Not to mention, these words are really clear, and it is not without any reason to argue.But so what?It doesn't matter if these words come from someone else's mouth.But isn't it a bit too weird to say something pure and innocent from the mouth of a certain monkey?

Monkey's words were so interesting that even the Tathagata Buddha couldn't help showing a faint smile.After shaking his head slightly, he said very calmly: "Wukong, it's not without reason for you to say these words. But this alien world is related to the future survival of us and the other three worlds. How could it be you Can a few words be considered light?"

The monkey refused to accept it, but he didn't know what to say.He could only sullenly sit on the stone desk, grab the fruit and gnaw it.Saliva splashing, juice flying all over the sky.There are more than a dozen gods around Leng Shispray, each of them seems to be avoiding dirt, and none of them is within 15 meters of the monkey.The monkey immediately disdained it, and spat out the core in its mouth.With a clang, a small hole was spat out by the monkey on the ground.

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After being harassed by the monkey for so long, although the gods from all walks of life were not angry, they did not express any objection.After waiting quietly for a long time, the Jade Emperor opened his eyes slightly, and continued to ask: "The Buddha thinks, how to deal with this matter?"

The Tathagata Buddha's face remained as usual, and under the expectant eyes of everyone, he said slightly: "The most urgent thing is to get back the magic weapon of the immortals. This is a big matter, and it is very important for all the immortals. In addition, The recruiting that the Jade Emperor mentioned is not a method. However, this time recruiting, who to send is a very important thing."

All the immortals were silent, their magic weapons were gone, so they went to ask for safety.If you encounter something like a monkey again, how can you fight against them without a magic weapon?When the time comes, it will be a big joke to be flattened by others.Therefore, all the immortals fell silent one after another with their own ghosts.

Seeing that all the immortals were silent there, after a long time, Tathagata Buddha could only sigh slightly, and said: "If everyone has no candidate, I have a suitable candidate. I wonder if everyone agrees?"

The immortals said yes, waiting for the answer from the Tathagata Buddha.And this guy, after finishing his performance, slowly said: "The candidate I propose is——Sun Wukong!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.

All the gods looked at a certain dumb monkey with complicated eyes, and a certain monkey almost fainted with a blunt plop.The cloud case in front of him was directly smashed by this head.After being surprised, the monkey immediately jumped up, with saliva flying all over his mouth, and shouted: "Don't do it, I was buried in a big pit by someone thousands of years ago. Being pitted is a lifelong shame. Now let me go to trap others , I won’t do it even if I’m killed!”

Tathagata Buddha smiled and said: "Wukong, this matter is none other than you. Only you can know the pain and suffering. Moreover, in the three realms, you have the least loss. Who else can it be except you?"

The monkey immediately opened its mouth, looked at the Tathagata Buddha in surprise, and waited to refuse.Suddenly, as if thinking of something.Immediately revealed an inscrutable smile, put away the golden cudgel, yelled, and said: "My grandson, go too!" After finishing speaking, he made a somersault and disappeared!The immortal colonization plan has begun to unfold quietly...